1 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:10,499 [GEORGE]: Everybody dies. That's just the way it is. 2 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,165 I'm told I'm not supposed to argue 3 00:00:12,166 --> 00:00:15,209 or question or even try to understand. 4 00:00:16,042 --> 00:00:18,249 I'm told a lot these days, 5 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:21,249 ever since my life was snuffed out by a toilet seat, 6 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:24,124 and I joined the ranks of the undead. 7 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,085 You, little dead girl, are gonna be a grim reaper. 8 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:29,416 My name is George Lass. 9 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:31,042 I take souls for a living. 10 00:00:32,042 --> 00:00:35,124 This is Rube. He's undead, too. 11 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:38,666 He's the one who gets the list, who's to die, when and where, 12 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:41,499 which he passes on to the rest of us grim reapers. 13 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,707 [GEORGE]: ETD? 14 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:44,999 Estimated time of death. 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,290 [GEORGE]: Do you guys get off dropping pianos on people? 16 00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:50,124 [RUBE]: It's not our job to drop the pianos or the toilet seats. 17 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,041 Whose job is it? 18 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:52,125 [RUBE]: Gravelings. 19 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:56,124 [GEORGE]: Reapers don't get a free ride. 20 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:57,624 What are you doing? 21 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,916 Collecting my salary. 22 00:00:58,917 --> 00:01:00,875 We don't get paid, like, through proper channels? 23 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:04,999 Hi. I'm Delores Herbig, as in... 24 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,208 "Her big brown eyes." 25 00:01:06,209 --> 00:01:07,833 What kind of universe 26 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,624 would give me the power to extract souls from people's bodies, 27 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:13,917 but still force me to keep a suck-ass job if I want to eat? 28 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:18,833 This was my home. And this was my family. 29 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:20,541 They're having trouble coping. 30 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:22,541 [JOY]: Keeping a dead animal in your toy box 31 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:25,083 is something a crazy person would do. 32 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,666 I'm not crazy. 33 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:29,083 [GEORGE]: I was having trouble coping, too. 34 00:01:29,084 --> 00:01:30,804 I don't think I'm supposed to be doing this. 35 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:32,833 [RUBE]: You're learning. 36 00:01:32,834 --> 00:01:34,624 You gotta think about all the things you like 37 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:36,665 and decide whether they're worth sticking around for. 38 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,759 And if they are, you'll find a way to do this. 39 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,332 [GEORGE]: What if I don't? 40 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:43,500 [RUBE]: Then you go away. 41 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:56,082 [GEORGE]: When I was alive, I never looked at the obituaries, 42 00:02:56,083 --> 00:02:58,290 like, not even once. 43 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:02,124 Now I read them first, the reaper's sports pages. 44 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:03,916 And every time I see someone who lived 45 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,999 to even 50, it kind of annoys me. 46 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,082 Was your name ever in the paper? 47 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:13,332 (SIGHS) Constantly. I still have all the clippings. 48 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:15,874 I made the police reports a couple of times, you know. 49 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:18,624 "Unidentified male, slender build, seen fleeing the premises." 50 00:03:18,625 --> 00:03:19,791 That kind of thing. 51 00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,165 That doesn't count. 52 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,208 How about you, sweetie? 53 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:24,999 Mmm! Do tell. 54 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,291 "Teen Killed by Falling Debris from Space Station." 55 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,040 Technically, that was the day after your life. 56 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:33,332 [MASON]: My demise went unreported. 57 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:35,213 Drug-related deaths in the '60s were very common. 58 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:37,708 I've got to go wee-wee. 59 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:42,874 [GEORGE]: Was your death reported? 60 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:45,083 Oh, please. I perished in a huge fire 61 00:03:45,084 --> 00:03:46,364 on the set of Gone with the Wind. 62 00:03:46,388 --> 00:03:47,499 Not a word, huh? 63 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:50,041 Nothing. The story was buried. 64 00:03:50,042 --> 00:03:51,833 And three days later... So were you. 65 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:54,074 But my picture was in the paper a whole lot before I died. 66 00:03:54,098 --> 00:03:55,290 Why? 67 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,874 On the arm of whatever famous man I was sleeping with. 68 00:03:57,875 --> 00:04:00,707 Mmm... Right. Not my thing. 69 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,874 You never slept with anybody? 70 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:02,958 No. 71 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:04,040 Why didn't you? 72 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:07,082 Well, Daisy, first of all, I was 18 years old. 73 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,499 Not a great excuse. 74 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,165 I never had a boyfriend. 75 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,707 [DAISY]: Not really a problem. 76 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:14,028 [GEORGE]: I lived at home with my parents and little sister. 77 00:04:14,052 --> 00:04:15,177 Ever heard of a car? 78 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:20,541 Is it just my imagination or have I become much more attractive 79 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:23,499 since I've laid off the booze and, you know, whatnot? 80 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,749 Your breath is better. 81 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,374 Your eyes are less puffy. 82 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:29,999 And you don't have as much drool around your mouth, which is nice. 83 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,165 You know, the most attractive thing about you 84 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:32,999 when you were drinking and whatnot 85 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,249 is that you really had no idea if you were attractive. 86 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,040 'Cause when people know they're attractive, they're not. 87 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,749 And it's not about what's on the outside. 88 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:45,458 It's not about this. It's about this. It's about what's in here. 89 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,875 Then he's a very handsome man. [GEORGE]: Hmm. 90 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,041 But am I pretty? 91 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:57,083 Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter. 92 00:04:57,084 --> 00:04:58,000 Mine, too. 93 00:04:58,001 --> 00:04:59,624 Really? No. 94 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:03,082 There's souls to be taken, folks, this morning before breakfast. 95 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:08,125 One, two, three, four, five. 96 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,082 Why do I only get one? 97 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,249 Because three doesn't go into five evenly. 98 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:13,666 What does Roxy get? 99 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:17,791 Uh, usually eggs. Side of fruit? 100 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:19,541 I was thinking hash browns today. 101 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:20,999 Nice. 102 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,624 These are all at the farmer's market, in exactly 27 minutes. 103 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,999 I smell a disaster. (SCOFFS) 104 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,124 No, five deaths is not a disaster. 105 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:30,624 How many deaths is a disaster? 106 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:31,959 More than five. Five's bullshit. 107 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,582 How many? 108 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,582 Sixteen to 20, disaster. 109 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:39,290 Twenty-one and up, catastrophe. Eight to 15 is a calamity. 110 00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:41,457 Seven and under? That's a crying shame. 111 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,658 Pick me up some heirloom tomatoes while you're out there? 112 00:05:43,682 --> 00:05:44,958 [GEORGE]: Sure. 113 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:46,583 [MASON]: See you later. [DAISY]: Goodbye. 114 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,124 Anything in the paper? 115 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:55,000 Two heart attacks and a stroke. 