1 00:00:06,542 --> 00:00:08,542 [♪♪] 2 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,080 [GEORGE]: MOST GIRLS MY AGE 3 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,645 ARE OBSESSED WITH PRETTY SIMILAR THINGS... 4 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,999 FUN THINGS. 5 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,667 SOME ARE OBSESSED WITH FLIRTING... 6 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,083 SOMETHING MORE THAN FLIRTING. 7 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,000 SOME ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR RIDE... 8 00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:30,166 OR WHETHER TO WEAR 9 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:32,250 REALLY RUBY RED OR SILVER CITY PINK. 10 00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:34,375 [SIREN BLARING] 11 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:43,333 ME, I WAS OBSESSED, TOO. 12 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:53,291 I WAS OBSESSED WITH POST-ITS... 13 00:01:57,834 --> 00:02:00,165 POST-ITS AND DEATH. 14 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,333 I WAS BEYOND OBSESSED. 15 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:04,875 [KNOCKING] 16 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:12,499 DID YOU WRITE MY NAME ON MY POST-IT? 17 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,124 WHAT? 18 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,541 DID YOU WRITE MY NAME ON MY POST-IT? 19 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:17,833 THE ONE WHERE I DIED? 20 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:20,624 GEORGIA, I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE DROP-BY. 21 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,082 WELL, I WANT TO KNOW. 22 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:25,166 THE DROP-BY, IT'S A DISCOURTESY. 23 00:02:25,167 --> 00:02:26,499 POLITE SOCIETY HAS A PROTOCOL, 24 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,958 AN AGREED-UPON TIME AND PLACE. 25 00:02:27,959 --> 00:02:29,374 YOU MAKE PLANS. 26 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:30,666 KIND OF LIKE A POST-IT. 27 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:32,165 I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE WHEN YOU KNOCKED, 28 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:33,374 A WRITTEN SENTENCE IN A BOOK. 29 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:35,040 I HAD TO PUT IT DOWN 'CAUSE YOU KNOCKED. 30 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:37,209 I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING WHEN YOU KNOCKED. 31 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:41,666 DOES IT MATTER WHO WROTE YOUR POST-IT? 32 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:42,999 HERE'S WHAT I KNOW. 33 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,290 YOU GET A LIST OF NAMES, 34 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:46,666 AND YOU TRANSFER THE FIRST INITIAL, LAST NAME, 35 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,417 TIME AND PLACE ONTO A POST-IT. 36 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,084 BUT YOU GET MORE THAN THAT. 37 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,166 THAT'S RIGHT. 38 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,291 WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET? 39 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:57,833 IS MY NAME STILL IN HERE SOMEWHERE? 40 00:02:57,834 --> 00:02:59,166 WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY ABOUT ME? 41 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:02,125 WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY ABOUT ME? 42 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:04,624 OH, WHAT IS THIS? 43 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:06,374 LIKE, SANTA CLAUS'S LIST? 44 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:07,958 DOES IT SAY WHO'S BAD 45 00:03:07,959 --> 00:03:09,209 AND WHO'S GOOD? 46 00:03:10,084 --> 00:03:13,124 DOES IT SAY THAT I WAS 18 YEARS OLD? 47 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:14,405 THAT I HAD NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND? 48 00:03:14,429 --> 00:03:16,416 THAT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY DRIVER'S LICENSE? 49 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:19,791 DID IT SAY THAT I HAD NEVER DONE ANYTHING? 50 00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,542 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PERSIAN MYTHOLOGY? 51 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:24,165 PERSIAN MYTHOLOGY SAYS, 52 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:25,874 ON THE LAST DAY, THERE'S A RECKONING. 53 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:29,124 THERE'S AN OLD-FASHIONED SCALE. 54 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,958 YOU GOT ONE SIDE FOR LIGHT, ONE SIDE FOR DARKNESS. 55 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:34,083 GOOD, EVIL. 56 00:03:34,084 --> 00:03:38,916 EVERYBODY STEPS ONTO THE PAN, SEES HOW THEY MEASURE UP. 57 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:41,083 THE WORLD WANTS IT ALL TO MAKE SENSE, 58 00:03:41,084 --> 00:03:43,833 THE WORLD WANTS IT ALL TO ADD UP. 59 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,250 THE WORLD WANTS BALANCE. 60 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,124 THIS IS YOUR RESPONSE? 61 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:52,124 SOME STORY ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT 62 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:54,291 WAY STATION INTO THE AFTERLIFE? 63 00:03:55,084 --> 00:03:56,583 YOU'RE STILL HERE, GEORGE. 64 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:00,167 I WANT TO BE YOUNG AND SILLY. 65 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:05,500 YOU ARE YOUNG AND SILLY. 66 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:10,000 GEORGIA, I WROTE YOUR NAME ON THAT POST-IT. 67 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,707 I HADN'T MET YOU. I DIDN'T KNOW 68 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,499 WHAT A GREAT KID YOU WERE... 69 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,624 BUT IF I HAD KNOWN YOU, 70 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:18,585 I STILL WOULD'VE WRITTEN YOUR NAME ON THE POST-IT. 71 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:21,667 THAT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD. 72 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:31,041 [GEORGE]: I THINK HE'S WRONG. 73 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,166 I DON'T THINK IT ALL "ADDS UP." 74 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:35,333 I DON'T THINK ANY OF IT MAKES SENSE. 75 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:43,124 I DON'T SEE ANY FUCKING BALANCE ANYWHERE. 76 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,666 LET ME DOWN! 77 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,207 IT'S ALL ABOUT LUCK. 78 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:48,417 EITHER YOU'RE LUCKY, OR YOU'RE NOT... 79 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,792 AND I'M NOT. 80 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,000 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 81 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:00,333 SHE SOLD THE SLATERS' HOUSE. 82 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,792 SHE GOT 50,000 OVER ASKING. 83 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:07,290 ALL RIGHT, SHE'S THEIR TOP REALTOR, CLANCY. 84 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:09,874 SHE'S AMBITIOUS AND RUTHLESS, 85 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:11,291 RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY. 86 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:14,834 I THINK REGGIE'S UPSTAIRS. 87 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,667 REGGIE? 88 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:23,042 REGGIE! 89 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,333 I CAN'T FIND HER... BYE. 90 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:30,916 I DON'T SEE WHY WE HAVE TO SELL THE HOUSE. 91 00:05:30,917 --> 00:05:33,624 WELL, HONEY, HALF OF IT IS YOUR FATHER'S. 92 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,207 CAN'T WE JUST BUY HIS HALF? 93 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:37,541 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 94 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,222 THEN I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK. 95 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,624 REGGIE, GOING BACK TO WORK, YOU KNOW, 96 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:45,457 WOULD REQUIRE A MAJOR LIFESTYLE CHANGE FOR ME, 97 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:46,833 YOU KNOW, FOR BOTH OF US. 98 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:50,083 SO I HAVE TO LIVE IN SOME CHEESY APARTMENT 99 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,582 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE LAZY? 100 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,166 [SIGHS] 101 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:54,874 BUT DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT MY JOB WAS? 102 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:57,749 SECRETARY. LEGAL SECRETARY, 103 00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:00,749 AND LAWYERS ARE VERY ANGRY PEOPLE. 104 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,624 DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW INCREDIBLY UNHAPPY I WAS 105 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:04,208 WHEN I CAME HOME? 106 00:06:04,209 --> 00:06:06,042 YOU'RE ALWAYS INCREDIBLY UNHAPPY. 107 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,000 NO, I'M NOT. 108 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,208 UNHAPPY IN A CHEESY APARTMENT. 109 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:13,125 UNHAPPY IN A BIG HOUSE. 110 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:28,458 EXCUSE ME, CAN I BORROW YOUR SALT, PLEASE? 111 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:32,708 THANK YOU. 112 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:36,290 ROXY... 113 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:38,708 CAN I SEE YOUR NEW POLICE REVOLVER, PLEASE? 