1 00:00:06,291 --> 00:00:08,291 [♪♪] 2 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:08,999 [GEORGE] WHEN I WAS A KID, 3 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,041 MY PARENTS WOULD TELL ME TO HOLD ON TO THINGS TIGHTLY... 4 00:01:12,042 --> 00:01:15,083 A KITE, A BALLOON, WHATEVER... 5 00:01:15,084 --> 00:01:16,791 TO NOT LET GO... 6 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:20,207 BUT I WAS SCARED THAT IF I HELD ON TOO TIGHTLY 7 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:23,082 TO SOMETHING OR TO SOMEONE, 8 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,542 I'D BE CARRIED AWAY. 9 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:28,582 EXCEPT I'M THE ONE ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE IT'S OVER, 10 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,249 TIME TO MOVE ON. 11 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:32,290 THAT'S WHAT GRIM REAPERS DO. 12 00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:34,124 [MAN CLEARS THROAT] 13 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:36,082 AND NOW I'M CROUCHING IN THE BUSHES 14 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,249 OUTSIDE A BULLSHIT COUNTRY CLUB, 15 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,792 HOPING TO GET A LOOK AT THE BOY I CAN'T LET GO OF. 16 00:01:41,417 --> 00:01:42,542 WHAT THE FUCK? 17 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:44,958 HE DISAPPEARED. 18 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,332 HE DIDN'T CALL. 19 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:48,000 IT WAS MY FIRST TIME. 20 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,040 WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 21 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:51,874 REALLY, ALL I WANTED TO DO 22 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:53,666 WAS TELL SOMEBODY WHAT HAD HAPPENED, 23 00:01:53,667 --> 00:01:55,582 TELL THEM WHAT I HAD BECOME. 24 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,082 I'M A STALKER. 25 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,541 I HAD A STALKER ONCE. 26 00:01:58,542 --> 00:01:59,999 YEAH, HE WAS A SWEET BOY. 27 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,165 HE'D LEAVE ME WILDFLOWERS... 28 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:03,624 DEAD WILDFLOWERS... AND LITTLE SPARROWS. 29 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,040 DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M A STALKER? 30 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:07,124 HOW'D YOU GET RID OF HIM? 31 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:08,707 I STABBED HIM WITH GARDEN SHEARS. 32 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,124 DID YOU KILL HIM? 33 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:11,833 NO, I STABBED HIM RIGHT HERE. 34 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:13,707 WHOO. I WOULD HAVE STALKED YOU, DAISY. 35 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:14,916 I WOULD HAVE STALKED YOU. 36 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,541 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE DOING NOW? 37 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:18,083 PLEASE, COME ON. 38 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:19,666 I'M NOT STALKING YOU. I'M PERSISTENT. 39 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:21,208 WELL, I'M STALKING SOMEONE NOW. 40 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:22,208 WHO WANTS TO GUESS WHY? 41 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,916 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, SWEETIE? 42 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:25,041 REVENGE. 43 00:02:25,042 --> 00:02:26,722 WE'RE OUT OF THAT. ANYTHING ELSE LOOK GOOD? 44 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:27,829 OATMEAL WITH RAISINS. 45 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:31,208 WHY ARE YOU STALKING SOMEBODY? 46 00:02:31,209 --> 00:02:33,290 WHY WOULD YOU BE STALKING ANYONE AT ALL? 47 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:34,749 OH, SHIT, IT'S JOHNNY LAW. 48 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,958 I'M NOT EXACTLY STALKING ANYONE. 49 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:39,457 I'M... YOU'RE WHAT? 50 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,042 I'M JUST... SPIT IT OUT. 51 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,207 I'M HAVING OATMEAL. 52 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:44,666 WITH RAISINS. 53 00:02:44,667 --> 00:02:47,083 WELL. I'M GLAD WE GOT THAT SETTLED. 54 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,374 HOW DID THAT THING WITH THAT TRIP BLOKE WORK OUT, GEORGE? 55 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,499 WE SLEPT TOGETHER, AND THEN HE BLEW ME OFF. 56 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,582 NOT MY TYPE. 57 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:53,958 YEAH, HE'S ALIVE. 58 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:55,125 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 59 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:58,874 IS THAT RUBE'S DATEBOOK? WHY HAVE YOU GOT HIS BOOKS? 60 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:00,249 ARE YOU CARRYING THEM NOW, ROXY? 61 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:01,374 CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 62 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:02,999 DOES HE LET YOU CLEAN HIS ERASERS? 63 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,249 RUBE ISN'T HERE. 64 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,082 AND YOU'RE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER? 65 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,582 HE CAN'T JUST LEAVE AND NOT TELL ME. 66 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:09,999 FUCKING MEN. 67 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,749 CALM DOWN. HE'LL BE BACK. 68 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,310 I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GET TO BE RUBE. 69 00:03:13,334 --> 00:03:14,958 I THINK I SHOULD GET TO BE RUBE. 70 00:03:14,959 --> 00:03:15,999 MASON, I WILL SHOOT YOU 71 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,084 WHERE YOU BETTER PRAY IT GROWS BACK. 72 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:22,000 THERE YOU GO, ROXY. 73 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:26,457 HERE ARE YOUR REAP REPORTS. 74 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:29,582 JUST A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF WHAT HAPPENED, 75 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:32,124 HOW THE PERSON DIED, AND HOW THE REAP WENT DOWN. 76 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,916 FILL IT OUT. TURN IT BACK IN. 77 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,499 YEAH, I DON'T DO PAPERWORK. 78 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,624 YOU CAN'T WRITE? 79 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:39,041 I CAN WRITE FINE. 80 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:41,290 OH, WELL, YOU'RE AN ACTRESS, SO I DIDN'T WANT TO ASSUME. 81 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:42,874 SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS RUBE? 82 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:44,582 PERSONAL BUSINESS, PEANUT. 83 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:46,499 DON'T CALL ME THAT. 84 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:49,208 HE CAN'T JUST NOT CALL AND DISAPPEAR. 85 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,416 HERE'S YOUR OATMEAL. 86 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:54,124 I DON'T NEED OATMEAL... 87 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,874 OR RAISINS, 88 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,042 OR ANYBODY. 89 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:06,083 YOU TWO GOT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY? 90 00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:09,208 ME. 91 00:04:09,209 --> 00:04:10,332 I DIDN'T GET A POST-IT. 92 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,541 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HELP GEORGE. 93 00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:15,040 YOU TWO DO THE REAP, YOU FILL OUT THE FORM, 94 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:16,332 AND THEN YOU COME BACK TO ME 95 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:17,375 FOR DEBRIEFING. 96 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:20,416 YOU GOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY, BLONDIE? 97 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:21,666 NO, BUT THOSE DRESS BLUES 98 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:23,666 DO WONDERFUL THINGS FOR YOUR EYES, ROXY. 99 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,124 I JUST... 100 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:26,999 LOVE A WOMAN IN A UNIFORM. 101 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,332 WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY? 102 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:30,667 I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR AUTHORITY FIGURES. 103 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,124 YOU TWO GOT SECRETS? 104 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,999 I DON'T LIKE SECRETS. 105 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,041 I DON'T HAVE SECRETS. 106 00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:39,624 I HAVE NO SECRETS. 107 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:40,667 OKAY. 108 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:42,458 WHERE'S RUBE? 109 00:04:44,209 --> 00:04:45,417 HE HAS SECRETS. 