[GEORGE]: DID YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS?
NOT ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
THE OTHER KIND.
THE KIND OF DAY WHERE THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR,
SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN ON ITS WAY FOR A WHILE.
SOMETHING GOOD,
AND MAYBE BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT MYSELF, LIKE, ALL THE TIME,
I WAS SURE THAT SOMETHING ON ITS WAY WAS ABOUT ME.
IT'S MINE.
YOU'RE UP EARLY.
DID YOU SLEEP OKAY?
J.D. WOKE ME UP A COUPLE OF TIMES,
BUT I WENT RIGHT BACK TO SLEEP.
IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE WEARING TODAY?
CAN J.D. COME TO THE CEMETERY?
NO.
WHY?
BECAUSE HE'S A DOG.
FUCK HER. YOU'RE COMING.
THAT'S WHAT SHE DID.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID SHE DID.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY, YOU KNOW THAT?
THE DISCIPLINE OF A FUCKING PISSANT.
OH, WELL, GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO.
YOU'D MAKE A GOOD COP.
WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING YOU.
WERE YOU NOW?
WHAT WAS THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION?
MY WIT, MY CHARM?
MY POUTY LIPS?
DAISY TOLD ME THAT AFTER YOU QUIT YOUR JOB AT HAPPY TIME,
YOU QUIT YOUR NEW JOB THE VERY NEXT DAY.
THE VERY NEXT MORNING.
YOUR LIPS ARE KIND OF POUTY.
CAN I GET SOME TABASCO?
AND HOW LONG DID YOU LAST AT THE NEW GIG?
LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES.
OKAY, GOT THAT ONE BEAT. IT WAS NORTH LONDON, A PIZZA PIE PARLOR...
NOT INTERESTED.
IT'S GEORGIA'S DAY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, IT'S MY DAY?
UH, THIS IS NOT TABASCO.
MORNING, KIFFANY.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BREAKFAST?
NEED A LITTLE CASH?
YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.
MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
AND NO PROSPECTS. JUST DEAD AND STUPID.
I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY, RUBE. I FOUND 20 BUCKS TODAY.
SAVE IT, GEORGIA. BREAKFAST IS ON ME THIS MORNING.
SWEET.
GEORGIA'S BREAKFAST. RUBE SAID IT'S HER DAY. HERS IS ON ME.
THANK YOU, DAISY.
I'LL HAVE "BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S"
WITH A LARGE O.J.,
AND CAN YOU MAKE THE BACON EXTRA, EXTRA CRISPY?
YOU DON'T EAT BACON.
I KNOW, BUT RUBE DOES,
AND THAT'S THE WAY HE LIKES IT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU, RUBE'S BUTT BOY?
WHY, DID YOU RESIGN?
AND INSTEAD OF HOT TEA, KIFFANY, I'LL HAVE COFFEE.
NO, MAKE THAT A GREEN TEA.
I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR YOU.
HOW ABOUT A HOT CUP OF SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP?
I'M NOT SURE YOU GOT THE MEMO, ROXY,
BUT IT IS MY DAY.
NOTHING FOR ME?
NOT TODAY.
THAT'S RIGHT, NOT TODAY.
WHY?
EVERY SO OFTEN, ONE JUST GETS ONE OF THOSE DAYS, AND TODAY IT'S YOU.
[GEORGE]: I WANTED SOMETHING GOOD TO COME MY WAY...
MORE THAN A FREE BREAKFAST, MORE THAN 20 BUCKS,
JUST MORE.
I MEAN, I'M A GOOD-LOOKING GUY, AM I NOT?
YOU'RE FINE... FOR A WHITE BOY.
FUCK FINE. I THINK I RADIATE A CERTAIN RAFFISH APPEAL.
DO I NOT? DO I?
REAPER.
TOO OLD.
JESUS, ROXY, YOU THINK EVERYBODY'S A REAPER.
WELL, MAYBE THE WOMEN I'M ATTRACTED TO ARE MORE DISCERNING.
THAT COULD BE TRUE, BUT, YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS DRAWING POWER GOES,
I THINK I'VE GOT IT IN SPADES, HAVE I NOT?
HAVE I? HAVE I?