114 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 NO. 115 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:41,207 PLEASE? 116 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:42,375 NO. 117 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:45,209 I JUST WANT TO HOLD IT, ROXY. 118 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:47,374 NO. 119 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:49,415 LOOK, I WON'T SHOOT IT. I PROMISE, PROMISE, PROMISE. 120 00:06:49,439 --> 00:06:52,165 I JUST WANT TO FEEL IT IN MY HANDS, YOU KNOW? 121 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,959 PLEASE! NO, AND STOP ASKING ME. 122 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,999 GIVE ME THE GUN. GIVE ME THE GUN. 123 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,125 GIVE ME THE GUN. GIVE ME THE GUN. GIVE ME THE GUN. 124 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,834 YOU ARE REALLY WORKING MY NERVES THIS MORNING. 125 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:10,582 YOU DON'T HAVE THE HUEVOS. 126 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:12,999 YOU WISH YOU HAD A PAIR LIKE MINE, BABY. 127 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,084 AND A GUN LIKE THAT. 128 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,084 HERE'S YOUR JUICE, HON. 129 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:19,125 THANKS. 130 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,499 IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK 131 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,666 TO EAT MY EGGS IN PEACE? 132 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,875 JUST LET THE LITTLE MAN HOLD THE GUN. 133 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:32,792 [EXHALES] 134 00:07:38,084 --> 00:07:39,416 [GEORGE]: LUCK'S EVERYWHERE, 135 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,916 JUST DRIFTING IN THE BREEZE, 136 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,749 AND THE BAD LUCK THAT'S FLOATING AROUND 137 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,499 HAS TO LAND ON SOMEBODY, 138 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,290 AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON... 139 00:07:47,291 --> 00:07:50,208 WELL, PEOPLE FIND WAYS TO EVEN THE SCORE. 140 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,834 [CAT YOWLING] 141 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:00,959 [APPLAUSE] 142 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:03,917 [GONG] 143 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:12,374 MY PARENTS ARE SELLING MY HOUSE. 144 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:15,166 DO YOU WANT ANYTHING, SWEETIE? NO, THANKS. 145 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:17,249 THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN, THEY'RE SELLING IT. 146 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,040 HOW MUCH? I HAVE NO IDEA. 147 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,582 HOW MUCH IS THE CHECK? 148 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,874 WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS? 149 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:23,499 THEY LOVED OUR HOUSE. 150 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,083 IT JUST DOESN'T... ADD UP. ADD UP. 151 00:08:25,084 --> 00:08:26,207 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 152 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:27,666 WE LIVED THERE FOR 20 YEARS. 153 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,332 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THE CHECK? 154 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:31,707 SHE DIDN'T CHARGE US ENOUGH. LET'S PAY IT AND RUN. 155 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:33,374 WE MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT. 156 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,083 GREAT. "JOHNNY LAW ON-THE-SPOT." 157 00:08:35,084 --> 00:08:36,416 THEY ARE JUST UP AND LEAVING. 158 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:38,207 SHE DIDN'T CHARGE ME FOR MY FRUIT SALAD. 159 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,088 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. [ROXY]: IT MAKES SENSE. 160 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,457 COPS EAT FREE. 161 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:43,374 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE HER PARENTS ARE MOVING. 162 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:45,041 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 163 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:46,000 MAYBE IT'S JUST TOO PAINFUL FOR THEM 164 00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:47,332 TO WALK BY YOUR BEDROOM EVERY DAY. 165 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,213 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY NEED THE EXTRA SPACE, 166 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,707 BECAUSE WHEN SHE KICKED THE BUCKET, 167 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,916 THEY GAINED AN EXTRA ROOM. 168 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:55,666 ROXY, DO ME A FAVOR. SHOOT HIM. 169 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:56,792 GLADLY. 170 00:08:58,708 --> 00:08:59,999 I AM SO FAR AHEAD OF THIS BIT. 171 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,916 I WAS JOKING. 172 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,457 ROXY? [MASON]: LOOK AT YOU. 173 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,791 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BLOODY SPECIAL, DON'T YOU? 174 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:09,124 PRANCING AROUND IN YOUR TIGHT BLUE TROUSERS 175 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,958 AND YOUR BIG SHINY GUN. 176 00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:13,290 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SWEETHEART. 177 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:16,916 COPS DON'T EAT FREE. PEOPLE HATE COPS. 178 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:18,082 [GEORGE]: PLEASE DON'T. 179 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,083 I'VE HAD A BAD MORNING ALREADY. 180 00:09:20,084 --> 00:09:21,083 UH, EXCUSE ME? 181 00:09:21,084 --> 00:09:22,250 KIFFANY? 182 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,240 COULD YOU SETTLE A DISPUTE FOR US? WHAT IS IT, SWEETHEART? 183 00:09:26,264 --> 00:09:28,765 DO OFFICERS OF THE LAW RECEIVE COMPLIMENTARY MEALS? 184 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,082 NO. [MASON SNICKERS] 185 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,791 COFFEE'S FREE. 186 00:09:32,792 --> 00:09:34,041 DO YOU WANT SOME MORE COFFEE? 187 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:35,541 NO, THANK YOU. 188 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:36,749 SO, WHAT? YOU JUST NEGLECTED 189 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,207 TO CHARGE HER FOR HER FRUIT SALAD? 190 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:41,040 WELL... LOOK AT THAT. 191 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,624 YOU'RE RIGHT. 192 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,750 I'LL GET YOU A NEW CHECK. 193 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,290 JESUS CHRIST! 194 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:49,875 [MASON WHIMPERING] 195 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,999 FUCKING HELL! 196 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,834 SO THEY'RE SELLING YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME? 197 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,082 YEAH. 198 00:09:58,083 --> 00:09:59,749 THAT'S A SHAME, SWEETIE. 199 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,290 IT'S NOT FAIR. 200 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:03,167 THAT FUCKING HURT. 201 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,208 IT DOES HURT. 202 00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:07,708 SOMETIMES THE WORLD JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 203 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:13,959 [THUD] 204 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,834 PARDON ME. 205 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:35,875 HEY, CAN I GET A SODA? 206 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,167 [HONKING] 207 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:46,125 [HONKING] 208 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,458 [SCREAMING] 209 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:53,667 [THUD] 210 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:59,084 FIVE-LETTER WORD, "ACCIDENTAL FISH." 211 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:00,583 FLUKE. 212 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:16,582 [MASON]: TIME TO GENERATE A NEW REVENUE STREAM. 213 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,374 BEHOLD. 214 00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:20,999 [GEORGE]: OH, MASON, MASON, MASON. 215 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,082 ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN? 216 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,749 NO. 217 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,082 SAY, "AS GOD IS MY WITNESS." 218 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:27,083 I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD. 219 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:29,332 NOW, WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE WAGER? 220 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,416 COME ON, GUESS WHERE THE PEA IS. 221 00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:32,749 WHERE IS THE PEA? 222 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:35,166 WHERE IS THE PEA? 223 00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,124 PUT A DOLLAR DOWN. COME ON. 224 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,291 A GEORGIE WASHINGTON FROM GEORGIE GIRL. 225 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,583 IS IT UNDER THIS ONE? 226 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,083 COULD IT BE UNDER THIS ONE? 227 00:11:47,084 --> 00:11:48,541 OR IS IT THIS ONE? 228 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,999 WHERE COULD IT BE? 229 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,207 WHERE IS THE PEA? 230 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:52,542 GUESS, AND WIN A DOLLAR. 