1 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:09,999 [GEORGE]: I'VE NEVER BELONGED TO A CLUB. 2 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,916 I MEAN, I GET THEM, I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE IN THEM. 3 00:01:12,917 --> 00:01:14,082 LIKE BOOK CLUBS. 4 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:17,166 "HEY, CHECK OUT HOW SMART WE ARE. WE CAN READ." 5 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:18,499 SHUT UP, ALREADY. 6 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,833 AND BICYCLE CLUBS. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 7 00:01:20,834 --> 00:01:23,582 ONE GUY IN A BAD OUTFIT, YOU'RE A TOOL. 8 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,999 FOUR GUYS IN THE SAME GOOFY SHIRT, SUDDENLY, YOU'RE THE SHIT? 9 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,874 GIVE ME A BREAK. 10 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:31,874 MY PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD ME TO JOIN SOME CLUB AT SCHOOL, 11 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:34,499 ANY CLUB AT ALL, JUST PICK A CARD, 12 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:35,791 BUT I DIDN'T, 13 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:38,791 AND THEN A CLUB FINALLY PICKED ME. 14 00:01:38,792 --> 00:01:41,124 I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT MY PARENTS HAD IN MIND. 15 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:44,499 DID YOU ROB A GRAVE OR SOMETHING? NO. 16 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,249 I WAS COMBING THROUGH SOMEBODY'S GARBAGE 17 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,959 LOOKING FOR THEIR CREDIT CARD RECEIPTS. 18 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:52,624 THAT'S TERIYAKI SAUCE. HERE, SMELL. NOT WHILE I'M EATING. 19 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:56,374 WELL, YOUR FINGERNAILS COULD USE A LITTLE SPA TIME. 20 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,000 AW, THANKS. 21 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:00,374 NOT WHILE I'M EATING. 22 00:02:00,375 --> 00:02:02,249 OH, BLOODY HELL. 23 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,999 SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD DO THAT AT THE TABLE. 24 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,916 I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU PEOPLE, CAN'T I? 25 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:08,916 YOU'RE MOANING ABOUT MY PERSONAL HYGIENE. 26 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:10,916 YOU'RE GOING ON ABOUT MY ETIQUETTE. 27 00:02:10,917 --> 00:02:12,541 I CAN'T FUCKING WIN. 28 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:14,902 MASON, IF YOU WEREN'T A REAPER, WHERE WOULD YOU BE RIGHT NOW? 29 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,457 DEAD. BUT IF YOU WEREN'T DEAD. 30 00:02:16,458 --> 00:02:17,582 I'D BE DEAD. 31 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:21,165 I'D BE BACK IN COLLEGE, A SOPHOMORE. 32 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:22,766 IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU GLAD YOU'RE DEAD. 33 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:27,708 [CRYING] 34 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,207 IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS CRAP. WE'RE MOVING. 35 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:33,791 WE'VE ORDERED. 36 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:35,999 THEY'LL FIGURE OUT. THEY'RE REALLY SMART HERE. 37 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,250 LET'S GO. 38 00:02:44,667 --> 00:02:45,667 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? 39 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,332 NOTHING, KIFFANY, THANK YOU. 40 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:49,733 YOU'RE NOT ORDERING BREAKFAST TODAY? 41 00:02:49,757 --> 00:02:51,340 NO, I'VE HAD BREAKFAST. 42 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,332 WHERE DID YOU EAT? 43 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:55,124 HUNGRY PETE'S, JUST DOWN THE STREET. 44 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:57,834 ESCAPE FROM ROUTINE, IT IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. 45 00:02:58,041 --> 00:02:59,207 HOW WAS IT? 46 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:01,208 AWFUL. NEVER GOING BACK. 47 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,416 A TICKET TO CANCUN, FIRST CLASS? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? 48 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:07,666 THERE'S A POST-IT ON IT, DUMB ASS. 49 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:10,347 IF YOU ARE PUTTING ME ON A PLANE THAT'S GOING DOWN, I SWEAR TO GOD... 50 00:03:10,371 --> 00:03:12,040 I CAN'T SWIM, RUBE. THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 51 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:14,083 THERE'S ONE POST-IT EACH. 52 00:03:14,084 --> 00:03:17,082 ODDS ARE THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO PEOPLE ON THAT PLANE. 53 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:20,166 ODDS ARE IF THE PLANE GOES DOWN, EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE. 54 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:23,124 ODDS ARE THAT PLANE AIN'T GOING DOWN. 55 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:24,582 PRESIDENT OF THE MATH CLUB? 56 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,290 JUST SMARTER THAN MASON. 57 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,624 REALLY? 58 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,624 WELL, LOOK AT YOU... 59 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:31,374 WHAT'S THE MONTGOMERY CLUB? 60 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,707 OLD-LINE COUNTRY CLUB, BEAUTIFUL GOLF COURSE, 61 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,916 OLD MONEY, BIG MONEY. 62 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:37,165 MONEY MONEY. 63 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:39,666 DON'T GET LOST ON THE GREEN. 64 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:41,082 SHE GETS A VIP REAP LAST WEEK, 65 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,707 AND THIS WEEK... MONTGOMERY CLUB? 66 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:44,874 IT'S JUST NOT FAIR. 67 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:46,417 WELL, THAT'S NOT MY CALL. 68 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:48,165 HUMOR ME? 69 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,541 GIVE YOURSELF EXTRA TIME. 70 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:52,166 SEE HOW THAT OTHER HALF LIVES. 71 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:53,958 ISN'T THAT WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING? 72 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:56,541 NOTHING FOR ME TODAY? NO, NOTHING FOR YOU TODAY. 73 00:03:56,542 --> 00:03:57,791 WHAT'S YOURS? 74 00:03:57,792 --> 00:04:00,582 ME, I'VE GOT A 1019 WEST SLANE STREET 75 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:02,457 OUTSIDE ROOM 216. 76 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:04,624 SOUNDS LIKE A HOTEL. MAYBE A MURDER. 77 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:05,791 MAYBE. 78 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:07,232 I'M KIND OF IN THE MOOD FOR A MURDER. 79 00:04:07,256 --> 00:04:08,256 HMM. 80 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,249 WHAT IS THIS? 81 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:17,166 THAT, MY DEAR, IS THE VERY SAME ORGANIC WHOLE GRAIN BANANA NUT BREAD 82 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:23,124 THAT WON ME A BLUE RIBBON AT THE NEW MEXICO STATE FAIR IN 1975. 83 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:24,874 WHY WERE YOU IN NEW MEXICO? 84 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:28,209 I WAS MANAGING A LLAMA RANCH OUTSIDE OF SANTA FE. 85 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,332 IT SMELLS BAD. 86 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:34,166 ARE YOU ALWAYS SO AFRAID OF TRYING SOMETHING NEW? 87 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:36,084 IF I THINK IT CAME OUT OF A LLAMA'S BUTT. 88 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,416 FINE. 89 00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:41,166 BE A CONFORMIST. HAVE CAP'N CRUNCH. 90 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:43,582 MOM NEVER TOLD ME SHE LIVED ON A LLAMA RANCH. 91 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,833 THAT'S BECAUSE MOM NEVER DID. 92 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,374 YOUR MOM WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE 93 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:50,791 WHILE HER MOM WAS 800 MILES AWAY SPREADING HER WINGS. 94 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:54,041 SANTA FE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 95 00:04:54,042 --> 00:04:56,166 YOU AND YOUR SISTER WOULD HAVE LOVED IT. 96 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:57,332 I WANT TO GO. 97 00:04:57,333 --> 00:05:01,416 HONEY, MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH STORIES. 98 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:06,124 STORIES DON'T HAPPEN TO PEOPLE WHO JUST STAY INSIDE. 99 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,124 REGGIE, GO GET READY FOR SCHOOL. 100 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,250 I WANT TO HEAR MORE STORIES. 101 00:05:09,917 --> 00:05:12,166 AFTER SCHOOL. 102 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:14,999 DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER ONCE DID TIME? 103 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,959 YOU WERE IN JAIL? MOM... 104 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,707 DID YOU STEAL SOMETHING? 105 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:24,708 I WAS IN JAIL BECAUSE RICHARD NIXON WAS A LIAR AND AN ASSHOLE. 106 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,209 ALL RIGHT. REGGIE? NOW. 107 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:36,332 THAT SO DOES NOT WORK FOR ME. 108 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:37,874 WHAT? 109 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:41,082 I CAN'T LISTEN TO YOU TELL STORY AFTER STORY ABOUT YOUR SELFISHNESS 110 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:44,082 AND THEN CALL IT A LIFE PHILOSOPHY. 111 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:46,499 I WAS A CONCERNED AMERICAN CITIZEN. 112 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,375 I WANTED THE WHITE HOUSE TO HEAR MY VOICE. 113 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:49,874 I WAS 11. 