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SOMETIMES I WONDER IF
I HAUNT MY SISTER.

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WHEN SHE'S LAYING
THERE IN THE MORNING

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AND IT'S ALL QUIET,

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I WONDER IF SHE'S
THINKING ABOUT ME.

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SHE IS 11.

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SHE'S PROBABLY JUST
THINKING ABOUT A BOY...

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OR BREAKFAST...

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OR FLYING AWAY.

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ONCE A YEAR, MY FAMILY GOES
TO THIS CABIN BY A LAKE.

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ON THE ROAD BY 10:00.

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THREE HOURS OUT,
WE'D STOP AT A STORE

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WHERE THIS GUY WHO LOOKED
LIKE COLONEL SANDERS

13
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WOULD GIVE ME SOME
HOMEMADE TAFFY.

14
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THEN THREE MORE HOURS
WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN.

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JUST AS MY STOMACH WOULD
START TO GROWL AGAIN,

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THERE WE WERE, AT
THE RENTAL OFFICE

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WITH A CLOCK IN THE
SHAPE OF A CAT'S FACE.

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THAT'S WHERE WE'D
PICK UP THE KEY.

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BY THE TIME I GOT
TO HIGH SCHOOL,

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I JUST THOUGHT I WAS TOO COOL

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TO GO ON VACATION
WITH MY FAMILY.

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I'D COMPLAIN AND ACT ALL SULLEN
MOST OF THE TIME I WAS THERE.

23
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IT'S WHAT I DID BEST.

24
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NOW THEY WERE HEADING UP THERE

25
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FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I DIED,

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AND ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
WAS THAT I WANTED TO GO,

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THAT I WANTED TO BE ON
VACATION WITH THEM.

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RUBE ONCE TOLD ME

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THAT HAUNTING IS ALL ABOUT ENVY.

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I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND.

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I SAID I HATED
GOING TO THAT LAKE

32
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WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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I WAS LYING.

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EVERY SUMMER, I COULDN'T
WAIT TO GET UP THERE.

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HEY, REG. HOW YOU DOING?

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GOOD.

37
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DAD'S LETTING ME USE
HIS POCKET KNIFE.

38
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH IT?

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I WAS THINKING OF
WHITTLING SOMETHING.

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TRADE YOU THE FISHING
POLE FOR THE KNIFE.

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OKAY.

42
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DID YOU EVER FEEL GOOD
AND BAD ABOUT SOMETHING

43
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AT THE SAME TIME?

44
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YOU KNOW, REALLY CONFLICTED.

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I ONCE HAD SEX WITH THE
PILOT OF A 747 IN FLIGHT.

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THE SEX WAS GREAT,

47
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BUT I WAS SURE WE
WERE GOING TO DIE.

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FLYING USED TO BE AN ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.

49
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IT WAS MORE GENTEEL.

50
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YEAH, CAN'T GET INTO
THAT COCKPIT ANYMORE,

51
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SO TO SPEAK.

52
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PEOPLE DRESSED UP.

53
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YOU COULD SMOKE.

54
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THEY USED TO SERVE A HIGHBALL
IN A NICE ROCK GLASS.

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CAN I HAVE MY
ASSIGNMENT, PLEASE?

56
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WHERE'S THE FIRE?

57
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THAT WOULD BE IN MY PANTS.

58
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THAT'S PROBABLY SYPHILIS.

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HEY, CAN YOU STEAL ME A CAR?

60
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FIRST OF ALL,

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THE CORRECT PHRASE
IS "BOOST," GEORGE.

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SECOND OF ALL, I'M
NOT A USED CAR LOT,

63
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AND, DARLING,

64
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YOU REALLY HAVE TO LEARN
TO STEAL YOUR OWN CARS.

65
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WHY DO YOU WANT A CAR?

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YOU GOING TO KNOCK
SOMETHING OVER?

67
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LIKE A LIQUOR STORE?

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NO.

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I WAS THINKING ABOUT
GETTING AWAY.

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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOCK
OVER A LIQUOR STORE.

71
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YEAH?

72
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WELL, I COULD HELP
YOU OUT THERE.

73
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OKAY. WE'LL BE THE
NEXT BONNIE AND CLYDE.

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YEAH? REALLY?

75
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NO, NEVER. NOT EVER.

76
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FORGET ABOUT THE CAR, OKAY?

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RUBE, CAN I PLEASE
HAVE MY POST-IT?

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HERE. I'M LEAVING.

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NO, YOU'RE NOT. SIT DOWN.

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HELLO, HELLO. I'M SITTING HERE.

81
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RUBE, I REALLY HAVE TO GO.

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JOY, ARE YOU READY TO GO?

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ALMOST.

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REGGIE, ARE YOU PACKING?

85
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YES.

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ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE
IN TIME TO GO SWIMMING?

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I DON'T KNOW.

88
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MAYBE.

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WELL?

90
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JUST ASK ME, OKAY?

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FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS,

92
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IF YOU WOULD LIKE
ME TO DO SOMETHING,

93
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ASK ME TO DO IT.

94
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JUST DON'T FUCKING START.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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HELLO? HELLO?

97
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YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS KEEP
THAT LEDGER IN YOUR HEAD.

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WHAT? THE MASTER LIST OF
ALL THE THINGS I DO WRONG.

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[JOY]: I WOULD LIKE TO GET
THERE BY NIGHTFALL...

100
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AND I WANT TO STOP
AT THE TAFFY STORE.

101
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[PHONE RINGS]

102
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HELLO?

103
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OH, COME ON. HELLO!

104
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WHO WAS THAT?

105
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MUST HAVE BEEN A WRONG NUMBER.

106
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MUST HAVE BEEN.

107
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FLASHLIGHT.

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[JOY]: DO YOU EVEN WANT TO GO?

109
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[CLANCY]: OF COURSE I DO.

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OH, GOD. YOU'RE LYING.

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YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR, AND
YOU DON'T FOOL ME.