110 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,375 [VIDEOGAME MUSIC PLAYING] 111 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,624 [RINGS BELL] 112 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:04,707 [VIDEOGAME STOPS] 113 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:05,999 HI. HI. 114 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,541 YOU NEED SOME HELP? I DO. 115 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:08,708 GOT TO TAKE A NUMBER, DUDE. 116 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,999 WELL, WHO GOT THE FIRST ONE? 117 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,625 I DON'T KNOW. I WASN'T HERE ON FRIDAY. 118 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,707 WELL, I NEED INFORMATION ABOUT A WOMAN 119 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:24,165 WHO LIVED HERE A WHILE BACK. 120 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:27,708 MARRIAGE LICENSES, DEEDS, DEATH CERTIFICATES, 121 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,374 THAT SORT OF THING. 122 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:32,165 SORRY, MAN. MRS. JACOBS DOES RECORDS. 123 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,958 I'M VEHICLE REGISTRATION. 124 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,124 SHE'S NOT HERE, SO YOU GOT TO COME BACK. 125 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,416 WEDNESDAY IS RECORDS. 126 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:39,959 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON? 127 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:41,457 JOEY. 128 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:44,083 YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT KIDS THESE DAYS, JOEY. 129 00:05:44,084 --> 00:05:45,666 AH, THEY SAY YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH 130 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:47,541 OF SELF-OBSESSED, LAZY NUMBNUTS 131 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:50,041 WHO HAVE LOST THE CAPACITY TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES. 132 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,958 WELL, IT'S NOT TRUE. 133 00:05:52,959 --> 00:05:54,749 OH, I'LL KICK THEIR ASSES FOR SAYING SO. 134 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:55,959 GOOD FOR YOU, JOEY. 135 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,583 HERE'S MY NUMBER. 136 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:01,624 NOW HOW ABOUT RESTORING A DUDE'S FAITH 137 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:03,583 IN AMERICA'S YOUTH AND HELPING ME OUT? 138 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,208 ANYTHING FOR AMERICA, DUDE. 139 00:06:07,209 --> 00:06:09,833 YOU'RE A GOOD KID AND FINE CITIZEN, JOEY. 140 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:11,041 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 141 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:12,499 UH, JUST DON'T TELL MRS. JACOBS, 142 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,124 BECAUSE SHE WILL FUCK ME UP. 143 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,000 OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. WHERE DO WE GO? 144 00:06:17,084 --> 00:06:18,125 WELL, THIS IS, LIKE, IT. 145 00:06:19,042 --> 00:06:20,333 WE WENT DIGITAL LAST YEAR. 146 00:06:23,042 --> 00:06:24,042 [SIGHS] 147 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:35,749 [VIDEOGAME MUSIC PLAYS] 148 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,042 OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 149 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 [MUSIC SHUTS OFF] 150 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,208 LISTEN, SWEETIE. TONIGHT'S WITH YOUR DAD, 151 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:44,049 SO YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO PACK YOUR OVERNIGHT. 152 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:45,125 I'M PACKED. 153 00:06:45,126 --> 00:06:48,416 NEATLY, OR DID YOU JUST THROW EVERYTHING IN THERE? 154 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:49,417 NEATLY. 155 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:54,124 LANGENSTEIN'S IS DELIVERING OVER SOME GROCERIES, 156 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:57,040 SO PLEASE, TRY TO BE NICE. 157 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:59,083 WHY ARE WE GETTING GROCERIES DELIVERED? 158 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:00,749 WELL, BECAUSE IT MAKES MY LIFE EASIER. 159 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:01,874 [DOORBELL RINGS] 160 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,040 GAIL RECOMMENDED HIM. 161 00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:04,375 EVERYONE'S USING HIM. 162 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:08,083 HELLO. 163 00:07:08,084 --> 00:07:09,041 OH, MY GOD. 164 00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:10,582 JOY LASS? 165 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:11,749 YES. 166 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,124 I'M VINCE FROM LANGENSTEIN'S. 167 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,792 GUARANTEED TO BRING IT ON TIME, EVERY TIME. 168 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:20,666 HEY, LITTLE LADY. 169 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:21,875 HI. 170 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,874 SO THAT'LL BE 73 ON THE NOSE. 171 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:27,041 OH, RIGHT. OKAY. 172 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:29,624 UM... 173 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:31,082 OH, GOD. 174 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,165 I FORGOT TO GO TO THE F-ING A.T.M. 175 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:34,290 MOM. 176 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:36,040 I SAID "F" -ING. 177 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:38,124 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE SOME MORE MONEY UPSTAIRS, 178 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,917 SO I'LL JUST RUN AND GET IT. 179 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:48,167 YOU LIKE POP TARTS? 180 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:49,707 YEP. 181 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:51,042 YEAH, ME TOO. 182 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:56,958 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 183 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,165 REGGIE. 184 00:07:58,166 --> 00:07:59,249 YOU MARRIED? 185 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,582 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 186 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,958 WELL, I BET THE BOYS AT SCHOOL HAVE BIG CRUSHES ON YOU. 187 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:05,083 JUST ONE, BUT HE'S A GEEK. 188 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:06,749 I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 189 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,833 I USED TO TOTALLY BE AFRAID OF GIRLS. 190 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,034 NOW I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING. 191 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,749 EVERYONE'S AFRAID OF SOMETHING. 192 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:13,917 NOT ME. 193 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:15,834 MY SISTER'S DEAD. 194 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:18,582 OKAY. 195 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,290 YOU CAN ASK MY MOM IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 196 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,667 SHE DIED LAST YEAR. 197 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:23,999 HOW DID SHE DIE? 198 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,916 SHE WAS MURDERED. 199 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:26,917 SERIOUSLY? 200 00:08:28,084 --> 00:08:30,083 IN THE LIVING ROOM. 201 00:08:30,084 --> 00:08:31,458 THEY NEVER FOUND WHO DID IT. 202 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,208 OKAY... 203 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,916 HERE WE GO. 204 00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:37,999 72, 205 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,958 AND IT'S A MIRACLE, FIVE MORE. 206 00:08:39,959 --> 00:08:40,999 THANKS. 207 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,499 BOY, THIS WAS SO EASY. 208 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,082 I GUESS WE'LL BE SEEING YOU NEXT WEEK, 209 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,250 HMM, REGGIE? 210 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,916 ACTUALLY, THIS IS NOT MY ROUTE. 211 00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:50,208 I'M FILLING IN FOR DAVEY. 212 00:08:50,209 --> 00:08:51,458 YOU'LL LIKE HIM. 213 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:54,165 OH, OKAY. 214 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,208 BYE. 215 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:00,750 [♪♪] 216 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,207 THERE'S NEVER A COP AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE. 217 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,833 AND BY THE SAME LOGIC, 218 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:11,082 WHEN A GIRL FINALLY HAS ONE SECRET TRULY WORTH SHARING, 219 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:14,083 THERE'S NEVER A SINGLE PERSON AROUND TO LISTEN. 