114 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,541 I WANTED A RIDE HOME FROM SCHOOL. 115 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:54,541 SO TELL ME, JOY, DID YOU GET HOME FROM SCHOOL THAT DAY? 116 00:05:54,542 --> 00:05:57,582 YOU CANNOT, IN FRONT OF AN IMPRESSIONABLE CHILD, 117 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:59,542 BRAG ABOUT GOING TO JAIL. 118 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:03,208 SHE'S 12. SHE CAN HANDLE IT. 119 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:05,750 SHE'S 11, AND THAT'S NOT YOUR CALL. 120 00:06:07,084 --> 00:06:09,167 SO ARE YOU PICKING ME UP AFTER SCHOOL, GRANDMA? 121 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,165 ABSOLUTELY. 122 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,833 OKAY. BYE. 123 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,125 WE'LL HAVE AN ADVENTURE, SOMETHING WEIRD. 124 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:19,834 COOL. 125 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:25,999 LITTLE GIRLS LOVE ADVENTURES. 126 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,083 AT LEAST, MOST OF THEM DO. 127 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:30,874 YOU RUN AWAY YOUR WHOLE LIFE, 128 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,416 AND THEN YOU PARADE IT AROUND YOU LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR. 129 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:34,582 IT'S JUST BEYOND ME. 130 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:37,999 I DON'T RUN AWAY. I RUN TOWARDS. 131 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,040 OH, PRETTY. 132 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:42,201 WHY DON'T YOU NEEDLE-POINT THAT ON A PILLOW FOR ME, HUH? 133 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:43,625 IT'S NOT MY THING. 134 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:44,999 NO. 135 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,707 YOU DON'T STICK AROUND ANYWHERE LONG ENOUGH 136 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,541 TO DO THAT KIND OF PROJECT, DO YOU? 137 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,749 I INVITED YOU TO ITALY. YOU SAID NO. 138 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,416 MOTHER, YOU DON'T INVITE A FOURTH GRADER TO ITALY. 139 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:54,916 YOU EITHER TAKE THEM OR YOU DON'T. 140 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:56,542 RIGHT? I MEAN, MAKE A FUCKING CHOICE. 141 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,374 I'M NOT THAT GIRL. 142 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,083 NOT WHAT GIRL? 143 00:07:04,084 --> 00:07:06,750 THE GIRL CLANCY IS SLEEPING WITH. 144 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:11,084 STOP TAKING IT OUT ON ME. 145 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:15,208 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? AWAY FROM YOU. 146 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:20,207 [GEORGE]: I GUESS WHEN YOU WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE, 147 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:24,000 YOU JUST MAKE A BREAK FOR IT AND HOPE NO ONE'S LOOKING. 148 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:35,417 HEY, REGGIE. 149 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,999 IMAGINE YOURSELF ON THE ISLAND OF KOMODO, 150 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,207 FACE TO FACE WITH THE TERRIFYING DRAGON THAT ROAMS ITS SHORES. 151 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:43,707 THAT'S A KOMODO DRAGON? 152 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:47,040 YEAH, I'M SHOWING MY DRAGON TO SEVERAL CLASSES THIS MORNING. 153 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,958 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY ASSISTANT? 154 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:50,332 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? 155 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,875 JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK PRETTY. 156 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:55,624 CAN I TOUCH IT? 157 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,749 DON'T BE ABSURD. 158 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:59,040 THE KOMODO DRAGON IS A DANGEROUS CARNIVORE. 159 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:01,749 HE'LL EAT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A PIECE OF TURKEY BALONEY, 160 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:04,082 WHICH, IN CASE YOU'RE ALL CURIOUS, IS HIS FAVORITE. 161 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,082 WHAT'S HIS NAME? FRODO. 162 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:07,165 WHO? 163 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:08,999 LIKE THE HOBBIT. 164 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,083 HAVE YOU BEEN DEAD FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS? 165 00:08:11,084 --> 00:08:12,125 SEVEN. 166 00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:17,833 I'M NOT GOING TO HURT HIM. I JUST WANT TO PET HIM. 167 00:08:17,834 --> 00:08:20,332 FRODO HURTING YOU IS THE MORE LIKELY SCENARIO. 168 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,457 SO, REGGIE, DO YOU WANT TO BE MY ASSISTANT? 169 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:25,375 MRS. BRODY SAID I COULD PICK ANYBODY. 170 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:28,208 SURE. YES! 171 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:29,542 [BELL RINGS] 172 00:08:33,542 --> 00:08:35,082 GOLDILOCKS LIKES YOU. 173 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:36,542 HIS NAME IS FRANCIS. 174 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:02,208 PLEASE PUT IT SOMEWHERE SAFE. THIS DENT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE. 175 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,707 [♪♪] 176 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:07,708 [SLURPING] 177 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:10,875 MAY I HELP YOU? 178 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:13,124 I'M LOOKING FOR INFORMATION 179 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:17,624 ON THE INTRA-COUNTRY CLUB WOMEN'S GOLF LEAGUE. 180 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,291 WE DON'T HAVE AN INTRA-COUNTRY CLUB WOMEN'S GOLF LEAGUE. 181 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,541 WHICH IS WHY I'M HERE, 182 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:24,916 TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT GETTING ONE STARTED. 183 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:26,207 MISS, THIS IS A PRIVATE CLUB. 184 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:28,875 I WAS TOLD TO ASK FOR A... 185 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:31,916 T. HESBURGH? 186 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:34,249 I'M VERY SORRY, MISS. MEMBERS ONLY. 187 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:38,124 WELL, HESBURGH INVITED ME HERE, AND NOW I'M HERE, 188 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:41,874 SO IF YOU WANT TO TURN ME AWAY, THAT'S ON YOU, DEAR SIR, 189 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,624 BUT HESBURGH WON'T LIKE IT. 190 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,667 HEADS COULD ROLL. 191 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,000 ROLL. SHE CAN SIT WITH ME. 192 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:51,875 VERY GOOD, SIR. 193 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,040 I... I KNOW MR. HESBURGH. 194 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,207 HE'S OUT ON THE BACK NINE. 195 00:09:58,208 --> 00:09:59,916 YOU CAN TAKE A SEAT IF YOU WANT. 196 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:03,082 THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU. 197 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,165 [GEORGE]: CUTE. A LITTLE COUNTRY CLUBBY, BUT CUTE. 198 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,290 I'M TRIP. 199 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:08,833 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 200 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:09,834 I'M GEORGE. 201 00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,000 AS IN GEORGIA? 202 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:15,707 GEORGE. THAT'S A CUTE NICKNAME. 203 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:18,875 IT'S NOT A NICKNAME... TRIP. 204 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,124 SO... 205 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,291 WHY DO YOU NEED TO SEE MR. HESBURGH? IT'S... 206 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,042 PERSONAL. 207 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:29,874 SINCE WE'RE PRETENDING TO KNOW EACH OTHER, 208 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,707 LET'S PRETEND TO LIKE EACH OTHER, TOO. 209 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:33,707 WELL, YOU SEE, THE TRUTH IS, TRIP, 210 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,750 I'M A PROCESS SERVER. HE'S BEING SUED. 211 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,166 BUMMER. 212 00:10:40,042 --> 00:10:41,542 I WORK FOR MR. HESBURGH. 213 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,624 OH. 214 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,707 MAYBE YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER TOO. 215 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,875 MAYBE I'D BETTER STEER CLEAR. 216 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,959 OKAY, YOU DO THAT. 217 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:54,000 [BELL RINGS] 218 00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:58,958 CHILDREN. 219 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:02,165 THIS ISN'T A HOTEL. IT'S A SCHOOL. I CAN SEE THAT. 220 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:06,207 HI, BUDDY. TELL ME, WHERE'S ROOM 216? 221 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,666 GO FUCK YOURSELF. 222 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,416 KIDS HAVE CHANGED, HUH? 223 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:12,040 WELL, IT'S A SCHOOL, SO THERE ARE NUMBERS ON THE DOORS. 224 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,124 I CAN SEE THAT. 225 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,958 DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE I'M A THIRD GRADER. 