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I WANTED TO TELL REGGIE
IT WOULD BE OKAY,

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EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T
BELIEVE IT WOULD BE.

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RUBE, I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAND
OUT THE ASSIGNMENTS, PLEASE.

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THERE ARE NO ASSIGNMENTS TODAY.

116
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

117
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NO ONE'S DYING TODAY.

118
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REALLY?

119
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LOOK OVER THERE.

120
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DON'T LOOK RIGHT AT IT.

121
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YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK ASKANCE.

122
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A-WHAT? ASKANCE.

123
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OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE.

124
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GRAVELINGS ARE
TAKING THE DAY OFF.

125
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THEY DO IT EVERY FEW YEARS.

126
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WHY?

127
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THINK OF IT LIKE AN ECLIPSE.

128
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IT'S JUST THE WAY
THE PLANETS ALIGN.

129
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NO ONE DIES TODAY.

130
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TELL ME THIS MEANS WE GET
A THREE-DAY WEEKEND.

131
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[CHUCKLES]

132
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COCKSUCKER.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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[JOY]: AW, FUCK. I'M
NOT GETTING IT.

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[PHONE RINGS]

136
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DON'T EVEN ANSWER IT.

137
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HELLO? HELLO. JUST A SECOND.

138
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IT'S SCHOOL NONSENSE.

139
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I'M GOING TO TAKE
IT IN THE OFFICE.

140
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WE'VE GOT TO DO FILING?

141
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PAPERWORK FOR EVERY SOUL
THE DIVISION'S EVER TAKEN.

142
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I'M A LITTLE BEHIND.

143
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WHY IS IT MY KARMIC
DESTINY TO DO PAPERWORK?

144
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WHEREVER I GO, I'M A TEMP.

145
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EVERYTHING'S GOT TO BE
ORGANIZED AND LOGGED.

146
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YOU'RE LOCKING UP
MY WHOLE SECTION.

147
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WELL, WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

148
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THEN THE WORK HAS TO ORDER.

149
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I HEAR YOU.

150
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THIS PILE HERE IS LOOKING
FOR A LIGHT SCRAMBLE,

151
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SIDE OF BROWNS, THIS
PILE WANTS THE BELGIANS,

152
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THIS PILE WOULD
LIKE THE BENEDICT,

153
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EASY ON THE HOLLANDAISE,

154
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AND FOUR BLACK COFFEES,
FOUR SIDES OF WHITE TOAST,

155
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AND MY FRIENDS OVER AT BOOTH SIX

156
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ANOTHER PITCHER OF MIMOSAS.

157
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BOOTH SIX IS EMPTY.

158
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OKAY, J.D., THE FIRST THING
WE DO WHEN WE GET THERE,

159
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WE JUMP IN THE WATER, 'CAUSE
YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SWIM.

160
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WE CAN MAKE A FIRE
TONIGHT, RIGHT?

161
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MM. BLAZING.

162
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MAYBE I'LL CATCH A
FISH AND COOK IT.

163
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I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S WOOD.

164
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I'LL COLLECT IT.

165
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GEORGE USED TO
COLLECT DRIFTWOOD.

166
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I REMEMBER.

167
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SO WE'LL HAVE A FIRE.

168
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OKAY, EACH WHITE SHEET

169
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HAS ALL THE INFORMATION
ON A SINGLE DEATH.

170
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WE NEED TO CATEGORIZE
THE WHITE SHEETS,

171
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AND THEN COPY THEM
INTO THESE LEDGERS.

172
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HOW ARE YOU GOING TO
WANT TO ACCESS THE DATA?

173
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WHAT?

174
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WHEN IT'S ALL DONE.

175
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ARE YOU JUST GOING TO WANT

176
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TO ACCESS THEM CHRONOLOGICALLY?

177
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'CAUSE IF YOU WANT TO
GET ANY MORE COMPLEX,

178
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THEN YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO GIVE EACH RECORD

179
00:10:01,576 --> 00:10:04,409
A UNIQUE IDENTIFIER SO
THAT YOU CAN DO CROSSTABS.

180
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,624
WHEN YOU PUT SO MUCH EFFORT
INTO HATING YOUR DAY JOB,

181
00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:13,041
IT'S EASY NOT TO NOTICE
YOU'RE LEARNING SOMETHING.

182
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MY SYSTEM WORKS FINE.

183
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,792
ARE WE ALPHABETIZING
BY FIRST OR LAST NAME?

184
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,582
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE

185
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:25,083
ALPHABETIZE BY FIRST NAME?

186
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I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO UNDERSTAND

187
00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,291
WHAT IT IS WE ARE DOING HERE.

188
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WOW.

189
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DAISY DIDN'T ASK
YOU THAT QUESTION

190
00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:33,916
TO PISS YOU OFF.

191
00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:35,082
THANK YOU.

192
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SHE ASKED THAT QUESTION
BECAUSE SHE CAN'T SHUT UP.

193
00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:39,124
NEITHER ONE OF YOU CAN.

194
00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:41,500
LISTEN TO THE MAN AND
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

195
00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:43,374
THANK YOU.

196
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,208
THESE ARE FILED BY LAST THOUGHT.

197
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[GEORGE] LAST THOUGHT?

198
00:10:46,209 --> 00:10:49,208
THE LAST THOUGHT IS WRITTEN
ON THE BACK OF EACH PAGE.

199
00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:51,666
BUT YOU ONLY GIVE US NAMES,
ADDRESSES, AND ETDs.

200
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,707
YES, THAT IS ALL I GIVE YOU.
THAT IS NOT ALL I GET.

201
00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:54,750
COME HERE.

202
00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:57,833
LAST THOUGHT...

203
00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:00,124
"I SHOULD HAVE APOLOGIZED TO MR.
ROY

204
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,666
ABOUT THE BROKEN PHONOGRAPH."

205
00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,874
NOW, WHAT THE FUCK AM I
MEANT TO FILE THAT UNDER?

206
00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,475
THE CATEGORIES REVEAL
THEMSELVES AS WE GO.

