1 00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:11,416 [GEORGE]: WHEN I WAS A KID, LIFE WAS ALL ABOUT WHAT'S NEXT. 2 00:01:11,417 --> 00:01:13,582 I WAS, LIKE, "SEVENTH GRADE SUCKS. 3 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:15,041 WAIT TILL I'M IN EIGHTH GRADE," 4 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:16,582 AND THEN, "FUCK EIGHTH GRADE." 5 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:18,082 HIGH SCHOOL IS GOING TO ROCK." 6 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:21,082 LIFE WAS ONE BIG RACE TO GET TO THE NEXT THING. 7 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:23,083 [TIRES SQUEALING] 8 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:26,708 SOMEONE FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THE FINISH LINE WAS 18. 9 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,791 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS ON TIME. 10 00:01:33,792 --> 00:01:35,290 GEORGE, YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE BUS. 11 00:01:35,291 --> 00:01:37,208 I HATE THOSE PEOPLE. 12 00:01:37,209 --> 00:01:38,332 I WAS NOT ON TIME... 13 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:39,416 BOOKS. 14 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:41,208 EVER, FOR ANYTHING. 15 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:43,916 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DEAL WAS. 16 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:45,249 I WAS LATE FROM THE START. 17 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,624 [JOY]: WHERE THE HELL IS SHE? 18 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,041 [GEORGE]: LATE BEFORE THE START. 19 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,290 OH, IS THAT YOU, GEORGIA? 20 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:50,457 [JOY]: GET... 21 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,791 OUT... 22 00:01:51,792 --> 00:01:53,041 NOW! 23 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,208 STOP! STOP! 24 00:01:58,209 --> 00:01:59,416 LATE WAS JUST WHO I WAS. 25 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:02,416 STOP! ASSHOLE. 26 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:06,333 THE THING ABOUT LATE IS YOU ALWAYS FEEL, WELL... 27 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:08,207 RUSHED. 28 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,374 LATE SUCKS. 29 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:10,895 YEAH, WELL, YOU RESCHEDULE THAT, DIANE, 30 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:12,835 BECAUSE I'M MAKING THIS FLIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 31 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:15,082 NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TOMORROW. 32 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,290 I WANT TO GO TODAY, 33 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:18,451 AND WHEN I GET TO ARUBA, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO? 34 00:02:18,475 --> 00:02:20,208 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 35 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:21,083 OKAY? 36 00:02:21,084 --> 00:02:22,834 BUT I WANT E-MAIL IN MY HUT... 37 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:25,874 AND A FAX. 38 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:26,999 NO. NO, NO, NO. 39 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,541 YOU TELL THEM TO PUT A FAX IN MY HUT. 40 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:30,749 OKAY? 41 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,333 CAN YOU MOVE? HUH? 42 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:39,457 HAS ANYONE SEEN KIFFANY? 43 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:40,749 WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 44 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:41,833 WHY ARE THEY HERE? 45 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:43,124 AND WHEN WILL THEY GO AWAY? 46 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:44,791 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 47 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:46,232 I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT AROUND ALL DAY. 48 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,499 I COULD, BUT... 49 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,542 I WON'T. 50 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:51,708 WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO? 51 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:53,625 POST OFFICE. 52 00:02:54,834 --> 00:02:55,958 READ 'EM... 53 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:57,167 AND REAP. 54 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:00,874 OH, MY GOD. I KNOW THIS GUY. 55 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,000 I KNOW MY REAP. 56 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:03,959 "H. SORIANO." 57 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,125 YOUR DEAR PAL, "H." 58 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,166 HARRY? HENRY? 59 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:09,416 HANK? HOHO? 60 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:10,417 HORATIO? 61 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:12,124 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 62 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,999 HERMAN. SHIT. 63 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,041 HERM WORKS FOR MERCURY MESSENGERS, 64 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:17,457 AND HE USED TO, YOU KNOW, DO A BIT 65 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,290 OF EXTRA COURIER JOBS ON THE SIDE, 66 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,333 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 67 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:23,082 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 68 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:24,499 HE OWES ME 200 BUCKS. 69 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,291 MERCURY MESSENGERS. THEY HAVE THAT CUTE COMMERCIAL. 70 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,082 ♪ IF YOU GOT A PACKAGE BUT YOU GOT NO TIME ♪ 71 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,666 ♪ USE MERCURY ♪ 72 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:33,791 ♪ AND YOU'LL BE ♪ 73 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,333 ♪ JUST FINE ♪ 74 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,457 ♪ MERCURY ♪ 75 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:38,834 [BOTH]: WHOOSH! 76 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:43,124 A LITTLE EARLY FOR THE ANDREWS SISTERS. 77 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:45,082 HEY, I REAPED ONE OF THEM. 78 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,457 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE. 79 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,818 THIS IS ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN, AND I WANT A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN. 80 00:03:48,819 --> 00:03:50,499 [RUBE]: I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, MASON. 81 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:53,166 I'M REAL TIRED OF YOU SHOWING UP BY THE SKIN OF YOUR TEETH. 82 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,083 I GET THERE, DON'T I? 83 00:03:54,084 --> 00:03:55,291 BARELY. 84 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,874 WHEN I SEE YOU REAPING LIKE A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL. 85 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,125 WITH A SCYTHE. 86 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,207 A WATCH WOULD BE A START. 87 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:06,207 [MASON]: ALL RIGHT. I'LL GET THERE EARLY. 88 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:08,250 FUCK THE FUCKING BLUEBERRY MUFFINS. 89 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,290 I'VE BEEN REAPING EARLIER THESE DAYS. 90 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:13,416 IT'S A LOT LESS STRESSFUL. 91 00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:14,958 [DAISY]: I NEVER RUSH. 92 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,041 IF I SEE SOMEONE RUNNING, 93 00:04:16,042 --> 00:04:17,416 I JUST ASSUME THEY'RE A LOSER. 94 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:18,707 UNLESS THEY'RE A RUNNER. 95 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:19,833 YEAH, EVEN THEN. 96 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:20,834 ESPECIALLY THEN. 97 00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:22,742 I'M NOT SAYING GET THERE EARLY. 98 00:04:22,766 --> 00:04:24,182 I'M JUST SAYING DON'T BE LATE. 99 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,833 BLOODY HELL. 100 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,874 [MAN]: MISS! MISS! CAN WE GET SOME SERVICE OVER HERE? 101 00:04:28,898 --> 00:04:30,856 I SEE YOU. I'LL BE THERE IN JUST A MINUTE. 102 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:32,457 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? 103 00:04:32,458 --> 00:04:33,625 [ALL ORDERING SIMULTANEOUSLY] 104 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:35,833 LET'S TRY AGAIN. 105 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:37,209 [ALL ORDERING SIMULTANEOUSLY] 106 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,083 I'LL COME BACK. 107 00:04:39,084 --> 00:04:42,084 NO! I NEED OATMEAL. 108 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:45,958 AIRPORT REAP AT RUSH HOUR. 109 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:46,999 I'M BONED. 110 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,916 I KNOW WHERE HERM HANGS OUT. 111 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:50,083 I'LL SHOW RUBE EARLY. 112 00:04:50,084 --> 00:04:51,324 I'LL GET THERE SO FUCKING EARLY, 113 00:04:51,348 --> 00:04:52,833 I'LL REAP HIM TWICE. 114 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,234 [DAISY]: I CAN'T HANG AROUND EITHER. 115 00:04:54,258 --> 00:04:55,457 ARE YOU COMING, GEORGIA? 116 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,166 I'M ALREADY LATE FOR WORK. 117 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,834 20 MINUTES ISN'T GOING TO KILL ME. 118 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,125 AGAIN. 119 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,525 HOW ABOUT SOME OATMEAL THIS MORNING? 120 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:05,707 PLEASE. 121 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:07,124 WITH RAISINS. 122 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,541 ON THE HOUSE, SWEETIE. 