116 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:58,290 Nice. 117 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,251 [GEORGE]: Trying to find your reap is kind of like 118 00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:02,165 a game of hide-and-go-seek, 119 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:05,165 except when I find you, when I put the tag on you, 120 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:06,916 you're out for good. 121 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:09,041 Ready or not, you're dead. 122 00:06:10,959 --> 00:06:12,541 Okay, enough with the game. 123 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:15,124 I haven't had breakfast and Mama wants a waffle. 124 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,750 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 125 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:20,124 Oh, we have a winner. 126 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:23,209 Thanks, boys. This has been a treat. 127 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,165 Ooh! 128 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:28,666 Ooh! I'm done. Two of the hard hats get it. 129 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:30,166 Want to get a latte? 130 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:33,042 No, you've got to go. I've got something to do. 131 00:06:34,924 --> 00:06:36,124 It's been two hours now, guys. 132 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:39,959 I still smell propane. This is killing my business. 133 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:45,457 I'm usually swamped by 9:00. 134 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:48,165 [GEORGE]: Today you're toe-up by 10:00. 135 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:51,083 Do you think Eliza Doolittle had to put up with this nonsense? 136 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:53,124 Who? Audrey Hepburn, sweetheart. 137 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:55,582 Yeah, and look at me, still waiting for Rex Harrison. 138 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,183 [WORKER]: Don't hold your fucking breath. 139 00:06:57,207 --> 00:06:59,707 You see, this is who I sell flowers to. 140 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:04,999 Men who need to apologize for the things they say to women. 141 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,875 He'll end up paying for it one way or other. 142 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:13,042 Pink lilies. 143 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:19,457 On the house. My first customer of the day. 144 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:22,458 [GEORGE]: Oh, great. She can see the guilt written all over me. 145 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,042 Mine, too. 146 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:33,999 I couldn't find it. 147 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,560 Jeez, you people can find Pearl Harbor in the middle of the night, 148 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:38,059 you can't find a gas leak. 149 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,542 I'm Chinese, cocksucker. 150 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:46,041 (GROWLING) 151 00:07:46,042 --> 00:07:48,917 [GEORGE]: Gravelings. Fucking troublemakers. 152 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,083 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 153 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,125 [GEORGE]: Bodies everywhere. 154 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:09,542 And a dead flower girl in the middle. 155 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,375 It was like a really fucked up wedding. 156 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:20,167 She gave me a pretty flower, and what did I give her? 157 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,833 Nothing. 158 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,332 I took her soul. I don't know why 159 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,291 but I felt like I had betrayed her. 160 00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:28,208 Or someone. 161 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:38,083 The last time I had seen a death like this was my own 162 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,583 and I wanted to run away as fast as I could. 163 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:45,999 (BELL DINGING) 164 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,166 [MAN]: Order up. 165 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:53,457 Do you know what I love best about being sober? 166 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:55,874 Not waking up in a pool of your own vomit? 167 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:59,208 Definitely that, yeah. But, no, it's the taste of food. 168 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:00,999 (MIMICS CHOMPING) 169 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,207 I mean, after all these years, I finally realize why you guys eat here, 170 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:07,791 in Der fucking Waffle Haus. 171 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:09,833 [RUBE]: This is a wise move. 172 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:12,167 Bacchus has drowned many more men than Neptune. 173 00:09:13,042 --> 00:09:14,541 Bacchus? What? 174 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:16,742 He's the Greek god of Why-Don't-You- Read-A-Fucking-Book? 175 00:09:16,766 --> 00:09:17,666 [MASON]: Oh. 176 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:19,250 When did you die? 1960-something? 177 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:21,457 '66. 178 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:24,040 Taking every nasty-ass drug you could get 179 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,457 your nasty-ass paws on for 40 years. 180 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:28,958 Yeah. Oh, no, no, not everything, 181 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,958 because I was always deathly afraid of needles, and I still am. 182 00:09:31,959 --> 00:09:34,708 They've made great strides in the design of needles. 183 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,332 They're sharper. 184 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,749 Sharper? 185 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:38,959 Sharper is less painful. 186 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,999 Are you going to finish those hash browns? 187 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,458 Probably not. 188 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:46,708 Mmm! 189 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:49,166 Fucking bloody hell! 190 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:51,708 I'm out of here. 191 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:54,250 Did you see that? 192 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,620 I mean, just because I wanted some of her hash browns. 193 00:09:58,625 --> 00:09:59,958 I was there. 194 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:02,416 I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes. 195 00:10:02,417 --> 00:10:03,916 Now, that was almost clever. 196 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,207 What was almost clever, Rube? 197 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,457 The thing about the hash browns being small potatoes. 198 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,999 I don't get it. Because hash browns are small potatoes. 199 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,167 Never mind. 200 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,290 Daisy. Roxy. 201 00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:18,165 This weather kind of suits you. 202 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,707 Oh, you know, Roxy, I really don't think it does. 203 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:21,916 Off to work you go. 204 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,624 (SCOFFS) 205 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,041 (SIGHS) Why do I even bother with you? 206 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,666 Because I'm one of the few fools who gets you. 207 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:31,083 Really? Well, what do you get? 208 00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:33,165 When I go to the pound to pick up a dog 209 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,165 I don't take the one that wags its tail 210 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,874 and licks my face and jumps all over me. 211 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:41,666 I pick the one in the corner, alone, shaking. 212 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:43,833 Well, go on, get inside where it's warm. 213 00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:44,999 Go, girl. Okay. 214 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,083 There you go. There you go. 215 00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,083 Daisy Adair. 216 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,208 Chihuahua. 217 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Hello? 218 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,166 Is anyone here? 219 00:10:57,084 --> 00:10:58,166 Reggie? 220 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,082 (SIGHS) 221 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,624 You know, when someone calls your name, 222 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,999 you could say, "Hi. I'm here. What's up, Mom?" All right? 223 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,208 A simple "What is it?" would suffice. 224 00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:12,209 What is it? 225 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:14,624 (SIGHS) 226 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,083 This is how we're gonna spend your school holiday? 227 00:11:17,084 --> 00:11:18,582 Looks that way. 228 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,624 All right. I just saw Bridget and Annie heading down to the park. 229 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,083 Why don't you go catch up with them? 230 00:11:22,084 --> 00:11:23,041 I don't think so. 231 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,541 Give me one good reason. 232 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,874 I don't really like getting baked before noon. 233 00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:27,875 Baked? 234 00:11:30,084 --> 00:11:31,125 Oh. 235 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:35,332 Reggie, I'm not going to... 236 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,666 I don't. I haven't. I won't. 237 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,707 Did you ever catch your sister doing stuff? 238 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,542 No. Did you? 239 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,666 No. Never. 240 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:46,417 I don't think your sister smoked pot. I searched constantly. 