226 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:18,124 LET'S GO, YOU'RE LATE. YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHIPPED. COME ON. LET'S GO. 227 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,332 YOU HAVE FUN, NOW. OH, NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 228 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,082 WHY? 'CAUSE YOU CAN TALK TO THIRD GRADERS. 229 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,963 THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE THE ELECTRIC CHAIR TO YOU. 230 00:11:23,964 --> 00:11:25,484 YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU? 231 00:11:25,508 --> 00:11:27,707 WELL, I ACTUALLY WRITE FOR HIS NEWSPAPER, 232 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:30,208 SO I HAVE TO ASK THE KEY QUESTION. 233 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,416 WHY IS HE BEING SUED? 234 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,833 THE PAPER LIBELLED SOMEONE. 235 00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:37,499 THEY DEFAMED SOMEONE'S CHARACTER? 236 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,041 THAT'S THE SAME THING AS LIBEL. 237 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:41,833 THE PAPER BOY KEPT THROWING SOMEONE'S PAPER IN THE BUSHES? 238 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,000 THAT MUST BE IT. 239 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,083 WELL, YOU SURE ARE A PRETTY PROCESS SERVER. 240 00:11:47,084 --> 00:11:48,165 MAYBE I'M LYING. 241 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,040 MAYBE I'M REALLY HERE FOR SOME OTHER REASON. 242 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,521 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 243 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,791 NO, YOU DON'T. 244 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,833 EXCEPT THAT YOU ARE LYING ABOUT WHY YOU'RE HERE. 245 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:56,875 RIGHT. 246 00:11:58,375 --> 00:11:59,624 IS YOUR NAME REALLY GEORGE? 247 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,749 YES. YOU'RE TRIP? 248 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,124 YES. 249 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:05,124 IVY LEAGUE? YALE. YOU? 250 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,124 DROPOUT. SIBLINGS? 251 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,791 SISTER. YOU? SISTER. 252 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:10,165 YOU LIVE ALONE? NO. 253 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,416 GUY? ACTRESS. 254 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,290 SUCCESSFUL? NO. SO, YOU'RE RICH? 255 00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:16,999 TRUST FUND. YOU HAVE PETS? 256 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,165 FROG. FROG? 257 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,374 FROG. 258 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:21,083 AMPHIBIAN. INTERESTING. 259 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,041 FAVORITE FOOD? 260 00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:26,083 WAFFLES. FAVORITE PLACE? 261 00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:27,167 RIGHT NOW? 262 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,958 HERE. 263 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,083 REALLY? 264 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,000 YEAH. 265 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,750 YOU LYING? NO. 266 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,042 MONEY OR FAME? MONEY. 267 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,083 MONEY OR IMMORTALITY? 268 00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:42,000 MONEY. 269 00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:43,291 MONEY OR LOVE? 270 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:47,291 MONEY. 271 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,042 LIAR. 272 00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:53,500 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 273 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:56,792 DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 274 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,041 ARE YOU LYING? 275 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,042 NOT ABOUT THAT. 276 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:04,041 BREAKFAST OR DINNER? 277 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:05,125 BRUNCH. 278 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,166 THAT WAS AN INVITATION. 279 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,041 OH. 280 00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:11,583 UM... DINNER, I GUESS. 281 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,708 DINNER IT IS, THEN. 282 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,208 OKAY, FRANCIS, ARE YOU AND YOUR DRAGON ALL SET? 283 00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:21,624 YEAH, I THINK SO. 284 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,624 AND REGGIE'S YOUR ASSISTANT, RIGHT? YEAH. 285 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,834 WHO ARE YOU? 286 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,400 ARE YOU FROM MISS McDERMOTT'S CLASS? 287 00:13:28,424 --> 00:13:30,290 YEAH. I'M CLASS MONITOR. 288 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:31,707 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 289 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,068 OKAY, IT'S FINE. FRANCIS, SINCE WE'VE GOT THE KOMODO TO SHOW, 290 00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:35,457 I THINK WE SHOULD... 291 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,500 JUST A SECOND. 292 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,582 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 293 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:43,124 MR. PARKER, CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK ON THE COMMOTION IN THERE? 294 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,083 THANK YOU. 295 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,542 THAT'S MY GUY. 296 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,750 THERE'S NO TEACHER IN THERE. 297 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,378 IS ONE OF YOU THE SECOND GRADE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER? 298 00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:00,582 YEAH, HE IS. 299 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:01,916 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? 300 00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:03,416 I'M DEAD. I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED. 301 00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,874 WELL, YOU'RE LATE. THEY'RE GOING TOTALLY A.D.D. 302 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,042 YOU'D BETTER GET IN THERE NOW. 303 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:08,833 WHO'S THIS? 304 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:09,958 SHE'S MY TEACHER'S... 305 00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:11,119 I'M HIS DAUGHTER. MY DAUGHTER. 306 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,041 OH, REALLY? 307 00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:13,402 SHE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU. 308 00:14:13,426 --> 00:14:14,718 SHE'S SO PALE. 309 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,542 PRACTICALLY A GHOST. 310 00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:23,000 RIGHT. WELL, JUST... GO. 311 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,332 WAS THAT ENTERTAINING ENOUGH FOR YOU? 312 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,166 IT'S A START, DADDY. 313 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,165 I COULD WEAR A DRESS. WOULD THAT BE ENTERTAINING? 314 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,833 I'D ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE TO SEE THAT. 315 00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,554 OH, WELL, MAYBE WE'LL GO SHOPPING AFTER THIS. 316 00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:34,828 THAT'D BE FUN, WOULDN'T IT? 317 00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:41,999 I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR FUCKING SIRENS 318 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,916 ON THE WAY OVER. WE WERE NEARLY LA... 319 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,166 WHAT THE... 320 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,291 HI, GUYS. WELCOME TO TRAVEL NATIONAL AIR, TNA. 321 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,417 MY TICKET. 322 00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:57,125 I LOVE YOU. 323 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,874 NOW, CAN I GET YOU TWO A COCKTAIL? 324 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,666 OH... YES. 325 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,958 I WOULD LIKE... BASICALLY ANYTHING 326 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,541 WITH ONE OF THOSE LITTLE WOODEN UMBRELLAS IN IT, YOU KNOW? 327 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,750 NOTHING FOR ME, THANK YOU. 328 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:19,041 DO THE DAMN REAP FIRST, MASON, AND THEN GET HAMMERED. 329 00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,834 I AM A HIGH- FUNCTIONING DRUNK. 330 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,499 I AM GOING TO JOIN THE MILE-HIGH CLUB TODAY. 331 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,666 YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX ON A PLANE BEFORE? 332 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,332 WHAT? 333 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,666 IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS? 334 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,667 MM-HMM. WHAT DID YOU THINK IT MEANT? 335 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,707 NEVER MIND. 336 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:37,999 NO, FOR REAL, TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT MEANT. 337 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,874 ROXY, I'VE NEVER FLOWN BEFORE. I'M A BIT NERVOUS, ALL RIGHT? 338 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:44,582 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, BABY. DRINK UP. BUCKLE UP... 339 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,167 AND DON'T FUCK IT UP. 340 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,124 JUST MAKING THEM DRAW PICTURES IS A COP-OUT. 341 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,000 YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY TEACH THEM SOMETHING. 342 00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:53,416 I'M NOT THEIR TEACHER. 