123 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,333 GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT. 124 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:16,749 WHERE ARE MY KEYS? 125 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,166 REGGIE, HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS? 126 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:20,874 NO. 127 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:22,958 WHERE ARE MY F-ING KEYS? 128 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:24,624 TRY YOUR F-ING PURSE. 129 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,917 REGGIE, DON'T SAY "F-ING." 130 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,332 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 131 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,416 I HAVE A MEETING. 132 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:32,874 DID YOU EAT SOMETHING? 133 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,084 WITH A... 134 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,041 WITH A LAWYER. 135 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,542 PLEASE EAT SOMETHING, HMM? 136 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,749 OATMEAL? 137 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,040 OH, CEREAL. FINE. 138 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,416 WHO'S PICKING YOU UP THIS MORNING? 139 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:43,916 MRS. STUART. 140 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:45,290 DID YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG? 141 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:46,667 MY DIVORCE LAWYER. 142 00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:50,917 IS DAD GOING TO BE THERE? 143 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:53,165 YES. 144 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:55,206 I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO BAND PRACTICE AFTER SCHOOL, 145 00:05:55,207 --> 00:05:56,447 SO DON'T DAWDLE ON THE WAY HOME. 146 00:05:56,471 --> 00:05:57,833 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE BAND. 147 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:58,958 REGGIE, PLEASE. 148 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,833 OUR AGREEMENT WAS ONE SCHOOL ACTIVITY. 149 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:02,208 THE BAND IS FOR LOSERS. 150 00:06:02,209 --> 00:06:03,083 REGGIE. 151 00:06:03,084 --> 00:06:05,165 MY DAUGHTER IS NOT A LOSER. 152 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:06,999 I DIDN'T SAY I WAS. 153 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,240 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I CAN'T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW. 154 00:06:09,264 --> 00:06:10,374 I'M LATE. 155 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:11,624 SO GO. 156 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,505 [JOY]: I PAID FOR DRUM LESSONS AND A BAND UNIFORM 157 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:15,339 AND YOU'RE JOINING THE BAND. [DOOR CLOSING] 158 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,875 I'M NOT JOINING THE F-ING BAND. 159 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:39,375 [WHISTLING SOFTLY] 160 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 NEXT. 161 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:02,416 [GEORGE]: THE NICE THING ABOUT WORKING AT HAPPY TIME 162 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:04,499 WAS THAT MY DAY HAD ITS OWN RHYTHM. 163 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,207 SURE, THINGS GOT BUSY, BUT THE MORNING WAS MINE. 164 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:08,374 SHOW UP LATE. 165 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:09,499 STARE AT SCREEN. 166 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,624 SWIVEL CHAIR. 167 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:11,833 SIP COFFEE. 168 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:12,875 REPEAT. 169 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:14,791 STARE AT SCREEN. 170 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:16,042 SWIVEL... 171 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:21,707 I NEED TO GIVE YOU A WARNING. 172 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,290 WHAT? I WAS ON TIME. I'M WORKING. 173 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:24,416 YOU WERE NOT ON TIME. 174 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:26,097 CHECK IT OUT, MILLIE. PROBLEM AT 2 O'CLOCK. 175 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:29,916 THAT'S 10 O'CLOCK. 176 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,208 NO WONDER YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE. 177 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:33,499 [GEORGE]: WHO IS IT? 178 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,166 ED BARPHIN, MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT. 179 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:37,208 HE'S HERE TO MONITOR HAPPY TIME'S EFFICIENCY. 180 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,332 I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT HIM. 181 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:41,933 IOM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING PERSONAL, 182 00:07:41,957 --> 00:07:43,791 AND IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE. 183 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,792 [GEORGE]: PLEASE, NOT ANYTHING ABOUT HYGIENE. 184 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:49,499 I HAVE A MOLE. 185 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,666 EW. 186 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:52,082 IS IT CANCEROUS? 187 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,499 NOT THAT KIND OF MOLE, YOU SILLY GOOSE. 188 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,100 I KNOW A MUCKETY-MUCK IN THE HEAD OFFICE. 189 00:07:56,124 --> 00:07:57,833 HE TELLS ME THINGS. 190 00:07:57,834 --> 00:07:59,165 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 191 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:01,290 CORPORATE INTRIGUE, MILLIE. 192 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:03,916 HE KNOWS WHAT THEIR PLANS ARE FOR ME. 193 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,000 HE DOES? 194 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,207 SHOULD WE GIVE HIM A CODE NAME? 195 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,208 WHO? MY BIG MOLE. 196 00:08:11,209 --> 00:08:12,874 EW! 197 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,833 SURE. WHAT SHOULD WE CALL HIM? 198 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,084 MOLEY MOLERSTEIN. 199 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:18,291 MOLEY RINGWALD. 200 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:20,833 FRED... 201 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,083 TELLS ME I'M IN LINE 202 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,000 FOR A SUBSTANTIAL RAISE 203 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:25,374 IF THEY SEE I RUN AN EFFICIENT SHIP. 204 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:26,999 GREAT. 205 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,166 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO ME? 206 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:29,749 WORK FAST TODAY. CRACK THE WHIP. 207 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:31,249 I CAN DO THAT. 208 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,124 OH, LOOK AT THIS GUY. 209 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:34,416 THESE MANAGEMENT CONSULTANTS, 210 00:08:34,417 --> 00:08:35,542 THEY'RE ALL REAPERS. 211 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:37,958 WHAT? 212 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:39,959 THEY HAND OUT PINK SLIPS LIKE THEY'RE PARTY FAVORS. 213 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:41,900 CAN I COUNT ON YOU TODAY, MILLIE? 214 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,165 YOU CAN. 215 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,791 I WILL KICK SOME RIGHTEOUS ASS 216 00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:49,457 BEFORE THE END OF BUSINESS. 217 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:51,167 PRAISE THE LORD. 218 00:08:54,959 --> 00:08:56,666 HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING, MS. HERBIG? 219 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,166 EVERYONE CALLS ME D.H. 220 00:08:58,167 --> 00:08:59,000 IT'S FASTER. 221 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:00,791 GOING GREAT. 222 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:01,916 RIGHT, MILLIE? 223 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,041 RIGHT... 224 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,208 D.H. 225 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,209 [DELORES]: MM-HMM. 226 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:09,375 [GEORGE]: MORE LIKE B.S. 227 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,332 MORNING, JOY. SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 228 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,040 AS LONG AS THE METER ISN'T RUNNING. 229 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:22,707 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 230 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:23,791 UH, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 231 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:25,040 COFFEE? TEA? WATER? 232 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,583 DIVORCE, TO GO. 233 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,333 I KNOW THIS IS HARD. 234 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:32,457 EXPENSIVE. NOT THAT HARD. 235 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,999 THEN TODAY SHOULD BE PAINLESS. 236 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,624 ALL WE NEED TO DO IS GO OVER THE FINAL REVISIONS WITH BOTH PARTIES, 237 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:38,541 AND THEN YOU SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE 238 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:39,916 AND YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM. 239 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,042 GOOD. GOOD. 240 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,267 HENS PROBABLY GOING TO BE LATE, YOU KNOW. 241 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:45,000 HMM. 242 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,000 JUST BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT DRIVES ME NUTS. 243 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:51,114 MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING PERSONAL? 244 00:09:51,138 --> 00:09:52,124 OFF THE CLOCK. 245 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,666 SURE, KAREN. 