220 00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:17,333 GOD! GET A ROOM. 221 00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:21,583 YUCK. 222 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,416 WHAT'S UP, CRYSTAL? 223 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:25,833 NOTHING. 224 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,707 IT'S LIKE MATING SEASON AROUND HERE. 225 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:29,374 ARE WE, LIKE, THE ONLY TWO IN THIS OFFICE 226 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,417 WHO ARE SINGLE? 227 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,874 I MEAN, I DON'T MEAN TO ASSUME. 228 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,083 DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, CRYSTAL? 229 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:48,042 OKAY. NICE TALKING TO YOU. 230 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:49,541 YOU TOO. 231 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,332 I COULDN'T TELL DELORES. 232 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,707 THAT WOULD BE LIKE TELLING A PARENT, 233 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:56,084 AND THERE ARE SOME LINES YOU JUST DON'T CROSS. 234 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,041 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 235 00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:01,249 LET ME GUESS. YOU HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT 236 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,457 AND HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY AGAIN. 237 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:03,833 NO. 238 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:06,115 MILLIE, THIS IS REALLY GETTING TO BE A PAIN IN THE KEISTER. 239 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,457 NO, WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU... 240 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,000 [COUPLE LAUGHING] 241 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,165 DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING THAT WE'RE, LIKE, 242 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:16,208 THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE HERE THAT ARE SINGLE? 243 00:10:16,209 --> 00:10:20,124 MILLIE, YOU SAY THAT AS IF IT'S A BAD THING. 244 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,374 I HAVE AN ACTIVE ONLINE PROFILE, 245 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,541 AND NOT A DAY GOES BY 246 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,791 THAT I DON'T RECEIVE AN E-MAIL ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT. 247 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,958 DON'T ASK. 248 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,250 WHAT? YOU KNOW. 249 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,290 NO, I DON'T KNOW. 250 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,207 MEN WANT ONE THING, MILLIE. 251 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:33,791 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 252 00:10:33,792 --> 00:10:36,666 I'VE JUST RECEIVED AN E-MAIL OF A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT NATURE. 253 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:37,833 DON'T LOOK. 254 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:38,875 REALLY? 255 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,332 OH, HE WANTS TO MEET MURRAY. 256 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:45,541 THAT'S SWEET. 257 00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:48,124 THAT'S NOT SWEET, MILLIE. IT'S PROVOCATIVE. 258 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,249 I DON'T GET IT. 259 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,624 OH, COME ON. 260 00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:52,166 HE WANTS TO... 261 00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,500 [WHISPERING] PET MY CAT. 262 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,084 MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO MEET MURRAY. 263 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:02,208 MY GOODNESS, YOU ARE YOUNG. 264 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:06,124 ANYWAY, I'M MEETING A NEW E-FRIEND THIS EVENING AT THE REN FAIR, 265 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:09,999 AND MAYBE YOU THINK WATCHING JOUSTING ALL NIGHT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 266 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,749 I'M TELLING YOU, MEN HAVE ONE THING 267 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,165 AND ONE THING ONLY ON THE BRAIN. 268 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,332 JOUSTING? 269 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,833 THEY'RE PRIMAL CREATURES, THESE... 270 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,749 THESE MEN. 271 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,582 THEY'RE AWFUL, AREN'T THEY? 272 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,582 BUT THEY'RE CUTE, AND THEY CAN'T COOK, 273 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:24,749 AND WE JUST CAN'T HELP OURSELVES. 274 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:25,874 I GOT TO GO. 275 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:26,999 OH, I'M SORRY, MILLIE. 276 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,720 YOU WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING. WHAT WAS IT? 277 00:11:28,744 --> 00:11:30,245 I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 278 00:11:34,042 --> 00:11:37,417 NO, THAT'S WHAT TIME THE PILATES CLASS IS, CLANCY. 279 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:41,999 I'M GETTING IN SHAPE FOR MYSELF, ALL RIGHT? 280 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,208 LOOK, CAN YOU PICK HER UP EARLY OR NOT? 281 00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:46,417 THANK YOU. 282 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,834 PILATES? 283 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,666 YEAH. 284 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,707 IT'S AN EXERCISE CLASS. 285 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:54,999 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 286 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,208 LILY NOLAN DOES IT. 287 00:11:56,209 --> 00:11:57,249 SHE'S 11. 288 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,624 YOU DON'T DO PILATES. 289 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,208 OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I LIED. 290 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,083 I HAVE A DATE. 291 00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:04,166 NO WAY. 292 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:07,042 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOUR MOTHER HAS A DATE. 293 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,999 WITH VINCE? 294 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,333 THE DELIVERY GUY? OH, NO. 295 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,125 DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT I HAVE A DATE? 296 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,125 BECAUSE... YOU KNOW... 297 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,958 THE THING IS, HONEY... 298 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:24,666 I MEAN, AS MUCH AS I LOVE TO BE ALONE, 299 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:27,332 AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE BEING YOUR MOM, 300 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,666 WELL, THERE'S JUST A PART OF ME... 301 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:29,958 DAD'S GIRLFRIEND DUMPED HIM. 302 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,124 REALLY? 303 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,125 DUMPED HIM. 304 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,457 DID HE TELL YOU THAT? 305 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,458 YEP. 306 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,707 DON'T TELL YOUR DAD ABOUT MY DATE. 307 00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:40,500 SO IF HE ASKS, SHOULD I JUST LIE? 308 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,166 LIKE A RUG. 309 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,916 MOST PEOPLE KNOW THAT DEATH'S COMING, 310 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,999 AND MOST PEOPLE REFRAIN FROM SEEKING IT OUT. 311 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,999 SOME PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT. 312 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,749 FRIENDOS, WE GATHER TODAY 313 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,916 SO THAT YOURS TRULY, ICARUS JONES, 314 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,124 CAN DEMONSTRATE THAT IT IS BETTER TO TAKE THE SICK RISK 315 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,916 THAN TO SUFFER THAT WASTING ILLNESS 316 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,249 OTHER PEOPLE CALL "GETTING BY." 317 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,250 [CHEERING] 318 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,124 SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO COMPREHENSION 319 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,625 THAT DEATH CAN BE SO CLOSE. 320 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:15,749 AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE MESSAGE 321 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,332 FOR ANY GRIM REAPERS OUT THERE IN THE AUDIENCE. 