343 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:55,208 YOU ARE TODAY. 344 00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,129 YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPACT YOUNG PEOPLE'S LIVES, 345 00:15:57,153 --> 00:15:59,112 AND IT'S SLIPPING BY YOU. IT'S A SHAME. 346 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,083 HOW'S THIS? 347 00:16:05,084 --> 00:16:07,457 OH, IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD. RULE OF THUMB... 348 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,041 LIP LINER... 349 00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:10,791 YOU WANT TO SKETCH, HONEY, NOT DRAW, 350 00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,082 SKETCH. 351 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,875 THANKS A LOT, DAISY. YEAH. 352 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,124 HI. 353 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,208 HI YOURSELF. 354 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:18,541 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TEACH US? 355 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,250 DISCIPLINE. RETURN TO YOUR SEAT. 356 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,792 ALL RIGHT, STOP DRAWING. 357 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,041 I WANT YOU TO LOOK UP AT THESE FOUR PICTURES UP HERE. 358 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,750 WHAT DO ALL THESE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON? 359 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,416 YOU. THEY CAN ALL SWIM. 360 00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,332 BATS DON'T SWIM. ANYONE ELSE? 361 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,083 THEY ALL... EAT MEAT? 362 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:49,041 BEAVERS EAT PLANTS. 363 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,457 ANYONE ELSE? 364 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,166 ANYONE WHO MIGHT GET INTO COLLEGE? 365 00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:55,667 AND I'M TALKING STATE SCHOOL. 366 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,666 YES? 367 00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,083 THEY ALL DIE. 368 00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:01,250 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 369 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,041 SARA. 370 00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:05,083 THAT'S RIGHT, SARA, THEY ALL DIE. 371 00:17:05,084 --> 00:17:06,750 EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE DIES. 372 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:08,834 [CLEARS THROAT] 373 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,582 I'M KIDDING. 374 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,625 I'M KIDDING. 375 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:17,792 THEY'RE ALL MAMMALS. 376 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,625 WHO CAN DESCRIBE THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A MAMMAL? 377 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,374 YEAH? 378 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,290 THEY CAN ALL FLY. 379 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:30,499 JESUS, JESSIE, WORK WITH DAISY ON YOUR LIP GLOSS. 380 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,000 ANYBODY ELSE? 381 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,124 MISS DAISY? 382 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,083 ALL MAMMALS, LIKE PEOPLE, ARE WARM-BLOODED. 383 00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:41,042 WELL, YES, THEY ARE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR MISS DAISY. 384 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,625 VERY GOOD. 385 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,040 KIDS ACTUALLY LIKE YOU, RUBE. 386 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,417 OH, I KNOW. 387 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,792 IT'S BAFFLING, ISN'T IT? 388 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,999 HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 389 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,208 PAYING BILLS. 390 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,375 OH... OH. 391 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,290 THIS WATER BILL IS AWFULLY HIGH. 392 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,749 YOU AND REGGIE FLUSH EVERY TIME OUT? 393 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,124 YOU KNOW, MOTHER, I'M LUCKY IF I EVEN GET TO GO AT ALL. 394 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:12,166 I'LL BET YOU AND REGGIE FLUSH TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO. 395 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:17,082 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM? PAYING BILLS IS HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT THE PLAY-BY-PLAY. 396 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:20,083 I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE. 397 00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:22,166 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING THAT ABOUT YOU. 398 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:25,374 YOU'RE ALL STRAIGHT LINES AND RIGHT ANGLES, JOY. 399 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:26,582 IF YOU DON'T LOOSEN UP, 400 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:29,209 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO HOLD ANOTHER PENIS AGAIN. 401 00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:34,166 WHY DO YOU KEEP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME? 402 00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:40,449 WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY MOMENTARILY, 403 00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,041 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 404 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,124 WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR SOME LATE ARRIVALS. 405 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,624 DID YOU BRING YOUR SUNSCREEN, ROXY? 406 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,583 I'M BLACK. OH, RIGHT. 407 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,542 BLACK PEOPLE TAN, YOU BOZO. 408 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,333 I HAVE SPF 15 IF YOU WANT TO USE IT. 409 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,249 CHAMPAGNE? 410 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,332 AH, YES. 411 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,749 UH, NO, THANK YOU. 412 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,707 MISSY, YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR TO ME. WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME? 413 00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:03,083 BALABANIAN. IT'S ARMENIAN. 414 00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,582 OH, MY MISTAKE. NICE BRACELET. 415 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,165 OH, IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S. 416 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,624 WOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 417 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,208 THANK YOU. 418 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,834 I LOVE THAT ARMENIAN CRAFTSMANSHIP. 419 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,666 I WILL HAVE THAT CHAMPAGNE NOW. 420 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,457 OKAY. GOOD FOR YOU, ROXY. 421 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,583 FINALLY LETTING GO AND RELAXING. 422 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,541 THAT'S A DAMN SHAME. WHAT IS? 423 00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,374 THAT PRETTY ARMENIAN GIRL IS GOING TO DIE 424 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,582 LOOKING LIKE AN IN-FLIGHT HOOKER. 425 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,208 HMM, AT LEAST SHE GOT TO SEE THE WORLD. 426 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:31,209 LOOKING LIKE A HOOKER. 427 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,040 THERE YOU GO. 428 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,374 THANK YOU. 429 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,082 I SEEM TO HAVE DROPPED MY TICKET ON THE FLOOR. 430 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,332 I'M REALLY... I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 431 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,542 I JUST... 432 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,000 THERE YOU GO, CLUMSY. 433 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,959 AND AT LEAST I GOT TO SEE THAT. 434 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,916 YOU'RE TRAGIC. 435 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,249 I SUPPOSE I AM. 436 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,708 [BURPS] 437 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:57,333 OKAY, EVERYONE, SETTLE DOWN, PLEASE. 438 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:04,457 WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL TO SHARE WITH YOU TODAY, 439 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:08,625 A VERY SPECIAL REPORT ON THE KOMODO DRAGON BY FRANCIS BISCHETTI. 440 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:19,165 "THE KOMODO DRAGON, OR VARANUS KOMODOENSIS," 441 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,457 BY FRANCIS BISCHETTI. 442 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,124 THE KOMODO IS FOUND EXCLUSIVELY 443 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:26,041 ON THE INDONESIAN ISLANDS OF KOMODO, 444 00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:29,124 RINTJA, PADAR, GILI, AND MOTA. 445 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,874 IT HUNTS BY AMBUSH AND SEIZES WITH ITS JAWS. 446 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,541 DRAGON KILLS JANITOR. 447 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:34,874 POSSIBILITY. 448 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,041 IT CAN BITE A MAN'S HAND RIGHT OFF. 449 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:43,083 THEY LIVE FREE IN THE WILD, BEHOLDEN TO NO MAN. 450 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,333 [SCREAMS] 451 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,417 OH, MY GOD. 452 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,000 THAT'S US. 453 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,166 WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS? 454 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,792 GO BACK TO HELL, YOU BEAST. YOU WON'T TOUCH MY CHILDREN. 