246 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,067 WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING YOUR RING? 247 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,417 BECAUSE I'M NOT DIVORCED. 248 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:02,290 YOU PEOPLE HAVE YOUR RITUALS, 249 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,209 AND I HAVE MINE. 250 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,207 HMM. 251 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:07,833 MIND IF I START THE CLOCK? 252 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:08,834 START THE CLOCK. 253 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:13,625 HERM... WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, HERM? 254 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,834 [SCATTERED CHEERS] 255 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,291 'SUP? 256 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,125 WHAT'S UP? 257 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,458 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 258 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,124 DO ANY OF YOU CHAPS KNOW AN H. SORIANO? 259 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,707 HE'S A SKINNY DUDE 260 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,166 WITH A COUPLE OF TATTOOS? 261 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:43,000 WE'RE ALL SKINNY DUDES WITH A COUPLE OF TATS. 262 00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:44,959 YES, YOU ARE. 263 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:46,666 YES. 264 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,707 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT HERM GOES BY ANOTHER HANDLE? 265 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:51,332 HANDLE? WE'RE NOT TRUCKERS, MAN. 266 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,166 LOOK, I NEED TO FIND HERM, NOW. 267 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:55,542 I KNOW HE HANGS OUT HERE. 268 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,083 I OWE HIM MONEY. 269 00:10:58,084 --> 00:10:59,244 I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HIM NOW. 270 00:10:59,268 --> 00:11:00,166 CHILL, DUDE. 271 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,333 HERM'S ON HIS WAY. 272 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:06,249 HERM. 273 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,583 HERM! H... 274 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,333 OH, SWEET CHRIST. 275 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:20,874 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 276 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,084 YOU DON'T EVER FORGET. 277 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:25,374 [MOCKING LAUGHTER] 278 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:26,541 [MASON]: I'M OKAY. 279 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:27,625 [BUZZES] 280 00:11:34,042 --> 00:11:35,666 GOOD MORNING. 281 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,042 HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING? 282 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,958 NO HABLA INGLES. 283 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,375 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO HAWAII? 284 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 AY, DIOS MIO. 285 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:45,165 I JUST GOT BACK FROM A VACATION IN HAWAII. 286 00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,249 I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY MAIL. 287 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,166 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SUNNY, 288 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,457 BUT IT RAINED. 289 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,166 MY SON TOOK ME ON A CRUISE. 290 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,041 ALL THE SHRIMP YOU CAN EAT 291 00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:54,666 AT EVERY MEAL, EVEN BREAKFAST. 292 00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:55,834 ARE YOU MEXICAN? 293 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,083 ACTUALLY, I'M FROM NEW YORK. 294 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,332 I'VE NEVER BEEN TO NEW YORK. 295 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,653 I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE IT, THOUGH, 296 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:01,736 ALL THOSE TALL BUILDINGS 297 00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:03,208 AND EVERYONE RUNNING AROUND. 298 00:12:03,209 --> 00:12:05,041 ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO MEET MATT LAUER. 299 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:07,166 YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE HIM, ONLY OLDER AND ANGRIER. 300 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,834 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO HAWAII? 301 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,375 [LIGHT JAZZ PLAYING] 302 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,165 SWEETHEART. GOD LOVE YOU FOR COMING. 303 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,416 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A FABULOUS TIME. 304 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,290 I'M SURE I WILL, SHERRI. 305 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,833 LET'S GET YOU A NAME TAG. 306 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:35,791 I FEEL LIKE A CHRISTIAN IN THE COLISEUM. 307 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:37,042 WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE? 308 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,082 PRETTY AND FUNNY. 309 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,582 THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 310 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,041 YOU'RE GOING TO KILL IN THERE. 311 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,041 TELL ME YOUR NAME, DOLL. 312 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,124 UM, DAISY. DAISY ADAIR. 313 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,999 OH. FIRST NAMES ONLY. 314 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,500 DISCOURAGES THE STALKER ELEMENT. 315 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,458 DAISY. 316 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,166 RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 317 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,583 BREAK SOME HEARTS. 318 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:02,165 I'M RETURNING LYDIA'S CALL. 319 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,834 IT'S MILLIE FROM HAPPY TIME. 320 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,999 HI, LYDIA. 321 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,791 YOU'VE TEMPED FOR THEM BEFORE. 322 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,374 THERE'S A DRESS CODE, 323 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:18,834 AND YOUR SKIRT NEEDS TO ACTUALLY COVER YOUR ASS. 324 00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:22,499 I DON'T CARE WHERE YOUR TATTOO IS. 325 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,834 YOU CANNOT SHOW CRACK AT THE OFFICE. 326 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,500 I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 327 00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:36,624 MAY I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING, MR. BARPHIN? 328 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,332 WAS THAT CALL OF A BUSINESS NATURE? 329 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,208 THE WAY D.H. RUNS THINGS AROUND HERE, 330 00:13:40,209 --> 00:13:41,999 THERE ISN'T ANY ANOTHER KIND. 331 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 332 00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:44,332 THAT IS A QUESTION. 333 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,582 WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK ME ANOTHER ONE? 334 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,541 DO YOU ROUTINELY USE OFF-COLOR LANGUAGE 335 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:50,374 AS PART OF YOUR BUSINESS LEXICON? 336 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,666 SOMETIMES OFF-COLOR LANGUAGE 337 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,916 IS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO CONVEY AN IDEA. 338 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,083 AS IN, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CUBICLE." 339 00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:59,082 I HAVE AN OBSERVATION. 340 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,291 L.T.H.I. 341 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:02,667 LOVE TO HEAR IT. 342 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,124 WHEN YOU MAKE A CALL, 343 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,208 YOU DO NOT NEED TO SAY, "RETURNING SO-AND-SO'S CALL." 344 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:10,124 YOU CAN JUST SAY, "RETURNING." SAVES TIME. 345 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,916 I WANTED TO ASK, "SAVES TIME FOR WHAT?" 346 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,041 BUT I JUST SAID... 347 00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:15,667 THANK YOU. WELCOME. 348 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,625 SAVE YOUR FUCKING BREATH, YOU WORM. 349 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,207 WELCOME TO "MAKE YOUR MOVE." 350 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,874 EACH DATE IS TWO MINUTES. 351 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,166 NO TALK ABOUT WORK, AND FIRST NAMES ONLY. 352 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:33,624 [BELL RINGS] OKAY. MAKE YOUR MOVE! 353 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,125 YOW. 354 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,582 DAISY. 355 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,959 HELLO, DAISY. 356 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:40,375 PRETTIEST FLOWER IN THE GARDEN. 357 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,541 SO, DAISY, WE'VE ONLY GOT TWO MINUTES. 358 00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:45,902 ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK "THE KID?" 359 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:47,750 [DAISY]: YES, UM... 360 00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:49,624 WHAT'S, UH... 361 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,541 WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME? 362 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:55,332 BABE, LAST NAMES SPELL COMMITMENT. 