1 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:13,208 [GEORGE]: DEEP DOWN, 2 00:01:13,209 --> 00:01:16,082 WE ALL WANT TO KNOW IF WE'RE LOVED. 3 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:19,541 IT'S THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION, 4 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:22,625 BUT WHEN I WAS A KID, THE QUESTION WAS EVEN MORE BASIC. 5 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,500 DOES ANYONE EVEN LIKE ME? 6 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:30,083 I'M SURE THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THEORIES 7 00:01:30,084 --> 00:01:33,667 ON HOW TO HELP GIRLS GET OVER THEIR INSECURITIES AND SELF DOUBTS, 8 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:37,374 BUT IT TAKES A PRETTY TWISTED MIND 9 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:39,707 TO THINK THAT "SWIM DAY" IS THE ANSWER. 10 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:40,999 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 11 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,249 THANKS A LOT, MOM. 12 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,792 COME ON. 13 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:45,916 HEY. 14 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:48,583 WHY DON'T YOU GO SAY HI TO YOUR FRIENDS, SWEETIE? 15 00:01:49,417 --> 00:01:50,624 LOOK, GEORGIA, 16 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,374 IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU TO MAKE A FRIEND. 17 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:54,332 IT MIGHT. 18 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:56,290 FINE. THEN LET'S GO HOME. 19 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:57,959 I'M NOT WEARING THE FLOATIES. 20 00:01:58,625 --> 00:02:01,124 BUT YOU'RE A REALLY BAD... 21 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:04,040 YOU'RE NOT A STRONG SWIMMER, GEORGE. 22 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,667 I'D RATHER DROWN. 23 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,165 [GEORGE]: WHEN I WAS 10, 24 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:18,209 I LEARNED ONE OF LIFE'S MOST VALUABLE LESSONS. 25 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:23,749 NO MATTER HOW UNCOOL YOU THINK YOU ARE, 26 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,916 THERE'S SOMEONE EVEN LESS COOL 27 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:27,707 JUST A POOL'S LENGTH AWAY... 28 00:02:27,708 --> 00:02:29,290 HI, GEORGE. 29 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:32,375 [GEORGE]: AND THAT SOMEONE WAS BETH ANNE MILLER. 30 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:34,458 [GIGGLING] 31 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,750 OH, SHIT. 32 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:42,291 RECENTLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT CROSSING OVER, 33 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:45,458 BUT WHEN YOU'RE ALIVE, 34 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,625 CROSSING OVER IS EVEN HARDER. 35 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:56,750 MUCH HARDER. 36 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:00,208 SO... 37 00:03:02,193 --> 00:03:03,833 DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING THIS AFTERNOON? 38 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,458 WHAT FOR? A NEW SWEATER. 39 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,582 YEAH, THAT ONE'S PRETTY TRAGIC. 40 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:11,124 I MEANT FOR YOU, REGGIE. 41 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,083 I HAVE HOMEWORK. 42 00:03:12,084 --> 00:03:13,541 YOU KNOW, OTHER GIRLS YOUR AGE 43 00:03:13,542 --> 00:03:15,125 LIKE TO GO TO THE MALL. 44 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:16,749 IT'S COOL. 45 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:19,375 STEALING LIP GLOSS AND SMOKING BEHIND THE FOOD COURT'S COOL? 46 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:21,666 FINE, REGGIE. 47 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,457 STAY HERE AND WORK ON THAT ATTITUDE. 48 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:24,999 IT'S PRETTY. 49 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,042 I'LL CALL THE SITTER. 50 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,209 NO. 51 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:31,458 I'LL GO. 52 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:35,500 WHAT IS SO TRAGIC ABOUT THIS SWEATER? 53 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,125 GO. 54 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:42,625 [SPLASHING] 55 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,082 THIS IS THE CRUCIAL STEP. 56 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,667 THE UNSUSPECTING PATRON PERUSES HIS MENU 57 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:03,042 AND SELECTS THE OPTIONS. 58 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:06,208 KIFFANY SWINGS BY. 59 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:07,791 SHE PRETENDS NOT TO NOTICE HIM, 60 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:10,834 THEREBY MAKING HIM FEEL DESPERATELY FOOLISH. 61 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:12,999 CASTRATED. 62 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,374 LIMP AND WORTHLESS. 63 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,417 A RIGHT TURD. 64 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,208 NOW SHE OWNS HIM. 65 00:04:18,209 --> 00:04:19,291 HE'S UNDER HER POWER. 66 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:22,125 OBSERVE. 67 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:27,374 ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL. 68 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,707 IF PEOPLE THINK YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, 69 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:31,083 THEY WANT IT EVEN MORE. 70 00:04:31,084 --> 00:04:32,524 IT'S PATHETIC, REALLY, ISN'T IT? YEAH. 71 00:04:32,548 --> 00:04:33,874 YEAH. 72 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,083 HEY, CAPTAIN ASSHOLE. 73 00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:36,208 YEAH? 74 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,207 THIS VIEW IS RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD BREAKFAST. 75 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,207 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, MEN HAVE DIED FOR THAT VIEW. 76 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:43,040 OKAY, SO THAT WAS TODAY'S LESSON 77 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,707 FROM THE WAFFLE HAUS. 78 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:47,167 WITHHOLD THE LOVE, AND YOU GAIN THE POWER. 79 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:51,499 HEY, GEORGE, 80 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,917 YOU WANT TO COME OUT OF THE POOL? 81 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:54,791 NO. 82 00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:56,000 I LIKE IT HERE. 83 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:59,041 WILL RESURFACE FOR FOOD. 84 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,166 YOU... 85 00:05:06,084 --> 00:05:07,084 YOU... 86 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,624 YOU. POOLS? 87 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:11,999 I HATE POOLS. I HATE WATER. I HATE DROWNING. 88 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,833 I HATE ANYTHING THAT MAKES SOMEBODY BLUE. 89 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,165 WHAT ABOUT SINGING THE BLUES? THAT'S ALWAYS NICE. 90 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:18,582 DROWNING IS A REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE. 91 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,165 ♪ I AM BLUE ♪ 92 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,624 ♪ I'M BLUE BECAUSE OF YOU ♪ 93 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:23,874 YOU GOT THE BLOND-HAIRED, 94 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,707 BLUE-EYED BLUES AGAIN, DAISY? 95 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:26,916 YES. 96 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:28,583 HIT ME, RUBE. NICE TO SEE YOU, ROXY. 97 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,042 WHY DON'T YOU STAY A WHILE? 98 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,667 I WOULD, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 99 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:38,249 NOW, ROXY HERE IS A CLASSIC WITHHOLDER. 100 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,582 SHE INSPIRES FEAR THROUGH RESTRAINT. 101 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,290 I INSPIRE FEAR 102 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:44,040 THROUGH MY NINE MILLIMETER 103 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:45,624 AND MY PENETRATING GAZE. 104 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,249 IS THAT A PEPPER SPRAY 105 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,999 ON YOUR FANCY UTILITY BELT, ROXY? 106 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,582 IT IS, MASON. 107 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:52,666 YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH IT? 108 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:53,708 YES. 109 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,582 YOU ARE SO INTO PAIN. 110 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:57,625 MM-HMM. 111 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,874 [SPUTTERS] 112 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:06,249 ACTUALLY, THAT ISN'T PEPPER. 113 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,499 IT'S CHEMICALS. 114 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,833 YEAH, RIGHT, ROXY. 115 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,208 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 116 00:06:10,209 --> 00:06:11,542 TOXIC CHEMICALS. 