WAIT A SECOND. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU'VE HAD SEX?
WITH A WOMAN. WITH A WOMAN.
WHO WAS ALIVE.
I'VE NOT HAD SEX WITH A DEAD WOMAN...
TECHNICALLY.
FLORES?
FLORES.
FLORES PARA LOS MUERTOS.
OH, NO, THANK YOU.
FLOWERS FOR THE DEAD. NO, THANK YOU.
REAPER. SERIOUS REAPER.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, MASON?
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
HOW LONG EXACTLY?
A FEW MONTHS.
HOW MANY MONTHS? 15, ALL RIGHT?
MY STARS. THAT'S PATHETIC.
JESUS. PAY FOR IT.
BANG A HOOKER.
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT. I'M LOSING MY MIND.
DAISY, YOU HAVE TO FIND ME A WOMAN.
BE YOUR PIMP?
PIMP ME. PLEASE, PIMP ME.
DON'T YOU HAVE A SOUL TO REAP?
YEAH, RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT NEXT TO ZULU RECORDS. THERE'S HOT GIRLS IN HERE ALL THE TIME.
FUCK OFF, MAN.
HAPPY HUNTING.
WELL, MY POST-IT'S NOT UNTIL LATER.
LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF GAME YOU'VE GOT.
OKAY, GOOD MORNING.
SO WELCOME TO HOT YOGA.
SIT.
ANYONE HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME?
HEY.
YOU LOST?
NO, I, UH...
HAD AN APPOINTMENT IN THE AREA
AND JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS HERE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
UH, RUBE.
WHAT'S YOURS?
I'M ARUN.
ARUN LEVERT?
THIS IS MY STUDIO.
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US FOR CLASS? YOU'RE HERE.
I DON'T REALLY DO YOGA.
DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
YOU'RE HERE.
BE HERE.
I CAN DO THAT.
GOOD.
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, RUBE.
THERE ARE EXTRA SHORTS IN THE CUBBY, OKAY?
THAT'S FOR YOU.
OKAY, LET'S BEGIN.
[GEORGE]: EVEN THOUGH I WAS CONVINCED THAT THIS JOB
WAS REALLY GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE BUSINESS OF LIVING...
GO.
THERE WAS NO GETTING AROUND THE COST OF THAT BUSINESS.
I REALLY NEEDED MONEY.
NO WAY DELORES COULD TELL ME NO TODAY.
[LAUGHTER]
IT WAS MY DAY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO?"
MILLIE...
DELORES, YOU AND I WERE, LIKE, FRIENDS.
AND THEN YOU QUIT AND TOOK A JOB FROM ONE OF OUR POSTINGS,
AND THEN QUIT AFTER, HMM, AN HOUR.
FIVE MINUTES.
MILLIE, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.
OKAY.
DO YOU KNOW WHO WALLY PIPP WAS?
IS THAT A REAL PERSON?
WALLY PIPP WAS ONCE THE FIRST BASEMAN FOR THE NEW YORK YANKEES,
AND ONE SUMMER DAY, WALLY PIPP DID NOT FEEL WELL,
AND ASKED HIS COACH IF HE COULD SIT OUT FOR A GAME.
I DON'T REALLY LIKE BASEBALL...
DO YOU KNOW WHO REPLACED HIM THAT AFTERNOON?
YOU EVER HEARD OF LOU GEHRIG?
I KNOW HE HAS A REALLY BAD DISEASE NAMED AFTER HIM.
LOU GEHRIG PLAYED OVER 2,000 STRAIGHT GAMES
FOR THE YANKEES.
HE WAS KNOWN AS "THE IRON HORSE."
I DON'T NEED A WALLY PIPP, MILLIE,
AND I DON'T NEED YOU.
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
SO WHO'S MY REPLACEMENT?
WHO'S LOU GEHRIG?
MITCHELL.
MITCHELL IS "THE IRON HORSE"?
MM-HMM.
PLEASE, DELORES.
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE.
IT'S MS. HERBIG NOW.
I NEED MY JOB BACK.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
LINE TWO.
WE'RE DONE, WALLY.
UN-FUCKING-REAL.
HELLO, DELORES HERBIG. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
WAIT!
HOW'S IT GOING, PRETTY LADY? OH, FUCK OFF.