207
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,416
OKAY?

208
00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:10,917
SO, LET'S GET GOING.

209
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:20,040
IT WAS STRANGE TO THINK
THAT WHILE WE GOT TO WORK,

210
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ALL OVER TOWN, DEATH
WAS TAKING A BREAK...

211
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,457
NOT THAT ANYONE NOTICED.

212
00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:40,625
DEATH IS KIND OF LIKE
SEX IN HIGH SCHOOL.

213
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,499
IF YOU KNEW HOW MANY TIMES
YOU MISSED HAVING IT,

214
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,417
YOU'D BE PARALYZED.

215
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:51,833
WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

216
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,417
"SHOULDA, WOULDA, COULDA."

217
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,874
HAS ANYONE SEEN A SHEET FOR I.A.
NEWMAN?

218
00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,124
WHO KNOWS?

219
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,457
ISIDORE NEWMAN? YEAH.

220
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,916
I REMEMBER HIM. PIANO TUNER.

221
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,708
LIKED THE SYMPHONY AND
PAINTINGS BY DEGAS.

222
00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,124
HE WAS WORKING ON A BABY GRAND.

223
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,833
PIANO STRING SNAPPED
RIGHT IN THE FACE.

224
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,874
BLINDED HIM.

225
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:14,583
HE STOOD STRAIGHT UP
AND KNOCKED THE LID.

226
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:18,249
IT SMACKED RIGHT DOWN
ON HIS FIRST VERTEBRAE.

227
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,083
BROKE HIS NECK.

228
00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:21,833
WHAT TIME IS IT?

229
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:23,167
FIVE PAST 5:00.

230
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,417
I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

231
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,125
I DON'T THINK IT'S HEALTHY TO
SCHEDULE THAT SORT OF THING.

232
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,013
HEY, GEORGE, TELL YOUR
MOM THE HEATER'S ON.

233
00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:48,557
ABOUT HALF AN HOUR
UNTIL WE CAN SHOWER.

234
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,707
MOM, HEATER'S ON.

235
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,499
HALF AN HOUR UNTIL IT'S HOT.

236
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,999
I'M NOT SHOWERING FOR
THE NEXT FIVE DAYS.

237
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,125
TELL YOUR FATHER HE'S LUCKY
IF I EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH.

238
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:00,209
REALLY?

239
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:05,707
NO, AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
BRUSHING YOUR TEETH TOO.

240
00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:08,249
DAD, CAN WE ROAST MARSHMALLOWS
OVER THE FIRE TONIGHT?

241
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,958
WE'LL HAVE ALL WEEK, GEORGE.

242
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,624
PLEASE? REGGIE LOVES
MARSHMALLOWS.

243
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,545
YEAH, I THINK WE'LL STICK
WITH BOTTLES FOR REGGIE

244
00:13:14,569 --> 00:13:15,958
FOR THE TIME BEING.

245
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,916
MOM LOVES MARSHMALLOWS.

246
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:20,084
IT WAS A LONG DRIVE, GEORGE.
WHY DON'T WE JUST RELAX?

247
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,332
TOMORROW, I PROMISE.

248
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,208
OKAY.

249
00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:26,375
IT'S VACATION. WE HAVE ALL WEEK.

250
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,834
WHATEVER.

251
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,290
HEY.

252
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:33,500
GO GET THE MARSHMALLOWS.

253
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:35,167
YES!

254
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,416
"I WISH I'D TAKEN
BETTER CARE OF LUCY."

255
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:45,041
"I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT JEZEBEL
TO SLEEP." WHAT DO YOU THINK?

256
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,282
"PET REGRETS," "SPOUSE REGRETS,"

257
00:13:46,306 --> 00:13:47,999
OVER ON THAT TABLE.

258
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,416
I'M GOING TO GO
WITH "PET REGRETS."

259
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,916
WHICH STACK? BIG ONE.

260
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:51,999
HEY, DAISY,

261
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,332
OUT OF THE MASSIVE COLLECTION
OF SEX STORIES YOU'VE TOLD US,

262
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,973
I'VE NOTICED THERE'S
NO BRITS IN THE BUNCH.

263
00:13:57,997 --> 00:13:59,041
WHY IS THAT?

264
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:02,041
ALEC GUINNESS, REX HARRISON,
RICHARD BURTON...

265
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,374
RICHARD BURTON'S WELSH.

266
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,855
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE
NEVER WON AN OSCAR.

267
00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,376
DO YOU THINK THAT WAS
HIS LAST THOUGHT?

268
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,999
DAISY, LET'S NOT PRETEND.

269
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,582
ME AND YOU, NASTY
LITTLE SPARK THERE.

270
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,040
NO, NON, NYET,
NEIN, NADA, NEVER.

271
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:15,708
ALL RIGHT, THEN. WAGER.
IF I WIN, YOU KISS ME.

272
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,291
FINE. CALL IT.

273
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,208
TAILS.

274
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,666
AW... MASON...

275
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:26,958
YEAH.

276
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,082
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY,

277
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,791
YOUR HYGIENE, IT'S SUSPECT,

278
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:32,083
YOUR CLOTHES ALONE
DISQUALIFY YOU,

279
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:33,667
AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALIVE.

280
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,625
PET REGRETS.

281
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,249
MORE COFFEE?

282
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,457
THANKS.

283
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:48,874
HOW'RE YOU DOING?

284
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,082
THANKS FOR ASKING.

285
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,041
PEOPLE DON'T ASK
THAT MUCH ANYMORE,

286
00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:53,583
OR IF THEY DO, THEY
DON'T REALLY CARE.

287
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,249
THAT'S THE TRUTH.

288
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,707
PEOPLE MOSTLY JUST WANT
TO HEAR THEMSELVES TALK.

289
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,083
MM-HMM.

290
00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:04,124
LIKE WHEN MY SON CALLS,
EVERY TWO MONTHS TO NEVER,

291
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,041
HE ONLY WANTS TO BORROW MONEY

292
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:08,541
OR ELSE HE WANTS TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS SISTER.