455 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,084 DON'T HURT FRODO! 456 00:21:21,042 --> 00:21:22,166 I GOT IT. 457 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,041 DID THEY CATCH IT? 458 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,249 FI... FIRE DRILL. 459 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,834 FIRE DRILL, TWO LINES OUT THE DOOR. 460 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,332 DAMN. 461 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,833 DID I KILL SOMETHING ENDANGERED? 462 00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,290 YOU DID. 463 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:56,624 SHIT. I'M A MEMBER OF THE SIERRA CLUB. 464 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:59,666 WELL... IT WAS IN SELF-DEFENSE. 465 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,083 YEAH. 466 00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:03,917 IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING CUTE, LIKE A BABY SEAL. 467 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:19,166 THERE YOU GO. THIS LOOKS PROMISING. 468 00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,999 WHY? NEWLYWEDS... 469 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,583 ACCIDENT PRONE, OBVIOUSLY. 470 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,457 OKAY, THERE YOU GO. 471 00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,749 THANKS, MISSY. OH, I'VE GOT NO UMBRELLA? 472 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,958 THEY'RE A SECURITY RISK. 473 00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,707 YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL. CAN YOU? 474 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:35,791 WHAT'S THE MOVIE? 475 00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,042 FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL. 476 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:38,750 CLOSE ENOUGH. 477 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,167 HEY, WAIT! 478 00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:45,042 WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME? 479 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:47,874 YOU'RE THE STALKER. 480 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,000 GO AWAY. 481 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:53,040 WHY DID YOU TOUCH THAT DRAGON? 482 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:55,917 I'M A DRAGON SLAYER. NOW GO AWAY. 483 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,207 I SAW YOU STEAL FROM THAT GIRL. 484 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:00,667 GOOD FOR YOU. 485 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,375 WANT SOME CHOCOLATE MILK? 486 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:07,834 SURE. 487 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,290 AREN'T YOU GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR DITCHING SCHOOL? 488 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:20,250 AREN'T YOU? 489 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:25,208 I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL. 490 00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:26,834 WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY? 491 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,083 I'M A DRAGON SLAYER. I TOLD YOU. 492 00:23:30,084 --> 00:23:31,625 NOW STOP FOLLOWING ME. 493 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:34,125 DO YOU KNOW A GIRL NAMED GEORGE? 494 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,750 WAS SHE KILLED BY A TOILET SEAT? 495 00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:42,041 YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF HER. 496 00:23:50,834 --> 00:23:52,000 YOU'RE A BRAVE GIRL. 497 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:56,499 SO GEORGE STAYS IN, I SUSPECT, WITH NOTHING. 498 00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:00,290 I JUST DON'T WANT TO MISS MR. HESBURGH WHEN HE SHOWS UP. 499 00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:01,666 I TOLD YOU I'D POINT HIM OUT TO YOU 500 00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:02,875 WHEN HE COMES IN OFF THE 18th. 501 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:06,124 I BET FIVE BUCKS. 502 00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:07,499 FIVE BUCKS? 503 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,083 WHERE ARE WE, VEGAS? 504 00:24:09,084 --> 00:24:10,582 WELL, THAT'S THE GLORY OF POKER. 505 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,543 MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS, "IT HAS TO HURT A LITTLE BIT." 506 00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:15,166 OTHERWISE, BETS DON'T MATTER, 507 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:18,167 SO, GEORGE, ARE YOU GOING TO CALL, RAISE, OR FOLD? 508 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,959 FOLD. 509 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,208 HMM... MISTAKE. 510 00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:24,666 I HAD A PAIR OF KINGS. 511 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:27,166 WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU HAD TRIP KINGS. 512 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:28,967 TWO IN THE POCKET AND ONE SHOWING ON THE BOARD. 513 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:30,750 IT'S THREE KINGS... 514 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,166 TRIPS. 515 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:36,041 [GEORGE]: TRIP, TRIP, TRIP, YOU ARE REALLY CUTE. 516 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:37,999 YOU BLUFFED ME. 517 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,500 YEAH, IT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE. 518 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,125 SIR. HOW IS EVERYTHING? 519 00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:44,958 IT'S LOVELY. HOW ARE YOU? 520 00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:46,291 LOVELY, AND YOU, MISS? 521 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:47,958 LOVELY. 522 00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:49,874 [GEORGE]: ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING "LOVELY." 523 00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,040 TALK LIKE MEN. 524 00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:53,249 THE GOLF COURSE HAS NEVER BEEN IN BETTER SHAPE. 525 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,610 IF WE COULD JUST GET OLD MAN GIBSON 526 00:24:54,634 --> 00:24:56,514 TO STOP DRIVING HIS CART THROUGH THE SAND TRAPS. 527 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:58,958 GOOD ONE, SIR. 528 00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:00,624 CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 529 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,124 [GEORGE]: YEAH, IF HE NEEDS SOMEONE FURTHER UP HIS ASS. 530 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:06,582 YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE WHO SUPPOSEDLY HATES COUNTRY CLUB LIFE, 531 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:08,000 YOU SEEM PRETTY COMFORTABLE. 532 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:11,583 I HATE IT. 533 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:13,834 WHY? 534 00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:17,874 ABSOLUTELY NO SURPRISES. 535 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:20,165 I HEAR THE SAME NONSENSE EVERY TIME I WALK IN... 536 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:22,166 "ISN'T THAT A LOVELY DRESS?" 537 00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:25,041 "MAN, THE 14th JUST ATE ME UP TODAY." 538 00:25:25,042 --> 00:25:26,916 "ANOTHER BOMBAY MARTINI, SIR?" 539 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:29,874 IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING EVERYONE'S GOING TO DO 540 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:30,875 BEFORE THEY DO IT. 541 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:36,875 EXCEPT FOR THAT. 542 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,040 WE STILL HAVE FOUR PLANES AHEAD OF US, 543 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:47,999 BUT UNTIL WE GET OFF THE GROUND, 544 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,750 MISSY AND SPARKLE WILL BE HAPPY TO DISTRACT YOU. 545 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,457 OPEN YOUR BAG, OPEN YOUR BAG, 546 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:54,578 OPEN YOUR BAG, OPEN YOUR BAG, 547 00:25:54,602 --> 00:25:55,810 OPEN YOUR BAG. 548 00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,833 CONCENTRATE ON YOUR POST-IT, MASON. 549 00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:01,582 MAYBE I'M NOT A VERY GOOD FLIER. 550 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,083 YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD REAPER. 551 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,749 MRS... 552 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:08,458 TANYA DILLER. 553 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,416 MRS... 554 00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:12,749 BERNARD... 555 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,666 DILLER. 556 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,416 WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE BEST? 557 00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:18,374 OH, BOTH OF THEM. 558 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,457 [LAUGHS] 559 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:20,999 CAN I OFFER YOU A SNACK? 560 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,600 NO, GET THOSE PEANUTS FAR AWAY FROM MY BABY. HE'S TOTALLY ALLERGIC. 561 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,582 ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR ME, BABE. 562 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:28,375 LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU MORE. 563 00:26:31,042 --> 00:26:32,666 BERNARD DILLER, IT'S BERNARD DILLER. 564 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:34,207 HE'S DEAD. 565 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:38,124 GOOD, BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND WATCHING THAT TONSIL HOCKEY ALL THE WAY TO CANCUN. 566 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:39,125 I CAN. 567 00:26:45,084 --> 00:26:46,208 BUSTED. 568 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:51,875 MORE CHAMPAGNE, PLEASE. ACCOUNT NUMBER 1835. 569 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,707 YOU'RE A QUICK STUDY, GEORGE... 