PRESS THAT DOWN BUTTON!
YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT COME ANY FAS... FUCK OFF!
DELORES?
MURRAY'S IN SHOCK.
MY NEIGHBOR SAID HE CAME IN
AND PISSED ALL OVER HER FLOOR, AND THEN JUST COLLAPSED.
I HAVE TO GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL.
IF HE'S PISSING ALL OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S KITCHEN FLOOR,
I THINK YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS MORE THAN...
MURRAY'S HER CAT, YOU ASSWIPE.
DELORES, YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION TO DRIVE. LET ME DRIVE.
I... I...
WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN ASSWIPE, ASSWIPE?
DON'T TOUCH ME! I'LL TOUCH YOU IF I WANT TO TOUCH YOU.
[TASER BUZZES]
COME ON.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRIVE.
NOW, LET'S GO INTO EAGLE.
RAISE YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD, AND SWING THEM AROUND.
WRAP THEM TOGETHER, RIGHT ELBOW OVER LEFT.
TWIST.
TWIST. TWIST.
EXCELLENT JOB, RUBE.
MY MOTHER IS REALLY PISSED OFF.
SO LET HER BE PISSED OFF.
IT WAS HER GRANDDAUGHTER, JOY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, CLANCY? I DON'T LIKE HER.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.
IF IT WERE ANY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR,
I STILL WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE HER...
I'M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP.
AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO SEE HER TODAY.
I AM SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP.
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
YOU ANSWER THAT PHONE, AND I WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
[PHONE BEEPS OFF]
HI.
UH, SO WHAT HAPPENS TODAY?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SWEETIE?
WELL, WHAT HAPPENS?
WELL, NOTHING MUCH.
THE REVEREND WILL SAY A PRAYER.
AND I'M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING...
REALLY?
AND YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING IF YOU WANT TO.
OKAY.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY?
I'M GOING TO SAY...
I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU TODAY.
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
SIGN IN, PLEASE.
MURRAY USUALLY SEES DR. WILSON.
DR. WILSON'S NOT IN. DR. LEVY IS HERE.
I DON'T KNOW HIM. CAN HE SEE US RIGHT AWAY?
HOLD ON. I'M NEW.
IT'S MARCIE.
THERE'S A LADY HERE WHO WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY.
MARCIE.
MARCIE. I'M NEW.
MARCIE!
THIS IS A CAT EMERGENCY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
COME ON. IT PROBABLY WON'T BE LONG.
MEOW, MEOW.
MEOW, MEOW, MISTER.
EXCUSE ME.
CERTAINLY.
HOW'S MURRAY DOING? NOT VERY GOOD.
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR CAT'S NAME WAS?
DON'T TELL HIM, DELORES. MURRAY,
YOU HANG IN THERE, YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY.
YOU BEAT THE JACUZZI.
YOU BEAT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK.
YOU'VE GOT SEVEN LIVES LEFT.
YOU CAN BEAT THIS.
WHAT'RE YOU READING? MILLIE,
I APPRECIATE THE RIDE, BUT I THINK MURRAY AND I WILL BE FINE NOW.
UM, OKAY.
HEY, YOU WAITING FOR A PET IN HERE?
UH-HUH.
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW,
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL GET HOME,
AND I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MURRAY HERE OVERNIGHT.
I CAN STAY.
SO WHAT'S YOUR PET'S NAME?
IS IT A DOG?
SNAKE? FERRET?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WHERE'S YOUR PET CARRIER? WHY AREN'T YOU SAD?
WELL, MAYBE I AM,
OR MAYBE MY MOM IS BONING THE DUDE FROM ANIMAL CONTROL.
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, YOU LITTLE PUNK.
MILLIE, HE'S A CHILD.
I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM, DELORES.
DON'T LET HIM TOUCH MURRAY.
WHY?
JUST DON'T.
[GEORGE]: MAYBE I WAS WRONG.
MAYBE LIFE WAS FLIPPING ME OFF AGAIN.
MAYBE THIS WASN'T MY DAY AT ALL.
OKAY.
ARUN...
COULD YOU DEMONSTRATE THE PLOUGH POSE FOR ME?