117 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:13,500 [MUFFLED SCREAM] 118 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,624 IF YOU WANT TO BEAT HIM SENSELESS, 119 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:26,040 NOBODY'S GOING TO WORRY ABOUT IT, 120 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:27,624 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 121 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:28,958 THAT BETTER NOT BE MY TIP. 122 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,208 NO. 123 00:06:30,209 --> 00:06:32,369 I'LL PUT UP WITH A LOT, BUT I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THAT. 124 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,332 I'M SORRY, KIFFANY. 125 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:35,614 IT'S JUST THAT MY EGGS WEREN'T EXACTLY LOVELY THIS MORNING. 126 00:06:35,638 --> 00:06:37,541 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MACED THEM. 127 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:38,791 THANKS, KIFFANY. 128 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:40,124 SEE, RUBE? 129 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,999 YOU HAVE THE POWER IN THAT RELATIONSHIP. 130 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,125 SHE LOVES YOU. 131 00:06:45,084 --> 00:06:46,124 SHE HATES ME. 132 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,457 I TIP TWO DOLLARS 133 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:49,791 ON A SEVEN-DOLLAR BREAKFAST. 134 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,040 IT'S NOT BRAIN SURGERY. 135 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,416 THIS IS IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. 136 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:55,137 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD, LIKE, GET A MOVE ON. 137 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,749 YOU DO THAT, YOU KNOW. 138 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,208 YOU WITHHOLD THE LOVE. 139 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:03,874 YEAH. 140 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,041 HOW CAN I WITHHOLD THAT WHICH I DO NOT POSSESS? 141 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:11,209 EAT YOUR BREAKFAST. 142 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:13,542 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 143 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,624 [GEORGE]: MOST GIRLS ARE LATE FOR WORK 144 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:21,208 BECAUSE THEY OVERSLEPT OR THEY MISSED THEIR BUS. 145 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,624 MOST GIRLS DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND THEIR MORNINGS 146 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:27,166 WATCHING A GUY TRY TO REPAIR HIS OWN LAWN MOWER. 147 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,625 [MOTOR GRINDING] 148 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:34,457 SUCCESSFULLY, I MIGHT ADD. 149 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:35,624 [MOTOR ROARS] 150 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:36,875 [SCREAMS] 151 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,249 SLURPEE. 152 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,666 THE GREAT THING ABOUT WORK 153 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:45,707 IS NO MATTER HOW FUCKED UP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE IS, 154 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:48,000 YOUR PROFESSIONAL LIFE CAN MAKE IT SEEM NORMAL. 155 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:54,124 HOLY SHIT. SORRY. ARE YOU OKAY? 156 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,083 I THINK I'M GOING TO HURL. 157 00:07:55,084 --> 00:07:56,666 NO, PLEASE, DON'T. 158 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,666 BLOWS TO THE HEAD ALWAYS MAKE ME THROW UP. 159 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,707 HOW MANY BLOWS TO THE HEAD HAVE YOU TAKEN? 160 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:02,250 A LOT. IN HIGH SCHOOL. 161 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,291 OH, GOD. BLOOD. 162 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:07,208 HERE COMES THE McMUFFIN. 163 00:08:07,209 --> 00:08:08,417 IT'S A SLURPEE. 164 00:08:08,917 --> 00:08:10,167 OH. OKAY. 165 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:12,707 I'M BETTER. 166 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:14,124 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 167 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:17,082 WHO ARE YOU? ETHAN. INFORMATION SYSTEMS. 168 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:19,999 COMPUTER GEEKS, FIFTH FLOOR. 169 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,791 YOU'VE ACCESSED MY FILES? 170 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,874 DELORES SAID IT WAS OKAY. 171 00:08:23,875 --> 00:08:26,082 I'VE BEEN BEATEN UP A LOT, AND I'M A BLEEDER, 172 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:27,749 AND THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SLURPEE. 173 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:30,290 IT'S A CHERRY SLURPEE, ETHAN. CHILL THE FUCK OUT. 174 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:32,166 OKAY, FINE. MY BAD. 175 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:33,541 I'M SO SORRY, MILLIE. 176 00:08:33,542 --> 00:08:34,791 I... WHOA. 177 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:36,166 SLURPEE. 178 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,165 I WANTED TO BE HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO ETHAN, 179 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:41,332 BUT ANDY IN PERSONNEL HAS CARPAL TUNNEL IN BOTH HANDS... 180 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,208 CAN'T EVEN PEE BY HIMSELF... 181 00:08:43,209 --> 00:08:44,833 ANYHOO, 182 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:47,541 ETHAN IS ONE OF THE TOP DOGS IN I.S. 183 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:49,874 HE'S HERE TO HELP US WITH THE NAZI ISSUE. 184 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:52,082 WHAT NAZI ISSUE? WHO'S A NAZI? 185 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,374 ACTUALLY, YOU ARE, 186 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,249 BUT SEE, THERE'S A FUNNY REASON BEHIND THAT. 187 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,457 I MEAN, IF YOU FIND THAT SORT OF THING FUNNY. 188 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,374 ETHAN IS A GENIUS. HUMOR HIM. 189 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:01,041 SEE, THERE'S THIS GROUP IN OREGON, 190 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,707 AND SOMEONE PUT A BOT ON YOUR HARD DRIVE, 191 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,028 AND THEY'VE BEEN USING YOUR E-MAIL 192 00:09:04,052 --> 00:09:05,093 TO MAIL OUT THEIR, UM... 193 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,666 LITERATURE. 194 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:07,833 TO WHO? 195 00:09:07,834 --> 00:09:08,999 "TO WHOM," BUT THAT'S COOL. 196 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,124 EVERYBODY MAKES THAT MISTAKE. 197 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,041 ANSWER THE QUESTION. 198 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:13,416 EVERYONE IN THIS OFFICE, 199 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:15,416 AND, LIKE, A MILLION PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 200 00:09:15,417 --> 00:09:17,249 SO EVERYONE THINKS I'M A... 201 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,250 YEP, MAYBE. 202 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,000 PROBABLY. 203 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,707 DEFINITELY. 204 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:24,083 UH... 205 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,374 EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. 206 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,291 COULD I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE? 207 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 [MAN]: WHOO! TAKE IT OFF! 208 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,290 OH, SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT. 209 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:34,000 I AM NOT A NAZI. 210 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:35,874 UH... 211 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,791 THERE WAS A, UH... 212 00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:39,125 UH... WHAT WAS IT? 213 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:40,707 ETHAN! A BOT. 214 00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:42,666 A BOT IN MY COMPUTER, 215 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,708 AND A... 216 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:45,499 SLURPEE. 217 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,500 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 218 00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:50,916 OH, MY GOD. THIS SUCKS. 219 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,874 OH, MILLIE, THIS IS NOTHING. 220 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:55,115 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE TATTOOS I'VE HAD TO HAVE REMOVED. 221 00:09:55,139 --> 00:09:56,332 I'M NOT A NAZI. 222 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,040 YOU KNOW, IN HERE, 223 00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:00,083 I DON'T THINK ANY OF US REALLY IS. 224 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,416 SO, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 225 00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:07,833 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE A NAZI. 226 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:09,084 SHH. 227 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,041 SO, UM... 228 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:12,916 I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN YOUR SEAT. 229 00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:15,582 THAT'S LIKE A HUGE CORPORATE FAUX PAS, 230 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,833 A BREACH OF PROTOCOL OR SOMETHING. 231 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,541 I'M NOT SOMEONE IMPORTANT. 232 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:21,208 TELL THAT TO THE FIFTH FLOOR. 233 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:22,609 THE OTHER GUYS WERE INSANELY JEALOUS 234 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:24,083 I GOT TO WORK ON YOUR COMPUTER. 