322 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,999 I REALIZE IT MUST BE SO FRUSTRATING 323 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,041 GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED. 324 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:25,082 THIS IS SOME WEIRD SHIT. 325 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,874 TRUE WORDS, GEORGIE. TRUE WORDS. 326 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,166 SERIOUSLY. 327 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,083 YOU CANNOT MESS AROUND WITH DEATH, 328 00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:31,791 AND IF DEATH IS HERE TODAY, 329 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:33,707 THEN I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY PERSONAL 330 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,165 I WANT TO EXPRESS TO HIM. 331 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,374 OR HER. 332 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:37,375 LET ME SEE. 333 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,916 DEATH, YOU CAN KISS MY SWEET ASS! 334 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:43,291 [CHEERING] 335 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,124 IS THAT... IS THAT FOR US? 336 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,416 I BELIEVE IT IS. 337 00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:49,917 THAT'S REALLY IMPOLITE. 338 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,417 LET'S DO THIS SHIT! 339 00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:09,000 [CROWD CHEERING] 340 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,958 WAKE UP, MAN. 341 00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,500 WE JUST WON THE LOTTERY. 342 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,625 YEAH! 343 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:42,959 MY GOD. 344 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,749 YES. OH, YES! 345 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,083 THAT WAS SICK! 346 00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,416 50-FOOT FREEFALL, ALL VERTICAL. 347 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:50,999 OWW! 348 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,290 YOU'RE DEAD. 349 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,958 YOU REALIZE THAT, DON'T YOU? 350 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,332 YEAH, IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER. 351 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,124 DON'T YOU CARE? 352 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:01,958 SURE. IT'S ALL TRANSITION. 353 00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:03,207 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? 354 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,624 NO! YOU DON'T GET IT. 355 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,874 YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 356 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,249 IT DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING SPECIAL 357 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,040 TO JUMP OFF A FUCKING BUILDING. 358 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,374 WHOA, EASY... 359 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:13,999 DON'T "WHOA, EASY" ME! 360 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,249 YOU WERE ALIVE, AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. 361 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,207 NO MORE JUMPING OR DIVING OR KISSING 362 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,916 OR PARTYING OR DATING OR WHATEVER. 363 00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,583 WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? 364 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,500 WHAT'S THIS? 365 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,124 IT'S NATIONAL, MAN. 366 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,166 WE'RE TIED IN TO THE WHOLE NATIONAL DATABASE. 367 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:45,083 BOOM, INSTANT INFORMATION. 368 00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:47,250 I DON'T WANT NATIONAL. I WANT HERE, THIS TOWN. 369 00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,500 BUT THIS IS LIKE... 370 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,250 MORE. 371 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,917 I DON'T ENVY YOU, JOEY. 372 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,332 YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WITH 12,000 MENUS 373 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,917 AND NOT A THING YOU CAN EAT. 374 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,542 HEY, I GET THAT. 375 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,417 I REALLY HOPE YOU DO. 376 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,290 DUDE. 377 00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:13,291 I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS THE BOXES IN THE BASEMENT. 378 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,416 IS THAT RIGHT? 379 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,000 YEAH. COME ON. 380 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,916 HEY. SO... 381 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,916 WE'LL STOP BY MANDARIN KING TONIGHT, 382 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:31,749 AND FOR BREAKFAST I GOT THOSE TOASTER THINGS YOU LIKE. 383 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,124 WE HAD KUNG PAO CHICKEN LAST NIGHT, 384 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,916 SO TRY TO AVOID CHINESE. 385 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,877 BUT SHE LIKES CHINESE FOOD. DON'T YOU, SWEETHEART? 386 00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,040 IT'S FINE. 387 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,917 YOU LIKE CHINESE. 388 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,457 HEY, IS THAT THAT SHALIMAR I BOUGHT YOU? 389 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,125 NOPE, IT'S THE CHANEL I BOUGHT ME. 390 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:51,208 SO YOUR MOM SEEMS TO BE IN GOOD SPIRITS. 391 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,917 TERRIFIC. 392 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,124 YEAH. 393 00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:00,207 JEEZ, YOU GUYS HAVE SO MUCH FOOD 394 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,666 IN THE HOUSE, I'M JEALOUS. 395 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,041 WE HAD THIS GUY DELIVER GROCERIES THIS MORNING, 396 00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:05,208 VINCE. 397 00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:06,083 VINCE? 398 00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:08,374 AND IT WAS EXPENSIVE, LIKE 80 BUCKS FOR NOTHING. 399 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,624 YEAH, THAT'S NOT LIKE YOUR MOTHER 400 00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:12,708 TO THROW AWAY MONEY. 401 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,958 SO... 402 00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:22,290 HOW ARE YOU, JOY? 403 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,958 I'M GREAT. 404 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,541 SO I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR, UH... GROCERIES DELIVERED. 405 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,208 YEAH, JUST THOUGHT WE'D TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 406 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,041 GOOD FOR YOU. 407 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,165 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 408 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,290 WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY, 409 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:35,041 AND IF IT'S... VINCE THE GROCERY BOY, 410 00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,708 GOOD FOR YOU. 411 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,541 HOW'S CHARLOTTE? SHE'S GOOD. 412 00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,792 BIG PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND? 413 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,208 NOTHING SPECIAL. 414 00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:47,207 ALREADY SETTLING IN TO A ROUTINE, I GUESS, HMM? 415 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,125 THAT'S HOW IT IS WITH LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS. 416 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,625 YEP. 417 00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:53,125 GOOD FOR YOU. 418 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,792 I'LL GO GET YOUR BAG, SWEETHEART. 419 00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:02,124 DID YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER ABOUT CHARLOTTE AND ME? 420 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,874 NO. 421 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,275 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE LYING, REGGIE. 422 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,707 OKAY. I TOLD HER. 423 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,165 SO WHAT'S YOUR MOM UP TO THESE DAYS? 424 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,291 PILATES. 425 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,332 REGGIE'S GOT A HUMAN DEVELOPMENT ASSIGNMENT 426 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,667 DUE MONDAY. 427 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:30,834 CLANCY. 