570 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,833 WHO HAS NO LAST NAME. I HAVE ONE. 571 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,500 YOU'RE JUST NOT A CLEVER ENOUGH REPORTER TO FIGURE IT OUT. 572 00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:04,124 WHO SAID I WAS A REPORTER? 573 00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:06,041 SO YOU DON'T WRITE FOR THE NEWSPAPER? 574 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,166 YOU WERE LYING TO ME. 575 00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:10,542 I WORK FOR THE NEWSPAPER, BUT I'M NOT A REPORTER. 576 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,000 I ACTUALLY WRITE OBITS. 577 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,833 I READ OBITS. 578 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,457 I WRITE THEM. I READ THEM. 579 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:19,082 WELL, WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON, THEN. 580 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,291 DEATH-FIXATED. 581 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,125 NO WAY. 582 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,041 DEATHS CELEBRATE LIFE, 583 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:26,582 A LIFE SO WELL LIVED 584 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:28,209 THAT IT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN ABOUT. 585 00:27:28,959 --> 00:27:30,079 [GEORGE]: I REALLY LIKE HIM. 586 00:27:30,103 --> 00:27:31,478 I REALLY LIKE YOU. 587 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,834 ANYTHING ELSE, MR. HESBURGH? 588 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,290 UH, NO. 589 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:44,417 THANKS. 590 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,125 WAIT A MINUTE. 591 00:27:50,125 --> 00:27:51,208 YOU'RE T. HESBURGH? 592 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:54,291 YES... I AM. 593 00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:57,624 I'M SORRY. 594 00:27:57,625 --> 00:28:01,332 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY FUCKING GOD. 595 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:02,458 HEY, WAIT A SECOND. 596 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000 GEORGE. 597 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:08,040 HEY, GEORGE, WAIT. 598 00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:09,791 LOOK, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU MY NAME WAS HESBURGH, 599 00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:10,992 BUT I WAS JUST HAVING SOME FUN. 600 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:12,393 JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME, JUST STAY... 601 00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:13,582 NO, WAIT. WAIT A SECOND. 602 00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:15,040 I WASN'T MESSING WITH YOU. 603 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,041 I MEAN, I GUESS I WAS AT FIRST, 604 00:28:17,042 --> 00:28:19,041 BUT... I REALLY DO LIKE YOU. 605 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,041 I REALLY LIKE YOU TOO. 606 00:28:22,042 --> 00:28:24,167 [GEORGE]: JUST DO THE JOB, GEORGE. 607 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,458 AS I LIVE AND BREATHE, THOMAS HESBURGH III. 608 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,250 WHAT? 609 00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:33,209 HEY, DAD. 610 00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:35,082 WHO ARE YOU? 611 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:39,083 I'M THOMAS HESBURGH III. I'M THE THIRD... TRIP. 612 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:42,124 I KNOW, BUT THAT'S THE HAND I WAS DEALT. THANKS A LOT, DAD. 613 00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:44,084 HI, AND I'M THOMAS HESBURGH. 614 00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:45,834 HI. 615 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,083 SO YOU'RE THREE. 616 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,374 THEN YOU'RE... 617 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:51,375 JUNIOR. 618 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:54,499 YOU CAN PUT ALL THE BLAME ON ME. 619 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,499 MY FATHER WAS THOMAS HESBURGH, I'M THOMAS HESBURGH, 620 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,082 TRIP IS THOMAS HESBURGH, 621 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:01,041 AND WHEN HE GETS AROUND TO SIRING A SON, 622 00:29:01,042 --> 00:29:02,242 THE KID WILL BE SADDLED WITH... 623 00:29:02,266 --> 00:29:03,975 PETER, PETER, PUMPKIN EATER. 624 00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:06,040 GOOD FOR YOU. 625 00:29:06,041 --> 00:29:08,124 OH, DAD, THIS IS MY FRIEND, GEORGE. 626 00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:09,792 GEORGE, THIS IS MY DAD. 627 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:11,625 A PLEASURE. 628 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:19,000 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY? 629 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:23,874 JUST TOO MUCH, UM, CHAMPAGNE. 630 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:24,875 AH. 631 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,209 SON OF A... 632 00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:39,917 LOOK AT THIS. 633 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,250 HELENE! WATCH OUT. 634 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:46,417 HELENE! 635 00:29:47,167 --> 00:29:48,167 HELENE, WATCH... 636 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:52,792 DAD? 637 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:55,917 DAD? 638 00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:57,999 DAD? 639 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,166 OH, MY GOD, DAD. SAY SOMETHING. 640 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:01,457 SAY SOMETHING, DAD, PLEASE. 641 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:02,624 PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS. 642 00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:05,166 [GEORGE]: AND JUST LIKE THAT, TRIP ESCAPED. 643 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:07,166 I WONDER IF HE WOULD'VE SEEN IT THAT WAY. 644 00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:08,083 DAD? 645 00:30:08,084 --> 00:30:12,416 ON BEHALF OF TNA, I DO APOLOGIZE FOR OUR DELAY. 646 00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:15,624 WE'RE EXPERIENCING SOME FLOW CONTROL BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER. 647 00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:18,749 IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE ENJOY A REFRESHING COCKTAIL. 648 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,207 I KNOW I AM... 649 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:22,332 I'M KIDDING. NO, I'M NOT. 650 00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:25,125 WE ARE GOING TO CANCUN TODAY, ROXY. 651 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,124 HELL, YEAH. 652 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:32,084 WE ARE GOING TO DRINK MARGARITAS ON THE BEACH. 653 00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:49,042 HELLO. 654 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,125 [GIGGLING] 655 00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:56,375 IT'S ON. 656 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,458 I COULD USE SOME MORE BUBBLY. 657 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,582 HI. 658 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,833 HI. 659 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,542 HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? 660 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,625 A DRAGON WAS KILLED... 661 00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,042 WOW. 662 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,290 AND I THINK OUR JANITOR WAS HURT. 663 00:31:28,291 --> 00:31:30,041 HOW? 664 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:31,750 TRYING TO CATCH THE DRAGON. 665 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,083 OKAY. 666 00:31:35,542 --> 00:31:37,208 AND I TALKED TO THIS BOY. 667 00:31:37,209 --> 00:31:40,042 WELL, THAT'S NICE. WAS HE CUTE? 668 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:43,209 I THINK HE KNOWS GEORGE. 669 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,750 SO... IT WAS A BUSY DAY. 670 00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:52,207 [MOANING] 671 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:55,249 I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOME REAL MEXICAN FOOD. 672 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,958 DO YOU LIKE MOLE SAUCE? 673 00:31:56,959 --> 00:31:58,791 "MOL-AY," AND IT'S MY FAVORITE. 674 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,332 YOU KNOW IT'S REAL CHOCOLATE SAUCE? 675 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,291 FUCK OFF. MM-HMM. 676 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,083 [CHOKING] 677 00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:06,707 HELP! 678 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:09,165 I WANTED TO GO SNORKELING. 679 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,999 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL DOWN THERE. 680 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,958 ALL THE DIFFERENT FISH, IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD. 681 00:32:13,959 --> 00:32:15,083 HELP! 682 00:32:15,084 --> 00:32:17,416 FUCKING PEANUTS. I CAN'T... BREATHE. 683 00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:19,916 I WANTED TO TRY PARASAILING, TOO. 684 00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:22,541 A HUNDRED FEET IN THE AIR WITH YOUR BALLS IN A SLING 685 00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:25,040 BEHIND A MOTORBOAT DRIVEN BY TWO DRUNKS NAMED PEDRO? 686 00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:26,208 I DON'T THINK SO. 687 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:30,208 [SCREAMING] 688 00:32:31,209 --> 00:32:32,874 CAN YOU SEE? 689 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,834 I CAN'T SEE. IS HE ALL RIGHT? 690 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,124 BERNIE. 691 00:32:42,125 --> 00:32:43,167 BABY? 692 00:32:45,084 --> 00:32:46,166 YOU BITCH. 693 00:33:00,917 --> 00:33:03,499 [SCREAMING] 694 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,749 MAYBE THE TICKETS ARE REFUNDABLE. 695 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,792 ACT OF GOD, ALL THAT BULL, YOU KNOW? 696 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:11,582 MAYBE. MAYBE. 