235 00:10:24,084 --> 00:10:26,416 LISTEN, I HAVE TO SORT THROUGH ALL THESE FILES... 236 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,332 EVERYONE BUT FINKLESTEIN. 237 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,413 WHEN THE NAZI PROBLEM BROKE, HE TOOK IT KIND OF HARD. 238 00:10:30,437 --> 00:10:32,916 AND THEY ALL HAVE TO BE IN THIS EXACT ORDER, 239 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:33,959 SO YOU SHOULD GO. 240 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,999 LIKE, NOW. 241 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,207 ACTUALLY, UH... 242 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:41,082 IT'S FUNNY, I REORGANIZED YOUR FILE STRUCTURE. 243 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:42,125 YOU WHAT? 244 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,749 OH, WOW. 245 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,166 ALL YOUR FILES ARE THERE, JUST... 246 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,042 ORGANIZED. 247 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:54,875 OKAY, BYE. 248 00:10:57,084 --> 00:10:59,041 UH, ETHAN, COME HERE. 249 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,500 I COULD TOTALLY HELP YOU. 250 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:13,874 [GEORGE]: THERE ARE DEFINITE PERKS TO HAVING SMART GUYS LIKE HIM. 251 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:17,042 I HAD TO WONDER WHAT GOOD DEED I HAD DONE TO DESERVE THIS, 252 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,333 AND THEN IT DAWNED ON ME... 253 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:21,875 ETHAN! 254 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:27,166 MAYBE WITHHOLDING AFFECTION DOES WORK A CERTAIN MAGIC. 255 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,708 NOT SO CLOSE. 256 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,999 BETH ANNE MILLER AND I WEREN'T EXACTLY THE SAME, 257 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,707 BUT WE WEREN'T EXACTLY DIFFERENT. 258 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,791 WE BOTH ORBITED THAT THIN AIR LIGHT YEARS AWAY 259 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,834 FROM THE CENTER OF THE SOCIAL UNIVERSE. 260 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,749 OKAY, FINE, WE WERE GEEKS, 261 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,457 BUT WHATEVER IT WAS THAT WE SHARED, 262 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:55,834 WELL, THE TIES THAT BIND WERE A LITTLE LOOSE THAT DAY. 263 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,749 [GIGGLING] 264 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,000 COME ON. 265 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:13,124 CAN I HELP YOU? 266 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:16,332 YEAH, I GUESS I WANT TO, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, UM... 267 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,999 I DON'T KNOW, SWIM? 268 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,874 NOT LIKE THAT, YOU'RE NOT. 269 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,035 I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO SWIM. 270 00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:22,476 I JUST WANT TO GO INTO THE POOL TO... 271 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,256 NOT LIKE THAT. 272 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,209 [ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY] 273 00:12:46,084 --> 00:12:48,457 HI, MAY I SEE THE SIGN-IN SHEET? 274 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:50,999 THERE ISN'T ONE. DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 275 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,499 PERHAPS YOU COULD HELP ME. 276 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,374 I'M LOOKING FOR AN S. SAMUELS. 277 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:56,875 THERE'S NO DR. SAMUELS IN THIS PRACTICE. 278 00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,374 OH. EXCUSE ME, 279 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,917 IS THERE AN S. SAMUELS HERE? 280 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,208 YOU KNOW WHAT? 281 00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:10,208 I THINK I'D LIKE A CONSULTATION. 282 00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:11,833 CAN I GET YOUR NAME? YES. DAISY. 283 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,916 DAISY ADAIR. 284 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,208 OKAY. 285 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:16,666 FILL THIS OUT, PLEASE, AND WHAT INSURANCE DO YOU CARRY? 286 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,124 I HAVE SAG. 287 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,250 WELL, YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 288 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,207 YEAH. 289 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,917 SCREEN ACTORS GUILD. I'M AN ACTRESS. 290 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,458 OH. 291 00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,290 WOW. IS SHE GOING TO BE OKAY? 292 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:29,582 OH, SHE'LL BE FINE. 293 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,792 SHE'S IN THE CARE OF DOCTORS. 294 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:41,708 [CLEARS THROAT] 295 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,209 IT CAN'T BE THE FACE. 296 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,125 NO, NO. THESE ARE JUST FINE. 297 00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:58,750 "DO YOU LOVE YOU?" 298 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,124 YES. 299 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,000 "DO YOU DESERVE TO LOVE YOU EVEN MORE?" 300 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,374 WELL, I CAN'T SEE WHY NOT. 301 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:09,792 [♪♪] 302 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,917 FUCK ME. 303 00:14:20,084 --> 00:14:22,167 IT'S A BUNCH OF NAKED OLD MEN. 304 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,125 DO YOU KNOW WHERE A T. HELLER IS? 305 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,666 OH. THEO. 306 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,332 IN THE SHALLOW END. 307 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,457 THE ONE WHO'S YAKKING AWAY. 308 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:33,625 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 309 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,625 YECH. 310 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,082 SO I'M WITH MY SON-IN-LAW, 311 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,332 MR. SILICON VALLEY HIMSELF, 312 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,207 AND WE'RE WATCHING THE GAME. WHAT GAME? 313 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,999 GAME'S NOT IMPORTANT. 314 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,124 I DON'T KNOW, SEAHAWKS, 315 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:48,208 AND HE SAYS TO ME, 316 00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:50,207 "I KNOW WHY YOUR PICTURE'S FUZZY." 317 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,166 YOUR PICTURE'S FUZZY? 318 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,916 YEAH, LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR BALLS. 319 00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:55,582 SO MR. SILICON VALLEY, 320 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,999 HE SAYS TO ME, "I KNOW WHY 321 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,457 THE CABLE'S NO GOOD HERE." 322 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,999 CABLE'S NO GOOD HERE? 323 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,124 HE SAYS THE PROBLEM IS SOLAR FLARES. 324 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:07,582 "SOLAR FLARES IS CAUSING YOUR CABLE TO GO OUT. 325 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,707 SOLAR FLARES IS GIVING YOU A FUZZY PICTURE." 326 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:12,041 AND WHAT DO YOU SAY? 327 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:15,083 I SAY, "THE REASON THE PICTURE IS FUZZY" 328 00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:18,416 IS I DON'T HAVE CABLE, YOU KNOW-IT-ALL JACKASS." 329 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,166 [LAUGHING] 330 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,041 I'M DIVING. 331 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,999 JESUS, THEO, ENOUGH WITH THE DIVING. 332 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,290 WHAT WOULD BETTY SAY? 333 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:49,375 SHE'D SAY, "LOOK AT ALL THE TWIGS AND BERRIES." 334 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,916 AH, HE JUST DOES IT FOR THE ATTENTION. 335 00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:55,499 HE SHOULDN'T BE DIVING. 336 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,042 MAN'S GOT THE BLOOD PRESSURE OF A JACKRABBIT. 337 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,041 HELLO. 338 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,042 AH. 339 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,125 OH, MY JESUS. 340 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,000 I'M, SORRY. I'VE JUST... 341 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,541 I JUST... 342 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:13,333 YOUR BALLS ARE HUGE. 343 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,542 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. 344 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,124 COME ON BACK, THEO. 345 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,083 YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN. 346 00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:23,500 RELAX, SON. THEY'RE JUST BALLS. 347 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,916 SO, UH... 348 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,208 SO, REGGIE, WHERE DO YOU... 349 00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:31,250 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START? 