428 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,999 MARVIN GAYE. 429 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,166 DUE MONDAY. 430 00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:45,083 HELLO. 431 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,499 WELL, GET SOMEBODY ELSE. 432 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,707 BILL, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M... I'M... 433 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,207 OF COURSE. I UNDERSTAND. 434 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,750 [SIGHS] 435 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,291 I CAN BE THERE IN AN HOUR. 436 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,249 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 437 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,124 DEPARTMENT MEETING. IT CAME COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE. 438 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,082 DON'T DO THIS, CLANCY. 439 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,499 I CAN PICK HER UP IN THE MORNING. 440 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,165 YOUR PHONE DIDN'T RING. 441 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,542 IT WAS ON VIBRATE. 442 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,791 REGGIE, 443 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:16,041 YOUR FATHER HAS AN UNEXPECTED CONFLICT. 444 00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,041 SO YOU'LL BE STAYING WITH ME TONIGHT. 445 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,125 SORRY, HONEY. 446 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,667 I WANT TO LIVE WITH GRANDMA. 447 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,125 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 448 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,958 LINDA, I GOT THOSE FLAMING SAMBUCAS RACKED AND READY. 449 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,582 HI. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A SEC, HON. 450 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,041 I GOTTA GET THESE OUT. 451 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,332 LIKE BOOZE ISN'T DANGEROUS ENOUGH BY ITSELF. 452 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,582 HERE'S A THOUGHT. LET'S LIGHT THE BOOZE ON FIRE 453 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,416 AND HAND IT TO DRUNK PEOPLE. 454 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:56,749 RECIPE FOR DISASTER? 455 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,290 THAT'S JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING. 456 00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:00,331 LISTEN, MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING READY TO GO TO A CLUB. 457 00:20:00,355 --> 00:20:01,416 THEY WANT TO GO DANCING... 458 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,749 I DON'T WANT TO GO DANCING. 459 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,499 I WAS THINKING YOU DON'T WANT TO GO DANCING. 460 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,624 I WAS HOPING INSTEAD... 461 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,749 YOU CAN'T BUY ME A DRINK. 462 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,000 I CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE. 463 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,999 FINISH YOUR SENTENCE. 464 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,440 I WAS HOPING I COULD BUY YOU A DRINK. 465 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,791 YOU'RE NOT A GOOD LISTENER. 466 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,041 I HEARD YOU. 467 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,722 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED YOUR MIND. 468 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,416 NO, BUT THANK YOU. 469 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,167 THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE. 470 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,582 WHO IS THAT? 471 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,833 HIS NAME IS RAY SUMMERS, AND THAT IS THE FIRST TIME 472 00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:29,290 I EVER SAW A WOMAN SAY NO TO HIM. 473 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,582 GOOD FOR YOU. 474 00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,791 GOOD FOR ME. 475 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:36,749 I'M LOOKING FOR A MR. OR MRS. B. BRIGGS. 476 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,999 OH, YOU MEAN BUDDY. SEE THOSE TWO COWBOYS? 477 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 THE GUY WHO WINS IS BUDDY BRIGGS. 478 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,499 WHO'S NEXT? 479 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,124 BETTER BRING A SACK LUNCH AND YOUR DADDY'S SHOES. 480 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,208 THIS IS A MAN'S GAME. 481 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,624 NOW WE'RE TALKING. 482 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,290 HELL, I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SOME PAIN. 483 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,051 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR WISH, BUDDY. 484 00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:58,165 HEY, PRETTY GIRL. 485 00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,209 WHAT'LL YOU GIVE ME IF I TAKE THIS GUY DOWN? 486 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,874 DAMN. 487 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,917 SHOW THEM A LITTLE COUNTRY, NOW, YOU HEAR? 488 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,750 YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BOY. 489 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,834 [CROWD CHEERING] 490 00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,582 YOU ALL RIGHT THERE, BUDDY? 491 00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,000 I FEEL A LITTLE WARM, IS ALL. 492 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,249 WHAT THE... 493 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,875 [WOMAN SCREAMS] [BUDDY SCREAMS] 494 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,124 THAT GUY'S ON FIRE. 495 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,667 SEVEN BALL, SIDE POCKET. 496 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:03,999 DANG, I BURNED UP. 497 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,541 SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION. 498 00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:07,042 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS A MYTH. 499 00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:12,707 SO ARE YOU GOING ON YOUR DATE? 500 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:13,833 HMM. 501 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,290 THANKS TO YOUR FATHER, NO. 502 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,749 WHY IS THIS GUY STILL COMING OVER? 503 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,083 WELL, BECAUSE IT'S... 504 00:22:20,084 --> 00:22:22,791 IT'S MORE POLITE TO SAY NO IN PERSON. 505 00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:24,332 YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HIM. 506 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,999 REGGIE, I'M BEING POLITE. 507 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,958 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE? 508 00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:31,124 [SIGHS] 509 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:32,083 20 YEARS AGO. 510 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,625 YOU HAVEN'T KISSED ANYONE BUT DAD IN 20 YEARS? 511 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,624 YEAH. 512 00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:38,833 DO YOU THINK YOU FORGOT HOW? 513 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:39,999 [DOORBELL RINGS] 514 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,582 I REALLY DON'T THINK THEY'VE CHANGED IT ALL THAT MUCH. 515 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,083 HURRY, UPSTAIRS. SCOOT, SCOOT. 516 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:47,500 MAYBE YOU SHOULD PRACTICE ON YOUR ARM, LIKE THIS... 517 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,500 UPSTAIRS NOW. 518 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,082 HI, JOY. 519 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,582 MY GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT. 520 00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,708 OH, THANK YOU, ANGELO. 521 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,667 SO THIS IS BEATRICE LANE. 522 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:06,000 AS ADVERTISED. 523 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:08,041 [SIGHS] 524 00:23:08,042 --> 00:23:09,875 THIS IS GOING TO SOUND TERRIBLE. 525 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,875 I-I REALLY... 526 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,249 I REALLY WANTED TO DO THIS EVENING, 527 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,374 BUT I THOUGHT MY EX WAS GOING TO TAKE REGGIE. 528 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,083 BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HE CAN'T. 529 00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:22,164 OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. LET'S JUST BRING HER ALONG. 530 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:23,458 YES! 531 00:23:24,041 --> 00:23:25,541 REGGIE. 532 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:27,040 HI, REGGIE. 