363 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:56,833 I'M ALL ABOUT THE HERE, 364 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:57,916 THE NOW, 365 00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,000 THE YOU AND ME ATTACKING SOME BEDSPRINGS. 366 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,124 [SQUEAKS] 367 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,417 LAST NAME. [GRUNTS] 368 00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:06,209 MANDELL. 369 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,042 THIS IS FUN. 370 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,457 SWEETIE, 371 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,999 NO PHYSICAL THREATS TO THE GENTLEMEN. 372 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,500 I NEED THE REPEAT CUSTOMERS. 373 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,374 I'M NEW. 374 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,583 OKAY. 375 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,635 OKAY, OKAY. WALK ME THROUGH MY SPA TREATMENTS. 376 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,166 [REVS ENGINE] 377 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,209 YEAH. 378 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,416 UH-UH. 379 00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:34,290 NO, NOT THE MUD WRAP. 380 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:36,083 I WANT THE HOT ROCKS. 381 00:15:36,084 --> 00:15:37,290 NO NEED TO TRAVEL 4,000 MILES 382 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,999 TO HAVE SOMEBODY SHOVE MUD UP MY ASS. 383 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,165 COME ON! 384 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,249 [HONKS] 385 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,541 COME... MOVE IT! 386 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,000 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 387 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,875 [STRAINING] 388 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,707 [WOMAN ON P.A.]: PASSENGERS ARRIVING 389 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:57,749 ON FLIGHT 127 FROM HONG KONG 390 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,417 MAY PICK UP THEIR BAGGAGE FROM CAROUSEL NUMBER ONE. 391 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,082 MRS. WILLIAMS, YOUR CHILDREN HAVE BEEN FOUND... 392 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,874 EXCUSE ME. HELLO. CAN I GET EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION? 393 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:14,958 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 394 00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,199 CAN I GET EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION? 395 00:16:16,223 --> 00:16:18,166 MY NAME IS WILLIAM GARRATT, 396 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,666 AND IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ADDRESS THE BAGGAGE SITUATION 397 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,083 ON FLIGHT 127 FROM HONG KONG. 398 00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:24,041 [FRENCH ACCENT] IF I DO NOT GET MY TRUNK, 399 00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,332 I AM FUCKED. 400 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,124 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? FUCKED. 401 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,291 YES, MA'AM, I DO, 402 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,416 BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND 403 00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:32,083 THAT ANGER AND FOUL LANGUAGE 404 00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:34,917 IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THIS PROCESS GO ANY FASTER, 405 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,916 AND WHEN YOU GET YOUR TRUNK 406 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,624 AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY IN A FEW MINUTES, 407 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,166 YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY YOU MADE SUCH A FUSS. 408 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,916 I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE ONE HOUR! 409 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:43,999 MA'AM, 410 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,875 CAN YOU STEP BACK AND CALM DOWN? 411 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,766 BECAUSE I'M GETTING READY TO DO MY THING. 412 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,332 ONE... 413 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,582 TWO... 414 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:54,707 THREE. 415 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:55,917 [CAROUSEL BEEPS] 416 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:06,124 EARPIECE TO THE BAGGAGE HANDLERS ON THE TARMAC? 417 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,624 SO YOU DIDN'T BUY MY ZEN-LIKE CALM, HUH? 418 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,041 I BOUGHT YOUR ZEN-LIKE CALM. 419 00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:12,417 I JUST DIDN'T BUY THE MAGIC TRICK. 420 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,582 LISTEN, I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU, 421 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:18,166 BUT I NEED TO SEE YOUR PASSENGER MANIFEST, PLEASE. 422 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,207 SWEETHEART, 423 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,707 ONLY A GUN TO MY HEAD WOULD ALARM ME, 424 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,875 AND NOT EVEN THEN. 425 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,124 EXCUSE ME. 426 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,541 I NEED THE FOLLOWING PASSENGERS 427 00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:34,417 TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES, PLEASE. 428 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,041 PASSENGER JONES. 429 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,083 [JONES]: HERE 430 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,917 PASSENGER THIBODEAUX. 431 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,208 THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, 432 00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:48,958 AND HAVE A NICE DAY, 433 00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:50,290 AND THANK YOU, SIR. 434 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,416 THANK YOU. 435 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,834 EXCUSE ME. 436 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,207 MAY I SEE YOUR PASSPORT, PLEASE? 437 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,249 IT'S JUST A ROUTINE CHECK. 438 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,541 BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I NEED. 439 00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:03,458 MORE STUPID AMERICANS TO KEEP ME FROM WHERE I'M GOING. 440 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,791 EVERYONE'S DOING WHAT THEY CAN 441 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,040 TO GET YOU WHERE YOU'RE GOING, MISS. 442 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,458 YOU JUST NEED TO STAY CALM. 443 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,124 CALM IS FOR LOSERS. 444 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,916 I HAVE PLACES TO GO. 445 00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:15,290 THEN YOU GO, BABY. 446 00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:17,416 ALLEZ, ALLEZ. 447 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,084 TU ES VRAIMENT UNE VACHE, HUH? 448 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,167 [BELL RINGS] 449 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:27,624 JEFF... 450 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:28,667 ALLEN? 451 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,290 NO. 452 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,491 WE SHOULDN'T WASTE TIME, JEFF. 453 00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:32,515 YOU AND I? NO CONNECTION. 454 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,124 WHAT? 455 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,666 I DON'T LIKE MOUSTACHES. 456 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,874 OH. NO. 457 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,083 I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE IT. 458 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,624 I WAS PLANNING ON SHAVING IT. 459 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,791 SERIOUSLY. I ALMOST SHAVED IT OFF RIGHT BEFORE I CAME. 460 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,834 EVEN IF YOU SHAVED IT, I'D ALWAYS SEE IT. 461 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,207 REALLY? YEAH. 462 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,332 DATING, IT'S ALL ABOUT FIRST IMPRESSIONS, 463 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,416 SNAP JUDGMENTS, 464 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,332 AND THIS, JEFF, THIS THING BETWEEN YOU AND I, 465 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,874 IT'S NOT POWERFUL. 466 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,042 THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE. 467 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,708 [BELL RINGS] 468 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,708 NICE MEETING YOU. 469 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,792 [DOOR OPENS] 470 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:12,667 HI. 471 00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:15,209 UM, THIS IS IT. 472 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:19,916 REGGIE'S BAND UNIFORM. 473 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,249 YOU TOLD ME TO PICK IT UP. 474 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,124 HOW DOES IT LOOK? 475 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,041 IT'S PRETTY ADORABLE. 476 00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:25,202 DOES IT HAVE ONE OF THE HATS? 477 00:19:25,226 --> 00:19:26,874 OH. YEAH. 478 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,374 CHIN STRAP AND EVERYTHING. 479 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,125 OH, MY GOD. 480 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,332 EPAULETS. EPAULETS. 481 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,792 COULDN'T YOU JUST DIE? 482 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,125 OKAY, WE'RE ALL HERE. 483 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,708 LET'S GET GOING. 484 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,500 I HAVE COPIES FOR EVERYONE. 