350 00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:35,333 CAN'T YOU JUST MEET ME HERE IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES? 351 00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:37,457 ONE THING, OKAY? 352 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,791 ONE THING WE DO TOGETHER. 353 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,041 I'M NOT ASKING FOR THE MOON. 354 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,833 YOU'LL EMBARRASS ME. 355 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,625 HOW? HOW WILL I EMBARRASS YOU? 356 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:45,917 YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW. 357 00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:49,791 HOW MUCH DO I GET TO SPEND? 358 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,125 NOTHING UNTIL I SEE IT. 359 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,417 FINE. 360 00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:58,166 REGGIE. 361 00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,290 YOU LOOK GOOD IN BLUE. 362 00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:00,583 IT MATCHES YOUR EYES. 363 00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:02,875 I DON'T KNOW YOU. 364 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,457 OH, BOY. 365 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,249 WHAT WOULD BETTY SAY? 366 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,916 LOOK AT HIM. 367 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:17,083 HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE UP THERE. 368 00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:19,290 SO HOW DO WE GET HIM BACK DOWN? 369 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,042 WELL, WE COULD WAVE A BRISKET. 370 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,875 [SNARLING] 371 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,000 [TRICKLING] 372 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,999 WHY DOES HE ALWAYS PULL THESE STUNTS? 373 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,541 [CHUCKLES] 374 00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:36,207 BECAUSE SOMEDAY IT'LL MAKE A FUNNY STORY. 375 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,959 SOMEDAY, BUT NOT TODAY. 376 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,374 IT'S A BIRD. 377 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,666 IT'S A PLANE. 378 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,165 IT'S SUPER... 379 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,375 SHIT! 380 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,167 HOLY SHIT. 381 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,457 [CHUCKLING] AIN'T THAT A KICK. 382 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,249 I DIDN'T FEEL A THING. 383 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,040 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I TOOK YOUR SOUL OUT 384 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:04,041 BEFORE YOU HIT THE DIVING BOARD, SO... 385 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,040 SO, UH... I'M DEAD? 386 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,707 THAT'S THE SITUATION? 387 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:11,166 DEAD IS THE SITUATION YOU'RE IN, I'M AFRAID, YEAH, 388 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,290 AND NOW WE'LL BE MOVING ON. 389 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,166 WHAT'S THE, UH... WHAT'S THE DEAL? 390 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:15,999 NO ONE CAN SEE ME? 391 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,083 NO ONE CAN SEE YOU... 392 00:18:18,084 --> 00:18:20,791 APART FROM ME, UNFORTUNATELY. I... 393 00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:24,083 UGH. I JUST CANNOT GET OVER THE SIZE OF YOUR TESTICLES. 394 00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:26,541 IMAGINE THAT, BETTY. I GOT A GAY ANGEL. 395 00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:29,124 I'M NOT ANGEL, OR GAY. 396 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,332 WITH THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS, 397 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,693 IT'S NO WONDER HE LOST HIS BALANCE! 398 00:18:31,717 --> 00:18:32,916 MY FRIENDS FOR 50 YEARS. 399 00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,874 THEY DON'T LOOK VERY SAD. 400 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,040 YOUR DEATH HASN'T SUNK IN YET. 401 00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:39,958 IT HASN'T HIT THEM LIKE IT... HIT YOU. 402 00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,879 THEY'RE GOING TO WANT TO MAKE SOME KIND OF PLAQUE 403 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,290 HERE AT THE POOL. 404 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,208 "GOOD FRIEND , GRACEFUL SWIMMER, 405 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,541 NOT A GOOD DIVER." 406 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,000 YEAH, I'M SURE THEY WILL. 407 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,124 IT'S GOING TO BE HARDEST ON MARTY. 408 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:55,041 I MEAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE TOUGH EULOGY, 409 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,124 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 410 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,082 I'M SURE YOUR FUNERAL WILL BE LOVELY. 411 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,541 YEAH. 412 00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,290 I'M GOING TO NEED TO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES. 413 00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,290 I GOT A NICE BLUE SUIT. BETTY'S FAVORITE. 414 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,582 NICE. 415 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,750 YEAH. 416 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,249 WHAT, FOR YOUR FUNERAL? NO. NO. NO. 417 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,208 YOU CAN'T GO TO YOUR OWN FUNERAL. 418 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:14,624 LOOK, PAL, NO ONE EVER TOLD ME HOW TO LIVE, 419 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:17,833 AND I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO START LISTENING NOW. 420 00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:19,082 I'M GOING TO MY FUNERAL. 421 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,084 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR YEARS. 422 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,333 OH, BLOODY HELL. 423 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,374 GOD, CAN YOU IMAGINE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WEARING THAT CRAP? 424 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,917 SO SLUTTY. 425 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,417 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO SELL IT? 426 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,374 SHH. 427 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,667 COME ON. 428 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,624 I SO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, BUT IT'S, LIKE, 429 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:50,290 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS LIKE A HOOKER TO GET NOTICED, RIGHT? 430 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,416 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, ANYWAY? 431 00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,000 THIS STUFF IS SO NOT YOU. 432 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,000 YOU'RE... BETTER THAN THAT. 433 00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:57,208 HERE, LOOK AT ME FOR A SECOND. 434 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,207 THIS IS IROQUOIS. 435 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:04,667 YOUR HAIR'S KIND OF INDIAN, EXCEPT, WELL, YOU KNOW, LIGHTER. 436 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,374 I'M SORRY. 437 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,749 THAT WAS SO PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME. 438 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,875 IT'S OKAY. 439 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,749 YOU SURE? 440 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,917 OKAY. 441 00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:16,207 REGGIE. 442 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,541 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 443 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:18,792 I'VE GOT HER. 444 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,707 I'LL MEET YOU RIGHT HERE 445 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,084 IN 20 MINUTES. 446 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,707 I GAVE BIRTH TO HER, SEE, 447 00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,167 BUT YOU'VE "GOT" HER. 448 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,959 THAT'S GREAT. 449 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,582 MY MOM'S LIKE THAT, TOO. 450 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:34,874 HYPOGLYCEMIC, 451 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,165 SO SHE'S TOTALLY, LIKE, DR. JEKYLL AND MRS. HYDE. 452 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,707 I HAVE TO KEEP TRISCUITS AROUND 453 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:41,028 AND JUST SHOVE THEM IN HER MOUTH WHEN SHE STARTS TO WIG OUT. 454 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,207 SO YOUR NAME'S REGGIE? 455 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:46,082 THAT'S A PRETTY BAD-ASS NAME FOR A GIRL. 456 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,603 CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING REALLY PRETTY? 457 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,542 COME ON. 458 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,124 [GEORGE]: IN A FAIR WORLD, 459 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,124 NICE PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKED 460 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,624 AND MEAN PEOPLE WOULD BE DISLIKED, 461 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,708 BUT THAT'S NOT THE WAY THINGS WORK. 462 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,208 UM, MILLIE, I WAS WONDERING 463 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:06,889 IF YOU COULD FIND ME THE AVAILABILITY STATS 464 00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:08,455 FOR SCHWEGMAN'S SUPERMARKET. 