231 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:55,916 THE MIDDLE ONE. 232 00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,624 NOPE. [GEORGE]: OH! 233 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:59,208 BY GEORGE, SHE'S GOT IT. 234 00:11:59,209 --> 00:12:01,165 YEAH, YOU ARE DRINKING AGAIN. 235 00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:02,499 OKAY, SO GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK, 236 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,791 AND WE'LL START ALL AGAIN. 237 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,165 MM... NO. 238 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,806 YES, BECAUSE THAT WAS PRACTICE, ALL RIGHT? 239 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,122 AND YOU JUST LOST A DOLLAR. 240 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,125 MORNING, BOYS AND GIRLS. 241 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,666 HOW'S EVERYBODY? 242 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,874 HAVING A LOVELY DAY, THANK YOU. 243 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,083 HOW ABOUT YOU? 244 00:12:18,084 --> 00:12:20,208 YOU STILL WEARING THOSE STICKS, HUH? I AM. 245 00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:21,166 YOU FIND YOURSELF A CROSS, 246 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,791 AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE A CATHOLIC? 247 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:25,125 IT THINK IT LOOKS VERY PRETTY ON ME, DON'T YOU? 248 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,207 YOU KNOW, GEORGE, 249 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,624 YOU HAVE YOUR VERY OWN SAINT. 250 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,040 I'D RATHER HAVE A PONY. 251 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,833 SAINT GEORGE IS THE PATRON SAINT 252 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,457 OF FARMERS, SOLDIERS, 253 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,124 BOY SCOUTS, CAVALRY, CHIVALRY, 254 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,374 AND ENGLAND. 255 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,208 I WANT A SAINT. HAVE I GOT A SAINT? 256 00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:39,290 YES, SAINT THOMAS. 257 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,874 WHAT ABOUT SAINT MASON? 258 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,315 THOMAS IS THE PATRON SAINT OF MASONS. 259 00:12:42,339 --> 00:12:44,791 THERE IS NO "SAINT MASON," BUT SAINTS ARE MARVELOUS. 260 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,272 THERE'S A PATRON SAINT FOR EVERYTHING. 261 00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:47,666 PATRON SAINTS FOR LOST CAUSES, 262 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,582 FOR BEING DEPRESSED, PATRON SAINTS... 263 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,040 FOR BEING BORED OUT OF YOUR SKULL. 264 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,791 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HOLY TRINITY IS, GEORGE? 265 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,041 WE ARE IN A FUCKING RESTAURANT. 266 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,625 IT'S PEPPERS, ONIONS, AND CELERY. 267 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,499 WOULD A LITTLE RITUAL IN HER LIFE 268 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,874 DO HER ANY HARM? 269 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,916 I HAVE A LITTLE RITUAL MYSELF. 270 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,042 LET US BEGIN. 271 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,624 NOTHING FOR ME? NOT UNLESS YOU GOT ONE 272 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,209 UNDER ONE OF YOUR PRETTY LITTLE SHELLS. 273 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,165 DON'T YOU USUALLY RIDE YOUR BIKE OVER HERE? 274 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,208 YES. DID YOU RIDE IT TODAY? 275 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,666 YES. WELL, IT'S NOT OUT THERE. 276 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,500 WHAT? YOUR BIKE IS GONE. 277 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,999 I GAVE YOU THAT BIKE. 278 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,750 THIS BETTER BE A JOKE. 279 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,125 IS IT REALLY GONE? 280 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:30,083 LET ME SEE YOUR VERSION OF THE SHELL GAME. 281 00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:31,604 I COULD REALLY USE A LAUGH THIS MORNING. 282 00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,207 WHAT? [MOCKING MASON]: "WHAT?" 283 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,416 [DAISY LAUGHS] 284 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:35,857 [RUBE]: COME ON, QUIT FUCKING AROUND. 285 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,124 PLAY. 286 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,917 [YELLING OBSCENITIES] 287 00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:45,167 [SCREAMING] 288 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,749 SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE! 289 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,000 [RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING] 290 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,499 [ORDER BELL DINGS] 291 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,249 [MAN]: ORDER UP. 292 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,958 SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE. WE GOT THAT. 293 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,040 DID YOU LOCK IT? 294 00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:06,541 YES, I LOCKED IT. ALL THEY LEFT IS ONE TIRE. 295 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,749 WHICH TIRE? 296 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,082 THE TIRE THAT WAS LOCKED. 297 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,523 I HAD A FEELING YOU'D LOSE THAT BIKE. 298 00:14:10,524 --> 00:14:11,898 YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE A FIGURE-EIGHT 299 00:14:11,899 --> 00:14:13,042 WITH YOUR HANDS. 300 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,965 [MASON]: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HUFFY ABOUT IT. 301 00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:19,290 I'VE LOST MY PEA NOW. 302 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,707 WHAT? YOU'RE BLAMING ME? 303 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:22,999 WELL, WHEN SOMETHING IS LOST, 304 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,880 SOMEONE HAS TO BE BLAMED, ISN'T THAT THE THEORY? 305 00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:28,124 IF NOT YOU, THEN WHO? 306 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,365 THE DESIGNER OF THE BIKE FOR MAKING SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL 307 00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:32,606 THAT SOMEONE ELSE COVETS IT? OR MAYBE WE SHOULD BLAME ME? 308 00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:34,198 MAYBE WE SHOULD ASSIGN NO BLAME AT ALL? 309 00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:37,208 AS DAISY'S PEOPLE WOULD SAY, "HE GIVETH, HE TAKETH AWAY". 310 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,999 I'D BLAME THE GUY WHO TOOK IT. 311 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,249 [MASON]: I'D GET REVENGE. 312 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,330 YOU KNOW, AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A SCHWINN FOR A SCHWINN... 313 00:14:42,354 --> 00:14:43,874 I WOULD STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S BIKE. 314 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,332 THAT'S A BAD IDEA. 315 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,999 OKAY, ROXY'S BIG, BAD, AND BLUE. 316 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,082 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER? 317 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,290 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. RUBE, CAN I BORROW YOUR TRUCK? 318 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,582 ARE YOU A RESPONSIBLE DRIVER? 319 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:52,999 I AM AN EXCELLENT DRIVER. 320 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 I PROMISE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR PIECE-OF-SHIT TRUCK. 321 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,065 WELL, THAT'S NOT THE RESPONSE I WAS LOOKING FOR. 322 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,125 FINE. 323 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,791 [RUBE]: GEORGE. 324 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:04,875 WHAT? 325 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,499 SOMETIMES PRETTY THINGS JUST DISAPPEAR. 326 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,792 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S JUST MY BAD LUCK. 327 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,209 SHOW ME THE HANDS. 328 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,583 WINNER OR LOSER, WINNER OR LOSER. 329 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,999 WHICH WILL IT BE? 330 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,791 ONLY TIME WILL TELL. 331 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,291 HERE TODAY, GONE IN A MOMENT. 332 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,708 IT'S UNDER THE MIDDLE ONE. 333 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,834 [REGGIE]: IT'S SQUISHY. 334 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:53,749 I'M GOING TO SQUISH YOU TWO 335 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,084 IF YOU GET ANY CLAY ON THAT TABLE. 336 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,082 WE'LL CLEAN IT. 337 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,457 YEAH, I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 338 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,207 YOU KNOW, GEORGE, WHEN YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP, 339 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,207 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE HOW LITTLE YOU WERE. 340 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,583 I'M NOT LITTLE. REGGIE'S LITTLE. 341 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,367 YOUR FATHER WAS KIDDING, HONEY. 