I FEEL LIKE MY FORM ISN'T VERY GOOD.
IT'S GOOD.
HAPPY TO, SANDY.
THANKS FOR THE CLASS.
YOU WANT YOUR CALVES PARALLEL,
LIKE TRAIN TRACKS.
WHEN I WAS TRAINING,
MY YOGA TEACHER USED TO GET ON MY ASS
AND STAND THERE,
LIKE HE WAS SURFING A WAVE.
[BONE CRACKS]
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANKS.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
YOU'RE DEAD.
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
NO.
I HAVE AN OLD NECK INJURY.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THE PLOUGH POSE,
BUT SANDY IS SO HOT.
YOU BROKE YOUR NECK.
WOW.
WHERE ARE MY PANTS?
SO I'M DEAD, AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
THEY DON'T KNOW YET.
I THOUGHT I PUT THEM IN THE SECOND CUBBY...
NO ONE SEES ME? JUST YOU?
YEAH. THESE AREN'T MINE.
THANKS FOR CLASS, ARUN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO GET SOME TEA?
ARUN?
SHE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME.
YEAH, THAT'S GOT TO HURT.
HEY!
SHITHEAD!
HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH?
TAKE IT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS PLACE IS ALL ABOUT THE INITIAL SALVO, THE OPENING LINE.
IT HAS TO BE CLEVER, BUT AT THE SAME TIME SUGGEST AN INNER BEAUTY.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?
YES.
WHAT'S A LINE THAT'S WORKED ON YOU?
"I'M GARY COOPER."
THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK FOR ME, DAISY.
YEAH. JUST BE YOURSELF...
OKAY.
ONLY, SMARTER, RICHER, MORE SUCCESSFUL, CLEAN-SHAVEN,
AND, I'M GUESSING, A BIGGER COCK.
RIGHT.
YOU'RE ENGLISH. USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
BE JAMES BOND.
GIVE THEM THE WITTY SEXUAL INNUENDO.
OKAY.
HI.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT,
OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?
DO EITHER OF YOU WORK FOR UPS?
BECAUSE I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU CHECKING OUT MY PACKAGE.
NICE LEGS. WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
HI, THERE. HI, THERE.
HI, THERE. HI... H...
HI, THERE.
I'M NOT JAMES BOND.
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
IT JUST LOOKED LIKE SO MUCH FUN.
WAS IT? YEAH.
I'VE GOT TO RUN. JUST TRY BEING YOURSELF.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, SWEETIE?
I DON'T KNOW.
OKAY.
I WANT TO BRING SOMETHING TO HER GRAVE.
LIKE WHAT?
I SAID I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU WANT HELP?
NO.
SOMETHING OF HERS OR SOMETHING OF YOURS?
MOM...
GO AWAY.
MURRAY HERBIG?
WE USUALLY SEE DR. WILSON.
WELL, DR. WILSON'S AT THE ZOO.
HAD TO DELIVER A BABY ORANGUTAN.
BREECH BIRTH.
HIGH DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY.
MURRAY HASN'T BEEN EATING.
OH.
LET'S HAVE A LISTEN.
OKAY.
HMM.
HEART RATE IS DEPRESSED.
KIDNEYS ARE A BIT BIG.
IS THERE ANY VOMITING? UNUSUAL URINATION?
COUGHING UP HAIRBALLS? YES.
HOW ABOUT THE CAT?
WHAT?
IT'S A STANDARD VET JOKE. I'M OLD SCHOOL.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY. LOOK AT HER.
THAT'S PANIC.
OH, SORRY.
MY GUESS IS THAT HE'S SUFFERING
SOME KIND OF RENAL FAILURE...
OH, MY LORD.
AND SOMETHING OR SOMEONE REALLY FRIGHTENED HIM.
WELL, HE'S NOT VERY FOND OF BEING IN THE CAT CARRIER.
MS. HERBIG,
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY
THAT MANKIND IS THE ONLY SPECIES WHO POSSESSES THE KNOWLEDGE
THAT HE'S GOING TO DIE?
WHY?
MURRAY'S VERY OLD, AND HE'S SICK.
YOU THINK CATS KNOW, TOO?
MM-HMM, BUT I'LL TRY AND TREAT HIM, OKAY?