293
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:11,916
NOW, SHE'S THE SMART ONE,
UNTIL IT COMES TO THE OTB.

294
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,624
THEN IT'S 500 ON THE TRIFECTA.

295
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,791
I MEAN, I CAN
UNDERSTAND THE RUSH,

296
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,125
BUT $500?

297
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:27,449
CAN WE ALL GO DOWN TO THE WATER?

298
00:15:27,473 --> 00:15:28,916
I THINK J.D. WANTS TO GO.

299
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:30,208
CAN I GO FISHING?

300
00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:31,417
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

301
00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,249
I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D
GET RECEPTION UP HERE.

302
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,374
WHY DON'T WE UNPACK THE CAR,

303
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,000
AND THEN WE'LL SEE
ABOUT FISHING?

304
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:43,542
WHY'D YOU BRING THE CELL PHONE?

305
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,209
IN CASE ANY OF US
GOT INTO TROUBLE.

306
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,083
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE
MAKE ALL THE PILES?

307
00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:14,958
WE COPY EACH SHEET IN
ORDER INTO THE LEDGERS.

308
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,083
BY HAND?

309
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:17,125
YES, BY HAND.

310
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,124
THIS IS USELESS.

311
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,792
YOU KNOW WHAT'S A
LOST ART, PEANUT?

312
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,332
CALLIGRAPHY.

313
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,332
NO ONE EVEN USES
FOUNTAIN PENS ANYMORE.

314
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:29,582
IT'D BE MUCH FASTER TO COPY
THEM INTO A COMPUTER FILE.

315
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,749
WELL, DEATH HASN'T
REALLY EVOLVED MUCH

316
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,332
SINCE PRE-GUTENBERG-BIBLE DAYS.

317
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,040
REAPING DOESN'T REALLY LEND
ITSELF TO MICROSOFT OUTLOOK.

318
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:40,416
YOU MEAN EXCEL, NOT OUTLOOK.

319
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,666
IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF
ORGANIZING INFORMATION.

320
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,165
DEATH MAY NOT HAVE EVOLVED,

321
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,166
BUT DATA ENTRY HAS.

322
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,791
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A COMPUTER?

323
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:49,917
AMEN!

324
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,583
UM, I MAY REGRET SAYING THIS,

325
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,958
BUT MY OLD OFFICE

326
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:58,582
WAS ALWAYS EMPTY AT THIS HOUR.

327
00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,791
THIS IS WHAT I USED TO DO

328
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,000
AT HAPPY TIME.

329
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,624
USED TO DO.

330
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,208
I STILL HAVE KEYS.

331
00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:06,332
WELL, IF WE ALL
JUST BUCKLE DOWN,

332
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,124
I'VE GOT FRESH FOUNTAIN
PENS FOR EVERYBODY...

333
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,582
RUBE, I HAVE DELICATE HANDS.

334
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,791
AND SERIOUSLY,

335
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,124
WE CANNOT COPY DOWN ALL
THIS INFORMATION BY HAND.

336
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:17,749
YOU KNOW, IF YOU FOCUS
AND START RIGHT NOW...

337
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,582
FUCK THAT SHIT, RUBE.

338
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,125
I NEED A GODDAMN LAPTOP.

339
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:28,875
HAPPY TIME IT IS.

340
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,999
THERE'S MONOPOLY IN
THE LIVING ROOM.

341
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,582
MAYBE WE COULD PLAY.

342
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,875
YOU KNOW WHAT, REG?
I'M WIPED OUT.

343
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,499
YOU AND YOUR MOTHER
GO AHEAD AND PLAY.

344
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,458
YOU CAN'T REALLY PLAY MONOPOLY
WITH JUST TWO PEOPLE.

345
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,166
I'M EXHAUSTED, SWEETIE.

346
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,542
I'LL CATCH YOU NEXT TIME.

347
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:56,542
I SAY WE IGNORE THESE DISHES
AND BREAK OUT THE MONOPOLY.

348
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,999
FORGET IT.

349
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,209
REG...

350
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,708
IT DOESN'T WORK WITH
JUST TWO PEOPLE.

351
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,583
REGGIE...

352
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,084
WHAT?

353
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,074
WE'LL GO FISHING IN THE MORNING.

354
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:16,834
OKAY.

355
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,707
WE CAN SET UP IN THE
CONFERENCE ROOM,

356
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:41,749
AND THEN WE CAN USE
SOME OF THESE CUBICLES

357
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,417
FOR THE DATA ENTRY.

358
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,541
OH, I WANT THIS ONE.

359
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,124
IT SMELLS LIKE POTPOURRI.

360
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,707
THAT'S MARIE'S. SHE
HAS GUM DISEASE.

361
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,707
WHAT TIME DO YOUR
FELLOW COGS ROLL IN?

362
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,749
WELL, SOME GUY COMES
IN AROUND DAWN

363
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,165
TO CALL THE PHILIPPINES
ON THE W.A.T.S. LINE.

364
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,165
LOOKS LIKE THE CLEANING
CREW'S COME AND GONE.

365
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,791
WHAT TIME IS IT?

366
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,209
IT'S 8:30.

367
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,917
GOODNIGHT, GEORGE.

368
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,290
IS SHE SLEEPY?

369
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:11,000
SHE'S GETTING THERE.

370
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,165
SHE'S SO BORING.

371
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,125
ALL SHE DOES IS SLEEP AND POOP.

372
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,541
SAME AS YOU DID, YOUNG LADY.

373
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,166
DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING
TO BE AS SMART AS I AM?

374
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,542
OH, I HOPE SO.

375
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,000
GOODNIGHT, GEORGIA.

376
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,791
LEAVE IT OPEN.

377
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,541
OH, WELL, WE'RE GOING TO BE UP

378
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,124
TALKING FOR A WHILE, SWEETIE.

379
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,125
I LIKE THAT.

380
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:36,917
NIGHT-NIGHT.