465 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,125 UH, NEVER MIND. I'LL FIND THEM MYSELF. 466 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,165 UH, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 467 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,874 [GEORGE]: IN A FAIR WORLD, 468 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,541 BEHAVING LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE 469 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,917 WOULD MAKE YOU REALLY UNPOPULAR, 470 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:23,582 BUT THIS ISN'T A FAIR WORLD, 471 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,999 AND THE ASSHOLES HAVE FOLLOWERS AND DISCIPLES AND ASSISTANTS. 472 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,250 THE ASSHOLES ARE TREATED LIKE KINGS. 473 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,041 SHE'S BACK. 474 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,209 LIKE... 475 00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:36,291 SIX INCHES AWAY. 476 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:40,457 SHE SMELLS KIND OF CITRUS-Y 477 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,667 AND LIKE... 478 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,250 WAFFLES. 479 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,375 I HAVE TO GO. 480 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,250 PERSONAL CALL, ETHAN? 481 00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,332 SORT OF. 482 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,693 SOME OF THE GUYS ON THE FIFTH FLOOR 483 00:21:54,717 --> 00:21:56,749 HAD A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU. 484 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,124 LIKE WHAT? 485 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,290 UH, WELL, MY FRIEND SETH, 486 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,290 HE'S IN DATA RETRIEVAL. 487 00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:03,541 SETH WANTED TO KNOW 488 00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:05,040 WHAT YOUR EYES LOOKED LIKE UP CLOSE, 489 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,290 SO I TOLD HIM THAT... 490 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,958 THEY'RE BROWN. 491 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,958 I SAID HAZEL... 492 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,250 AND KIND OF ANGRY. 493 00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,041 NO MORE PERSONAL CALLS, ETHAN. 494 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:18,374 OKAY. SURE. NO PROBLEM. 495 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:20,958 [GEORGE]: IN A WORLD WHERE PERFECTLY DECENT GIRLS 496 00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:23,290 GET BRAINED BY COSMIC SPACE SHIT 497 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:26,999 AND GET ACCUSED OF BEING NAZI SYMPATHIZERS, 498 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,083 I WAS HAVING TROUBLE TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK. 499 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,666 [GIGGLING] 500 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,916 WHAT A LOSER. 501 00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:35,291 [GEORGE]: BEING MEAN WAS MORE FUN. 502 00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:37,583 BEING MEAN WAS COOL... 503 00:22:42,084 --> 00:22:43,250 YOU'RE DEAD. 504 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,792 AND I WAS NEVER VERY COOL. 505 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,708 MRS. BENSON? 506 00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:03,165 IS THAT A SMILE, SUSAN? 507 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:04,874 I CAN'T READ YOUR FACE ANYMORE. 508 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,416 YOU'VE BOTOXED IT SENSELESS. 509 00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:08,040 IT'S SURPRISE, SARAH. 510 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,707 I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL JUST NOW 511 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:12,666 THAT THE HUMAN BODY CAN WITHSTAND THAT MUCH LIPO. 512 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:15,208 TELL ME, IS IT TRUE THE 10th ONE IS FREE? 513 00:23:15,209 --> 00:23:16,166 FUCK YOU. 514 00:23:16,167 --> 00:23:17,208 FUCK YOU BACK. 515 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:21,625 HOW'S IT GOING? 516 00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:27,416 DR. SIMMONS SAID THAT YOUR ASS FAT 517 00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:28,958 IS PUTTING HIS DAUGHTER THROUGH YALE. 518 00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:30,207 HE'S VERY GRATEFUL. 519 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,374 IS EITHER OF YOU A MRS. SAMUELS? 520 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:34,125 MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. 521 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,125 I'M STAN SAMUELS. 522 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,416 DO I KNOW YOU? 523 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,041 I'M DAISY. DAISY ADAIR FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANY. 524 00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:42,666 THERE'S BEEN A MIXUP WITH YOUR COVERAGE. 525 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,187 THEY'VE ALREADY MADE IT PAINFULLY CLEAR 526 00:23:44,211 --> 00:23:45,707 THAT MY PROCEDURE'S NOT COVERED. 527 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,999 RIGHT. IT'S NOT. 528 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 WHY DID YOU ASK FOR A MRS. SAMUELS? 529 00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:53,042 I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE GOING TO BE A WOMAN. 530 00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:57,208 I WILL BE SOON. 531 00:23:58,417 --> 00:23:59,458 I HOPE. 532 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,125 OF COURSE YOU WILL. 533 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:09,916 I SAW YOU PARKED YOUR JAG IN THE HANDICAP ZONE, SARAH. 534 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:13,374 IS CELLULITE NOW A RECOGNIZED HANDICAP? 535 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:14,582 TRAMP. 536 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:15,958 TART. SLUT. 537 00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:17,042 MIDDLE-AGED. 538 00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:39,833 CAN I HELP YOU? 539 00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:41,999 OH, NO, I'M JUST BROWSING. 540 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,920 OKAY, WELL, JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANYTHING FOR A TEST DRIVE. 541 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,666 YOU KNOW, 542 00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:57,165 IT MIGHT BE TIME TO TRY A NEW PRODUCT OR TWO. 543 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,707 OKAY, WELL, IT'S LIKE YOUR HOUSE, 544 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,040 SO YOU START FROM THE FOUNDATIONS, 545 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,582 THEN YOU BUILD FROM THE GROUND UP, 546 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,749 SO FOR EXAMPLE, 547 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:07,375 WE HAVE "HATE YOUR HUSBAND BUT WILLING TO STAY NEUTRAL," 548 00:25:07,959 --> 00:25:09,624 OR... 549 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:12,249 "ALREADY KICKED HIS ASS TO THE CURB." 550 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,333 WHAT SHADE IS, "HE'S BANGING ONE OF HIS STUDENTS"? 551 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:16,625 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 552 00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,417 JOY. THAT'S A PRETTY NAME. 553 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,250 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT, JOY? 554 00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:26,625 THE LAST 10 YEARS OF MY LIFE BACK. 555 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,375 I CAN DO THAT. 556 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,624 [GEORGE]: PART OF ME KNEW THAT BEING MEAN WAS RECKLESS, 557 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,041 THAT IT WAS KIND OF LIKE DRIVING TOO FAST. 558 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,208 SO WHAT IF I WASN'T WEARING MY SEAT BELT? 559 00:25:40,209 --> 00:25:43,457 SO WHAT IF I OCCASIONALLY SCRAPED ANOTHER FENDER? 560 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,124 JESUS CHRIST, CRYSTAL! 561 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,332 I'M SORRY, MILLIE. 562 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:50,083 PEOPLE HAVE TO WALK AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW, 563 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,250 AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PICK THIS CRAP UP. 564 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:56,167 NICE GIRLS DON'T GET THE GUY. 565 00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,750 NICE GIRLS DON'T RISE TO THE TOP. 566 00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:01,332 [GRUNTS] 567 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,208 NOW YOU'VE MADE ME MAD. 568 00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:05,625 NOW WE CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS. 569 00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:12,042 [GEORGE]: NICE GIRLS FINISH LAST. 570 00:26:16,834 --> 00:26:18,374 THEO. 571 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,707 THEO. THEO. 572 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,791 WE HAVE THESE RULES, OKAY? 573 00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:23,207 NO FUNERALS. 574 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,083 FUNERALS ARE FOR THE LIVING, 575 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,165 SO THEY TAKE A COUPLE OF DAYS TO ARRANGE... 