241 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:48,917 No, all George ever did was... 242 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,124 Pretty much what you're doing now. 243 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:55,666 Whatever, Mom. 244 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,958 Your father and I have another doctor's appointment. 245 00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,040 Stay out of the park. 246 00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:03,750 And I'd better not see any cherry stains on those cushions. 247 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,791 It's not a real doctor. It's a shrink. 248 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:09,083 (J.D. BARKS) 249 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,791 [GEORGE]: Rube didn't want me lurking around my old house. 250 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:19,040 He didn't want me spying on my family. 251 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:22,666 He said that a reaper should be like a soldier in a foxhole. 252 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:26,958 Lay low, don't be a hero, don't take any unnecessary risks. 253 00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:28,666 What's the point of keeping your head down 254 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,417 once it's already been blown off? 255 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 How'd it go this morning? 256 00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:35,332 Oh, real fun. 257 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,093 Try to get me another one like that real soon. 258 00:12:37,117 --> 00:12:38,749 How about a little breakfast? 259 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,749 I'll have the Johnny Vegas over easy and a small grapefruit juice. 260 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,750 You could hear the explosion all the way over here. 261 00:12:43,774 --> 00:12:45,541 The Johnny Vegas comes with a side... 262 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:46,749 It was disgusting. 263 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:52,207 Her body was blown to pieces. Her brain was... 264 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,875 Cottage cheese. Yeah. 265 00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:59,207 Pretty flower. Did someone betray you? 266 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,416 What? 267 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,165 Did some guy screw you over? 268 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,766 [RUBE]: I thought we had decided that you 269 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,110 and romantic entanglements were... 270 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,041 It's not a good idea. 271 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,362 And I thought George was a virgin. 272 00:13:08,386 --> 00:13:10,999 What? No. No. No guy. 273 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,666 And who told you that I was a virgin? Did you tell him that? 274 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,791 No. She did. 275 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,999 It's just a flower. Fuck! 276 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,207 Well, I only got flowers when somebody betrayed me. 277 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,368 Well, I didn't betray anyone. 278 00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:22,083 She didn't say you did. 279 00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:25,082 (EXCLAIMS DISGUSTEDLY) It tastes like ass. Try that. 280 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:28,749 I'm trying to stay off the arse juice for now but, you know, thank you. 281 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,874 Do you know who sent beautiful flowers? French tulips? 282 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,995 I'll just give you his initials. Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. 283 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:37,874 Errol Flynn, all that money, carnations. 284 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,040 [RUBE]: I cannot sit here and listen to more 285 00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:42,542 witless stories about star fucking. 286 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,958 You and you. Let's go. 287 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,040 Rube, sorry, but I've got to finish Roxy's breakfast. 288 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,601 Well, here. Why don't you take it to go? 289 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:53,374 It's a disgusting habit, eating off someone's plate. 290 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,457 If you want to be an ex-drug addict, 291 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,818 why don't you behave like one, huh? 292 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,999 (CHUCKLES) 293 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,541 Crazy fucking fuck. 294 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:04,583 Oh, how I wish the words would roll off my tongue as they do yours. 295 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,125 (GRUNTS) 296 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:14,667 [DAISY]: (SIGHS) Another outdoor death. My lips are getting so chapped. 297 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,374 Roxy says I look like a dog. 298 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:18,999 I didn't betray anyone. 299 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,200 Do I look like some kind of stray that needs to be saved? 300 00:14:21,224 --> 00:14:22,808 I'm really pretty, don't you think? 301 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:24,541 Mmm-hmm. 302 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:25,917 I need verbal reassurance. 303 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,040 You're not a dog. 304 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,541 No, say the thing. 305 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,874 You're really pretty. 306 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,207 Say the whole thing. 307 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:35,124 You're the most exquisite beauty the world has ever seen. 308 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,250 I've got to go. 309 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,582 What about your breakfast? 310 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,125 I don't want it. 311 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,707 You forgot your flower. 312 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,250 I don't want it. 313 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,082 [GEORGE]: I did want it. 314 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,082 I just didn't feel like carrying around 315 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,749 the reminder of my morning death 316 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,083 the rest of my day. 317 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,500 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 318 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,791 Hi, Crystal. 319 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:06,124 Which is why it wasn't so bad walking into Happy Time. 320 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,124 Where the only thing ever written on a Post-it Note 321 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,374 was stuff like... (FARTING) 322 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,208 "Who farted?" 323 00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:15,792 And "10 copies, A.S.A.P." And "Please see me." 324 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,332 Oh, Millie. Delores. 325 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,458 I've got news. 326 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,124 Bad news. 327 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,332 I have to hire my boss's nephew. 328 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,124 I'm sorry, Millie, 329 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,041 but this boy, Brennan, has had a world of trouble finding a job... 330 00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:42,332 What, you're firing me? You're shit-canning me just like that? 331 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,332 No. Why would you think that? 332 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:48,999 "Bad news," "boss's nephew," 333 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,290 seemed where you were headed. 334 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,833 I want you to train him, Millie, 335 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,791 and I don't care for the language. 336 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:58,416 Although I do kind of like that phrase. Shit-can. Shit-can. 337 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,177 That's the bad news? I have to train someone? 338 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:03,124 No, the bad news is he's dumb as a bag of hammers. (GROANS) 339 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:06,582 I'm starting him on reception. Just show him the phone system. 340 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:10,083 I'd ask Crystal but she's not a people person. 341 00:16:10,084 --> 00:16:12,499 No more trainees, Delores. I can't take it. 342 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,707 (KNOCKING) 343 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,208 Yeah? Hi. 344 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,291 The phone's not working. 345 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,667 Dial nine first. 346 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,166 I'm Brennan. 347 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,707 (CHUCKLES) 348 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,999 I'm training you. 349 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,125 Sweet. 350 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,833 Should I go do it now? 351 00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:39,999 No time like the present. 352 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,499 Go. Oh, Millie? I would never shit-can you. 353 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:48,166 You're very special to me. Come here. 354 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,527 I can't send you out into the world 355 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,499 with schmutz all over your face. 356 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,541 Oh, go. Stop. Go. 357 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:59,124 [GEORGE]: You had to wonder about Delores Herbig and her big, strange heart. 