485 00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,666 IF YOU'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE, 486 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,666 YOU'LL NOTICE THE REVISIONS ARE IN BOLD, 487 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,999 AND IF THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS... 488 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,082 YOU'RE TAKING REGGIE FOR CHRISTMAS? 489 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,000 WELL, WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO FOR THANKSGIVING. 490 00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,249 TERRIFIC. 491 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,624 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 492 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,624 GOING TO CANCUN? 493 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,105 DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHERE I'M GOING? 494 00:20:05,129 --> 00:20:06,707 I'M GOING. 495 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,749 SO I GET REGGIE FOR THANKSGIVING, WHEN SHE HATES THE FOOD? 496 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,207 THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT WORKED OUT. 497 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,833 SO YOU GET TO HAVE OUR DAUGHTER 498 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,354 ON THE HOLIDAY WHEN SHE OPENS PRESENTS, 499 00:20:14,378 --> 00:20:16,416 AND I GET HER FOR THE ONE WHERE SHE THROWS UP? 500 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:17,417 WHAT DO YOU WANT, JOY? 501 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,332 CAN I BORROW YOUR PEN? 502 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:25,973 THE FANCY ONE IN YOUR POCKET. DO YOU MIND? 503 00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,250 BE MY GUEST. 504 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:35,792 YOU CAN USE MINE IF YOU LIKE. 505 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,500 THANK YOU. 506 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:43,834 [BELL RINGS] 507 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,041 HELLO THERE, JACK. RIGHT. 508 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:51,083 SO, ARE YOU HAVING SOME NICE DATES? 509 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,040 ARE YOU TRYING TO DUMP ME ALREADY? 510 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,375 NO, JUST MAKING CHIT-CHAT. 511 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,708 I BET YOU'RE DYING TO DATE THAT HUMP OVER THERE. 512 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,374 WELL, HE IS HANDSOME, 513 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,135 BUT I LOOK FOR MANY OTHER QUALITIES IN A MAN. 514 00:21:02,159 --> 00:21:03,374 IS YOUR LAST NAME ALLEN? 515 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,042 I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THAT GUY HAS HERPES. 516 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:09,082 FACT. EASY THERE, TIGER. 517 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,499 YOU DESPISE MEN, DON'T YOU? 518 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,624 WHAT? 519 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,874 YOU COME HERE BECAUSE YOU HATE MEN. 520 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,707 YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO HATES MEN. 521 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,624 GOD, I HOPE YOUR LAST NAME'S ALLEN. 522 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,917 IT'S NOT. 523 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,582 ALL THE WOMEN I KNOW HATE MEN. 524 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,083 NO, THEY JUST HATE YOU. 525 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:26,874 [BELL RINGS] 526 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,195 MARTY, CALL THE MESSENGER SERVICE, 527 00:21:28,219 --> 00:21:29,499 FIND OUT WHAT'S KEEPING THEM. 528 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,417 STEPHANIE, THE COPIER NEEDS TONER, 529 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,290 AND... 530 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,333 YOU. 531 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:36,874 I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME. 532 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,291 I'M THE SANDWICH BOY. 533 00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:41,166 WELL, SANDWICH BOY, 534 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,582 WHERE ARE THE SANDWICHES? 535 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:43,791 IN RECEPTION. 536 00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,499 ARE THERE HUNGRY PEOPLE IN RECEPTION? 537 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,083 NO, THEY'RE IN HERE, STARVING. 538 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,624 THE TED HAS NOT BEEN GIVEN AN TASK. 539 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,082 THE TED IS TASKLESS. 540 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,166 THE TED IS TO REMAIN WITH MILLIE. 541 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:01,207 THE TED MUST MAKE MILLIE LAUGH. 542 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,916 KEEP YOUR STATION TUNED TO CHANNEL TED. 543 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,290 IT'S ALL TED, ALL THE TIME. 544 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,165 T-N-T. TED 'N' TED... 545 00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,165 TED ON MUTE. 546 00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:11,040 I FELT A LITTLE LIKE RUBE HANDING OUT POST-ITS. 547 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,124 LIKE DEATH, 548 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,999 WE WERE ON A PRETTY TIGHT SCHEDULE. 549 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,582 LET DON'T DILLY-DALLY. 550 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,332 TIME IS MONEY, PEOPLE. 551 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,500 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID, "DILLY-DALLY." 552 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,917 I FEEL DIRTY. 553 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:26,874 I DON'T LIKE THESE STAMPS. 554 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:27,999 DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE? 555 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,041 I REMEMBER SOMETHING WITH AMELIA EARHART. 556 00:22:30,042 --> 00:22:31,165 I LOVED HER. 557 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,667 I REAPED HER. 558 00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:35,208 [TRICKLING] 559 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,417 [MOANS] 560 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,124 WHILE EVERYONE MAY AGREE 561 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:52,125 THAT TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN, 562 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,541 IT IS A LITTLE-KNOWN FACT 563 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:56,582 THAT EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN, 564 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,458 TIME STILL CAN FLY... 565 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:05,208 AND IT FLIES COACH. 566 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:10,917 [TICKING] 567 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:41,750 THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? 568 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,000 SO, WHAT WAS MY TIME? 569 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,125 NICE. 570 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,499 AND EVEN THOUGH TIMES KNOWS HOW TO FLY, 571 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,667 IT REMEMBERS HOW TO CRAWL. 572 00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:05,707 HI. CAN I CUT IN? 573 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:06,916 EXCUSE ME. 574 00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:08,749 YOU LOOK GREAT. THANK YOU. 575 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:11,166 WHAT A DAY I'VE HAD. 576 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:12,458 WOULD YOU HOLD MY SPOT, PLEASE? 577 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,624 AFTERNOON, LADIES. 578 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:16,249 ARE YOU TWO OLD FRIENDS? 579 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:18,250 UH, HER DAUGHTER'S IN MY SON'S CLASS. 580 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,290 I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. 581 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,166 IS EVERYONE IN THIS LINE AN ASSHOLE? 582 00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:25,874 EXCUSE ME? 583 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:27,715 IS EVERYONE YOU JUST CUT IN FRONT OF AN ASSHOLE? 584 00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:29,749 NO. 585 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,249 SO IT'S JUST YOU, THEN? 586 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,582 I HAVE CHILDREN IN THE CAR. 587 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,624 I GOT A CAKE IN THE OVEN. 588 00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:37,225 HE'S GOT THREE MINUTES LEFT ON THE METER. 589 00:24:37,249 --> 00:24:38,958 SHE'S GOT A LUNCH MEETING. 590 00:24:38,959 --> 00:24:41,583 WE ALL HAVE A FINITE AMOUNT OF TIME. 591 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:46,791 NOW, GET IN THE BACK OF THE LINE, 592 00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:49,125 AND DON'T USE YOUR CHILDREN LIKE THAT. IT'S SHAMEFUL. 593 00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:58,583 [BELL RINGS] 594 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,290 [GEORGE]: IT'S BEEN SAID 595 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,791 THAT TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NO MAN. 596 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,042 NEITHER DOES DAISY. 597 00:25:05,542 --> 00:25:06,999 A WORD ABOUT THE ASCOT. 598 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,249 YOU NEED TO BE REALLY STYLISH OR REALLY RICH 599 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,250 TO PULL THAT OFF, 600 00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:12,458 OR ARE YOU GAY? 601 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,917 [BELL RINGS] 602 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,792 NO. [BELL RINGS] 603 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:25,041 NO. [BELL RINGS] 604 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,125 I SMELL AN OBSESSION WITH UFOs. 605 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:32,250 I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH UFOs. 606 00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:34,499 OKAY. 607 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,000 BUT I DID COME HERE IN ONE. 608 00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:37,917 BIG ONE. 609 00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:39,582 BIG ONE. 610 00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:40,792 WOW. 611 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:52,958 YO, CUP O' NOODLES. 