576 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:29,165 OH, ESPECIALLY ONE LIKE MINE. 577 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,208 OH, IT'S GOING TO BE AN EVENT. 578 00:26:31,209 --> 00:26:33,124 I HAD FRIENDS. I CAN'T WAIT. 579 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,249 THAT'S JUST IT, THEO. YOU CAN'T WAIT. 580 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:37,207 YOU SEE, UH... OH, GOODNESS, 581 00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:39,041 HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS? 582 00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:40,958 IT'S, UH... 583 00:26:40,959 --> 00:26:43,041 YOU'VE CALLED THE CABLE GUY, RIGHT? 584 00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:45,165 AND YOU'VE MADE AN APPOINTMENT, AND THAT CABLE GUY 585 00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:46,749 HAS MADE A WINDOW FOR YOU, 586 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,874 AND THAT WINDOW IS FROM 12:00 TO 5:00. 587 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,332 RIGHT? SO IF YOU'RE NOT THERE 588 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,582 WHEN HE PRESSES THAT LITTLE DOORBELL, THEN... 589 00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:55,749 NO CABLE, HUH? 590 00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,165 I DON'T BLOODY KNOW, THEO. 591 00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:58,499 I REALLY BLOODY DON'T KNOW. 592 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,375 SON, I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, 593 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,666 BUT I WAS IN SALES, 594 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:07,208 AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU'RE NOT CLOSING. 595 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,000 I'M GOING TO MY FUNERAL. 596 00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:12,082 PLEASE AT LEAST MEET MY BOSS, THEN. 597 00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:14,416 OH, LOOK AT THIS, BETTY. 598 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:15,833 I'M TALKING TO GOD TODAY. 599 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,208 NO, HE JUST THINKS HE'S GOD. 600 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,165 YOU'RE SURE NO ONE CAN SEE ME? 601 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:22,207 OH, UH... NO, NO. 602 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,368 I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WAS COMPLETELY OBVIOUS BY NOW. 603 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:33,042 AND THAT JUST IS NOT RIGHT FOR THEM. 604 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,208 OKAY? 605 00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:39,167 HI. 606 00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:43,875 THEO... 607 00:27:52,834 --> 00:27:55,541 WHEN DO THEY CALL MY PARENTS? 608 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:58,207 ARE THEY YOUR NEXT OF KIN? 609 00:27:58,208 --> 00:28:00,458 DID YOUR PARENTS KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING? 610 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,124 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL CROSS. 611 00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,166 ARE YOU CATHOLIC? 612 00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:09,417 I'M THINKING ABOUT IT. 613 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,666 WHEN I WAS A KID, 614 00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:14,707 MY MOM USED TO PRAY AT THE DROP OF A HAT. 615 00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:16,707 EVERY MORNING BEFORE MY DAD WOULD GO TO WORK, 616 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,166 EVERY TIME I TOOK A TEST... 617 00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,250 FOR THE POT ROAST BEING TENDER. 618 00:28:22,959 --> 00:28:24,583 SHE REALLY NEVER STOPPED PRAYING. 619 00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:26,582 THE POWER OF PRAYER 620 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,165 IS VERY REAL FOR SOME PEOPLE. 621 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:30,749 YEAH, WELL, A MILLION HAIL MARYS 622 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,166 DIDN'T TURN ME INTO A GIRL. 623 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:35,375 I'M SORRY. 624 00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:38,457 DO YOU THINK THERE'S A CHANCE 625 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:40,167 I COULD I GO TO CHURCH ONE LAST TIME? 626 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,500 OF COURSE. 627 00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:48,165 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN SPECULATION, DOCTOR. 628 00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:49,999 I'M INTERESTED IN FACTS. 629 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,041 THE FACT IS, YOU HAVE NO CHIN. 630 00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:53,416 YOU NEED A CHIN IMPLANT. 631 00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:55,124 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. HOW DO YOU... 632 00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:57,125 HOW DO YOU EVEN CHANGE PILLOW CASES? 633 00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:00,207 AND THAT IS EVERYTHING. 634 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:02,749 NOW, REGGIE, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND OR WHATEVER, 635 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,290 THAT'S COMPLETELY COOL. 636 00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:06,625 WOW, CHECK OUT YOUR MOM. 637 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:09,084 WELL? 638 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,084 YOU LOOK LIKE A NEWSCASTER. 639 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,083 HOW MUCH? 640 00:29:17,084 --> 00:29:18,375 195, PLUS TAX. 641 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,042 YOU'RE GOOD. 642 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:27,375 REGGIE! 643 00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,458 REGGIE, STOP. 644 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:32,167 HI. 645 00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:34,624 HELLO. DO I KNOW YOU? 646 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:35,791 NO. I'M STEVE. 647 00:29:35,792 --> 00:29:37,374 YOU'RE HOT. 648 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:39,084 FUCK OFF, STEVE. 649 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,333 WHO WAS THAT? 650 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,416 NOBODY. 651 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:48,667 NEWSCASTER, MY ASS. 652 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,194 SO EVERYTHING'S ON YOUR HARD DRIVE, 653 00:29:55,218 --> 00:29:56,999 AND I MADE YOU A HARD COPY IN THIS BINDER, 654 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,416 IN CASE, YOU KNOW, 655 00:29:58,417 --> 00:30:00,750 THAT WHOLE NAZI PROBLEM RESURFACES. GOOD. 656 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,040 WHY ARE THERE POST-ITS ON MY BINDER? 657 00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:06,541 I PUT THESE POST-ITS AT THE TOP OF EACH SUB-SECTION, 658 00:30:06,542 --> 00:30:09,166 SO THAT IF, LIKE, SAY YOU WERE TRYING TO FIND A JOB FOR SOMEONE 659 00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:10,457 WHO COULD TYPE AND ALSO DRIVE, THEN YOU COULD JUST... 660 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,083 I DON'T LIKE POST-ITS. 661 00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:13,083 OKAY. I JUST... 662 00:30:13,084 --> 00:30:14,624 LOSE THE POST-ITS, ETHAN. 663 00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,000 OKAY, SURE. 664 00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:18,332 SO, I DO ORIGAMI. 665 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,624 I REALLY LIKE CRAFTS, 666 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:20,791 AND I HAD SOME EXTRA TIME 667 00:30:20,792 --> 00:30:23,167 BECAUSE I WORK SO QUICKLY SO I MADE YOU... 668 00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:25,583 I MADE YOU A SWAN. 669 00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:28,000 OH. 670 00:30:28,917 --> 00:30:30,125 ETHAN. 671 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,249 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. 672 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,416 I'M SORRY. 673 00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:35,791 YEAH. 674 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,499 IT WAS A PRETTY ONE. 675 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,666 UM, I GUESS I COULD MAKE YOU ANOTHER ONE. 676 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:41,874 THAT'S OKAY. 677 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:43,458 I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO ANYWAY. 678 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:45,291 OKAY, BYE. 679 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,625 [GEORGE]: I WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS. 680 00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:55,291 I USED TO BE A NICE PERSON. 681 00:30:57,792 --> 00:30:58,875 HI, BETH ANNE. 682 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:02,290 ISN'T IT WEIRD HOW THERE'S SO MANY WAVES 683 00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:04,125 BUT THE WATER'S NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE? 684 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,541 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL? 685 00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:08,209 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO WEIRD? 686 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,000 I DON'T KNOW. 687 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:16,291 BUT BEING NICE DIDN'T SEEM TO WORK EITHER. 688 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,833 IT'S LIKE ANY WAY I PLAY IT... 689 00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:22,500 I WIND UP ALONE. 690 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:30,125 I'M SORRY, DELORES. 