381
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,416
IF WE SPLIT UP INTO PAIRS,

382
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,207
WE CAN CATALOG IT
ALL BY MORNING.

383
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,290
WHY PAIRS?

384
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,624
ONE PERSON READS,
ONE PERSON TYPES.

385
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,249
HEAR THAT, DAISY? PAIRS.

386
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,207
I'M GOING TO WORK ALONE.
I WORK BETTER ALONE,

387
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,416
AND THERE ARE FIVE OF US,

388
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,166
SO SOMEBODY HAS TO BE ALONE.

389
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:58,374
I'M SUPERVISING.

390
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,874
WHAT IS THERE TO SUPERVISE?

391
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,582
I'M GOING TO COPY SOME OF
THEM DOWN IN THE LEDGER,

392
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:04,749
JUST TO BE SAFE.

393
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,874
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.

394
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,290
WHAT IF THE MATERIAL GETS LOST?

395
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,541
THERE'S A TAPE BACK-UP,

396
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,958
AND IT AUTO-SAVES TO
AN OFF-SITE SERVER.

397
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,874
CHIM-CHAM, AND IT GEEGAWS
TO A HOO-HA WHIMMY-WHIZZLE.

398
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,999
FINE, YOU WANT TO USE
YOUR FOUNTAIN PEN,

399
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,791
YOU GO FOR IT,

400
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,999
BUT AT THE END OF A LONG NIGHT,

401
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,083
AND YOU'VE MANAGED TO
COVER THREE PAGES,

402
00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:23,041
FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT.

403
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:24,791
[CLATTERING]

404
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,166
WHAT WAS THAT?

405
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,041
FUCKING GRAVELINGS.

406
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,166
THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
BETTER TO DO ON THEIR DAY OFF?

407
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,999
[DAISY]: "I SHOULD HAVE GONE

408
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,167
TO ART SCHOOL."

409
00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:57,583
"I SHOULD HAVE SAID YES."

410
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:00,791
"I SHOULD HAVE..."

411
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,332
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. "I
SHOULD HAVE" WHAT?

412
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,958
SAID YES.

413
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:07,000
OH. THERE'S A LOT OF
THAT GOING AROUND, HUH?

414
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:08,667
PLEASE.

415
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:13,499
OKAY, I'M NOT YOUR TYPE.

416
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,999
SO WHO IS?

417
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,040
"I SHOULD HAVE HELD HER
HAND." DAISY, DAISY, DAISY.

418
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,042
COME ON, SERIOUSLY. TELL ME.

419
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,458
MY TYPE?

420
00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:27,375
WHERE TO BEGIN?

421
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:33,416
THERE NEEDS TO BE SOMETHING
ABOUT THE WAY THE MAN LOOKS

422
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,177
THAT GIVES ME CHILLS ON
THE BACK OF THE NECK.

423
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,125
RICH IS GOOD.

424
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,040
OKAY, RICH IS IMPERATIVE.

425
00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:45,582
RICH AND FAMOUS, A
LETHAL COMBINATION.

426
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,999
I ONCE HAD A GUY, WHO
SHALL REMAIN BING CROSBY,

427
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,124
WHO SENT ME TWO DOZEN LILIES

428
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,666
EVERY SINGLE DAY

429
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,147
FOR THE SEVEN MONTHS
WE WERE TOGETHER.

430
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:55,999
AFTER WE BROKE IT OFF,

431
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,209
I FELL FOR A BIG
CHEESE OVER AT MGM.

432
00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:03,916
HE PROMISED ME AN
EXCLUSIVE STUDIO CONTRACT

433
00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:05,874
JUST AS SOON AS HIS
DIVORCE CAME THROUGH,

434
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,041
AND THEN THERE WAS...
THE SENATOR.

435
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:12,082
HE MIGHT'VE BEEN...

436
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,834
"IT'S FREEZING."

437
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,125
"MAMA. OH, MAMA."

438
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,583
"I GIVE UP."

439
00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:33,583
"FUCK, IT'S JUST SEAWEED."

440
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,374
WHAT PILE IS THIS?

441
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:46,125
MID-OCEAN DEATHS.

442
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:49,582
LET ME TYPE, RUBE.
I'M GETTING BETTER.

443
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,749
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

444
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,290
IT'S THE KEYS.

445
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:54,582
YOU BREATHE ON THEM,
THEY GO DOWN.

446
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:55,958
I HAD AN OLD MANHATTAN B,

447
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,084
AND THE THING WAS A GATLING
FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.

448
00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:00,041
LET ME TYPE, RUBE.

449
00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:01,375
I'M GETTING BETTER.

450
00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:05,249
THEY'RE ALL...
EVERYTHING'S IN CAPS.

451
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,625
OH, FUCK.

452
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:47,165
MOM?

453
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:49,124
DID I WAKE YOU?

454
00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,500
WHAT ARE YOU READING?

455
00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:53,999
IT'S CALLED CAT'S CRADLE.

456
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,249
SOMEONE LEFT IT. I LOVE IT.

457
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,667
I LOVE THE BOOKS THAT
PEOPLE LEAVE HERE.

458
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,083
WHY DON'T PEOPLE STEAL THEM?

459
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,124
I DON'T KNOW.

460
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:08,208
THEY'RE THE KIND OF BOOKS
YOU WOULDN'T READ AT HOME.

461
00:24:08,209 --> 00:24:09,750
I WANT TO TAKE THEM ALL HOME.

462
00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:11,749
WHY?

463
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,666
BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU HAPPY.

464
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,249
NOW, WHO'S HAPPY?

465
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,667
EVERYBODY.

466
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,000
WHAT TIME IS IT?

467
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,916
I GUESS I'M ONE
OF THE FEW PEOPLE

468
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:24,916
WHO CAN KNOW IT FOR SURE,

469
00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:25,999
BUT THE ONLY THING

470
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,624
AS RANDOM AND
UNLIKELY AS MY DEATH

471
00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:30,040
WAS MY BIRTH.