612 00:25:52,959 --> 00:25:54,040 LET'S MOVE IT ALONG HERE. 613 00:25:54,041 --> 00:25:55,458 THE TED HAS LOW BLOOD SUGAR. 614 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:57,791 SHUT UP, TED. 615 00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,624 THE TED WILL IGNORE WHAT HE WOULD NORMALLY TAKE 616 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,165 TO BE FIGHTING WORDS. 617 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,708 THE TED NEEDS TO CHILL. 618 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,500 [MOANS] 619 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,999 I'M OKAY. 620 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,999 JE N'AI PAS ENCORE MA VALISE. 621 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,207 OUI. CA FAIT UNE HEURE QUE JE SUIS ICI. 622 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:32,208 JUST HAND YOUR TICKET TO THAT GENTLEMAN OVER THERE, 623 00:26:32,232 --> 00:26:33,690 AND YOU CAN BE ON YOUR WAY. 624 00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,250 MAN, YOU GOT THE PATIENCE OF JOB. 625 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:42,042 THE AIRPORT'S NOT A HAPPY PLACE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE, 626 00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:43,958 BUT I'M HAPPY. 627 00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:45,667 I BELIEVE THAT TENDS TO RUB OFF ON PEOPLE. 628 00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:48,332 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 629 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:50,041 I DON'T WORK THAT WAY. 630 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:52,667 YOU ARE A SHOOT FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER, AREN'T YOU? 631 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:54,999 I REALLY AM. 632 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,499 WELL, I BELIEVE THAT IT'S HARDER TO BE HAPPY 633 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,125 WHEN YOU HAVE A GUN ON YOUR BELT. 634 00:27:00,209 --> 00:27:02,374 MAKES ANGER A MUCH EASIER CHOICE. 635 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:04,125 YOU USED TO BE ON THE JOB? 636 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,791 NO. NOT YOUR JOB. 637 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,374 NO. 638 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,125 I WASN'T ALWAYS A... 639 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:11,959 CALM MAN. 640 00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:14,041 PEOPLE SUFFERED. 641 00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:16,457 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 642 00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:17,708 I THINK I DO. 643 00:27:18,166 --> 00:27:19,500 [SNARLING] 644 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,083 IT WAS REALLY GOOD MEETING YOU, WILLIAM. 645 00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:28,125 NICE TO MEET YOU, OFFICER. 646 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,166 NEXT. 647 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,166 AFTERNOON. 648 00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,707 AFTERNOON. I'M HERE TO PICK UP A PACKAGE. 649 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:39,125 I'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. TAKE TWO. 650 00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:47,208 WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. 651 00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:48,416 WHAT'S THAT? 652 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,417 THIS HAS BEEN IN THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE FOR A WHILE. 653 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,082 WHY DIDN'T THIS GET TO WHERE IT WAS GOING? 654 00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,250 I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT, SIR. 655 00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,666 WELL, THIS WAS SENT A LONG TIME AGO. 656 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:04,124 PERHAPS THE PEOPLE MOVED. 657 00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:05,416 NO, THEY DIDN'T MOVE. 658 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,257 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, SIR. I WASN'T THERE. 659 00:28:07,281 --> 00:28:08,489 THIS IS ALMOST 80 YEARS... 660 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:10,125 80 YEARS OLD. 661 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:13,166 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. 662 00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:15,958 SIR, IT MIGHT BE UNACCEPTABLE, BUT IT IS THE WAY IT IS. 663 00:28:15,959 --> 00:28:17,239 IT WAS IN THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE. 664 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:18,903 IT TOOK A LONG WHILE TO MAKE ITS WAY BACK, 665 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:20,332 BUT NOW YOU HAVE IT. 666 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:21,375 WELL, THIS IS A MISTAKE. 667 00:28:22,042 --> 00:28:23,458 IT CAME BACK. 668 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,917 THIS IS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 669 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:34,332 ON BEHALF OF THE U.S. POSTAL SYSTEM, 670 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:35,999 I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE 671 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,125 THIS MIGHT HAVE CAUSED YOU OR YOUR FAMILY. 672 00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:42,041 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 673 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:57,707 HI, JAMES. 674 00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:58,833 HI, DAISY. 675 00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:00,333 WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, JAMES? 676 00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:03,333 BOND. JAMES BOND. 677 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,325 I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE FUNNY. 678 00:29:07,349 --> 00:29:08,624 NO, IT'S FUNNY. IT'S FUNNY. 679 00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:10,582 I JUST, UM... 680 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:11,750 I'VE BEEN HERE A WHILE. 681 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,249 YEAH, ME TOO. 682 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:14,541 17 TIMES, ACTUALLY. 683 00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:16,166 WOW. 684 00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:18,208 YOU MUST BE GETTING VERY GOOD AT IT. 685 00:29:18,209 --> 00:29:19,041 I'M TERRIBLE. 686 00:29:19,042 --> 00:29:20,122 NO ONE EVER WRITES ME DOWN. 687 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,166 WELL, MAYBE YOU JUST HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT GIRL. 688 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,084 ARE YOU THE RIGHT GIRL, DAISY? 689 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,917 I KNOW, TWO MINUTES IS TOUGH. 690 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,707 EVERYONE LIKES TO TALK, AND I LIKE TO LISTEN. 691 00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:37,792 I GUESS IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO JUST LISTENS. 692 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,625 WELL, I'LL REMEMBER YOU. 693 00:29:43,084 --> 00:29:44,958 I HOPE SO, DAISY. 694 00:29:44,959 --> 00:29:46,679 I'VE REALLY ENJOYED SPENDING... [BELL RINGS] 695 00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:49,203 [SHERRI]: MAKE YOUR MOVES, SPEED DATERS! HURRY UP. 696 00:29:51,084 --> 00:29:52,666 SEE YOU, JAMES BOND. 697 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,040 MY NAME'S NOT REALLY BOND. 698 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:55,041 I KNOW. 699 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:56,750 IT'S ALLEN. 700 00:29:59,042 --> 00:30:00,442 DAISY, YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE SMILE. 701 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:02,667 GOODBYE. BYE. 702 00:30:26,417 --> 00:30:28,792 [GEORGE]: EVERYONE SAYS LIVE IN THE NOW, 703 00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:32,290 BUT THAT'S BULLSHIT. 704 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:34,166 I MEAN, WHO LIVES IN THE MOMENT? 705 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:39,333 WE'RE TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT... 706 00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:44,834 OR WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL. 707 00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:52,624 HAVE I EVER SAT IN AN AISLE SEAT, DIANE? HUH? 708 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:55,165 BUSINESS CLASS, RIGHT SIDE WINDOW, BULKHEAD. 709 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,332 WHAT ARE YOU, NEW? HUH? 710 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,999 LET'S GO. LET'S MAKE THINGS HAPPEN HERE, DIANE. 711 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,166 COME ON. 712 00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:03,417 COME ON. 713 00:31:05,041 --> 00:31:06,791 I KNOW IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT, 714 00:31:06,792 --> 00:31:10,500 BUT YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS. 715 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:13,583 [CAROUSEL BEEPING] 716 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,417 [CAROUSEL CLANGS OFF] 717 00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:41,625 OH, COME ON, NOW, LADY. 718 00:31:44,083 --> 00:31:46,000 YOU CAN'T DO THAT, MA'AM. 719 00:31:55,084 --> 00:31:56,541 [LOUD THUMP] 720 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:57,875 [ONLOOKERS GASP] 721 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:06,749 ZUT ALORS. 722 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,291 THIS IS VERY INCONVENIENT. 723 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,791 LADY, YOU'RE DEAD. 724 00:32:10,792 --> 00:32:12,208 YES, AND I AM SURE 725 00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:13,809 THERE ARE MANY OTHER DEAD PEOPLE UP THERE 726 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,417 TRYING TO TAKE MY PLACE. 