358 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,666 You had to wonder about how long 359 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,874 that schmutz had been on my face. 360 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,075 Is it "schmootz" or "schmutz"? 361 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,457 So, how was your week? 362 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,291 It was good. I think we had a good week. 363 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,583 Joy? 364 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:17,499 Well, I find myself getting really disgusted when he eats. 365 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,959 I mean, physically sick. 366 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,582 That's nice. 367 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,823 I think the walls of his cheeks 368 00:17:21,824 --> 00:17:23,448 have gotten too thin as he's gotten older 369 00:17:23,449 --> 00:17:26,082 because you can hear the crunching 370 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,624 and the spit and the swallowing. 371 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,874 I swear to God, when he's eating a salad, I want to take my own life. 372 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,083 I'm standing in a grocery store the other day, 373 00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:35,749 and I'm holding a head of iceberg lettuce 374 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,124 and I just can't even buy the fucking thing. 375 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,791 What would you like me to do, Joy? 376 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,207 Be nice if you ate in the kitchen with the dog. 377 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:45,207 At least he's capable of love. 378 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,792 J.D. doesn't love you. You give him meat. 379 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:50,457 At least one of us is getting it. 380 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:53,290 Okay, I think for this to work, 381 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:56,040 you two need to be a little less honest with each another. 382 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,416 We actually had that in our vows, 383 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,791 but we just took that out at the last minute. 384 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:02,958 You've been married for over 20 years. 385 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,958 Things have happened, and you know that things have happened. 386 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,582 Like when he started banging someone 387 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,165 in one of his Shakespeare classes. That kind of thing? 388 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,646 You know, Joy, if maybe you could stop 389 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:11,999 wisecracking for two seconds... 390 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,320 Did you hear that? "Wisecracking." 391 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,958 I'm sorry, who talks like that? 392 00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:19,207 For a marriage to work you have to conspire with your partner 393 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,624 to not say everything. 394 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:22,825 You know things aren't perfect 395 00:18:22,849 --> 00:18:24,249 and you don't hammer away at it 396 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,874 out of respect for the marriage. 397 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,917 For a marriage to work, you and your husband have to be in cahoots. 398 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:31,959 In cahoots? 399 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,416 Marriage is a silent conspiracy 400 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,750 between two people to not confess everything. 401 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,750 To let sleeping dogs lie. 402 00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,249 I like that. 403 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,000 (CHUCKLES WRYLY) Oh, I bet you do. 404 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,542 And that's worked for your marriage? 405 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,208 I think it has. 406 00:18:52,209 --> 00:18:55,416 My wife and I, we've been in cahoots for 10 years. 407 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:57,708 So does that mean she does or doesn't know that you're gay? 408 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,375 (STUTTERING) She probably knows. 409 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,499 (ALL CLAMORING) 410 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,916 [CONRAD]: Meter people, meter people. Let's settle down. 411 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,167 Let's settle down. All right, all right. 412 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,541 Item one. 413 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,165 Chuck's Charbroiler on Mandeville 414 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,707 is starting a lunch special today. 415 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:22,749 Burger, fries and soda for 59 cents. 416 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,999 Those of you working Mandeville and its environs, 417 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,916 expect a three-light back up and plenty of red-zone violations. 418 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,374 Fifty-nine cents for a burger. What's in it? 419 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,290 German Shepherd on a sesame-seed bun? 420 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,000 (ALL LAUGHING) [CONRAD]: Moving on. 421 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,791 We've received complaints from some of the citizenry 422 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:43,875 about inappropriate language, aggressive behavior, 423 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,124 and in one instance, 424 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,167 that a member of this corps pulled a firearm. 425 00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:51,999 People, in a world of increasing hostility, 426 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,499 your job, as always, is to placate. 427 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,041 To meet anger with stoicism. 428 00:19:58,042 --> 00:20:00,250 In short, no more mouthing off. 429 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,084 If you cannot do that, 430 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,000 if you cannot hold your tongue, 431 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:10,000 then you should seek another line of work. 432 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,457 Okay, let's roll. 433 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,500 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 434 00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,917 And people, people! 435 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,625 Let's be careful out there. 436 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,667 (HORN HONKING) 437 00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:50,707 Okay, so if you want to dial someone in the office, you... 438 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,457 (STAMMERING) I totally know this one. 439 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,582 [GEORGE]: Look at those lips. 440 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,250 (GROWLS) I just want to bite your face. 441 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,416 You dial their extension first? 442 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,249 I want to tear your skin off, 443 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,124 make pajamas out of them, and wear them to bed. 444 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,125 Excellent. 445 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,624 (PHONE RINGING) 446 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,249 Should I answer it? 447 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,083 (WHISPERING) Let's give that a whirl. 448 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,084 Okay. 449 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,667 Happy Time. Millie's phone. This is Brennan. 450 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,542 Good stuff. It's for you. 451 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,416 Ask who it is. Oh. 452 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:23,000 Uh, who is it? 453 00:21:24,209 --> 00:21:25,958 Daisy, Daisy Adair. 454 00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:27,666 Hi, Daisy. 455 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,834 Yeah, Millie's training me, yeah. 456 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:32,457 She's awesome. 457 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,208 She's got the most beautiful eyes. 458 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,165 (PHONE RINGING) 459 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,833 Uh... Um, what do I do? 460 00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,082 Put Daisy, Daisy Adair, on hold. 461 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,707 Oh, okay. (PHONES RINGING) 462 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:46,083 You should probably ask Daisy to hold first. 463 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:47,958 Hello? 464 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,207 Okay, click over. 465 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,125 Click what back over? That, that... Hello? 466 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,874 Hello? Hello? 467 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,291 Okay, they'll call back. 468 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,542 (EXHALES) 469 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,791 Do you want to hang out tonight? 470 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,125 Yes. 471 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,457 [RUBE]: You know I don't do kids. This is your Post-it. 472 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,458 [MASON]: Look, please just help me find L. Sondheim, 473 00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:11,165 and you can go. 474 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,249 Cecil! Ugh! 475 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,749 I want to strangle him, I really do. I just want to kill him. 476 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,510 Yeah? Is your name L. Sondheim, by any chance? 