533 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:29,124 I'M ANGELO. YOU REMEMBER ME? 534 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:31,124 YOU OWNED THE APARTMENT WE LOOKED AT. 535 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,999 YEAH. 536 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,917 YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THIS EVENING, REGGIE? 537 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,083 WELL, YOU DO NOW. 538 00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,041 COOL. 539 00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:42,083 WELL, LET'S GO. 540 00:23:42,834 --> 00:23:44,209 I'M CHANGING. 541 00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:51,167 THIS, JOSEPH, IS A SYSTEM. 542 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,999 EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE, LAID OUT. 543 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,833 YOU CAN TOUCH IT. YOU CAN SEE IT. 544 00:23:57,834 --> 00:24:00,250 SURE, BUT NO INTERNET PORN. 545 00:24:01,959 --> 00:24:03,040 SOMEONE EVER TELL YOU 546 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,041 THAT STUFF'LL MAKE YOU GO BLIND? 547 00:24:05,042 --> 00:24:06,083 ACCEPTABLE RISK. 548 00:24:07,417 --> 00:24:10,541 HEY, HERE'S A BIRTH CERTIFICATE FOR A ROSE SOFER. 549 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:11,833 THAT HELP? 550 00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:13,042 LUCY'S DAUGHTER. 551 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:35,875 LET'S MAKE A PILE FOR THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, HUH? 552 00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:39,375 MAN, THIS SHIT IS OLD... 553 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:43,166 LIKE, 80 YEARS. 554 00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:45,291 FUCKING... INDIANS STILL ROAMING THE PLAINS. 555 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,250 YOU SMOKE A LOT OF MARIJUANA, JOEY? 556 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,209 NOT TILL AFTER WORK. 557 00:24:53,834 --> 00:24:55,582 YOU'D THINK SOMEONE BURNING TO A CRISP 558 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:58,041 WOULD HAVE THINNED OUT THE CROWD A LITTLE. 559 00:24:58,042 --> 00:24:59,499 JUST BY ONE, I'M AFRAID. 560 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,165 I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 561 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,416 BUT YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO. 562 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,207 WANT TO LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK OR NOT? 563 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:05,791 YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 564 00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:07,040 NOTED. 565 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:09,291 MACY? I'LL HAVE ONE MORE. THANKS. 566 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:12,624 SO, WHAT, PEOPLE AROUND HERE 567 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:14,332 JUST DON'T CARE THAT A MAN DIED? 568 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,166 YOU'RE STILL HERE. 569 00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:17,541 DEATH DOESN'T SCARE ME. 570 00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:18,792 NOTED. 571 00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:21,707 YOU WANT A DRINK, SWEETHEART? 572 00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:22,833 A SHOT OF TEQUILA. 573 00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:23,958 WHAT KIND? 574 00:25:23,959 --> 00:25:25,639 WHATEVER'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE. HE'S BUYING. 575 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,457 SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 576 00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:30,999 THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL. 577 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,560 I... I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD BACK OFF. 578 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:34,291 FUNNY BOY. 579 00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:36,707 I KNOW IT'S RAY. 580 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:37,874 THEN WHY DID YOU ASK? 581 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,416 JUST MAKING CONVERSATION. 582 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,541 I THINK WE'VE MOVED PAST THAT LITTLE NUMBER. 583 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:42,959 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE. 584 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,165 OKAY. 585 00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:47,208 THEN WHY DON'T WE START WITH YOUR NAME, 586 00:25:47,209 --> 00:25:48,999 AND WE'LL GO ON FROM THERE. 587 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,120 THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL, BUT THANKS FOR THE COCKTAIL. 588 00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:55,624 I WANT HER. 589 00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:57,042 WHOEVER SHE IS. 590 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,124 HEY, BARKEEP, DOS CERVEZAS, POR FAVOR, 591 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:04,624 THEN DOS MORE. 592 00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:06,041 GRACIAS. 593 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:09,833 GEORGIE, SOME VAGUE NOTION OF IMMORTALITY NOTWITHSTANDING, 594 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,394 THAT IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO DRIVE A CAR, 595 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,475 AND I SWEAR TO GOD, I HOPE ONE OF THESE BEERS IS MINE. 596 00:26:13,499 --> 00:26:14,124 NO. 597 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:15,290 YOU MADE IT. 598 00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:17,625 THANK GOD. SHE IS IN SUCH A BLOODY BAD MOOD. 599 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,834 YOU FINISHING THAT? 600 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:24,082 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? IT SMELLS LIKE BUFFALO WINGS. 601 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,332 YEAH, THAT'S BUDDY. HE GOT BURNED. 602 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,499 GOOD. ONE LESS MAN IN THE WORLD. 603 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,040 [BELCHES] EXCUSE ME. 604 00:26:30,041 --> 00:26:31,332 UGH. 605 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,209 HI. I'M RAY. 606 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,749 FUCK YOU, RAY. 607 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:36,208 NICE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU GUYS. 608 00:26:36,209 --> 00:26:37,209 RAY, THIS IS MASON... 609 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,290 MASON, RAY... 610 00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:41,165 AND GEORGE. CURIOUS GEORGE. 611 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,499 SO, DAISY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 612 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,980 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE THREE OF US. 613 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:45,582 DAISY? 614 00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:46,750 DAISY ADAIR. 615 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:48,374 [RAY CHUCKLES] 616 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,166 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, RAY? 617 00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:51,750 I'M A TELEVISION PRODUCER, GEORGE. 618 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,457 SO YOU'RE RICH? 619 00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:54,541 COMFORTABLE. 620 00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:55,999 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE CHARMING. 621 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,124 TOLERABLE. 622 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,916 AND WOMEN JUST FALL THE FUCK ALL OVER YOU. 623 00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:01,707 NOT YOU, I SUSPECT. 624 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:03,124 GEORGIA, YOU'RE BEING IMPOLITE. 625 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,249 NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. 626 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:05,582 EVERYBODY LIKES ME EVENTUALLY. 627 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,124 OKAY, DAISY, I NEED A WORD WITH YOU. 628 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,000 I DON'T THINK SO. 629 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,124 [BELCHES] 630 00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:11,208 SO, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, ASSHOLE? 631 00:27:11,209 --> 00:27:12,769 OH, I'M JUST HAPPY TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND, 632 00:27:12,793 --> 00:27:13,916 DAISY HERE. 633 00:27:13,917 --> 00:27:15,124 DAISY, REALLY, A WORD. 634 00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:16,416 REALLY, NOT NOW. 635 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:17,833 RAY. IS IT RAY? 636 00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:19,124 RAY. RAY, HEY. 637 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:21,249 SO HAS DAISY TOLD YOU OF HER EXTENSIVE... 638 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,874 SOME MIGHT SAY INTIMATE... 639 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,624 KNOWLEDGE OF ERROL FLYNN? 