342 00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:10,724 YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. 343 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,041 [REGGIE]: UH-OH. 344 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,000 OKAY, LET'S DO THE LEFT ONE. 345 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:32,041 [GEORGE]: THE WORLD MAY TRY TO MESS WITH YOU. 346 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:33,916 OUT THERE, IT MAY BE A FREE-FOR-ALL, 347 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:34,999 BUT IN HERE, 348 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,499 THERE'S A SYSTEM IN PLACE TO ADDRESS THAT. 349 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,040 NEXT. 350 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,707 MAYBE IT'S JUST THE UNIFORMS, BUT IN HERE, 351 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,791 IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S ORDER IN THE WORLD. 352 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:44,874 NEXT. 353 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,874 AND IF YOU JUST GET THE FACTS ONTO THE BOOKS, 354 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,374 ODDS ARE, THE SYSTEM TAKES CARE OF YOU. 355 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,582 HI. 356 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,457 I'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF MY BICYCLE. 357 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,666 IT HAPPENED ALMOST AN HOUR AGO, ON BAY STREET. 358 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:55,958 FILL THIS OUT. 359 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:57,582 WHAT'S THIS? 360 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,958 IT'S A HARVARD LAW DEGREE. 361 00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:01,124 WE'RE ALL VERY PROUD OF YOU. 362 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,958 LISTEN, I'M GOING TO BE REALLY LATE FOR WORK. 363 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,082 CAN I JUST DESCRIBE THE BIKE TO YOU, 364 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,083 AND YOU COULD PUT OUT AN A.P.B. OR WHATEVER? 365 00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:09,209 NO. 366 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:10,959 GREAT. 367 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,583 EXCUSE ME. 368 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,583 THANK YOU. 369 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,834 HOLY SHIT. 370 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,042 DID YOU JUST SEE THIS? MM-HMM. 371 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,125 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, DEAR? 372 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,250 SOMEONE... STOLE MY BIKE, 373 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,834 AND IT WAS A REALLY COOL BIKE. 374 00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,750 A MAN FONDLED MY BEHIND ON A CITY BUS. 375 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,958 THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR THAT. 376 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,125 NONE. 377 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,625 I THINK HE WAS STABBED. 378 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,333 YEP. "ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON, KNITTING..." 379 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,083 NEEDLES." 380 00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:53,917 THE SHITHEAD HAD IT COMING. 381 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,208 HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 382 00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:00,749 HERE WE GO, WHERE WE GO... 383 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,250 WHERE WE GO, NOBODY KNOWS. 384 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:04,958 THAT'S YOUR PATTER? 385 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,082 PATTER'S BULLSHIT. 386 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,416 PATTER'S HOW YOU DRAW PEOPLE IN. 387 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,457 PEOPLE ARE DRAWN IN BY THE GAME... 388 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,833 AND BY MY NON-THREATENING GOOD LOOKS. 389 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,583 WELL. THE PATTER SEDUCES. 390 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,000 IT'S NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT. 391 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,166 THERE. 392 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,499 DO YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE PLAY THE SHELL GAME? 393 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,667 BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY CAN BEAT THE ODDS. WRONG. 394 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,124 THEY THINK THEY CAN BEAT YOU. 395 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,999 THEY THINK THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU. 396 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,080 IN THIS CASE, THEY'RE RIGHT. 397 00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:33,374 I'M SMARTER THAN YOU THINK. 398 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,124 ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO PLAY STUPID? 399 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,209 I AM SO SMART, I'M PRACTICALLY RETARDED. 400 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,290 ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN? NO. 401 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,166 ARE YOU LYING? AS GOD IS MY WITNESS. 402 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,291 NOW, WHERE'S THE PEA? FOLLOW THE PEA. 403 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,040 FIVE'LL GET YOU TEN, TEN'LL GET YOU TWENTY, 404 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,249 FIFTY'LL GET YOU A HUNDRED. DOUBLE YOUR MONEY, 405 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,791 DOUBLE YOUR MONEY, JUST CATCH IT ONCE. 406 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,375 ONE TIME, ONE TIME, ONE TIME. 407 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,040 YOU NEED A RHYTHM. 408 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,875 YOU NEED TO HYPNOTIZE WITH YOUR WORDS. 409 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,457 MM-MM. 410 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:05,000 I CAN HYPNOTIZE WITH MY CAT-LIKE MOVEMENT. 411 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,333 NOW, HOW SLICK WAS THAT? 412 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,958 THERE'S ONLY ONE MOVEMENT I CARE ABOUT. 413 00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,399 IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY RIGHT ABOUT NOW, 414 00:19:19,423 --> 00:19:21,541 AND THERE'S NOTHING CAT-LIKE ABOUT IT. 415 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:22,782 IT'S UNDER THE ONE ON THE RIGHT. 416 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:25,834 WRONG. 417 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,542 MY RIGHT. 418 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,000 I CAN DO THIS. 419 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,500 [SIGHS] 420 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,458 [CLEARS THROAT] 421 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:50,833 HOW IS THIS LOW PRIORITY? 422 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,207 IT'S PETTY THEFT, MISS. 423 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,208 IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME. 424 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:56,208 VICTIMLESS? THEN WHO THE FUCK AM I? 425 00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:58,333 AND THE LANGUAGE WON'T MAKE IT A HIGHER PRIORITY. 426 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,875 DID I WIN ANYTHING? 427 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,041 20 SCRATCH-OFFS, AND I DIDN'T GET SQUAT? 428 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,041 WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 429 00:20:06,042 --> 00:20:08,500 WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL TO GET SOME ATTENTION AROUND HERE? 430 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,249 IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION. 431 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,749 I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS. 432 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,332 I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, THANKS. 433 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,916 THANK GOD. 434 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,916 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, ROXY. IT WAS A YELLOW BIKE... 435 00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:21,083 I CAN READ. 436 00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:23,624 AND IT HAD A BELL, AND A MISSING TIRE. 437 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,999 GEORGE, I WILL TREAT THIS 438 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,375 WITH THE RESPECT IT DESERVES. 439 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:28,833 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 440 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,707 LOOK, I'M HAPPY TO FILE A REPORT, I'M HAPPY TO FOLLOW UP, 441 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,068 BUT DON'T EXPECT ANYONE AROUND HERE 442 00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:34,666 TO LOOK OUT FOR YOUR BIKE. 443 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,207 SOMEBODY BROKE THE LAW. 444 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,040 SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY. 445 00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,625 YOU'RE ON THE BOOKS, GEORGE. 446 00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,374 [GEORGE]: I'M ON THE BOOKS, 447 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,000 BUT THE BOOKS DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT. 448 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,457 IN THE END, 449 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,124 THE LESSON THE SYSTEM TEACHES YOU 450 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,083 IS PRETTY SIMPLE... 