477 00:22:17,534 --> 00:22:18,916 No. 478 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:21,517 Come on. There'll be little cupcakes with little sprinkles on them. 479 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,541 Ten minutes. 480 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,208 Here, come on, buddy. Come on, let's go. 481 00:22:25,209 --> 00:22:27,792 Let's go. There you go. Have a good time. 482 00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:32,042 Cecil. Cecil! 483 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,749 Can I help you? 484 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:39,499 Yeah. We're, uh... We're here for, you know, the little kids' party. 485 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,500 Please tell me you're from the clown service. 486 00:22:42,130 --> 00:22:43,290 We're from the clown service. 487 00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:46,082 Lloyd, the clown finally showed up. 488 00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:47,483 Okay, which one of you is the clown? 489 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,374 Oh, I think it's pretty obvious. 490 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:55,083 Okay, so you see the frail, indecisive looking man in the plaid shirt? 491 00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:57,666 That's my husband. He's got your money. 492 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,067 Go, go, go. You were supposed to be in costume 20 minutes ago. 493 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,625 One minute, please. 494 00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:04,874 I really hate clowns. 495 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:07,125 When I was five years old, I kicked one in the nuts. 496 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,291 That man over there wants to give you some money. 497 00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:17,499 But if one little kid were to take a poke at me, 498 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,124 I will punch it back. 499 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:22,291 I swear to God, I will kick its little fucking teeth out. 500 00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:26,916 (SING-SONG VOICE) Coming! (CHUCKLES) 501 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:29,083 He's not one of those angry alcoholic clowns, is he? 502 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:30,874 Oh, no. Actually, he just swore off booze. 503 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:32,795 It's strictly seltzer water the last three weeks. 504 00:23:32,796 --> 00:23:35,077 All that seltzer water would make any clown a little angry. 505 00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:37,054 I don't get it. There's nothing to get. 506 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:43,511 [GEORGE]: You cannot go out with this Brennan guy. It would never work. 507 00:23:43,535 --> 00:23:46,374 You're a Taurus. He's a Gemini. He's Lutheran. You're dead. 508 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:49,500 You have to weasel your way out of this. You have to tell him, "No." 509 00:23:52,417 --> 00:23:54,583 Oh, my God. Some slut is stealing my boyfriend. 510 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,417 Millie. 511 00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:02,125 Come, come, come. 512 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,999 How'd you like to be in charge of another special project? 513 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,166 As in training someone else with special needs? 514 00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:11,749 Oh, how did it go with Brennan and the phone system? 515 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,374 He went a little ADD on me 516 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,582 when I tried to show him how to use the speakerphone. 517 00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:18,999 This afternoon we're gonna try transferring calls. 518 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,792 You seem a little distracted. 519 00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:26,000 (GASPS) Oh, Fran! Have you no shame? 520 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:31,166 Please tell me you don't have a crush on that simple boy. 521 00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:34,209 I don't. Just give me the project, Delores. 522 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,083 These are top-secret files. Shred them. 523 00:24:38,084 --> 00:24:40,083 Got it. They sleep with the fishes. 524 00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:43,958 You know, office romances never end well. 525 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:45,707 When Julio empties my trash basket 526 00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:47,250 he can barely make eye contact. 527 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,333 Uh, that's... upsetting. 528 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:53,499 And that boy here... 529 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:56,124 (SIGHS) I know. I know. 530 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:57,624 Look, you are still a baby. 531 00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:00,707 You have your whole life ahead of you to find the right person. 532 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,417 Something that'll really last. 533 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:05,166 (CHUCKLING) 534 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,624 [GEORGE]: I'm a virgin with a death certificate. 535 00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:12,458 What the fuck am I waiting for? 536 00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:16,917 [CLANCY]: The sound of my eating makes you physically sick? 537 00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:23,667 Oh, yeah. That's right. You save your best shots for an audience. 538 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:29,040 [JOY]: You know what, Clancy? You don't have to listen to it every night. 539 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:32,083 You know what, Joy? You don't have to listen to it at all. 540 00:25:32,084 --> 00:25:33,959 You don't have to listen to it ever again. 541 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,042 What does that mean? 542 00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:41,000 What does that mean? 543 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,667 Joy? Do you want to be married to me? 544 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:49,917 I don't. 545 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:04,002 [GEORGE]: Waiting for the right boy to come along. 546 00:26:07,084 --> 00:26:08,541 Right, Delores. 547 00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:10,999 And although my body had been declared dead, 548 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 it hadn't gone cold. 549 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,708 Ah, fuck! Fuck me! 550 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:18,666 What happened? 551 00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:21,332 Oh, it's nothing, it's just a cut. I'm fine. 552 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:22,874 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Are you okay? 553 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,000 Yeah. 554 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,124 Oh, hey. 555 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,375 I actually am feeling a little woozy. 556 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,500 Okay. 557 00:26:34,542 --> 00:26:36,333 I'll get you some water. 558 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,250 There you go, Emily. 559 00:26:57,792 --> 00:26:59,416 This isn't a bunny rabbit. 560 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:00,999 Yes, it is. Look. There are the ears. 561 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000 What is it, really? 562 00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:03,333 Go ask your mother. 563 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:07,958 I want a bunny rabbit balloon like Emily's. 564 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,374 I bet you do, sweetheart. 565 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:10,958 Clowns aren't supposed to talk. 566 00:27:10,959 --> 00:27:11,999 Yes, they are. Clowns talk. 567 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,582 Don't they? It's mimes that are silent. 568 00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:15,343 Clowns can definitely fucking talk, all right? 569 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:17,874 No, not true. Some clowns talk. Some make honking noises. 570 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,457 Do me a favor. Get me a piece of cake. 571 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,707 I want a bunny rabbit balloon. 572 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:22,041 When I see some cake. 573 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:24,332 You get a move on. Please don't hump me on the frosting. 574 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:25,582 Stupid. 575 00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:27,791 Hey. Can I talk to you for a second? 576 00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:28,792 Yeah. 577 00:27:31,458 --> 00:27:33,541 Bloody hell! 578 00:27:33,542 --> 00:27:37,083 This is my kid's party. And this, this isn't a bunny rabbit. 579 00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:39,290 Yeah, sorry, Mr... 580 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,500 Sondheim. 581 00:27:41,959 --> 00:27:43,582 Lloyd. 582 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,999 Look, don't you have other stuff you can do? 583 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,207 Any magic tricks? 584 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,833 Yeah, I've got one or two. 585 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:51,249 Well, use them. 586 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:54,084 This is the only sixth birthday my daughter will ever have. 587 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,708 Here, drink some more water. 588 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,582 [GEORGE]: I don't know why I liked him. 589 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:17,666 Maybe just because that slut Fran did. 590 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:21,249 But I think it had something to do with my death this morning. 