727 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,290 LET'S GO. 728 00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:18,375 C'EST LA VIE. 729 00:32:22,084 --> 00:32:23,084 [CAROUSEL BEEPING] 730 00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:27,290 [GEORGE]: WATCHING A REALLY EFFICIENT SYSTEM IN ACTION 731 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:29,125 SOMETIMES JUST KNOCKS YOU OUT, 732 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:33,209 AND SOMETIMES IT JUST MAKES YOU SICK. 733 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:39,999 THE TIME CARD. 734 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,374 MAKES IT A SNAP TO MONITOR EVERYONE'S COMINGS AND GOINGS. 735 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:43,975 PEOPLE ARE WORKING, AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT, 736 00:32:43,999 --> 00:32:45,124 YOU KNOW ABOUT IT. 737 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:46,792 I LOVE IT. 738 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:48,874 IT'S NOT VERY... 739 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:50,041 PERSONAL. 740 00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:51,124 EXACTLY. 741 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:52,000 IT REDUCES THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU NEED 742 00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:53,541 TO TALK TO YOUR EMPLOYEES. 743 00:32:53,542 --> 00:32:55,165 WELL, THAT'S JUST... 744 00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:56,208 FANTASTIC. 745 00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:05,082 [GEORGE]: ON THE CLOCK. 746 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:07,166 ALWAYS ON THE CLOCK. 747 00:33:07,167 --> 00:33:10,083 NO MATTER HOW QUICKLY EVERYONE DID THEIR JOB TODAY, 748 00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:12,374 SOMEONE SOMEWHERE 749 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:14,542 WOULD BE PUNCHING OUT BEFORE 5:00. 750 00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:18,541 COME ON, REGGIE. 751 00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:20,124 LET'S SEE. 752 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:21,208 [REGGIE]: I'M NOT GOING. 753 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:24,458 LET ME JUST SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 754 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,874 I LOOK LIKE A GEEK. 755 00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:28,875 ALL RIGHT. I KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE. 756 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:31,666 LOOK, I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS. 757 00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,333 YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST SHOW ME. 758 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,625 NOW. 759 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:38,792 PLEASE? 760 00:33:44,209 --> 00:33:45,625 OH. 761 00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:50,084 YOU ARE SO CUTE. 762 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,125 BLAH. 763 00:33:52,959 --> 00:33:54,166 I'M TAKING A PICTURE. 764 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,290 NO WAY. OH, YEAH. 765 00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:56,416 NO, TOO LATE. 766 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:58,217 I HAVE TO GET A CAMERA. JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. 767 00:33:58,241 --> 00:33:58,999 I HATE THIS. 768 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,124 STAY RIGHT THERE 769 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,765 BEFORE IT GETS ALL CRUMPLED UP IN THE CAR. 770 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,792 SHUT UP. 771 00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:17,167 ALL RIGHT. NOW, I WANT ONE WITH THE HAT ON... 772 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,667 REGGIE? 773 00:34:21,417 --> 00:34:22,917 AW... 774 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:28,042 [PANTING AND MOANING] 775 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:38,209 UH... 776 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,916 WELL, SOMEONE'S POPULAR. 777 00:34:49,917 --> 00:34:52,041 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A VERY BUSY GIRL. 778 00:34:52,042 --> 00:34:53,708 BUSY, BUSY, BUSY. 779 00:35:08,792 --> 00:35:10,290 JAMES. 780 00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:11,458 JAMES. 781 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:15,708 NOBODY WROTE MY NAME DOWN. 782 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,457 I DID. 783 00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:20,042 YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO BE NICE. 784 00:35:21,209 --> 00:35:23,165 NO, I REALLY LIKED YOU. 785 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:25,332 I LIKED YOU TOO. 786 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,000 YOU'D REALLY GO OUT WITH ME? 787 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,457 SURE. 788 00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:29,583 IN A NEW YORK MINUTE. 789 00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,290 WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THE CONCEPT 790 00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:35,999 OF KNOWING SOMEONE IN TWO MINUTES? 791 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,416 YEAH. 792 00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:39,000 IT TAKES EVEN LESS TIME THAN THAT. 793 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,875 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME, JAMES? 794 00:35:54,417 --> 00:35:56,000 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 795 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,333 I DIDN'T JUMP. 796 00:36:02,042 --> 00:36:03,208 I SLIPPED. 797 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:07,167 I'M WAITING FOR OUR DATE, SIR. 798 00:36:16,042 --> 00:36:17,750 YOU WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THERE. 799 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,250 I KNOW. 800 00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,249 SEE, WE'RE NOT TOO LATE. 801 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,874 EVERYONE'S STILL GETTING THERE. 802 00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:28,625 I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. I WANT TO GO HOME. 803 00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:32,208 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN. 804 00:36:34,042 --> 00:36:35,082 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 805 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:37,667 SEE, IF YOU KEEP WAITING ON THE SIDELINES... 806 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:39,875 THIS IS A REALLY... 807 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,374 PRECIOUS TIME. 808 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:44,792 I DON'T... I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LEFT OUT. 809 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:46,999 I WANT TO JUST... 810 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,333 HELP YOU RUN IN THERE. 811 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,541 YOU KNOW? 812 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,792 GEORGE WOULDN'T HAVE PUT THIS CRAPPY UNIFORM ON. 813 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:58,834 I... I DON'T KNOW. 814 00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:02,165 I DON'T WANT TO WEAR GLASSES ANYMORE. 815 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:05,374 WHAT? EVERYONE CALLS ME HARRIET POTTER. 816 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:06,458 I DON'T LIKE IT. 817 00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:09,500 OKAY. 818 00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:11,041 IS THERE ANY... 819 00:37:11,042 --> 00:37:13,000 ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO... 820 00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:15,167 YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 821 00:37:16,084 --> 00:37:17,084 ANYTHING? 822 00:37:18,209 --> 00:37:20,958 WE COULD JUST TAKE LITTLE MINUTE. 823 00:37:20,959 --> 00:37:22,000 FORGET IT. I'M LATE. 824 00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:24,541 [CAR APPROACHING] 825 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:26,875 REGGIE! 826 00:37:27,417 --> 00:37:28,707 WHAT? 827 00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:31,166 DON'T JUST RUN ACROSS THE STREET WITHOUT LOOKING. 828 00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,000 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 829 00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:33,792 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 830 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:40,333 I'M SORRY. REGGIE, I'M SORRY. 831 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:43,916 JUST... JUST... 832 00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:46,416 JUST PLEASE BE CAREFUL. 833 00:37:46,417 --> 00:37:47,792 OKAY. HEY. 834 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:52,125 CAN I JUST TAKE ONE PICTURE? 835 00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:55,000 YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 836 00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:57,041 I'M LATE. 837 00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:10,333 OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE? 838 00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:23,834 I'M A STUPID MAN. 839 00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,250 [MAN]: WHAT'S UP, DUDE? 840 00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:33,958 HERM. 841 00:38:33,959 --> 00:38:35,165 MASON, MASON. 842 00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:36,916 MASON, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, MAN. 843 00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:38,208 I'M OKAY. 844 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,332 I OWE YOU SOME MONEY, DON'T I? 845 00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:42,416 HERM, HERM, HERM, HERM. 846 00:38:42,417 --> 00:38:44,707 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 847 00:38:44,708 --> 00:38:46,208 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT? 848 00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:48,041 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE MASON I KNOW. 849 00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:49,242 YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, MAN? 850 00:38:49,266 --> 00:38:51,374 I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M JUST TAKING A BREATHER. 