451 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,166 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 452 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,457 WHAT THE HELL? 453 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,124 IS IT SATURDAY? 454 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,290 [WOMAN]: NO, ALL-STAFF MEETING. 455 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,666 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT THERE? 456 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,917 PHONES. 457 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,457 "T.H.E.F.T." 458 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:40,083 "THIEVES HARM EVERYONE'S FUN TIMES." 459 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,542 LET'S BREAK IT DOWN, PEOPLE. 460 00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,375 WHAT DO I MEAN WHEN I SAY HARM? 461 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,290 HARM WHO? YOU? 462 00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,959 OR THE CUTIE IN THE NEXT CUBICLE? 463 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,290 THE C.E.O., THE PRESIDENT, 464 00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:55,583 EVERYONE DOWN THE CHAIN... 465 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,041 SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE. 466 00:21:58,042 --> 00:21:59,624 AND EVERYONE IN HERE IS A THIEF 467 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,250 UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE... INCLUDING YOU. 468 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:05,083 FREAK. OH, DID I MISS A JOKE? 469 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,040 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 470 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:14,125 STEALING COMPANY PROPERTY IS NO JOKE. 471 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,624 PEOPLE THINK, "OH, THE COMPANY 472 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,999 IS SUCKING AWAY MY LIFE. I'LL JUST TAKE SOMETHING BACK." 473 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,040 WHO IS THIS GUY? 474 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:22,124 SECURITY EXPERT, BECAUSE OF ALL THE SUPPLY THEFT. 475 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:23,707 I DIDN'T GIVE YOU A PROMOTION 476 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,083 SO YOU'D SHOW UP AN HOUR LATE. 477 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:26,964 I WAS TRYING TO FIND MY BIKE SO I COULD GET HERE. 478 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:29,582 YOU. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 479 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,166 [GEORGE]: MILLIE. 480 00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,582 YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE HERE, MILLIE? 481 00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:33,749 [GEORGE]: NOT SO MUCH. 482 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,124 TELL HIM YOU'RE HAPPY. I'M REALLY HAPPY. 483 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,125 GOOD. 484 00:22:37,126 --> 00:22:39,749 GOOD, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE DO 485 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:40,990 WHEN THEY'RE UNHAPPY, DON'T YOU? 486 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,582 THEY... GET A CAT? 487 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,666 NOT YOU. [MAN]: WRONG. 488 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,457 THEY TAKE STAPLES... 489 00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:48,917 OR ROLLER-BALL PENS... 490 00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:51,125 OR POST-ITS. 491 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:55,458 PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE THEIR LIVES TRY TO GET EVEN, 492 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,416 AND THAT MAKES HAPPY TIME 493 00:22:58,417 --> 00:23:00,083 AN UNHAPPY PLACE. 494 00:23:00,084 --> 00:23:02,004 [GEORGE]: NO MATTER HOW I TRIED TO PLAY THE GAME, 495 00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:04,082 IT WASN'T COMING OUT IN MY FAVOR. 496 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:08,083 DIE, BECOME REAPER, SEE FAMILY SELL HOUSE, 497 00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:11,083 SEE BIKE GET STOLEN, DO NOT PASS "GO". 498 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,167 "R.I.P.O.F" 499 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:17,333 "REPORT... 500 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,250 "IDENTIFY... 501 00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:21,291 "PROVE... 502 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,041 "OSTRACIZE... 503 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,416 FIRE." 504 00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:27,040 "RIP OF?" 505 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,624 YOU GOT A PROBLEM THERE, MILLIE? 506 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,124 YOU MISSPELLED "RIP-OFF". 507 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:31,917 DROPPED AN "F." OH, I SEE. 508 00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:35,207 WE HAVE OURSELVES A SMART-ASS. 509 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,166 DON'T YOU MEAN, "SMART AS"? 510 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,333 [DELORES]: SHH, MILLIE. 511 00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:44,209 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING THERE, MILLIE. 512 00:23:45,209 --> 00:23:46,374 I CAN'T SING. 513 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,582 I CAN'T TAP-DANCE. 514 00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:49,582 I CAN'T TWIRL A RIFLE. 515 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,250 I HAVE ONE TALENT, MILLIE. 516 00:23:52,084 --> 00:23:54,083 I FIRE TROUBLEMAKERS. 517 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:58,208 I FIND TROUBLEMAKERS, AND I FIRE THEM. 518 00:23:58,209 --> 00:24:00,791 THAT'S MY TALENT, MILLIE. WHAT'S YOURS? 519 00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:02,232 [GEORGE]: YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT. 520 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,250 WATCH THIS ONE. I DON'T LIKE HER. 521 00:24:07,417 --> 00:24:10,332 R-I-P-O-F. 522 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,958 FIGURE IT OUT, 523 00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:15,125 LEST YOU CATCH THE BULL BY THE HORNS. 524 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,125 UH, WELL, UM, THERE'S, UM, MUFFINS. 525 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,500 [MASON]: DO YOU FEEL LUCKY TODAY? 526 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:36,208 WHERE IS THE PEA? 527 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:37,833 FIND THE PEA. 528 00:24:37,834 --> 00:24:39,167 [MAN]: THE PEA IS UNDER... 529 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,750 THIS SHELL. 530 00:24:49,542 --> 00:24:51,959 JUST TAKE THE MONEY. TAKE THE MONEY. 531 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,667 GO AWAY. 532 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:01,165 HOW'S THAT REVENUE STREAM RUNNING? 533 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,208 IT'S GOING REALLY WELL, ACTUALLY, REALLY WELL. 534 00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:05,249 I'VE ACTUALLY SAVED YOU SOMETHING FROM THE EARNINGS. 535 00:25:05,273 --> 00:25:06,457 UH, HANG ON, WHERE IS IT? 536 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:07,858 HANG ON, LET ME FIND IT. IT'S THERE. 537 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,209 [JOY]: NEW CAR? OH... 538 00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:28,625 UM, YEAH, IT'S, UM, IT'S A LEASE. 539 00:25:29,417 --> 00:25:30,917 IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL CHICK-MAGNET. 540 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:37,874 [CLANCY]: WHERE'S REGGIE? 541 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,082 SHE'S AT SCHOOL. 542 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,791 YOU KNOW, THE PLACE THEY KEEP 543 00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:42,416 THE NON-VOTERS FOR EIGHT HOURS A DAY, 544 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,374 KEEP THEM OUT OF TROUBLE. YEAH, I... I... 545 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:46,040 I KNEW THAT. I WAS JUST NERVOUS 546 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:47,583 ABOUT COMING OVER HERE. 547 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,125 SO... 548 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,542 WHERE DO WE START? 549 00:25:53,959 --> 00:25:55,084 1983. 550 00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,125 THAT WAS A JOKE. 551 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,042 HA. 552 00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:05,666 OH, I REMEMBER THIS. 553 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,999 I STOLE THIS FROM THAT HOTEL ON MAUI. 554 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,666 WE WERE BOTH SMOKING ON THAT TRIP. 555 00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,167 [JOY]: AND DRINKING. 556 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,375 THAT WAS A GOOD VACATION. 557 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:16,708 THE BEST. 558 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:21,042 WELL, SINCE I STOLE IT, I GUESS IT'S MINE. 559 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:37,416 [GEORGE]: THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE THIEF. 560 00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:39,833 I'M THE CAT-BURGLAR. 561 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:42,082 DON'T YOU EYEBALL ME. 562 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:45,041 OH, YEAH, LIKE ANYONE WANTS YOUR FAKE PRADA TOTE. 563 00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:02,374 OKAY, DEATH WAITS FOR NO MAN. 564 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:04,209 GOT TO GO, GOT TO GO. 565 00:27:09,084 --> 00:27:10,207 [DELORES]: MILLIE! 566 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:11,374 YOU WERE AN HOUR LATE, 567 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,040 AND YOU'RE GOING SOMEWHERE ALREADY? 568 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:15,624 [GEORGE]: GOD, I'VE WORKED THIS 12-STEP EXCUSE 569 00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:16,999 INTO THE GROUND. 