691 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,874 YOU KNOW, MILLIE, 692 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:36,208 BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN I HAD ALL THOSE RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST ME, 693 00:31:36,209 --> 00:31:38,749 I THOUGHT HATE WAS THE ANSWER. 694 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:41,208 SERIOUSLY, DELORES, I'M NOT A NAZI. 695 00:31:41,209 --> 00:31:43,082 OH, I KNOW THAT, SILLY. 696 00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:44,624 I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY, 697 00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:47,124 SOMETIMES WHEN I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN A BULLWHIP AND A SMILE, 698 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,291 I CHOOSE THE SMILE. 699 00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,707 THAT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS YOU EVER SAID TO ME. 700 00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:55,999 HMM? 701 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,042 YOU SAID, "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SMILE ONCE." 702 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,374 I DON'T THINK SO. 703 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:02,999 I SAID THAT TO ANOTHER YOUNG GIRL. 704 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,708 LOVELY YOUNG GIRL. TRAGIC WHAT HAPPENED. 705 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,166 YEAH, MY MISTAKE. 706 00:32:08,167 --> 00:32:09,167 MILLIE... 707 00:32:10,209 --> 00:32:11,667 ETHAN JUST QUIT. 708 00:32:12,042 --> 00:32:13,124 WHAT? 709 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,332 HE SAID HE WASN'T CUT OUT 710 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,000 FOR THIS KIND OF CORPORATE CUT-THROAT CULTURE. 711 00:32:17,792 --> 00:32:18,917 WHAT HAPPENED, MILLIE? 712 00:32:19,291 --> 00:32:21,416 I HAD A BAD DAY. 713 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:23,041 NO. MILLIE... 714 00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:26,667 ETHAN HAD A BAD DAY. 715 00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:33,875 THIS PARK'S BEAUTIFUL. 716 00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:37,000 ALL OF GOD'S CREATURES, RIGHT? 717 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,249 I GUESS. 718 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,207 I WANTED TO BE A GIRL... 719 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,000 EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER. 720 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,624 WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A GIRL? 721 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:47,958 WE'RE SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN BOYS. 722 00:32:47,959 --> 00:32:49,207 YOU'RE KIND OF PRETTY. 723 00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:51,124 YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EFFORTLESS. 724 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,041 YEAH, DON'T LET THE FINAL PICTURE FOOL YOU. 725 00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:54,842 THIS IS TWO HOURS OF HARD LABOR IN THE MORNING. 726 00:32:54,866 --> 00:32:57,208 NO, IT'S IN EVERYTHING YOU DO. 727 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,999 THE WAY YOU WALK, THE WAY YOUR HAIR FLOWS, 728 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,499 THE WAY YOU MOVE YOUR HIPS. IT'S PERFECT. 729 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,834 ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? 730 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,958 I'M DEAD. 731 00:33:05,959 --> 00:33:07,209 RIGHT. 732 00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:09,958 STILL, YOURS IS THE FACE 733 00:33:09,959 --> 00:33:12,083 I WANTED TO SEE IN THE MIRROR EVERY MORNING. 734 00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,000 YOU'RE JUST PERFECT. 735 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,249 I KNOW, 736 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:18,166 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, STAN? SO ARE YOU. 737 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,791 I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT QUITE TRUE. 738 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,999 YOU'RE SWEET. YOU'RE HONEST. 739 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,833 YOU'VE GOT GREAT STYLE. YOU'D HAVE MADE A GOOD WOMAN. 740 00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:29,541 WOULD'VE, COULD'VE. 741 00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:31,207 I GOT SCREWED. 742 00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:33,207 YEAH. 743 00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:34,749 IT'S ALL PART OF HIS PLAN. 744 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,332 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 745 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:37,792 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 746 00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:41,207 WHY ARE YOU GOING TO CHURCH? 747 00:33:41,208 --> 00:33:43,000 IT'S WHERE YOU TALK TO GOD, DAISY. 748 00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:45,084 IT'S HIS HOUSE. 749 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:55,041 REGGIE, I NEED TO GET A MOVE ON EARLY TOMORROW MORNING, 750 00:33:55,042 --> 00:33:56,500 SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO... 751 00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:59,041 WOW. 752 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,291 DON'T YOU KNOCK? 753 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,458 WOW, YOU LOOK LIKE A... 754 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:07,291 YOUNG WOMAN. 755 00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:10,209 PLEASE GET OUT. 756 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:12,708 I'M OUT. 757 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,749 THANKS. 758 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,625 MATZOH BALLS ARE NICE TONIGHT. 759 00:34:28,042 --> 00:34:29,999 DO YOU CARE IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU? 760 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,416 DO I ACT LIKE I CARE? 761 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,625 NO. 762 00:34:34,042 --> 00:34:35,791 NOBODY LIKES COPS ANYWAY, 763 00:34:35,792 --> 00:34:37,457 BUT THEY SURE ARE HAPPY TO SEE US 764 00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:39,124 WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN. 765 00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:41,084 EAT YOUR SOUP BEFORE IT GETS COLD. 766 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,749 JESUS, THOSE ARE SOME ENORMOUS BALLS. 767 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:48,959 EXCUSE ME? 768 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:52,500 OH, GOOD GOD! 769 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:54,958 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. 770 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:56,707 THIS MAN WANTS TO GO TO HIS OWN FUNERAL. 771 00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:58,249 HE DIED NAKED? 772 00:34:58,250 --> 00:34:59,500 SMASHED INTO A DIVING BOARD. 773 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,374 WITH HIS BALLS? 774 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:03,749 STUNNING, ISN'T IT? TELL HIM THE RULES, MASON. NO FUNERALS. 775 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,230 I'VE TRIED THAT, RUBE. THE THING IS... 776 00:35:05,254 --> 00:35:06,332 THE THING IS WHAT, MASON? 777 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,457 YOU KNOW, THAT THING... YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT. 778 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:09,667 THE THING THAT YOU CAN... 779 00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,874 YOU'RE BETTER AT... 780 00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:13,999 JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW... 781 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,125 THE TALKING. 782 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,416 WELL SAID. 783 00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:19,208 PLEASE, RUBE. HIS NAME'S THEO. 784 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,208 THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH BALL. 785 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,208 NOW HE'S PUT ME OFF MY SOUP. 786 00:35:33,209 --> 00:35:34,374 SO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 787 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,855 I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, MASON. 788 00:35:35,879 --> 00:35:36,963 I DO. 789 00:35:37,167 --> 00:35:38,291 OH, GOD. 790 00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:40,541 DER WAFFLE HAUS. 791 00:35:40,542 --> 00:35:43,041 I REMEMBER WHEN THE FIRST ONE OF THESE WENT UP. 792 00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:44,999 THE WAR WAS OVER. IT DIDN'T GO SO WELL 793 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,582 IN THE BEGINNING. 794 00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:49,082 BETTY AND I WERE ON OUR FIFTH DATE. 795 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:50,125 SHE HAD WAFFLES. 796 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:52,707 THANKS. 797 00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:54,000 THANKS A MILLION. 798 00:35:55,708 --> 00:35:57,625 COME ON, THEO. LET'S CHAT. 799 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:01,375 OH, LOOK AT THE LOVEBIRDS. 800 00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,999 KISS HER, YOU PUTZ. 801 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,582 THIS WAY, THEO. 802 00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:07,166 ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SOUP? 803 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:09,040 THAT'S JUST GROSS. 804 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,124 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MANY OF THEM, HAVE YOU? 805 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:13,124 MY FIRST... PAIR. 806 00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,375 THEY'RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT. 807 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:16,916 SOME ARE WORSE. 