472
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,457
HELLO, LARRY.

473
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:32,583
YEAH.

474
00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:34,666
JOHNNY. JOHNNY-BOY.

475
00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:36,332
HOW'S IT HANGING? YES.

476
00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:37,666
MARY, COME ON.

477
00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:39,042
WHAT'S THE 411?

478
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,583
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

479
00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:45,375
OH, I'M PRETENDING TO CARE
ABOUT ALL THESE PEOPLE.

480
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:46,999
OH.

481
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,999
WELL, THE GUY WHO
SITS IN THAT CUBICLE

482
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,958
HAS A WEBSITE DEDICATED
TO RARE BUTTONS,

483
00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:55,374
AND THE WOMAN WHO SITS
IN THERE HAS PHONE SEX

484
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:58,166
WITH A HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR
FROM NEW MEXICO...

485
00:24:58,167 --> 00:25:00,083
NATIVE AMERICAN...

486
00:25:00,084 --> 00:25:01,917
AND THE WOMAN WHO
SITS OVER THERE...

487
00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:05,708
IS SITTING OVER THERE.

488
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:08,375
CRYSTAL?

489
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,290
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

490
00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,666
I DON'T THINK IT'S A PROBLEM.

491
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:14,708
GRAVELINGS?

492
00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:16,834
HMM. WEIRDER.

493
00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:25,165
IT'S FINE.

494
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:28,250
SHE SAID SHE CAME HERE
TO WATER HER PLANTS,

495
00:25:30,084 --> 00:25:32,541
AND SHE OFFERED TO HELP.

496
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,262
DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE NO
LONGER EMPLOYED HERE?

497
00:25:35,291 --> 00:25:38,291
IT'S REALLY HARD TO TELL
WHAT CRYSTAL KNOWS.

498
00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:41,208
IT'S 2:30.

499
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,125
WE HAVE A LOT MORE TO DO.

500
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,917
DOES IT TYPE?

501
00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:48,958
"HOW COULD SHE DO IT?"

502
00:25:48,959 --> 00:25:51,082
"HOW COULD HE DO IT?"

503
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,165
"WHY DID SHE DO THIS?"

504
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:55,458
AM I GOING TOO FAST?
YOU SURE? UH-HUH.

505
00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,666
"THIS'LL SHOW HER."

506
00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,291
"HE WON'T FORGET ME NOW."

507
00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,084
"NO."

508
00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,458
"YES."

509
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:10,167
"NOW, THAT'S IRONIC."

510
00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:14,707
OLDER MEN ARE FINE.

511
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,417
WELL, OLDER MEN CAN
BE DELIGHTFUL.

512
00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:18,457
THEY DEMAND LESS,

513
00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:21,083
THEY'RE EXTRA ATTENTIVE TO
THEIR PERSONAL HYGIENE,

514
00:26:21,084 --> 00:26:22,583
THEY GIVE FABULOUS GIFTS,

515
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,708
THEY'RE ALWAYS REALLY GRATEFUL,

516
00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:31,208
THOUGH THEY VERY, VERY
RARELY LEAVE THEIR WIVES.

517
00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:35,749
THAT WAS INFORMATIVE.

518
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,833
SHALL WE TAKE ANOTHER
STAB AT THESE?

519
00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:39,708
YEAH. YOU READ, I TYPE.

520
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,999
"WHY?"

521
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,207
BECAUSE I'M CERTAIN I'M
THE BETTER TYPIST.

522
00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:47,874
LAST THOUGHT.

523
00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:51,000
OH, WHY. SHORT AND SWEET.

524
00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:54,792
HMM. "I WISH I HAD SOMEONE."

525
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,500
"I WISH I HAD SOMEONE."

526
00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:01,500
"IS ANYONE THERE?"

527
00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:05,959
"WHY CAN'T SOMEBODY BE WITH ME?"

528
00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,792
"BORN ALONE, DIE ALONE."

529
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,708
"I FEEL EMPTY."

530
00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:36,833
WE'RE MAKING GOOD
PROGRESS, PEANUT.

531
00:27:36,834 --> 00:27:38,417
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

532
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:41,624
DELORES ALWAYS SAID
I WAS "EXCELLENT"

533
00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:44,582
AT IMPLEMENTING ACTION PLANS."

534
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:46,333
WELL, THEY WERE LUCKY
TO HAVE HAD YOU.

535
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,583
HAD YOU STAYED,

536
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,124
MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN NAMED

537
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,916
HAPPY TIME WORKER OF THE YEAR.

538
00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:54,290
I GUESS.

539
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:56,416
WHY ARE WE DOING ALL THIS?

540
00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:57,977
YOU MEAN, IF A TREE
FALLS IN THE FOREST,

541
00:27:58,001 --> 00:27:59,707
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?

542
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:00,834
YEAH.

543
00:28:01,959 --> 00:28:04,083
LIKE, WHO WAS ALL THIS WORK FOR?

544
00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:06,291
KNOW WHAT HENRY WARD
BEECHER'S LAST WORDS WERE?

545
00:28:07,042 --> 00:28:08,457
NO.

546
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:09,834
NOW COMES MYSTERY.

547
00:28:10,417 --> 00:28:11,708
BEAUTIFUL.

548
00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,416
KNOW WHAT HIS LAST
THOUGHTS WERE?

549
00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:15,624
NO.

550
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,208
ME NEITHER.

551
00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:18,769
HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO
FIND HIS PAPERWORK.

552
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,207
WE'RE WITNESSES, PEANUT.

553
00:28:22,208 --> 00:28:23,417
EVERYONE MATTERS.

554
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:29,125
BUT WHO IS ALL THIS WORK FOR?

555
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,541
ANYONE WHO'S INTERESTED.

556
00:28:31,542 --> 00:28:32,834
ARE YOU?

557
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,708
YES.

558
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:38,457
YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN HERE.

559
00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:40,708
OH, FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.
THEY CAN BLOW ME.