640 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:26,707 OH, YEAH? I LOVE THOSE OLD MOVIES. 641 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:27,959 EXCUSE US. 642 00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:32,291 YOUR FLY'S UNDONE. 643 00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:35,666 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 644 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,207 I TOLD YOU. 645 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:38,500 I'M WORRIED ABOUT GEORGE. 646 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,416 SHE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY ODD. 647 00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:43,040 YOU JUST SAW IT BACK THERE, DIDN'T YOU? 648 00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:45,083 SHE'S GOT A CRUSH ON A BOY. SHE'LL BE FINE. 649 00:27:45,084 --> 00:27:47,041 YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. 650 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,499 EARLIER, IT WAS SHOUTING, IT WAS MAYHEM, 651 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,666 IT WAS CHAOS, ALL RIGHT? 652 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,166 GEORGE IS A BIG GIRL, 653 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:54,374 AND EVEN IF SHE'S NOT A BIG GIRL, 654 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:57,166 SHE'S A DEAD GIRL. SHE'S GOING TO BE OKAY, 655 00:27:57,167 --> 00:27:58,416 AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 656 00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:00,537 I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, SO EXCUSE ME... 657 00:28:00,561 --> 00:28:01,833 JUST FUCKING WAIT. 658 00:28:01,834 --> 00:28:03,124 WHAT IS IT, MASON? 659 00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:05,041 ALL RIGHT. 660 00:28:05,042 --> 00:28:08,874 I'VE ALWAYS FOUND YOUR STORIES CHARMINGLY NAUGHTY. 661 00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:11,166 THE LEGENDARY BLOWJOBS OF YORE. 662 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:15,208 THEY WERE ALL QUITE ROMANTIC IN THEIR FASHION, YOU KNOW? 663 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:18,749 THANK YOU. 664 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,917 I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOU WITH ANOTHER MAN. 665 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,375 I'M NOT WITH HIM. 666 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,416 I'M SORRY. 667 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,667 I HAVE TO CHECK MY ROUGE. 668 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:35,833 WELL, MASON, I GUESS IT'S TIME 669 00:28:35,834 --> 00:28:37,750 FOR YOU TO GET PRETTY WELL SHITFACED. 670 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:41,332 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST PULL ON IT 671 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,833 A LITTLE BIT, LIKE THAT, AND IT TURNS. 672 00:28:43,834 --> 00:28:45,582 GOOD. GOOD. 673 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:47,083 IF YOU WANT IT TO TURN FASTER, 674 00:28:47,084 --> 00:28:49,040 YOU JUST PUNCH OUT INTO THE AIR. 675 00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:50,707 JUST A LITTLE. JUST A LITTLE. 676 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:51,791 GOOD. 677 00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:53,291 OH! NO! 678 00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:56,374 I'M TERRIBLE AT THIS. 679 00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:57,624 JUST TAKES PRACTICE. 680 00:28:57,625 --> 00:28:58,750 YOU GO LAUNCH IT. 681 00:29:00,209 --> 00:29:01,332 YOU HAVING FUN? 682 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,249 YEAH. YEAH. 683 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,041 NOT EXACTLY WHAT I'D HOPED FOR, 684 00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:06,000 BUT... 685 00:29:06,001 --> 00:29:07,457 WHAT DID YOU WANT? 686 00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:10,083 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT WE'D HAVE A LITTLE DINNER, 687 00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:11,874 MAYBE A COUPLE OF GLASSES OF WINE, 688 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,874 SOME AWKWARD CONVERSATION, 689 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,041 AND THEN I ATTACK YOU. 690 00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:19,749 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 691 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:20,959 MM-HMM. 692 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,167 ALL RIGHT, REGGIE, TOSS IT UP IN THE AIR! 693 00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:25,999 NICE. 694 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,124 OKAY. 695 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:28,541 I'M READY. MY TURN. READY? 696 00:29:28,542 --> 00:29:29,834 SHOW ME WHAT TO DO. 697 00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:32,417 ALL RIGHT, NOW. GOOD. 698 00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:34,666 HOLD ON. 699 00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:36,083 DON'T LET GO, OKAY? 700 00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:38,416 I CAN'T CONTROL IT. 701 00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:39,582 JUST DON'T LET GO. 702 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:41,499 THAT'S THE THING ABOUT KITES. 703 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,166 YOU HAVE TO HOLD ON TIGHT 704 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:45,208 SO THEY CAN FIGHT AGAINST THE WIND... 705 00:29:45,209 --> 00:29:47,541 THAT'S IT, GEORGIA. THAT'S GOOD. HANG ON. 706 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:48,958 IT'S PULLING TOO HARD. 707 00:29:48,959 --> 00:29:50,082 DON'T LET GO, GEORGE. 708 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:52,791 BECAUSE THE SECOND YOU LET GO, 709 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,792 ALL THE LIFE GOES OUT OF THEM. 710 00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:58,250 SHIT. 711 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:03,500 [RAY] SO, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 712 00:30:05,084 --> 00:30:06,417 PROBABLY YOU. 713 00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:10,042 I FIND YOUR FRIEND DAISY PAINFULLY ATTRACTIVE. 714 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,874 TAKE A NUMBER. 715 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,083 HOW DO YOU KNOW HER? 716 00:30:13,084 --> 00:30:14,999 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. 717 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,875 YOU'RE AN ANGRY LITTLE THING, AREN'T YOU? 718 00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,485 YOU CALL ME A "LITTLE THING" AGAIN, 719 00:30:19,509 --> 00:30:20,791 AND I'LL PUT THIS FUCKING DART 720 00:30:20,792 --> 00:30:22,290 RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR TWINKLING EYES. 721 00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:23,749 ANOTHER TEQUILA? 722 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,834 PLEASE. 723 00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:30,833 ARE YOU THE LOVE-'EM- AND-LEAVE-'EM TYPE? 724 00:30:30,834 --> 00:30:32,000 I'VE DONE THAT. 725 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,124 WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? 726 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,291 WHAT'S THE MATTER, GEORGE? 727 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,874 SOME BOY NOT NICE TO YOU? 728 00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:39,541 NO, I'M GOOD. 729 00:30:39,542 --> 00:30:40,707 I'LL BET YOU ARE. 730 00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,167 MACY. TWO MORE. 731 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,124 OKAY, GEORGE, 732 00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:46,916 FIVE REASONS MEN ARE SCUM 733 00:30:46,917 --> 00:30:48,791 AND WOMEN LET US GET AWAY WITH IT. 734 00:30:48,792 --> 00:30:52,041 ONE, WE ONLY WANT ONE THING, NO EXCEPTIONS. 735 00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:53,374 TWO, WE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU 736 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:54,791 BEFORE WE CAN HAVE THAT THING, 737 00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:56,392 AND THEN FALL BACK OUT ONCE WE'VE HAD IT, 738 00:30:56,416 --> 00:30:57,541 WHEREAS WOMEN, CONVERSELY, 739 00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:59,082 FALL IN LOVE AFTERWARDS. 740 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:01,833 THREE, WE WILL LIE, CHEAT, STEAL, OR MURDER 741 00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:03,082 IN ORDER TO GET THAT THING. 742 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,923 WHY AM I SUGAR-COATING THIS? YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. 743 00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:06,541 IN ORDER TO FUCK YOU. 744 00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:09,083 FOUR, WE FREELY ADMIT TO NUMBERS ONE THROUGH THREE, 745 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,332 AND WOMEN DON'T CARE, 746 00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:12,082 AND THE NUMBER FIVE REASON WHY MEN ARE SCUM 747 00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:13,667 AND WOMEN LET US GET AWAY WITH IT... 748 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:16,124 YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US. 749 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,667 HERE'S TO YOUR BULLSHIT, RAY. 750 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:26,125 FUCKING MEN. 751 00:31:27,209 --> 00:31:28,999 WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS SURPRISE IS? 752 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,707 I HAVE NO IDEA. 753 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:32,000 OKAY, REGGIE. TIME FOR BED. 754 00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:34,416 IT'S 7:00. 