808 00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:18,083 POOR BETTY. 809 00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:19,125 WHO'S BETTY? 810 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:21,833 NO ONE. 811 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:23,416 HOW DOES THIS GUY NOT CARE 812 00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:25,290 IF PEOPLE SEE HIM LIKE THAT? 813 00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,959 HE JUST DOESN'T. 814 00:36:28,042 --> 00:36:30,332 DO YOU CARE IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU? 815 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,458 NO. 816 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,120 WHY? HAS SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ME? IS IT DAISY? 817 00:36:36,144 --> 00:36:37,166 DOES SHE NOT LIKE ME? 818 00:36:37,167 --> 00:36:39,457 I HAVE TO GO. 819 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:42,457 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. WHAT, HAS DAISY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ME? 820 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:45,042 THAT OLD MAN IS YOUR REAP, MASON. 821 00:36:45,542 --> 00:36:46,874 SO BLOODY WHAT? 822 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,666 MAN, YOU NEVER MET A PROBLEM 823 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:50,374 YOU COULDN'T RUN FROM, HUH? 824 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,291 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT NEEDS SOME BALLS. 825 00:36:56,375 --> 00:36:58,167 'NIGHT, RUBE. 826 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:01,040 CAN SHE SEE ME? 827 00:37:01,041 --> 00:37:02,791 SHE CAN, 828 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:04,500 AND SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME FOR IT. 829 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,083 YOU KNOW, THEO, 830 00:37:07,084 --> 00:37:08,666 DEATH HAS ITS OWN PROTOCOL. 831 00:37:08,667 --> 00:37:10,624 IT'S LIKE A TRAIN. 832 00:37:10,625 --> 00:37:13,124 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR YOUR TRAIN. 833 00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:15,124 EXACTLY WHAT THAT MASON GUY SAID, 834 00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:16,250 EXCEPT PRETTIER. 835 00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:17,834 THANK YOU. 836 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,499 WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO YOUR FUNERAL? 837 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:26,749 WELL... I'M JUST CURIOUS TO SEE WHO COMES, 838 00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:28,624 HEAR WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY. 839 00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:32,040 I LIVED A LONG LIFE, YOU KNOW. STORIES WILL BE TOLD. 840 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,561 YOU'RE WORRIED SOMEBODY MIGHT MAKE A JOKE OR TWO AT YOUR EXPENSE? 841 00:37:36,209 --> 00:37:38,084 I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW. 842 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,125 I WAS A LOUDMOUTH. 843 00:37:42,209 --> 00:37:44,749 BETTY ALWAYS LAUGHED AT MY JOKES. 844 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:46,332 YOU KNOW, THEO, YOU STRIKE ME AS THE KIND OF GUY 845 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,999 WHO WAS WHO HE WAS, NOT A LOT OF BULLSHIT. 846 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,560 YOU WERE THE KIND OF GUY WHO DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BEING LIKED. 847 00:37:50,584 --> 00:37:51,664 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LIKED HIM. 848 00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:56,209 HOW... 849 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:00,750 HOW LONG AGO DID BETTY DIE, THEO? 850 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:03,958 SEVEN YEARS THIS NOVEMBER. 851 00:38:03,959 --> 00:38:05,624 I'M SORRY, I'M... I'M A BIT CONFUSED. 852 00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:09,624 I MEAN, ISN'T SHE THE ONE THAT YOU'D REALLY WANT TO SEE? 853 00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:12,374 AND I'M THINKING SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE AT YOUR FUNERAL. 854 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,917 YEAH. 855 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,042 I MISS HER. 856 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:19,000 I MISS MY WIFE. 857 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,167 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD KEEP BETTY WAITING ANY LONGER. 858 00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:27,792 LET'S GO FIND HER, THEN, EH? 859 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,375 COME ON. 860 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:40,583 RUBE, DO YOU THINK DAISY'S UPSET WITH ME FOR ANY REASON? 861 00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:44,207 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY SHE WOULD BE. 862 00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:47,500 COME ON, ALREADY. I'M FREEZING MY BALLS OFF HERE. 863 00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:51,583 SORRY, THEO. WOULDN'T WANT TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 864 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:03,542 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TIME ALONE, STAN? 865 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,541 PLEASE. 866 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,041 [♪♪] 867 00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:24,999 YOU BASTARD. 868 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,250 STAN! 869 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:32,041 HYPOCRITICAL, NO-GOOD, 870 00:39:32,042 --> 00:39:34,042 BACKSTABBING, JUDGMENTAL... 871 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:37,208 YOU SAID WE'RE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN. 872 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,417 EXCEPT THE FREAKS. 873 00:39:39,209 --> 00:39:40,625 EXCEPT FOR ME. 874 00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:45,457 YOU. YOU DO IT. 875 00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:47,208 I CAN'T. I WON'T. 876 00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:48,707 JUST HELP ME. 877 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,125 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. 878 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:55,000 WHY WOULD GOD DO THIS TO ME? 879 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:56,542 DO WHAT? 880 00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:58,457 HAVE YOU DIE THIS WAY? 881 00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:00,000 HAVE ME LIVE THIS WAY. 882 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:04,959 GOD DOESN'T LOVE ALL CREATURES, DAISY. 883 00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:11,125 I THINK YOU SHOULD PRAY, STAN. 884 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,125 I WANT TO FORGIVE HIM, 885 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,458 BUT I WANT HIM TO TELL ME... 886 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,750 THAT HE'S SORRY FIRST. 887 00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:24,417 [GLASS SHATTERING] 888 00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:40,125 [SOFT WHOOSHING] 889 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:52,583 COME ON! GO! GO! 890 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:54,290 HEY, HEY! 891 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:56,500 HEY, GOD'S WATCHING YOU! HE SAW THAT! 892 00:40:57,209 --> 00:40:58,333 HOOLIGANS! 893 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,542 YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! 894 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:08,917 STAN? 895 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,250 STAN... 896 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:33,209 BLESSED ART THOU AMONGST WOMEN. 897 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:42,125 [♪♪] 898 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:50,125 [GEORGE]: I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT MAKES PEOPLE CROSS OVER. 899 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,500 I MEAN, SOULS. 900 00:41:56,208 --> 00:41:59,916 I THINK THEY SEE LIGHT WHERE OTHERS CANNOT. 901 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,667 I THINK THEY SEE A CHANCE TO BECOME SOMETHING ELSE. 902 00:42:04,959 --> 00:42:06,291 SOMEONE ELSE. 903 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:27,041 SOME PEOPLE ARE BECOMING WHO THEY'RE GOING TO BE, 904 00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:33,208 OTHERS ARE JUST TRYING TO BE ANYTHING BUT WHO THEY ARE... 905 00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:48,291 AND OTHERS JUST CAN'T DECIDE. 906 00:42:59,250 --> 00:43:01,165 THIS IS IROQUOIS. 907 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:03,417 IT'LL MATCH YOUR DARK HAIR PERFECTLY. 908 00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:15,041 [GEORGE]: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKED. 909 00:43:21,542 --> 00:43:23,708 I KNOW I DID... 910 00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:34,457 BUT I KNEW I WAS STILL LOOKING... 911 00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:35,874 FOR SOMETHING, 912 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:37,499 FOR SOMEONE. 913 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:39,167 FOR LIGHT... 914 00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:49,833 UM, HI, GEORGE. 915 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:51,499 HI, BETH ANNE. 916 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,625 AND I HAD NO IDEA WHERE I'D FIND IT. 917 00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:08,625 WHEN I WAS 10, SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME... 918 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:11,999 [LAUGHING] 919 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,417 AND SOMETHING HAPPENED TO BETH ANNE MILLER... 920 00:44:20,209 --> 00:44:22,583 AND IT CHANGED BOTH OF OUR LIVES... 921 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:26,291 FOREVER.