560
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,290
I'VE GOT A QUESTION.

561
00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,084
YES, YOU'RE BURNING IT.

562
00:28:47,834 --> 00:28:49,541
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT.

563
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:50,583
NO.

564
00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:53,374
WHY CAN'T WE LIVE HERE?

565
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:55,290
HERE? IN THIS CABIN.

566
00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:57,499
GEORGIA, YOU COULDN'T FIT
HALF YOUR TOYS IN THERE.

567
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,416
I DON'T NEED MY TOYS.

568
00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:01,165
YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.

569
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:03,166
I COULD LIVE HERE.

570
00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:04,167
LET'S DO IT, FOR REAL.

571
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:08,749
SOMETIMES I LOOK AT ALL
THE CRAP IN OUR HOUSE,

572
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:11,125
ALL THOSE THINGS WE NEEDED...

573
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,457
I COULD DO WITHOUT.

574
00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:15,298
I'M GOING TO MAKE GEORGE
JUMP IN THE LAKE, JOY.

575
00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:17,489
I'M NOT JUMPING IN THE LAKE.

576
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:21,165
I'M SERIOUS.

577
00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:24,208
I MEAN, IF WE DIDN'T HAVE TO
WORK SO HARD TO MAKE THE MONEY,

578
00:29:24,209 --> 00:29:25,569
WE WOULDN'T HAVE
TO SPEND THE MONEY

579
00:29:25,593 --> 00:29:28,259
TO MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BETTER
ABOUT WORKING SO HARD.

580
00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:30,750
WE COULD REALLY LIVE OUT HERE.

581
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,417
DEEP.

582
00:29:33,792 --> 00:29:35,166
SHUT UP.

583
00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:37,916
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. WE COULD
HAVE A MUCH SIMPLER LIFE.

584
00:29:37,917 --> 00:29:40,416
LET'S DO IT. I DON'T NEED
ANYTHING BACK THERE.

585
00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:43,000
I CAN TEACH REGGIE ABOUT
FISHING AND EVERYTHING.

586
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,165
WHAT WOULD WE DO ALL DAY?

587
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:47,291
THIS.

588
00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:56,499
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

589
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,000
THAT'S WHERE THAT ONE ENDS.

590
00:30:01,084 --> 00:30:02,542
"I'M SO ALONE."

591
00:30:06,959 --> 00:30:08,500
"THERE'S NOBODY."

592
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:12,834
ARE WE ALMOST FINISHED?

593
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:15,583
YEAH. A COUPLE MORE.

594
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,840
WHAT DO YOU SAY THE VERY
SECOND WE'RE DONE HERE,

595
00:30:19,864 --> 00:30:21,864
WE GO BACK TO MY
PLACE FOR A DRINK?

596
00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:25,166
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, DAISY.

597
00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:26,290
I PROBABLY WON'T,

598
00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:28,091
BUT A DRINK OR TWO ISN'T
GOING TO KILL ANYBODY,

599
00:30:28,115 --> 00:30:29,166
LEAST OF ALL US, RIGHT?

600
00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:30,834
WHAT'S YOUR POISON? I'M
GUESSING JAMESONS.

601
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,417
UH, YEAH.

602
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,249
YOU'RE NOT SUCH BAD COMPANY.

603
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:40,083
I'M GUESSING WITH SOME
DISINFECTANT SOAP

604
00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:41,499
AND AMERICAN DENTISTRY,

605
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,208
YOU'D CLEAN UP JUST FINE.

606
00:30:47,041 --> 00:30:48,792
"I WISH I'D TAKEN
BETTER CARE OF LUCY."

607
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,959
THAT IS IT FOR THIS ONE.

608
00:30:56,834 --> 00:30:58,999
ARE YOU JUST CHECKING IT OVER?

609
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,042
GOOD.

610
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:04,375
DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB?

611
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:06,917
I HEAR YOU, GIRL.

612
00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:10,250
IT'S ALL JUST ONE BIG SHRUG.

613
00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,125
PAPER CLIPS?

614
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:20,499
OH, I'M ORGANIZED
LIKE THIS, TOO.

615
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,499
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO
CAN'T FIND THEIR OWN SHIT.

616
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,583
YOU?

617
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,791
PUT THINGS IN THEIR PLACE.

618
00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:30,374
THEN THEY CALL YOU ANAL,

619
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,916
LIKE HOLDING ALL
YOUR SHIT IN AT FOUR

620
00:31:31,917 --> 00:31:33,249
HAS SOMETHING TO DO

621
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:36,040
WITH WHY YOU PUT THE STAPLES
IN A BOX NEXT TO THE STAPLER.

622
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,332
KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

623
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,582
"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE."

624
00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:39,791
"I WANT TO HEAR A VOICE."

625
00:31:39,792 --> 00:31:41,542
"WHY AM I SO LONELY?"

626
00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:44,624
IT'S THE SECOND-TO-LAST
PAGE, RIGHT?

627
00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:46,332
THIS ONE SHOULD BE
"WHY AM I SO ALONE?"

628
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,542
SORRY.

629
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:53,416
WELL, YOU CAN DO THE
LAST ONES WITHOUT ME.

630
00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:54,791
I'M GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.

631
00:31:54,792 --> 00:31:56,125
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT DRINK.

632
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,375
I WON'T.

633
00:32:02,084 --> 00:32:03,583
ALL RIGHT.

634
00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:05,999
SO I TOLD THE GIRL,

635
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,280
"IF WE'RE GOING
TO SHARE THE MAN,

636
00:32:07,304 --> 00:32:08,833
WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST
CUT HIM IN HALF,"

637
00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:10,154
BECAUSE I'M NOT
GOING TO BE DATING

638
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,874
SOME DOUBLE-DIPPER,

639
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:14,082
ESPECIALLY WHEN ALL THREE
OF US KNOW ABOUT IT.

640
00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:16,833
WOULD YOU? UH-UH.

641
00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:19,791
I GUESS SHE THOUGHT WE WERE
JUST GOING TO CHAT OVER DINNER.