697 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:14,749 IT SHOULD JUST BE A COUPLE MORE MINUTES, FOLKS. 698 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:15,834 THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 699 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,499 COME ON, DAD. LOOK AT HIM. 700 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,791 DON'T DO THIS. 701 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,958 HE LEARNED LIFESAVING AT JUNIOR LIFEGUARDS. 702 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,041 HE REALLY LOVES YOU. 703 00:33:25,042 --> 00:33:26,209 HE LIKES YOU. 704 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,999 I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU. 705 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,165 SOMETHING GOING ON THERE. 706 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,624 I DON'T... IT WAS JUST FLIRTING. 707 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:34,166 I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DOING IT. 708 00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:37,583 SAY GOODBYE TO MY SON, WHY DON'T YOU? 709 00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:42,207 UM, HE'S... BUSY 710 00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:43,499 WITH YOU. 711 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,999 DON'T BE AFRAID. 712 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,749 WELL, SAY SOMETHING. 713 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,125 TELL HIM YOU'RE SORRY. 714 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:52,874 GOD... OKAY. 715 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:55,207 [GEORGE]: I LIKE HIM. DO I SAY, "I'LL CALL YOU"? 716 00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:57,374 OR DO I JUST GIVE HIM MY NUMBER? 717 00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:00,457 THAT'S WHAT DAISY WOULD DO. SHE'D SAY, "HERE'S MY CARD." 718 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:02,125 FUCK, HIS DAD JUST DIED. 719 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,958 I... 720 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:06,125 I... 721 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,667 I'M JUST SORRY. 722 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:17,124 I'LL LOOK OUT FOR HIM. 723 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:18,416 COME ON, PLEASE. 724 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:20,541 YOU LOOK OUT FOR HIM, TOO, HUH? 725 00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:21,624 OKAY. 726 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:22,999 PROMISE? 727 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,333 I PROMISE. 728 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,166 HI. 729 00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:33,291 DID YOU GET REGGIE? YES. 730 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,208 COME ON, LEAVE THAT FOR LATER. 731 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,999 I'LL BUY YOU AN ICE CREAM. 732 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,083 YOU USED TO LOVE RAINBOW SHERBET, RIGHT? 733 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:46,166 WE NEED TO CHAT ABOUT REGGIE. 734 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,082 HER ISSUES ARE REALLY BURIED. 735 00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,583 I'M DEALING WITH HER ISSUES, MOM. 736 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:53,416 I STOPPED USING TOP AND BOTTOM SHEETS. 737 00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:55,833 I JUST TAKE A BIG NAVAJO BLANKET, 738 00:34:55,834 --> 00:34:58,041 TOSS IT OVER THE FUTON, 739 00:34:58,042 --> 00:35:00,290 BOOM, BED'S MADE. WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 740 00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:01,916 THE NEXT TIME I GO CAMPING WITH TONTO, 741 00:35:01,917 --> 00:35:03,197 I'LL BE SURE TO GIVE THAT A SHOT. 742 00:35:03,221 --> 00:35:07,332 I DON'T THINK CONVENTIONAL THERAPY IS THE WAY TO GO, JOY. 743 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:10,916 MY WORD, YOU'RE MAKING THIS BED SO TIGHT. 744 00:35:10,917 --> 00:35:12,707 YOU KNOW, MOM, IT'S MY BED, 745 00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:15,166 AND I'M MAKING IT THE WAY THAT I LIKE, 746 00:35:15,167 --> 00:35:17,082 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO LIE IN IT. 747 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:19,290 TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN. 748 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:20,417 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT'S TRUE? 749 00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:23,541 YOU WOULD RATHER STAND HERE 750 00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:26,040 AND CRITICIZE HOW I MAKE MY BED 751 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,040 THAN ACTUALLY HELP ME MAKE IT. 752 00:35:28,041 --> 00:35:31,582 YOUR IDEA OF HELP IS TRYING TO KEEP ORDER. 753 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:34,040 SOMETIMES ORDER IS NOT POSSIBLE, JOY. 754 00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:36,999 IT IS NOT ALWAYS POSSIBLE 755 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,165 TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING... 756 00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:42,834 IS IN THE PROPER PLACE. 757 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:47,041 OKAY, "HEY, SHOULD I CALL MY HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER" 758 00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:48,499 "AND TELL THEM WHERE I AM? 759 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,124 "NO, I THINK I'LL JUST SEND THEM 760 00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:52,290 "SOME SMOKE SIGNALS FROM MY TEEPEE"! 761 00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:54,041 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 762 00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:56,999 YOU ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH. 763 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,416 "HEY, TIME. WHO NEEDS TIME, RIGHT? 764 00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:02,291 I'M A FREE SPIRIT. I AM WAY BEYOND TIME." 765 00:36:03,125 --> 00:36:07,040 "LET'S KEEP EVERYTHING NEAT AND TIDY. 766 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,749 "LET'S MAKE SURE 767 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,166 "THAT EVERYTHING IS IN ITS PROPER PLACE, 768 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:14,499 "THAT EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT IT, 769 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,999 "THAT NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE. 770 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,916 "MY MARRIAGE CAN END, MY DAUGHTER CAN DIE, 771 00:36:19,917 --> 00:36:22,958 BUT THANK GOD THE HOUSE IS NEAT." 772 00:36:22,959 --> 00:36:24,041 GO TO HELL! 773 00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:25,333 GODDAMMIT, JOY! 774 00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:28,625 SOMETIMES LIFE IS MESSY! 775 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,417 GET USED TO IT! 776 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:40,667 HI, SWEETIE. HOW WAS SCHOOL? 777 00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:42,458 GOOD. 778 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:48,917 SO... WHO'S UP FOR ICE CREAM? 779 00:36:56,209 --> 00:36:59,791 DID YOU KNOW THAT DUE TO THE KOMODO DRAGON'S SPEED, 780 00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:02,666 IT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE 781 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:04,541 IF IT'S CHASING YOU? 782 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:06,541 THINKING ABOUT GETTING A PET? 783 00:37:06,542 --> 00:37:08,749 JUST LEARNING SOMETHING NEW. 784 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:11,874 KIFFANY, ARE THERE ANY OF THOSE FRESH OATMEAL COOKIES LEFT? 785 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,624 I THINK SO. WILL YOU BRING ONE FOR MY FRIEND HERE? 786 00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,082 WILL YOU WARM IT UP, PLEASE? 787 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,083 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 788 00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:20,457 I FEEL SOMETHING BAD COMING. 789 00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:21,874 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 790 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:23,499 ANY TIME YOU ORDER ME FOOD, 791 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:26,040 YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW IT UP WITH BAD NEWS. 792 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:27,666 HOW WAS THE MONTGOMERY CLUB? 793 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,041 FINE. 794 00:37:29,042 --> 00:37:30,290 TELL ME THE BAD NEWS. 795 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,875 THERE'S NO BAD NEWS, GEORGE. 796 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,082 I JUST WANT TO LEAVE MY GIRL... 797 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,000 WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE. 798 00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:43,792 WHAT'S UP WITH HIM? I'M NOT SURE. 799 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,833 WE WERE AT A SCHOOL TODAY. 800 00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:47,666 HE ACTS REALLY STRANGE AROUND KIDS. 801 00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:48,749 HMM. 802 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,165 STRANGER. 803 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,958 HOW WAS THE MONTGOMERY CLUB? 804 00:37:51,959 --> 00:37:55,333 STUFFY, ENTITLED, BULLSHIT. 805 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:57,750 I REALLY LIKED IT. 806 00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,874 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 807 00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:01,707 I THINK I'M GOING TO GO BACK. 808 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,040 MM-HMM, WHAT'S HIS NAME? 809 00:38:03,041 --> 00:38:04,332 TRIP. 810 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:05,666 TRIP? 811 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,834 HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART. THANK YOU, KIFFANY. 