I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN.
OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
TAKE DEEP BREATHS.
[GEORGE]: SEEMED AS IF THIS DAY, MY DAY,
WAS A BIT OF A MIXED BAG.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SURPRISED.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS A PARTICULARLY LUCKY GIRL.
15 YEARS OF YOGA, AND THIS IS IT?
UNDER A SHEET?
I'M TOE-UP IN MY STUDIO?
SORRY.
THE GOOD-LOOKING ONE HERE REALLY CARED ABOUT YOU.
DOESN'T HELP MY DEAD ASS NOW.
SO WHAT'S NEXT?
YOU'RE OFF TO YOUR FINAL DESTINATION.
WHERE'S THAT? NO IDEA.
YOU HAVE SOME IDEA.
MAN, YOU KNOW A LOT OF SHIT,
AND YOU LIKE TO PLAY IT A LITTLE CLOSE TO THE VEST.
I WOULD HATE TO PLAY POKER WITH YOU.
DON'T NOD, MOTHERFUCKER.
I'M DEAD.
SHOW ME SOME CARDS.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
YOGA'S SUPPOSED TO BE CONNECTED WITH THE DIVINE, RIGHT?
IN YOGA, THE DRAMA OF THE UNIVERSE
GETS ACTED OUT IN OUR PHYSICAL BODY.
PURE ENERGY MARRIES PURE CONSCIOUSNESS.
TRUST ME, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FLY.
BECAUSE OF THE OPPORTUNITY FOR SPIRITUAL GROWTH?
YEAH, THERE WAS THAT, TOO.
I LED THIS SERENE, BEAUTIFUL LIFE,
AND I AM NOT EMBARRASSED TO TELL YOU,
THE WOMEN ARE PHENOMENAL.
THAT ONE THERE, SHE'S GOT A LITTLE CRUSH ON YOU.
I TRY TO LIVE ON THE PERIPHERY.
I TRY NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH THE LIVING.
OKAY, MAN.
YOU STAY ON THE PERIPHERY.
IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
HE WAS SO PURE.
I REALLY WANTED HIM INSIDE OF ME.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS. I'VE GOT TO GO.
HEY, BOY.
HEY, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TELL...
YOU MOTHERFU...
YOU DROPPED THIS. YEAH.
WHAT'S "E.T.D."?
ESTIMATED TIME OF DEATH.
WHAT IS THIS?
WHOSE ESTIMATED TIME OF DEATH?
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M MASON. CAN I HAVE THIS BACK? PLEASE...
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF GRIM REAPER?
YES.
OH! SAY IT.
SAY WHAT?
TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE.
COME ON! TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE!
I'M A... I'M A...
I'M A...
I'M A REAPER.
SAY IT AGAIN. COME ON, SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A... I'M A REAPER.
I'M A REAPER!
YOGA WAS VERY GOOD FOR ME.
THE WAY IT MADE MY BODY FEEL,
MY MIND WAS AT PEACE,
AND I LOVED SOME WONDERFUL WOMEN.
HOUSEWIVES, SHOP GIRLS,
LAWYERS, SOCIAL WORKERS,
BLACK, WHITE, ASIAN. I WAS LIKE A KID AT A PARADE.
YEAH, I'VE SEEN THAT PARADE.
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE MONK CATS, ARE YOU?
NO.
VOW OF CELIBACY, SILENCE, POVERTY...
I MEAN, THAT'S SOME WRONGHEADED SHIT, DON'T YOU THINK?
I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WRONG FOR YOU.
TOUCHING, STRETCHING, LAUGHING, TALKING.
THAT'S ALL I DID MY WHOLE LIFE.
YOU SHOULD'VE TALKED TO THAT PRETTY WOMAN IN MY CLASS.
SHE LIKED YOU.
YOU THINK TOO MUCH.
I DON'T THINK ENOUGH.
YOU'RE A WISE MAN, AND THE WISE MAN KNOWS HOW TO LIVE.
THE WISE MAN KNOWS HOW MUCH HE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'M JUST SAYING,
I'VE SEEN A LIFETIME OF LOVE AND AFFECTION.
THEN YOU WERE A LUCKY MAN.
TRY THIS ONE.
VERY NICE.
DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE.