642
00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:21,583
HUH. I MOVED OUT.

643
00:32:23,834 --> 00:32:25,250
YOU THINK I DID THE RIGHT THING?

644
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,042
WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, GIRL.

645
00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:37,666
I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYONE WAS IN HERE.

646
00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:41,082
RUBE DEMANDED A COPY
OF THE HARD COPY.

647
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:44,875
HE'S STILL A LITTLE SKITTISH
ABOUT THE WHOLE DIGITAL THING.

648
00:32:45,542 --> 00:32:46,667
WELL.

649
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,749
YOU GUYS ALMOST FINISHED?

650
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,000
UH-HUH.

651
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,708
DAISY?

652
00:32:58,167 --> 00:33:00,084
DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU, GEORGIA?

653
00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:03,209
WHAT?

654
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:06,875
EVERYBODY'S THOUGHTS
ARE THE SAME.

655
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:11,416
TWO-THIRDS ARE
PEOPLE WHO REGRET.

656
00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:14,833
THE REST ARE PEOPLE WHO
FORGOT TO DO STUFF

657
00:33:14,834 --> 00:33:19,041
OR ARE PRAYING OR... ARE ALONE.

658
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,917
SHOULDN'T THERE BE MORE?

659
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:24,582
MORE WHAT?

660
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:28,084
MORE PILES. MORE WORDS.
MORE THOUGHTS.

661
00:33:29,959 --> 00:33:31,000
I GUESS.

662
00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:36,375
AND THEN... AND THEN YOU DIE,

663
00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:39,125
AND YOU MIGHT BECOME A REAPER,

664
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,624
AND THE MAGIC OF CREATION,

665
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:44,791
WELL, THAT TURNS OUT TO
BE A 9:00 TO 5:00 GRIND

666
00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:46,290
WITH LOTS OF PAPERWORK.

667
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,458
IT'S JUST... IT'S SO...
IT'S SO EVERYDAY.

668
00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:53,916
LOTS OF PEOPLE LEAVE.

669
00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:55,959
THERE'S NOTHING EVERYDAY
ABOUT WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

670
00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:59,290
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S TRUE?

671
00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:02,250
MAYBE WE JUST KEEP MOVING FROM
ONE FILING JOB TO THE NEXT.

672
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,583
OH, MY GOD.

673
00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:07,958
WE'RE ALL TEMPS.

674
00:34:07,959 --> 00:34:10,916
IT WAS STRANGE TO HEAR THE
SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE

675
00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:13,041
TUMBLE OUT OF THE MOUTH
OF A FALLEN STARLET

676
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:16,375
IN A COPY ROOM AT
3:00 IN THE MORNING,

677
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,458
BUT CONSIDERING WHAT
THE SECRET WAS,

678
00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:22,458
IT WAS PERFECT.

679
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,227
[CLANCY]: I HATE SPIDERS.
PLEASE KILL IT.

680
00:34:34,228 --> 00:34:35,352
[JOY]: THAT'S A BIG SUCKER.

681
00:34:35,353 --> 00:34:36,874
JUST PLEASE KILL IT FOR ME.

682
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,707
CLANCY, DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY.

683
00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:41,249
JOY, YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE
A PHOBIA ABOUT SPIDERS.

684
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,791
USE YOUR CELL PHONE.

685
00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:45,125
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK.

686
00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:51,916
"I SHOULD HAVE HELD HER HAND."

687
00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:54,708
THAT'S THE THING ABOUT LIFE...
ISN'T IT?

688
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:30,999
HOW CAN SOMETHING BE SO
BORING AND EXTRAORDINARY

689
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,792
AT THE SAME TIME?

690
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,917
GEORGIA, TIME TO GO!

691
00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,333
COMING!

692
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,458
YOU READY FOR THAT DRINK?

693
00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:06,167
YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE
SOME OTHER TIME, EH?

694
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,166
COME ON. I'LL WALK
YOU OUT, DAISY.

695
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:32,083
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.

696
00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:35,791
I LIKE YOUR FRIEND ROXY.

697
00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:37,875
I'M SURE SHE LIKES YOU TOO.

698
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,541
HEY, CRYSTAL...

699
00:36:42,542 --> 00:36:44,125
I WON'T TELL ANYONE.

700
00:36:52,167 --> 00:36:53,333
THANK YOU.

701
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:58,041
HEY, RUBE, CAN I
BORROW YOUR TRUCK?

702
00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:11,333
MY GOD, YOU'RE UP EARLY
THIS MORNING, REG.

703
00:37:12,959 --> 00:37:14,500
WANT SOME HOT CHOCOLATE?

704
00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:16,958
UM, NO.

705
00:37:16,959 --> 00:37:18,041
HOW ABOUT SOME OATMEAL?

706
00:37:18,625 --> 00:37:20,375
NO, THANK YOU.

707
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,959
HOW DID J.D. SLEEP?

708
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:27,250
FINE.

709
00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:29,834
GOOD.

710
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:32,792
YOU OKAY?

711
00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:37,167
NO.

712
00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:38,875
ARE YOU?

713
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:44,375
NO.

714
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:49,041
HEY, ARE THE FISH
BITING THIS MORNING?

715
00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:58,792
I MISS HER.

716
00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:10,708
MAYBE WE COULD GO SOMEPLACE
DIFFERENT NEXT SUMMER.

717
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:17,250
OKAY.

718
00:39:33,792 --> 00:39:36,374
MAYBE DAISY WAS RIGHT.

719
00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:40,458
MAYBE DEATH WAS THE TEMP JOB
AND LIFE WAS THE VACATION,

720
00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,958
A VACATION

721
00:39:42,959 --> 00:39:46,083
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SPEND
WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LOVED,

722
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,125
WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVED YOU,

723
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,083
AND IF LIFE WAS THAT
KIND OF VACATION,

724
00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:53,124
WHAT THEN?

725
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,417
WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST
THOUGHTS BE THEN?