812 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000 TRIP... 813 00:38:11,001 --> 00:38:12,041 I KISSED HIM, 814 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,834 AND THEN I REAPED HIS DAD. 815 00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:16,959 COMPLICATED. 816 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,874 GOOD KISSER? 817 00:38:18,875 --> 00:38:21,541 HMM, SMART, FUNNY... 818 00:38:21,542 --> 00:38:22,708 MONEY? 819 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:24,291 PLEASE. 820 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:26,999 UP UNTIL HIS DAD DIED, 821 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,124 I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE MY FIRST BOYFRIEND. 822 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:30,125 MM-HMM, AND NOW? 823 00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:33,290 HE'S MY FIRST BOYFRIEND. 824 00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:36,917 WELL... IT'S A LITTLE RISKY, GEORGIA. 825 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,708 WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE? 826 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,500 EVERYTHING. 827 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:47,875 I BET EVERYTHING. 828 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,083 OH, WELL, 829 00:38:50,084 --> 00:38:52,458 THEN YOU SAY, "ALL IN." 830 00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:55,041 ALL IN. RIGHT. 831 00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:56,999 ALL RIGHT, TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD. 832 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,082 I FOLD. 833 00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,125 LET'S SEE. 834 00:39:00,917 --> 00:39:02,208 OH... 835 00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:05,582 OH, WOW. YOU WIN, YOU WIN. 836 00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,792 HERE, HERE. YAY! 837 00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:10,041 UM... 838 00:39:10,042 --> 00:39:12,583 I THINK IT'S YOUR BEDTIME, REGGIE. 839 00:39:15,084 --> 00:39:17,845 IF YOU WANT TO STAY UP A LITTLE WHILE LONGER, HONEY, IT'S OKAY WITH ME. 840 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:22,916 THAT'S OKAY. 841 00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:25,749 I'M TIRED. I HAD A LONG DAY. 842 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,583 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 'NIGHT. 843 00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:30,583 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 844 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,290 JOY, HONEY? 845 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,166 HMM? 846 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,500 I THINK I'LL GO HOME TOMORROW. 847 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,083 REALLY? 848 00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:42,124 MM-HMM. 849 00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:45,625 WE NEVER DO SEEM TO FIND A RESTING PLACE, DO WE? 850 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,166 NO. 851 00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:51,625 I DON'T MEAN TO BE HURTFUL, MOM. 852 00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:54,958 NEITHER DO I. 853 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,958 I KNOW. 854 00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:59,167 I COULD ALWAYS COME BACK. 855 00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,084 HMM... 856 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,874 SAY IT. 857 00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:07,791 YOU CAN ALWAYS COME BACK. 858 00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:09,083 THANK YOU. 859 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:20,000 I WORRY... ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER. 860 00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:21,750 I KNOW. 861 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,500 BOTH OF THEM. 862 00:40:27,084 --> 00:40:28,333 I KNOW. 863 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:37,083 [GEORGE]: I THINK THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO ESCAPE WHEREVER THEY ARE. 864 00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:41,666 WE NEARLY MADE IT. 865 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:43,958 TO OUR NEAR ESCAPE. 866 00:40:43,959 --> 00:40:45,209 CLINK. 867 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:57,000 I THINK IT WAS MEANT TO BE A NARROW ESCAPE, ACTUALLY, ROXY. 868 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:59,499 TO THAT TOO. 869 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,999 CLINK. 870 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,291 CLINK, YEAH. 871 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:09,375 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MEXICO? 872 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,291 NO. 873 00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:14,959 I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE. 874 00:41:17,167 --> 00:41:19,125 I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE. 875 00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:21,333 ME TOO. 876 00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:24,500 I THINK WE WOULD HAVE HAD FUN. 877 00:41:25,542 --> 00:41:26,999 ME TOO. 878 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,916 [GEORGE]: PEOPLE DON'T SEEM REALLY HAPPY WHERE THEY ARE. 879 00:41:29,917 --> 00:41:32,041 THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A DIFFERENT PLACE, 880 00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:34,999 A DIFFERENT PERSON, JUST DIFFERENT. 881 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,166 LIKE MY MOM USED TO SAY, 882 00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:39,707 "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER..." 883 00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:43,624 EVERYONE'S SEARCHING FOR THE OTHER SIDE. 884 00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:46,916 I'M ALREADY THERE, AND I'M STILL LOOKING. 885 00:41:46,917 --> 00:41:48,083 WE'RE SORRY. 886 00:41:48,084 --> 00:41:50,166 YOUR CALL CANNOT BE COMPLETED AS DIALED. 887 00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:53,083 PLEASE CHECK THE NUMBER AND DIAL AGAIN, OR CALL... 888 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,833 [GEORGE]: NO ONE WILL ADMIT IT, 889 00:41:56,834 --> 00:42:00,332 BUT PEOPLE DESPERATELY WANT TO BE IN CLUBS, 890 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:03,416 ESPECIALLY THE ONES THEY CAN'T JOIN, 891 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:07,750 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW THAT I'VE FOUND THE ONE I WANT TO BELONG TO... 892 00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:22,124 SO I WENT BACK TO THE ONLY ONE THAT WOULD HAVE ME FOR A MEMBER. 893 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:24,125 ARE YOU STILL WAITING FOR YOUR FRIENDS, HON? 894 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:25,875 YEAH. 895 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,458 I'LL COME BACK. 896 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:32,457 [GEORGE]: AND JUST BECAUSE I HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO, 897 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:34,290 DIDN'T MEAN I COULDN'T LISTEN. 898 00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:37,124 [RINGS] 899 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,208 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 900 00:42:38,209 --> 00:42:39,417 I'LL GET IT. 901 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:44,958 HELLO? 902 00:42:44,959 --> 00:42:48,041 LASS RESIDENCE. 903 00:42:48,042 --> 00:42:51,542 YOU MOTHER TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK TO COLLEGE NEXT SEMESTER. 904 00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:55,125 YEAH. 905 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:58,125 CONGRATULATIONS. 906 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,209 A FROG? 907 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,916 MM-HMM. 908 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:10,042 A LITTLE "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN" PRESENT. 909 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:12,417 FOR LUCK? 910 00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:16,624 FROGS SYMBOLIZE NEW LIFE, 911 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,833 TRANSFORMATION, 912 00:43:18,834 --> 00:43:21,707 FROM TADPOLE TO YOUNG WOMAN... 913 00:43:21,708 --> 00:43:24,167 THAT'S YOU, SWEETHEART. 914 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 WHATEVER YOU SAY, GRANDMA. 915 00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:35,167 YOU HAVE GREAT LIFE IN YOU, GEORGIA. 916 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,458 DON'T LET THAT ESCAPE YOU. 917 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,041 PROMISE? 918 00:43:43,417 --> 00:43:44,834 I PROMISE. 919 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,874 IT'S A FILTHY HABIT. 920 00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:56,458 ONE DRAG, AND DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER. 921 00:43:58,209 --> 00:43:59,834 I PROMISE. 922 00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:07,875 HELLO? 923 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:10,999 HELLO? CAN I HELP YOU? 924 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,625 HI. THIS IS... 925 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:18,374 IS THIS THE LADY OF THE HOUSE? 926 00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:20,249 NO, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE 927 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:22,833 IS DOING SOMETHING EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. 928 00:44:22,834 --> 00:44:25,500 I THINK IT INVOLVES A DUST BUSTER. 929 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,708 WHO IS THIS? 930 00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:32,917 WHO IS THIS? 931 00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:35,959 I HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. 932 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:49,999 [GEORGE]: AS A LITTLE GIRL, 933 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,416 I USED TO THINK MY GRANDMA WAS A LITTLE LOONY. 934 00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:58,958 NOW I GET THAT SHE WAS JUST REALLY ALIVE. 935 00:44:58,959 --> 00:45:02,124 IF I ONLY KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW... 936 00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:04,208 [CHUCKLES] 937 00:45:04,209 --> 00:45:05,917 JOIN THE CLUB.