851 00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:52,625 YEAH? A BREATHER FROM WHAT? 852 00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:55,124 FROM BEING ME. 853 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:57,125 COME ON, MAN. GET UP OUT OF THAT GUTTER. 854 00:39:00,917 --> 00:39:02,250 THANKS, MATE. 855 00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:05,290 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT THIS MONEY? 856 00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:07,209 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I GOT SOME SPEED. 857 00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:09,791 I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY. 858 00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:10,958 YOU BUY THE SPEED. 859 00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:12,124 I DON'T WANT IT. 860 00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:13,290 HONESTLY. 861 00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:14,999 ALL RIGHT. 862 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,120 LOOK, I GOT TO GO, MAN. I GOT TO GET TO THE NEXT DROP. 863 00:39:17,144 --> 00:39:18,833 DUDE FORGOT HIS STICKS, MAN. 864 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,791 TAKE CARE. I WILL. 865 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,958 HEY, MASON. 866 00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:25,199 WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY WHO HANGS OUT WITH THREE MUSICIANS? 867 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:26,959 I GIVE UP. 868 00:39:27,542 --> 00:39:29,666 THE DRUMMER. 869 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:31,042 LATER, MAN. I GOT TO SCRAMBLE. 870 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,583 [GLASS SHATTERS] 871 00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:53,792 DUDE. DUDE. 872 00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:58,000 OH, MAN! HEY, THAT'S BRUTAL. 873 00:40:00,959 --> 00:40:02,042 PSST. PSST. HEY, HEY, HEY. 874 00:40:05,042 --> 00:40:07,000 I THINK IT'S GOING REALLY WELL, DON'T YOU? 875 00:40:07,959 --> 00:40:09,290 I GUESS. 876 00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:10,666 UM, I HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT. 877 00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:13,582 OH, FINE. I CAN JUST SMELL THAT RAISE. 878 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:15,083 YOU'VE REALLY HUSTLED TODAY, MILLIE, 879 00:40:15,084 --> 00:40:16,207 AND I APPRECIATE IT. 880 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:19,416 DON'T YOU THINK THINGS WERE A LITTLE STRANGE TODAY? 881 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,497 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 882 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 NEVER MIND. 883 00:40:22,001 --> 00:40:23,249 I MEAN, I KNOW WE'VE PICKED UP THE PACE, 884 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,582 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 885 00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:25,863 "IF YOU'RE SKATING OVER THIN ICE, 886 00:40:25,887 --> 00:40:27,374 YOU'D BETTER GO FAST." 887 00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:29,333 WHAT IF WE JUST AVOIDED THE ICE ALTOGETHER? 888 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,040 YO, MILLIE. WHAT UP, DAWG? 889 00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:33,875 YO, TED. 890 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:36,249 [TED]: SO, DELORES, 891 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,624 WHEN DO I GET MY LAST CHECK? 892 00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:38,833 IN ABOUT A WEEK. 893 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:39,916 WHAT? 894 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,041 I FIRED TED. 895 00:40:42,042 --> 00:40:43,124 I'M TOAST. 896 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:44,541 BURNT TOAST. 897 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:46,749 HASTA LUEGO, TED. 898 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,083 TEDMEISTER, OVER AND OUT. 899 00:40:48,084 --> 00:40:50,083 CHECK, PLEASE, FOR THE TEDSTER. 900 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,416 WHY DID YOU FIRE TED? 901 00:40:51,417 --> 00:40:52,999 STAY OUT OF IT, MILLIE. 902 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,999 FINE, HE'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT, 903 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,834 BUT IS THAT ANY REASON TO FIRE HIM? 904 00:40:58,333 --> 00:40:59,916 TED'S FUNNY. 905 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:01,916 MAYBE HE DOESN'T GET AS MUCH WORK DONE AROUND HERE 906 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:02,999 AS EVERYONE ELSE, 907 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,083 BUT AT LEAST HE MAKES LIFE 908 00:41:04,084 --> 00:41:05,000 A LITTLE MORE FUN AROUND HERE. 909 00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:06,499 THAT HAS TO STAND FOR SOMETHING. 910 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,209 THE TED IS DEAD. 911 00:41:08,917 --> 00:41:10,167 OH... 912 00:41:11,042 --> 00:41:12,166 IS THE TED DRUNK? 913 00:41:12,167 --> 00:41:13,208 [VOMITING] 914 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,457 TED... 915 00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:16,708 [BELCHES] 916 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,041 GOODBYE, TED. 917 00:41:23,084 --> 00:41:24,333 MILLIE WILL MISS YOU. 918 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:29,165 WHEN I WAS ALIVE, I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT TIME. 919 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:30,542 I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT, 920 00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:34,083 AND I GUESS THAT'S WHY I WAS ALWAYS LATE... 921 00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:39,083 BUT SINCE I DIED, IT'S WEIRD. 922 00:41:39,084 --> 00:41:41,332 I GUESS I WANT TO BE MORE... 923 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,959 ON TIME. 924 00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:16,124 WHOO. 925 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:17,542 WHAT DID YOU DO? KNOCK OVER A BANK? 926 00:42:18,834 --> 00:42:20,125 NO. 927 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:23,083 IS THIS REAL MONEY? 928 00:42:23,084 --> 00:42:24,833 IT WAS, 929 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,041 MANY YEARS AGO. 930 00:42:27,458 --> 00:42:29,167 ARE YOU OKAY? 931 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,667 JUST A LONG DAY. 932 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,750 HAVE YOU HANDLED YOUR POST-IT YET? 933 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,208 I'M ON MY WAY. 934 00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:40,333 DON'T BE LATE. 935 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,917 I WON'T BE. 936 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:48,542 DO YOU WANT A RIDE HOME? 937 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,167 I'LL WALK. 938 00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:54,083 [GEORGE]: RUBE. 939 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:56,959 THANKS. 940 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:08,083 [GEORGE]: I HEARD IT A MILLION TIMES WHEN I WAS GROWING UP. 941 00:43:08,084 --> 00:43:09,374 "HURRY UP, GEORGIA." 942 00:43:09,375 --> 00:43:11,209 "SEIZE THE DAY, GEORGIA." 943 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,499 AND NO MATTER HOW FAST I WENT, 944 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,791 I JUST KEPT FALLING BEHIND. 945 00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:19,250 I JUST KEPT GETTING LATER AND LATER, 946 00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:21,290 AND THE WHOLE TIME, 947 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,083 I WAS THINKING, "WHAT'S NEXT?" 948 00:43:25,084 --> 00:43:27,208 I COULDN'T WAIT FOR WHAT'S NEXT. 949 00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:31,791 MAYBE PEOPLE SHOULD JUST FIND ONE PRETTY SPOT 950 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:33,041 AND STAY THERE. 951 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,749 THE FUNNY THING IS WHEN YOU DIE, 952 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:39,792 EVERYONE REFERS TO YOU AS "LATE," 953 00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:41,958 BUT NOW I KNOW 954 00:43:41,959 --> 00:43:43,083 THAT'S THE ONE EVENT 955 00:43:43,084 --> 00:43:45,582 THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS RIGHT ON TIME. 956 00:43:45,583 --> 00:43:47,583 [MERCEDES GUY]: WHAT THE FUCK? ANOTHER RED LIGHT? 957 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:49,749 DIANE. DIANE. 958 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:51,166 OVERNIGHT THE BAG, ALL RIGHT? 959 00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:52,000 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 960 00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:54,332 LOOK, JUST SOLVE THE PROBLEM. 961 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,041 I'M 10 FEET FROM THE AIRPORT. 962 00:43:57,042 --> 00:43:58,667 THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. 963 00:44:00,834 --> 00:44:02,207 HEY. HELLO. 964 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:04,042 COULD YOU PUSH THE LITTLE BUTTON RIGHT THERE? 965 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,374 WHAT? 966 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:07,999 PUSH THE BUTTON RIGHT... 967 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,166 THE WALK... 968 00:44:09,167 --> 00:44:10,750 CALL ME BACK. 969 00:44:12,959 --> 00:44:14,209 FUCK. 970 00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:24,125 ONCE IS ENOUGH. 971 00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:25,916 YOU KNOW WHAT? 972 00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:27,597 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT, ALL RIGHT? 973 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,291 [TIRES SCREECHING] 974 00:44:32,417 --> 00:44:34,083 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 975 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:40,040 YOU CAN COME THIS WAY. 976 00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:41,875 I'LL SHOW YOU. 977 00:44:43,084 --> 00:44:44,959 I'M GOING TO NEED A MINUTE. 978 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:02,541 [GEORGE]: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY. 979 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:04,667 [MERCEDES GUY]: I GUESS THERE'S NO HURRY. 980 00:46:03,834 --> 00:46:04,958 [MEOWS] [MAN]: MURRAY. 981 00:46:04,959 --> 00:46:06,167 [PURR, MEOW]