570 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,834 SOMETHING ELSE, PLEASE. 571 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:21,290 DELORES, 572 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,666 I DIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO, AND BECAME A GRIM REAPER... 573 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:25,124 AND SOMEONE AT THE WOODSIDE MALL 574 00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:27,082 IS GOING TO DIE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES, 575 00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:28,332 PROBABLY VIOLENTLY, 576 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:30,417 AND I HAVE TO GO TAKE THEIR SOUL BEFORE THEY BITE IT. 577 00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:36,416 WELL, THAT'S DEATH FOR YOU. 578 00:27:36,417 --> 00:27:38,041 I APPRECIATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING. 579 00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:45,208 THAT SECURITY GUY REALLY UPSET ME. 580 00:27:45,209 --> 00:27:48,082 THAT WHOLE "BULL WITH THE HORN" THING, 581 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,290 WHATEVER THAT WAS, I HAVE NO IDEA, 582 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:52,249 BUT I'M ON THE EDGE HERE, DELORES, 583 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,707 AND I NEED TO GO TO A MEETING. 584 00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:55,166 SAY NO MORE. 585 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:56,332 "GRANT ME THE SERENITY"... 586 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:57,791 OKAY, THANK YOU. LATER. 587 00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,999 [GEORGE]: "I'M GOING TO A MEETING." 588 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,166 I'D BORE MYSELF TO DEATH IF I WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD. 589 00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:09,165 I'M TELLING YOU, THE KITCHEN GUILLOTINE 590 00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:11,124 IS THE LAST SLICER YOU'LL EVER BUY. 591 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:13,582 YOU LIKE PEPPERS? IT SLICES PEPPERS. 592 00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:14,833 LOOK AT THAT, EASY AS PIE. 593 00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:16,554 JUST RIGHT THROUGH THE PEPPER, LIKE NOTHING. 594 00:28:19,042 --> 00:28:20,833 POP THAT ON THERE, 595 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,165 THROW SOME MEAT ON THIS BABY, 596 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,083 AND YOU'RE DOING WHAT I LIKE TO CALL 597 00:28:24,084 --> 00:28:26,084 THE "BOSCACCI HIBACHI TANGO." 598 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,083 I'M XAVIER BOSCACCI, 599 00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:31,333 AND THAT'S FUN IN THE KITCHEN! 600 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,875 COME ON, PEOPLE. AND THAT'S... 601 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:37,542 FUN IN THE KITCHEN. 602 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,708 RIGHT... 603 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,834 FUCKIN' MALL GIGS. 604 00:28:43,209 --> 00:28:45,165 OKAY, I NEED A VOLUNTEER. 605 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:47,999 HOW ABOUT YOU, YOUNG LADY? NO. 606 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,840 COME ON, LET'S GIVE HER A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT. 607 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,458 EXCUSE ME. 608 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:01,999 LOOK, KID, I GOT TO MOVE FOUR OF THESE 609 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,749 BY THE END OF THE HOUR, OR I'M A DEAD MAN. 610 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:05,167 ALL RIGHT? JUST READ THE SCRIPT. 611 00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:14,792 DO YOU LIKE FRESH FRUIT JUICE? 612 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,707 I LOVE FRESH FRUIT JUICE. 613 00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:20,124 WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS... 614 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,625 DO YOU LIKE THE RIND? 615 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:25,250 I THROW THE RIND AWAY. 616 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,458 YOU THROW THE RIND AWAY? 617 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,124 MY FRIEND, 618 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,042 IF YOU'RE NOT TRYING THE RIND, 619 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:33,749 YOU'RE NOT LIVING. 620 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,470 [GEORGE]: NEITHER ARE YOU, IN THREE MINUTES. 621 00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,084 OH, WATCH IT, PAL. 622 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:40,707 UH... 623 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:42,875 ISN'T FRESH FRUIT JUICE EXPENSIVE? 624 00:29:43,834 --> 00:29:44,999 MY FRIEND, 625 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,749 NOT ONLY IS THE KITCHEN GUILLOTINE 626 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:48,083 EASY TO USE, 627 00:29:48,084 --> 00:29:49,458 AN... AND... 628 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:51,417 EASY TO CLEAN, 629 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:55,125 IT'S ONLY $19.99. 630 00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:01,124 AND YOU, TOO, 631 00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:03,250 CAN HAVE FRESH MIMOSAS FOREVER. 632 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,416 [CROWD]: OH! 633 00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:11,499 [GEORGE]: AND THAT'S FUN IN THE KITCHEN. 634 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,499 YOU GOT SOME JUICE ON YOUR COAT. 635 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,250 ACTUALLY, THAT'S YOU. 636 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:19,167 OH. YOU GOT GUILLOTINED. 637 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:22,332 I KNEW THAT BLADE WASN'T SAFE. 638 00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,416 WE WERE JUST TRYING TO CUT COSTS, YOU KNOW. 639 00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:26,249 AND THE WORLD GETS EVEN... 640 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,333 AND MAYBE EVEN THROWS YOU A BONE. 641 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:37,375 SO, IS THE RIND REALLY GOOD FOR YOU? 642 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,417 I HAVE NO IDEA. 643 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:44,417 THAT IS NOT TRUE, JOY. 644 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:46,290 [JOY]: I'M SURE OF IT. 645 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:49,166 I BOUGHT THAT TABLE WHEN YOU WERE IN GRAD SCHOOL. 646 00:30:49,167 --> 00:30:50,527 [CLANCY]: YOU KNOW, OKAY, WHATEVER. 647 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,249 TAKE IT. 648 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,457 DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE GIVING ME 649 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:55,378 SOMETHING OUT OF CHARITY. THAT WAS THE AGREEMENT. 650 00:30:55,402 --> 00:30:56,165 I BROUGHT IT IN. 651 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,666 OKAY, FINE. 652 00:30:57,667 --> 00:30:59,667 YOU KNOW WHAT I BROUGHT IN? YOUR NECKLACE. 653 00:31:00,834 --> 00:31:01,959 MY... 654 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,332 YOUR MOTHER GAVE THIS TO ME. MY MOTHER. 655 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:07,173 I'D THINK THAT FALLS SQUARELY INTO THE CATEGORY 656 00:31:07,197 --> 00:31:08,958 OF THINGS I BROUGHT INTO THE MARRIAGE. 657 00:31:08,959 --> 00:31:10,541 SHE'S MY MOTHER. 658 00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:12,102 YOU SHOULD GIVE THE NECKLACE BACK TO ME. 659 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:14,457 DON'T YOU GET IT? 660 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,042 I WANTED TO GIVE THIS TO... 661 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:19,999 I WANT TO GIVE THIS TO OUR DAUGHTER. 662 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,208 [CLANCY]: WELL, I CAN GIVE IT TO HER JUST AS EASILY. 663 00:31:22,959 --> 00:31:24,084 YOU WANT IT, CLANCY? 664 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,208 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RIP IT OFF MY NECK. 665 00:31:27,209 --> 00:31:28,333 [DOOR SLAMS] [J.D. BARKS] 666 00:31:30,084 --> 00:31:31,374 HI, SWEETIE. 667 00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:32,542 HEY, REG. 668 00:31:36,959 --> 00:31:38,333 [JOY]: HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY, HONEY? 669 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:46,291 DID I DO ONE OF THESE? [CLANCY]: YEAH, YOU DID. 670 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,208 RIGHT, JOY? 671 00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:50,833 WELL, WHERE IS IT? 672 00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:51,994 [JOY]: I DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE. 673 00:31:52,018 --> 00:31:54,143 IT MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN LOST SOMEWHERE. 674 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,499 I NEED A RIDE TO MY DRUM LESSON... 675 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,959 [CLANCY]: OH, I'LL TAKE YOU. 676 00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,250 MOM. 677 00:32:10,834 --> 00:32:12,207 LISTEN, DO YOU MIND IF I STAY 678 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:13,749 AND GO THROUGH SOME THINGS? 679 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:14,917 I REALLY DO. 680 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,040 [DOOR CLOSES] 681 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:23,499 [GEORGE]: RUBE SAYS THE WORLD WANTS BALANCE. 682 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,792 I SAY I'M READY TO HELP THE WORLD GET IT. 683 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,332 [REMOTE BEEPS] 684 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:29,749 WHY SHOULDN'T I GET MINE? 685 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,000 EVEN IF I DIDN'T EXACTLY PAY FOR IT. 686 00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:33,625 [BEEP] 687 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,417 WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? 