591 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:24,999 I couldn't get that strange pink flower out of my head. 592 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,083 I felt as if something was hanging by a thread, 593 00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:29,582 not just my finger, 594 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,999 and I had to try to hold onto it. 595 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,583 Have another sip. 596 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:47,792 I feel better. 597 00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:09,124 What, are you following me, blondie? 598 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,208 Don't flatter yourself. I have a Post-it. 599 00:29:11,209 --> 00:29:13,708 C. Sullivan? Luck of the Irish. 600 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,833 $35? 601 00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:22,165 Greedy fucking Americans. I put a curse on you. 602 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:24,416 May you never walk the Earth in happiness again. 603 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:27,374 Sir, that voodoo shit don't play with me, c omprende? 604 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:30,040 Fuck you, piece of shit little meter maid. 605 00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,250 May hair grow on your balls. 606 00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:38,124 Let's go. Bring it on. Gloves off. 607 00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:40,707 Boss man says I can't. I can't mouth off. 608 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:42,374 Roxy can't mouth off? 609 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,834 You're like a bird without a song. A really mean bird. 610 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,083 Roxy? 611 00:29:47,084 --> 00:29:48,499 Why would you say I look like a dog 612 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,958 who needed to be saved from the pound? 613 00:29:50,959 --> 00:29:52,874 (SIGHS) Don't do this to me, Daisy. 614 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,666 I'm just tired. I didn't sleep well. I had a bad dream. 615 00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:57,667 [ROXY]: Flying, swimming, or running from monsters, 616 00:29:57,691 --> 00:29:59,416 it all means the same thing, 617 00:29:59,417 --> 00:30:01,833 no Pop-Tarts after 10:00. (BOYS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 618 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:04,166 It was my first day on the set of Gone With The Wind... 619 00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:06,666 And you die. I know that story. 620 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:10,874 No, in my dream I'm about to meet one of my idols, Vivien Leigh. 621 00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,666 I've dreamt about it my whole life. 622 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:14,958 I was really worried, you know, what if we don't get along? 623 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:18,666 What if she hates me? Worse yet, what if she ignores me? 624 00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:21,083 That'll teach them to mess with Catherine Sullivan. 625 00:30:25,042 --> 00:30:27,332 But in my dream, it's wonderful. 626 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:28,791 She runs through her whole, 627 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:30,999 "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," 628 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,600 and I tell her it's a touch over the top, 629 00:30:32,624 --> 00:30:34,499 and she says I'm right, and we just gossip 630 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,833 and giggle like long-lost sisters. 631 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,834 [BOY]: She took my money. She took my wallet, dude. 632 00:30:37,858 --> 00:30:39,124 (GRUNTS) 633 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:41,208 So, that's why I was a little out of it this morning. 634 00:30:41,209 --> 00:30:42,166 It was a rough dream. 635 00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:44,374 What is so rough about that dream? 636 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,249 It never happened. I died before I met her. 637 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,208 Shut up out there! I'll only be a minute! 638 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,792 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 639 00:30:54,959 --> 00:30:56,708 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 640 00:31:02,542 --> 00:31:04,582 Bloody hell. 641 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:07,959 I do believe that is the Chinese symbol for "aim here." 642 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:11,667 Wow. 643 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:17,374 I find that comment vile and contemptible. 644 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:19,042 Now say you're sorry. 645 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:22,124 I'm sorry, Rube. 646 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:24,605 I'm sorry you're 100 years old and will never get to spank that. 647 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,125 (IMITATES HONKING) 648 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,916 Make a funny face. No. 649 00:31:33,917 --> 00:31:35,166 Go away. 650 00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:36,750 Give the kid a face. It's her birthday. 651 00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:42,084 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 652 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,624 He's funny. 653 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:46,833 [RUBE]: Yes, he is. 654 00:31:46,834 --> 00:31:49,042 Are you the clown's daddy? (SNORTS) 655 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:50,791 No. 656 00:31:50,792 --> 00:31:52,958 Then why are you here? 657 00:31:52,959 --> 00:31:56,040 I am somebody's daddy. She's just not at this party. 658 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,250 Then where is she? 659 00:32:01,834 --> 00:32:03,634 Why don't you play with the clown, sweetheart? 660 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:10,458 I want you to remember how funny he was, okay? 661 00:32:21,084 --> 00:32:22,166 Hey. 662 00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:23,582 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 663 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:24,666 (GIGGLING) 664 00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:25,875 (MIMICS HONKING) 665 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:30,249 [GEORGE]: My day had started with a death. 666 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,999 The first sign of trouble was all those 667 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,707 bright orange pylons around the gas leak. 668 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:37,416 You put them up when you want to keep people at a distance. 669 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:39,124 There was blood everywhere. 670 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,458 [GEORGE]: That's what I needed now. Lots and lots of orange pylons. 671 00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:50,290 How'd it go? 672 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:52,083 How did what go? 673 00:32:52,084 --> 00:32:55,124 Making out with Brennan? Severing my middle finger? 674 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,999 Putting it back on without letting everyone know 675 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,333 I was a grim reaper? 676 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,374 It went well. 677 00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:03,916 I heard you cut yourself. 678 00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:05,208 It's nothing. 679 00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:07,332 You just need to take better care of yourself, Millie. 680 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,999 The world is a dangerous place. 681 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,999 It's an easy place for a young girl to get hurt. 682 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000 I'm fine. 683 00:33:13,001 --> 00:33:15,332 I think I'm gonna pull you off Brennan. 684 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:17,500 Well, I was never really 685 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:21,040 on Brennan. 686 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:25,999 You're smart, you're charming, you're a very complicated young woman, 687 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,582 and I just don't like to see your talents 688 00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:30,707 wasted on projects like Brennan. 689 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,082 What are we talking about? 690 00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:35,040 We're talking about a promotion, you silly goose. 691 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:37,124 We are? Well, I think we are. 692 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:41,249 Two more days a week, and $200 more a week. 693 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,374 You're shitting me! 694 00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:44,041 Your new position at Happy Time 695 00:33:44,042 --> 00:33:46,958 will be to interview potential temps. 696 00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:48,624 We're frittering away your talents 697 00:33:48,625 --> 00:33:51,999 in data entry and training boys like Brennan. 698 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,209 That's a waste of your time. Do we understand each other? 699 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,417 I won't let you down. 700 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,791 I can't believe that. 701 00:34:05,792 --> 00:34:08,624 What a joke. 702 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:11,290 Since I just got promoted, I just thought you two should know 703 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:13,165 that I take my coffee with a little milk, 704 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,750 two sugars, and a lot less of your bullshit. 705 00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:18,040 God, I hate her. 706 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:19,582 What a little bitch. 707 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:22,000 [GEORGE]: Don't even turn to see the wreckage. 