NAMASTE.
I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN.
I HOPE SO, TOO.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU TAKE SOMETHING FOR GRANTED?
THAT'S HOW I WAS WITH MURRAY.
HE WAS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND.
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
IT'S LIKE THAT JONI MITCHELL SONG.
I THINK YOU NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON...
[GEORGE]: ON WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY SAY?
ON THE FACT THAT...
COULD I TELL DELORES, "I DIED EARLIER THIS YEAR, AND I'M STILL WAITING
FOR EVEN THE TINIEST BIT OF PERSPECTIVE"?
THAT THE UNIVERSE...
WILL TAKE CARE OF THINGS.
HUH.
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?
YES, I DO.
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK YOU NEED TO TRUST THAT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY,
THAT THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU...
OF MURRAY.
AS I HELD DELORES'S HAND,
I REALIZED BY SAYING WORDS I WASN'T EVEN SURE I BELIEVED, THAT COMFORT WAS ENOUGH.
MAYBE IT WAS ENOUGH TO TELL DELORES THINGS WERE GOING TO BE OKAY,
BECAUSE EVEN IF THEY WEREN'T, THEY WOULD BE...
SOMEDAY.
MR. ZETZMAN?
THE DOCTOR SAID HE COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOUR RABBIT.
BUT EDDIE'S BEEN ACTING SO LISTLESS.
IS HE SURE?
YOU GOT TO GO?
YEAH, MY MOM'S PICKING ME UP.
YEAH, MY MOM, TOO.
YOUR CAT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
HE IS?
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
EDDIE.
EDDIE RABBIT.
CAN I PET HIM?
SURE.
EDDIE LIKES KIDS. HE'S A SWEETHEART.
COOL.
MS. HERBIG?
DR. LEVY SAYS YOUR CAT'S FEELING MUCH BETTER.
YOU CAN SEE HIM IF YOU WANT.
OH, GOD. WHAT A DAY.
MY DAY.
DO YOU WANT ME TO WAIT HERE? BECAUSE I CAN.
NO, NO. I'M FINE.
I MEAN, I CAN STAY IF YOU WANT.
OKAY.
OH, MILLIE...
I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY MORNING AT HAPPY TIME, OKAY?
HEY.
HEY!
WHAT?
SO, UH... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
CHARLIE, AND YOUR NAME'S NOT MILLIE.
NO. IT'S NOT MILLIE.
SO HOW DID YOU DIE, NOT MILLIE?
I GOT HIT BY A TOILET SEAT THAT FELL FROM A SPACE STATION.
TOILET SEAT GIRL. COOL.
SO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
GOT HIT BY A CAR. SOME DRUNK GIRL.
SO WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
HERE. THERE.
I'VE GOT TO GO.
WAIT.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST HAVING A DAY.
JUST TAKE IT.
AWESOME.
SO WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?
GEORGE.
SEE YOU AROUND, GEORGE.
WHERE ARE YOU TODAY?
NO. NO.
NO.
SHE SEEMS OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
LISTEN, I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
[GEORGE]: THE DAY I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE,
I REMEMBER LYING ON MY BED.
MY MOTHER CAME INTO MY ROOM, AND SHE HAD BEEN CRYING.
SHE STARED AT ME FOR A LONG TIME, AND THEN SHE SAID,
"YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT AT LIFE, GEORGIA. THIS IS NO DRESS REHEARSAL,"
AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?
MAYBE I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN THE PLAY."
A MONTH LATER, I WAS KILLED.
I WONDER SOMETIMES IF SOMEONE WAS LISTENING.
AND I COMMIT HER SOUL TO THEE.
AMEN.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
DO YOU WANT TO GO FIRST?
SHOULDN'T WE WAIT FOR DAD?
DO YOU WANT ME TO WAIT?
NOT REALLY.
GEORGIA...
I'M SORRY I WASN'T SWEETER.
I'M SORRY THAT I EVER CRITICIZED YOUR APPEARANCE,
BECAUSE YOU WERE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME YOU FORGOT TO PICK HER UP FROM THE AIRPORT?
THAT WAS YOUR FATHER'S FAULT.
IF YOU SAY SO.
REGGIE, CAN I PLEASE... JUST DO THIS HOW I WANT TO DO IT?