688 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,916 YOU'RE NOT THIS LUCKY. 689 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:41,209 [BEEP] [HONKS] 690 00:32:42,125 --> 00:32:43,624 THAT'S COOL. 691 00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,625 [BEEP] 692 00:32:45,792 --> 00:32:47,833 WHY SHOULD I PLAY BY THE RULES? 693 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:49,959 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE WAS KEEPING SCORE... 694 00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:52,208 [TIRES SQUEALING] 695 00:32:56,834 --> 00:32:58,332 AND MORE IMPORTANT, 696 00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,125 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE WAS WATCHING. 697 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:20,084 [BELL JINGLES] 698 00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,333 HI THERE. 699 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,333 JUST BROWSING. 700 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:35,499 I'VE GOT JESUS CHRIST, CRYSTAL, 701 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,083 TWIN TOWERS, THERE. 702 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:38,499 HMM. 703 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,499 TELL ME ABOUT THE CROSSES. 704 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,208 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 705 00:33:42,209 --> 00:33:43,208 ARE YOU A COLLECTOR? 706 00:33:43,209 --> 00:33:44,874 NO, THEY JUST SORT OF, UH, 707 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,999 HAVE A HABIT OF TURNING UP. 708 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,280 YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING PRETTY? 709 00:34:01,167 --> 00:34:02,291 [STRUGGLING] 710 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:07,875 [GRUNTING] 711 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:14,541 SEE? 712 00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:16,041 NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY PRETTY. 713 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:19,834 THE CROSSES, 714 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:21,708 HOW MUCH ARE THEY WORTH? 715 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,208 DEPENDS. ON? 716 00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:26,707 KARAT, AGE, DESIGN. 717 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:28,124 YOU BUYING? 718 00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,666 NO, JUST INFORMATION GATHERING FOR NOW, 719 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,458 BUT I REALLY DO FANCY THEM. 720 00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,291 THAT'S A NICE PIECE YOU'VE GOT ON. 721 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:36,042 IS IT? 722 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:37,916 MAY I? 723 00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:38,959 YEAH. 724 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:50,666 EDWARDIAN... 725 00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:52,041 PROBABLY TURN OF THE CENTURY. 726 00:34:54,917 --> 00:34:56,397 I'LL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR IT. 727 00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:58,290 REALLY? SURE. 728 00:34:58,291 --> 00:34:59,624 I GET GOOD TURNOVER ON THESE 729 00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:01,041 HEIRLOOM ESTATE PIECES. 730 00:35:01,042 --> 00:35:02,167 I DON'T THINK SO. 731 00:35:02,917 --> 00:35:04,416 ARE YOU CATHOLIC? 732 00:35:04,417 --> 00:35:05,499 A LITTLE BIT. 733 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,833 SO ARE YOU RUSTY? 734 00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,194 YEAH, I'M A LITTLE OUT OF PRACTICE, 735 00:35:08,218 --> 00:35:09,938 BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 736 00:35:11,417 --> 00:35:12,958 NOT EVEN A CHUCKLE? 737 00:35:12,959 --> 00:35:14,958 IS RUSTY YOUR REAL NAME? 738 00:35:14,959 --> 00:35:17,624 NO. I HAD RED HAIR WHEN I WAS A KID. 739 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,333 MY REAL NAME'S JOHN. JOHN WHAT? 740 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:22,290 JOHN McCOLLUM. 741 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:24,624 $1,200, BUT THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER. 742 00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:26,083 NO, THANK YOU. 743 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:28,042 I THINK I CAN GET A BETTER DEAL SOMEWHERE ELSE. 744 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:39,792 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL THINGS, RUSTY. 745 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:42,124 RUSTY AND BEAUTIFUL. 746 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,375 "RUSTY AND BEAUTIFUL." 747 00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,583 OH! [CRASHING] 748 00:36:02,084 --> 00:36:03,084 TAKE THE MIRROR. 749 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:05,083 REALLY? 750 00:36:05,084 --> 00:36:07,290 FROM ONE CATHOLIC TO ANOTHER. 751 00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,124 YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY HAVE PLENTY OF MIRRORS, 752 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,959 BUT I WOULD LOVE ANOTHER CROSS. 753 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,375 HELP YOURSELF. 754 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,457 YOU'RE A SWEET MAN, RUSTY. 755 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:21,375 I'M SURE THERE'S A NICE DEAL WAITING OUT THERE FOR YOU. 756 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,833 [MASON]: YOU DON'T EAT THE RIND? 757 00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:35,625 THE RIND'S THE BEST PART, DARLING. LOOK. 758 00:36:44,084 --> 00:36:46,082 THAT'S FUN IN THE KITCHEN. 759 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:48,208 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SEE, YOU... 760 00:36:48,209 --> 00:36:49,208 YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BEGINNING 761 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:51,083 TO CREEP ME OUT, SO PISS OFF. 762 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,707 GO ON, I MEAN IT. PISS OFF. SHOO. 763 00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:54,000 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 764 00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:56,624 ANYWAY, YOU LOVELY PEOPLE, 765 00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:58,124 COME AND GET YOUR KITCHEN GUILLOTINE. 766 00:36:58,125 --> 00:37:00,041 IT SLICES, IT DICES, 767 00:37:00,042 --> 00:37:02,208 IT'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF IF YOU WANT IT TO. 768 00:37:02,209 --> 00:37:03,582 ONLY 10 BUCKS A POP. 769 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:05,083 LOVELY, THANK YOU. 770 00:37:05,084 --> 00:37:06,958 BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK. BLOODY HELL, I'M GOOD AT THIS. 771 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:07,999 [MAN]: ME, TOO. LOVELY. 772 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,375 YOUR KITCHEN GUILLOTINE, SIR. 773 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,874 [GEORGE]: A DAY OF FIRSTS. 774 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,916 FIRST TIME YOU'VE PULLED INTO THIS DRIVEWAY 775 00:37:18,917 --> 00:37:20,416 SINCE YOU DIED, 776 00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:23,332 FIRST TIME YOU WALK IN WITHOUT BREAKING IN, 777 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:25,749 AND MAYBE THE LAST TIME YOU SEE THE PLACE. 778 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,791 [WOMAN]: HI. YOU MUST BE MILLIE. 779 00:37:27,792 --> 00:37:28,792 HI. 780 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,124 NICE TO MEET YOU. 781 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,749 I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S A REAL COUP 782 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,124 WHEN A HOUSE ON THIS BLOCK COMES UP FOR SALE. 783 00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:36,000 MOST PEOPLE KEEP THESE GEMS 784 00:37:36,001 --> 00:37:37,332 IN THE FAMILY FOR YEARS. 785 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,916 IT'S A VERY SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY. 786 00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:41,082 AND YOU'RE SURE THE FAMILY WON'T BE HERE, RIGHT? 787 00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:43,207 OH, NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 788 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:45,083 NO, I THINK IT'S KIND OF, UM, 789 00:37:45,084 --> 00:37:46,624 I DON'T KNOW, CREEPY 790 00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:48,166 HAVING THE FAMILY HOVERING AROUND 791 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:49,999 WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEIR THINGS. 792 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,624 CREEPY MIGHT BE TOO STRONG A WORD. 793 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,624 NO, IT'S GOOD. 794 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:55,624 SO, YOU ARE, UH, SINGLE? 795 00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:57,124 ENGAGED. 796 00:37:57,125 --> 00:37:58,541 TO A BANKER. HE'S AT THE BANK 797 00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:00,791 MAKING SERIOUS BANK. 798 00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:02,416 SO THEN FINANCING... 799 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:04,042 IS THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS. 800 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,083 WELL, I THINK IT'S NICE 801 00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,404 THAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE INTERESTED 802 00:38:07,428 --> 00:38:09,416 IN A FAMILY HOME LIKE THIS. 803 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:11,083 PREPARING FOR THE FUTURE... 804 00:38:11,084 --> 00:38:12,999 [GEORGE]: WHAT I WAS REALLY DOING, OF COURSE, 805 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,375 WAS FACING MY PAST. 806 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:19,166 NOW, WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT THE DESIGN 807 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:21,291 OF THE INTERIOR OF THIS HOME IS THE FLOW. 808 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:25,917 WHY ARE THEY MOVING? 