708 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,833 Can you describe the other kid? 709 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,875 (CHATTERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 710 00:34:33,042 --> 00:34:35,165 What the hell? 711 00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:38,166 The other kid was a little taller than this one, 712 00:34:38,167 --> 00:34:40,040 slender build, baggy jeans. 713 00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:43,833 He had on a black sweatshirt with some yin-yang bull on the back of it, 714 00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:46,375 and then he headed north down Marine. 715 00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:49,895 He was pretty banged up, too, probably. 716 00:34:50,959 --> 00:34:52,165 What's your name? 717 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:53,874 Roxy. 718 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:55,874 You the one who clotheslined this kid? 719 00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:57,541 Mmm-hmm. 720 00:34:57,542 --> 00:34:58,708 I like your style. 721 00:34:59,542 --> 00:35:02,249 You got the wrong job, Roxy. 722 00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:06,208 I ain't got nothing but wrong jobs. 723 00:35:06,209 --> 00:35:09,874 So, do you guys just, like, hate each other's guts? 724 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:12,791 No, your mother and I don't hate each other. 725 00:35:12,792 --> 00:35:15,083 We love each other very much. 726 00:35:15,084 --> 00:35:16,208 We just... 727 00:35:16,209 --> 00:35:18,250 We just can't live together. 728 00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:22,083 But we both love you, 729 00:35:22,084 --> 00:35:27,041 and even though other things will change, that won't. 730 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:31,124 [CLANCY]: You know, Reg, it's okay to feel whatever you're feeling. 731 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:33,166 I mean, don't be afraid to have feelings. 732 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,375 What are your feelings, sweetheart? 733 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:39,625 I'm a little hungry. 734 00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:44,416 So, which one of you gets, you know... 735 00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:47,209 Well, your mother and I haven't exactly worked that out yet. 736 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,916 I know your mom wants you to... 737 00:35:49,917 --> 00:35:51,167 Who gets J.D.? 738 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,916 [JOY]: Well, sweetheart, J.D. is your dog. 739 00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:58,249 But I'm sure if you want to 740 00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:01,834 lend him to your dad every now and then, you know, 741 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,082 I'm sure he'd appreciate it. 742 00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:06,499 [REGGIE]: Tisha Cotter's parents got a divorce 743 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,124 and her dad got this really cheesy condo. 744 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,999 Shag carpeting and mirrors everywhere. 745 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,916 Well, I'm not gonna get a cheesy condo, Reggie. 746 00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:16,458 Well, you have to get a backyard. For J.D. 747 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:18,416 We'll see, sweetie. 748 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:21,083 Most sorority houses do come with backyards. 749 00:36:21,084 --> 00:36:23,958 You just can't leave it alone. You just can't help yourself. 750 00:36:23,959 --> 00:36:27,707 Oh, that's great. I can't help myself. I can't... 751 00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:33,124 You've been tapping little Miss Kappa Kappa Gamma's keg for a year now. 752 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:34,845 [CLANCY]: You know, did it ever occur to you 753 00:36:34,869 --> 00:36:36,549 that maybe you pushed me in that direction? 754 00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:38,208 Oh, really? 755 00:36:38,209 --> 00:36:41,124 That's... Boy, poor you. Please enlighten me. 756 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:43,833 [CLANCY]: It's the same way that you drive everyone around you away. 757 00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:45,416 You did the same thing to George. 758 00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:47,124 You wanted her out of this house. 759 00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,542 You wanted her gone and now she's gone. 760 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,874 [JOY]: Get out. Get out! 761 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:57,250 Get out of this house right now or I will scream! 762 00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:06,124 [GEORGE]: My parents took me and my little sister to the circus every year. 763 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,999 I liked the trapeze artists the best, 764 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,124 The Flying Wallendas or whatever they were called. 765 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:13,041 Not the death-defying stuff, 766 00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:16,374 the mid-air quadruple flips and near-misses. 767 00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:18,040 I covered my eyes for that. 768 00:37:18,041 --> 00:37:19,999 What I liked was the part at the end 769 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,249 when they bounced into the net 770 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:24,124 and jumped up with that big Wallenda smile. 771 00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:28,290 The "ta-dah" part. Ta-dah. I loved that. 772 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:29,834 It meant "I'm safe." 773 00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:32,875 Hi. 774 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:34,250 Hi. 775 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:39,780 I can't go out with you tonight. 776 00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:42,083 Okay. 777 00:37:43,084 --> 00:37:44,250 Uh, maybe some other time. 778 00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,917 I don't... I don't know. 779 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:50,708 Oh, okay. 780 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:54,124 Well, that's cool, you know? 781 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:56,125 Just hang onto my phone number. 782 00:37:58,166 --> 00:37:59,332 Okay. 783 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,874 Hopefully I'll see you around sometime or something. 784 00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:05,166 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Well, we work in the same office. 785 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:07,167 Yeah. 786 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:11,375 Does it hurt? 787 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,707 Your... Your finger? The cut you... 788 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:16,958 Oh, no. 789 00:38:16,959 --> 00:38:18,375 Oh, good, good. I'm glad. 790 00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:23,042 Thank you. 791 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:33,249 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 792 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,374 (WHISPERS) Ta-dah. 793 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:36,624 That was the thing with the Wallendas, 794 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:40,166 why I always covered my eyes until it was over. 795 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:42,000 Eventually, one of them's gotta fall. 796 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,000 (CHILDREN YELLING) 797 00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:52,541 Daddy, it's not breaking. 798 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,208 I know, sweetheart. 799 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,250 Hey, Eddie, finish this. 800 00:39:07,209 --> 00:39:08,291 Oh, man. 801 00:39:10,083 --> 00:39:11,667 Try not to kill anyone. 802 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:16,707 (EXCLAIMS) 803 00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:18,083 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 804 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,083 Daddy, Daddy. It's still not breaking. 805 00:39:25,084 --> 00:39:28,834 Sweetie, the pinata's going to crack open. You'll get your candy. 806 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,208 Has Daddy ever let you down before? 807 00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:34,749 No. 808 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,041 No. 809 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,333 Sorry. 810 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,458 I'll bring it right back. 811 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:50,666 (SIGHS) 812 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:52,000 Knock it out. 813 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,667 (CHILDREN YELLING) 814 00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:15,959 (GAGGING) 815 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:26,833 Am I dead? 816 00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:28,917 Yeah. Yeah, you're dead. 817 00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:31,624 Who are you? 818 00:40:31,625 --> 00:40:33,000 Me? Mason. 819 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 You're not the clown? 820 00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:39,641 (CHUCKLING) No, I'm not the fucking clown. 821 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,208 What were you doing here? 822 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:46,166 Well, I was... I took your soul before you, you know... 823 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:48,087 And now I'm supposed to escort you to your lights. 824 00:40:48,111 --> 00:40:51,124 No, what were you doing? 825 00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:54,124 You made obscene balloon animals for my daughter. 826 00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:56,374 You insulted all my guests, 827 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:58,500 and the whole time you knew I was gonna die? 828 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,167 Is this a joke? 829 00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:09,916 This is how she'll remember her birthday? 830 00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:12,437 Do you want to come with me? I'm gonna take you to your lights... 831 00:41:12,461 --> 00:41:13,753 Stay away from me. 832 00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:15,875 Stay away from my family. 