I'M SORRY...
I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T SHOW YOU AS MUCH AFFECTION AS I FELT FOR YOU,
BECAUSE I DID LOVE YOU,
AND I MISS YOU.
NICE, MOM.
THANKS, HONEY.
DO YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING?
WELL, YEAH, BUT CAN YOU, LIKE, GO AWAY?
SERIOUSLY?
MOM...
THANK YOU.
I MISS YOU, TOO.
PROBABLY MORE THAN MOM DOES.
THIS IS US FISHING AT THE LAKE LAST SUMMER...
AND IF SOMEBODY SWIPES IT, I HAVE THE NEGATIVE.
WE COULD COME BACK.
OKAY.
MAYBE TOMORROW.
IT'S ME WITH MY LITTLE SISTER.
HER HANDWRITING'S EXACTLY LIKE MINE.
CAN I SWIPE THIS? IT'S YOUR GRAVE.
THANK YOU, DAISY.
I KEEP FORGETTING HOW YOUNG YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE KILLED.
IS THIS A NICE HEADSTONE? I MEAN, IS IT PRETTY?
IT'S A GOOD ONE. TOP DRAWER.
WHERE'S MASON?
THERE HE IS.
HEY, MASON.
I TOOK THAT GUY'S SOUL LAST YEAR.
RIGHT COCKSUCKER. GLAD HE'S DEAD. THERE YOU GO.
UH, YOU CAN PUT THEM THERE.
RUBE, THANK YOU.
EVERYONE. CHAMPAGNE'S COLD. CAN WE DRINK IT NOW?
MAY I? CRYSTAL FLUTES.
TRY NOT TO SNAP THEM IN HALF.
THEY BELONGED TO MY AUNT LILLIAN.
IT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE A REAPER.
OKAY, HERE'S TO GEORGE,
DEAD LIKE US.
CHEERS.
TO GEORGIA. TO ME.
MM. HEY, THAT IS REALLY GOOD.
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
GRAVESIDE, NO LESS.
I'VE NEVER HAD CHAMPAGNE BEFORE.
WOW. I'VE HAD TOO MUCH.
SO WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE TO YOU?
LIKE I WISH I NEVER DIED.
IT'S PRETTY WHERE I AM, ISN'T IT?
VERY PRETTY.
THEY USUALLY PUT CEMETERIES ON THE EDGE OF TOWN.
OUT OF THE WAY.
NEXT TO RAILROAD TRACKS, HIGHWAYS.
I LIKE THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN.
EVERYBODY CAN SEE US.
I LOVE CEMETERIES.
THE QUIET, THE STORIES ON HEADSTONES.
[ROXY]: I HATE THEM. WHY?
BECAUSE THEY LIVE HERE. THEY, WHO?
GRAVELINGS, FOOL.
GET OUT OF THERE!
LITTLE MORE BUBBLY, EVERYONE?
GEORGIA,
I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS,
THE THINGS IN LIFE YOU WON'T DO,
THE PEOPLE YOU WON'T KNOW AND WHO WON'T KNOW YOU,
BUT THERE'S THIS, THIS LIFE.
YOU ARE LOVED.
DRINK UP. CHEERS.
THIS IS NO DRESS REHEARSAL.
WHAT'S THAT?
[GEORGE]: SOME DRUNKEN WRITER ONCE SAID
THAT "THERE ARE NO GREAT SECOND ACTS IN LIFE."
I'M NOT SO SURE HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT,
OR MAYBE HE JUST NEVER KNEW ME.
SO DO WE LET GEORGE KILL THE BOTTLE?
I THINK WE SHOULD.
SO...
ANY POST-ITS TONIGHT?
THAT NIGHT,
A MAN WAS KILLED BY A SPEEDING CAR,
AND I WAS THERE TO TAKE HIS SOUL.
THE STREET ON WHICH HE DIED TURNED INTO A FLOWING RIVER OF LIGHTS,
AND HE HESITATED AT ITS BANKS.
I TOLD HIM TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH
AS IF IT'S THE LAST ONE YOU'LL EVER TAKE,
BECAUSE SOMETIMES IN LIFE, OR IN DEATH, I GUESS,
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.