809 00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:27,708 EXCUSE ME? 810 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,249 WHERE IS THE FAMILY GOING? 811 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:32,207 OH, I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT. 812 00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:35,208 WELL, WHY ARE THEY LEAVING? 813 00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:37,209 OH, WELL, THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH THE HOUSE ITSELF. 814 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:39,374 I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT. 815 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:42,083 NO, NO, THIS PLACE HAS BEEN PERFECTLY MAINTAINED. 816 00:38:42,084 --> 00:38:43,125 THE MOTHER IS... 817 00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:48,041 WELL, SHE'S VERY PARTICULAR. MM. 818 00:38:51,209 --> 00:38:52,499 IT JUST DOESN'T... 819 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,500 MAKE ANY SENSE. [WOMAN]: NO. 820 00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:59,833 I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS, BUT... THEY LOST A CHILD. 821 00:38:59,834 --> 00:39:02,249 OH, IT WAS VERY SAD. TERRIBLE ACCIDENT. 822 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:03,958 NOT IN THE HOME, OF COURSE, 823 00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:05,874 BUT I THINK THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF IT. 824 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,209 THE BEGINNING OF WHAT? 825 00:39:07,792 --> 00:39:09,207 THE END OF THE MARRIAGE. 826 00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:10,499 IT'S VERY COMMON. 827 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,833 MOST MARRIAGES CAN'T SURVIVE 828 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:13,332 THE DEATH OF A CHILD. 829 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:15,000 I DO LOVE THOSE DOORS, THOUGH. 830 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,332 [GEORGE]: AND JUST AS I DID AS A CHILD, 831 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:23,040 WHEN FACED WITH SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR... 832 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:25,958 I HEADED STRAIGHT FOR MY ROOM. 833 00:39:25,959 --> 00:39:27,919 [WOMAN]: CAN I SHOW YOU ONE OF THE BEDROOMS, THEN? 834 00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:30,833 OH, UM, THAT'S A TRICKY HANDLE. 835 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:32,624 YOU MIGHT WANT TO... 836 00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:33,708 LIFT IT A BIT. 837 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,165 IT'S THE ONLY REAL FLAW 838 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:37,958 IN AN OTHERWISE MINT-CONDITION HOUSE, 839 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,416 I CAN ASSURE YOU. 840 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:41,917 I THINK I'D JUST LIKE TO GET A FEEL FOR IT UP HERE... 841 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:43,750 BY MYSELF. 842 00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:46,792 OH, SURE. I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS. 843 00:39:49,042 --> 00:39:51,958 [GEORGE]: BUT IT WASN'T EVEN MY ROOM ANYMORE. 844 00:39:51,959 --> 00:39:54,374 MY PARENTS WERE GETTING A DIVORCE, 845 00:39:54,375 --> 00:39:56,542 AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BED TO CRY ON. 846 00:39:58,291 --> 00:40:00,165 WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE DEATH OF SOMETHING 847 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:02,792 THAT MAKES PEOPLE JUST WANT TO PUT IT IN A BOX? 848 00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:09,792 AND FINALLY, THERE I WAS... 849 00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:19,000 BUT THERE WAS NO PLACE FOR ME. 850 00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:22,084 I JUST DIDN'T FIT. 851 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,041 DID MILLIE EVER COME BACK? 852 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:33,083 I WANTED HER TO DO THIS TONIGHT. 853 00:40:33,084 --> 00:40:35,044 [WOMAN]: JUST DON'T SING "WE ARE THE WORLD" AGAIN. 854 00:40:35,068 --> 00:40:36,874 POUR ONE APPLE MARTINI IN YOU, 855 00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:38,749 AND IT'S 1983. 856 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,124 DELORES, DO YOU WANT TO COME 857 00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:41,874 TO THE KARAOKE HAPPY HOUR WITH US? 858 00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:44,207 OH, I CAN'T. I'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES. 859 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,374 OH, COME ON, DELORES. 860 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,583 EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE THERE. 861 00:40:58,417 --> 00:41:00,042 WELL, BACK TO THE SALT MINES. 862 00:41:10,959 --> 00:41:12,542 [GEORGE]: ROCK-STAR PARKING. 863 00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:14,375 LUCKY ME. 864 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,875 [♪♪] 865 00:41:33,917 --> 00:41:35,874 [RUBE]: WHAT'S THAT? A MUSTANG. 866 00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:38,000 TEMPS MUST BE DOING REALLY WELL IN THIS NEW ECONOMY. 867 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:42,000 DID YOU STEAL IT? NOT EXACTLY. 868 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,167 DID YOU BUY IT? 869 00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:46,582 HMM, NOT EXACTLY. 870 00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:47,823 WELL, HOW'D YOU GET IT, EXACTLY? 871 00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:50,624 I THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET IT. 872 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,125 THAT WHOLE BALANCE THING. 873 00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:58,208 I HAD A REALLY BAD DAY, RUBE. 874 00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:04,542 I THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET IT. 875 00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:08,249 OKAY. 876 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,959 SEEN THIS KID TODAY, THIS MORNING, 877 00:42:10,542 --> 00:42:13,000 LOUIS PICK, 19 YEARS OLD. 878 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,749 HE STOLE $17, WAS KILLED RUNNING AWAY. 879 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:18,082 HE'S NOT A BAD GUY. 880 00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:20,916 NEVER STOLE ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE. HE WAS JUST HUNGRY. 881 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:24,041 HE WAS 19, YOU WERE 18. 882 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,624 WHAT ELSE DID IT SAY ABOUT ME, ON THE LIST, 883 00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:28,375 BEFORE YOU WROTE MY NAME ON THE POST-IT? 884 00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:33,542 IT SAID THAT YOU DID NOT HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. 885 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:38,041 AND YOU DIDN'T GET THAT CAR 886 00:42:38,042 --> 00:42:39,242 'CAUSE SOMEONE STOLE YOUR BIKE. 887 00:42:41,917 --> 00:42:43,125 WHAT HAPPENED TODAY? 888 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,583 MY PARENTS ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. 889 00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:48,708 LOOKING TO BLAME SOMEONE FOR THAT? 890 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:50,792 I DON'T KNOW. 891 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:53,375 SWEETHEART? 892 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,125 MY EXPERIENCE, 893 00:42:56,542 --> 00:42:58,302 THE DEATH OF A CHILD DOESN'T KILL A MARRIAGE. 894 00:42:59,959 --> 00:43:02,749 SOMETIMES IT GIVES IT AN OVERDUE BURIAL, 895 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,500 BUT YOU CAN BLAME YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO. 896 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,125 THAT, YOUNG LADY, WOULD BE UNFAIR. 897 00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:13,167 SEE YOU TOMORROW? 898 00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:21,958 DO ME A FAVOR? 899 00:43:21,959 --> 00:43:23,792 BRING MY FRIEND A BOWL OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. 900 00:43:43,959 --> 00:43:45,416 [GEORGE]: TONIGHT, SOMEWHERE ELSE, 901 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:46,707 MAYBE THERE'S A DIFFERENT GIRL 902 00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:48,083 WHO'S DODGING A BULLET, 903 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:49,165 OR STEPPING OUT OF THE PATH 904 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,374 OF A SPEEDING TRAIN, 905 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,124 A GIRL WHO'S LUCKY. 906 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,291 I DON'T KNOW... 907 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,374 I FIGURED THAT SINCE I HIT A PRETTY HARSH 908 00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:02,916 STRETCH OF BAD LUCK WHEN I WAS 18, 909 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:04,165 YOU KNOW, THAT WHOLE 910 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,290 "TOILET SEAT FALLING FROM THE SKY 911 00:44:06,291 --> 00:44:08,791 AND INCINERATING ME" KIND OF BAD LUCK, 912 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:11,166 I FIGURED IT WOULD BE REASONABLE 913 00:44:11,167 --> 00:44:13,333 TO EXPECT A CHANGE OF FORTUNE ON THE OTHER SIDE. 914 00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:26,458 WHY SHOULDN'T I GET THE BOOKS TO BALANCE? 915 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,000 WHY SHOULDN'T I MAKE THINGS ADD UP? 916 00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:44,084 I'M TIRED OF PLAYING BY THE RULES. 917 00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:46,791 I WANT TO BE BAD. 918 00:44:46,792 --> 00:44:47,959 I WANT TO HAVE FUN. 919 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:52,082 I WANT TO KEEP STEALING BACK PIECES 920 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:54,166 FROM WHERE MY LIFE USED TO BE. 921 00:44:56,792 --> 00:44:58,291 I'M JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE... 922 00:45:00,042 --> 00:45:01,834 AND I'M READY TO EVEN THE SCORE.