833 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:18,000 Just... Just go. 834 00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:50,124 [GEORGE]: Life always seemed to be about two things, 835 00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:53,082 feeling bad and then feeling better. 836 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:56,084 For me, the feeling bad part came pretty easy. 837 00:41:57,917 --> 00:42:01,042 But the feeling better part, how to make myself feel better, 838 00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:05,042 I never got that part down. 839 00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,165 (LEAD SNAPS) (GROANS) 840 00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:12,124 These No. 2 soft always break. 841 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:15,208 I keep telling you to buy the No. 4s, but you don't listen. 842 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:18,874 What's with the sad face? 843 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:23,165 Some sad story. Rent's due, job sucks, cat's pregnant. 844 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,041 You haven't seen Mason lately, have you? 845 00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:28,625 Kiffany, can I get some coffee, please? 846 00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:31,749 Why do you drink coffee so late? 847 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,541 You don't sleep as it is. 848 00:42:33,542 --> 00:42:36,042 Make that an espresso. Thank you. 849 00:42:36,834 --> 00:42:38,916 Little Miss Cranky Pants. 850 00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:41,000 Whatever oats you're sowing at this moment, 851 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:46,374 whatever need you feel to make some kind of a statement 852 00:42:46,375 --> 00:42:49,042 or question my authority... 853 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:53,916 Is it something I did? 854 00:42:53,917 --> 00:42:55,458 Nothing's wrong. 855 00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:59,207 I got a promotion. 856 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:00,791 What kind of promotion did you get? 857 00:43:00,792 --> 00:43:04,083 Two more big bills a week. Hunge. Huh. 858 00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:05,666 I joined the Police Academy. 859 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:07,041 No, you didn't. 860 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:08,374 [RUBE]: Yes, she did. 861 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,458 They want more days, these Happy Time people? 862 00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:14,332 I think you should decline the offer. 863 00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:16,791 Fuck that. It's done. I'm doing it. 864 00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:18,209 Roxy, give us a moment, will you? 865 00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:23,707 Why can't I do this? I'm doing this. 866 00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:25,958 She's joining the fucking Police Academy. 867 00:43:25,959 --> 00:43:28,290 Roxy is not your concern. 868 00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:30,131 I'm just worried that you're taking on too much. 869 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:35,582 People love to take roses and they forget about the thorns. 870 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,707 (SIGHS) Okay, now, that's really beautiful, 871 00:43:37,708 --> 00:43:40,167 but I'm taking the promotion. 872 00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:48,042 Uh-uh. I wouldn't do that. 873 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:50,541 What did she do now? 874 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:52,166 Nice cross. 875 00:43:52,167 --> 00:43:53,749 Have any trouble getting the blood off? 876 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,082 [DAISY]: No, just soap and water. 877 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,403 [RUBE]: I just think you should go in there tomorrow morning 878 00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:01,582 and tell that Delores woman, "Thank you, but no." 879 00:44:01,583 --> 00:44:04,750 I want to do this. I want more money. 880 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,917 "I want, I want." 881 00:44:09,291 --> 00:44:10,499 Look, Peanut... 882 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,208 Don't call me that. 883 00:44:18,083 --> 00:44:23,165 I just think all that wanting is not so good at this point, 884 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,958 and that's all I have to say about your promotion. 885 00:44:25,959 --> 00:44:29,290 Well, as much as I've enjoyed this little pow-wow, 886 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:31,417 I think I'm just going to do what I'm going to do. 887 00:44:35,042 --> 00:44:36,958 [KIFFANY]: Miss, your espresso? 888 00:44:36,959 --> 00:44:38,207 I don't want it. 889 00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:39,834 We made it. Somebody's got to pay for it. 890 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:44,083 She's a cop. Don't they get everything for free? 891 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:47,791 [KIFFANY]: I thought you were a meter maid. 892 00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:49,582 [ROXY]: Well, I'm a cop now. 893 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:52,542 Good for you, baby. Coffee's free for cops. 894 00:44:53,417 --> 00:44:55,375 Un-fucking-real. 895 00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,124 What do you mean, you're a cop? 896 00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:03,959 I joined the Police Academy this afternoon. 897 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,417 Yeah, I don't think I care for that. 898 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,167 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 899 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,708 (FROG CROAKING) 900 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,833 Hey, there, Mr. Frog. 901 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,000 How was your day? 902 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,959 Mine was fucked up. 903 00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:02,792 My flower. 904 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,000 I thought you might want it. 905 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:18,167 So, who was that boy on the phone today? "Brendan." 906 00:47:19,084 --> 00:47:20,165 Brennan. 907 00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:22,083 Brennan. 908 00:47:22,084 --> 00:47:25,124 Who's Brennan, who thinks you have beautiful eyes? 909 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,542 Nobody. 910 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:30,124 Okay, I kissed him. 911 00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:31,791 And? "And?" 912 00:47:31,792 --> 00:47:33,084 What was the kiss like? 913 00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:37,833 It's not too late to call him, you know. 914 00:47:37,834 --> 00:47:39,374 I'm not gonna call him. 915 00:47:39,375 --> 00:47:42,916 Delores doesn't want me getting involved with anyone at Happy Time. 916 00:47:42,917 --> 00:47:44,959 Besides, he's not my type. Not even close. 917 00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:47,124 He's a pretty boy. 918 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,208 That's obvious. 919 00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:50,917 Go to bed, Daisy. 920 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,165 So, Rube doesn't want you at Happy Time. That makes you unhappy. 921 00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:58,208 Delores wants you at Happy Time 922 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,569 but just so long as you're unhappy. 923 00:47:59,593 --> 00:48:01,218 It just sounds like a plan. 924 00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:04,916 Life sucks, and then you die, 925 00:48:04,917 --> 00:48:07,000 and then it still sucks. 926 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:10,792 What's with the cross? 927 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,582 I don't know. I like it. 928 00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:15,041 What are you, like, Catholic now? 929 00:48:15,042 --> 00:48:16,875 (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah, why not? 930 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:18,667 Good for you. 931 00:48:19,959 --> 00:48:22,083 You're so angry. And you're not? 932 00:48:22,084 --> 00:48:23,084 Listen to me. 933 00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:28,332 I died in 1938, and there's not a day that goes by 934 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:31,416 that I don't wonder about the things I did and the things I didn't do... 935 00:48:31,417 --> 00:48:34,999 I know, and you were going to be a great actress, 936 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,374 and you were beautiful and talented 937 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:39,582 and you slept with all the men under the moon. 938 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,916 Stop making fun of me. Just shut up for once. 939 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:44,117 You think you know everything. Look how unhappy you are. 940 00:48:47,667 --> 00:48:50,084 I'm sorry you were so young when you died, Georgia. 941 00:48:52,959 --> 00:48:54,375 Good night. 942 00:49:02,208 --> 00:49:05,290 [GEORGE]: I knew who that pink flower was for. 943 00:49:05,291 --> 00:49:08,166 I knew who I'd betrayed. 944 00:49:08,167 --> 00:49:11,750 My short life was like our family outings to the circus. 945 00:49:12,291 --> 00:49:14,707 It wasn't so bad, 946 00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:19,124 a bit with a clown, some cotton candy... 947 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,916 And just as things got interesting, 948 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:23,208 I covered my eyes. 949 00:49:26,959 --> 00:49:30,000 I know what that Wallenda smile at the end was about. 950 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:36,916 Why they were so happy with their mid-air flips and near-misses. 951 00:49:36,917 --> 00:49:39,834 They were happy because they were brave enough to be themselves. 952 00:49:42,209 --> 00:49:46,209 I mean, if you're a Wallenda, you have to climb up that ladder. 953 00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:49,250 You have to grab that trapeze bar. 954 00:49:51,917 --> 00:49:54,499 If you're a Wallenda 955 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,250 you have to jump off, 956 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,959 eyes wide open.