755 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:36,083 EXACTLY. TIME FOR BED. 756 00:31:36,084 --> 00:31:37,916 YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND KISS HIM. 757 00:31:37,917 --> 00:31:40,041 WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH KISSING? 758 00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:41,916 I'M 11. 759 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:42,999 OKAY, YOU TWO. 760 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,457 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 761 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:47,208 OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 762 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,041 OF COURSE, YOU DO. 763 00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:54,208 THAT'S SO GOOD. 764 00:31:54,209 --> 00:31:55,209 DID YOU DO THAT? 765 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,791 I DID TWO OF THEM. 766 00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:58,958 THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 767 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,166 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER. 768 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:02,708 SAD. 769 00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:05,458 SAY GOOD NIGHT, REGGIE. 770 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,041 GOOD NIGHT. 771 00:32:09,042 --> 00:32:11,416 AND THANK YOU FOR THE KITE-FLYING. 772 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,040 AND THANK YOU FOR THE KITE-FLYING. 773 00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,166 YOU'RE WELCOME. 774 00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:16,999 SHE LIKES YOU, 775 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,499 AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY. 776 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,457 SHE SEEMED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 777 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:21,875 ME TOO. 778 00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:23,833 I'M GLAD. 779 00:32:23,834 --> 00:32:24,958 DO YOU LIKE R & B? 780 00:32:24,959 --> 00:32:26,083 [♪♪] 781 00:32:26,084 --> 00:32:28,166 ALWAYS BEEN A JAZZ MAN, MYSELF, 782 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:30,125 BUT I'D PROBABLY BETTER GO. 783 00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:37,542 AND THAT IS HOW YOU PAY MY RENT. 784 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,874 YOU'RE GOOD, MASON. YES. 785 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:41,958 GO AGAIN? 786 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,916 OF COURSE... RAY. 787 00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:45,707 JUST FEELS SO GOOD IN MY HAND, THIS MONEY. 788 00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:46,916 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 789 00:32:46,917 --> 00:32:48,917 BUT I LOVE TAKING IT FROM YOU, RAY. 790 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:51,541 OH, COME ON. 791 00:32:51,542 --> 00:32:52,542 YOU GOT A BET ON THIS? 792 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,833 MY DAD USED TO SAY, 793 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:56,274 "NEVER BET ON ANYTHING THAT CAN TALK. 794 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,458 IF IT CAN TALK, IT CAN BE BOUGHT." 795 00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:05,083 SO WHAT ABOUT DAISY? 796 00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:06,874 WHAT ABOUT DAISY? 797 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:08,625 YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT FEELINGS FOR HER. 798 00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:11,582 IF YOU WANT ME TO STEP OFF, 799 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:12,666 NOW'S YOUR MOMENT. 800 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:15,124 NO, OF COURSE NOT. ME AND DAISY ARE JUST FRIENDS. 801 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,205 SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL, BUT NO. JUST FRIENDS, ALL RIGHT? 802 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:20,125 HEY. 803 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,125 WE'VE GOT NEXT. 804 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,499 [LAUGHS] 805 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,874 TAKE A WALK, JUNIOR. 806 00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:26,249 THERE'S PLENTY OF TABLES AVAILABLE. 807 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,624 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHAT HE SAID. 808 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,833 WELL, I LIKE THIS TABLE, 809 00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:33,040 SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND FUCKING OFF... 810 00:33:33,041 --> 00:33:35,749 EXCUSE ME. IS IT THREE AGAINST TWO, IS IT? 811 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,999 BECAUSE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD MY ASS KICKED 812 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,640 BY BIGGER COCKSUCKERS THAN YOU, ALL RIGHT? 813 00:33:39,664 --> 00:33:40,748 WHOA, MASON. 814 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,124 WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 815 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:45,582 THESE FOLKS HAVE NEXT, 816 00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:46,875 WE'LL GET OUT OF YOUR WAY. 817 00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:52,208 DON'T TELL ME TO FUCK OFF. 818 00:33:52,209 --> 00:33:53,667 I TELL PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF. 819 00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:56,250 NOW, FUCK OFF. 820 00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:01,999 YOUR BREAK. 821 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,084 WHA... 822 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,999 DEATH ISN'T LIKE HOLDING ON TO A KITE... 823 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,290 OR A BOY... 824 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:14,166 OR MOST ANYTHING ELSE, 825 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:17,165 BECAUSE SOMETIMES, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO LET GO, 826 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,708 IT WON'T LET YOU. 827 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,625 THIS IS THE LAST ONE, DUDE. 828 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,833 WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? 829 00:34:26,834 --> 00:34:28,209 DEATH CERTIFICATE. 830 00:34:28,542 --> 00:34:29,958 WHOSE? 831 00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:31,749 THE MOTHER. 832 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,583 WELL, EVERYONE'S GOT TO DIE, RIGHT? 833 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,083 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 834 00:34:36,084 --> 00:34:37,290 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS. 835 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:38,891 THIS ONE'S GOT THE DAUGHTER'S NAME ON IT. 836 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,667 SORRY. 837 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,542 DUDE... 838 00:34:52,209 --> 00:34:53,625 THIS GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. 839 00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:58,167 CAN I SEE IT? 840 00:35:02,042 --> 00:35:03,959 HUH. SOUVENIR. 841 00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:08,082 I WANT TO DO A DUET. SOMETHING COUNTRY/WESTERN. 842 00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:09,707 FUCK THAT, DAISY. 843 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,040 I'M NOT GOING TO SING SOME HILLBILLY BULLSHIT. 844 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:13,707 IF WE'RE GOING TO GO HILLBILLY, 845 00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:14,999 I WANT TO FIGHT. 846 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,666 GEORGIA, HE WORKS FOR TELEVISION, 847 00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:17,999 HE'S GORGEOUS, AND HE WANTS ME, 848 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,582 SO UNLESS YOU REALLY DO WANT A FIGHT, 849 00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:20,959 YOU'RE SINGING WITH ME. 850 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:23,958 THIS ISN'T ON. 851 00:35:23,959 --> 00:35:25,457 HELLO. 852 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,124 DAISY, I'M REALLY NOT UP FOR THIS. 853 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,125 UH, EXCUSE ME, HI. 854 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,833 TESTING. THIS ISN'T ON. 855 00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:31,749 I'M NOT SINGING. 856 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,332 RELAX, HAVE FUN. MEN LIKE GIRLS WHO CAN HAVE FUN. 857 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,958 IS THAT WHAT MEN LIKE? 858 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,124 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 859 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,041 YOU REALLY NEED TO GET LAID. 860 00:35:38,042 --> 00:35:40,208 OH, WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, DAISY... 861 00:35:40,209 --> 00:35:42,165 [MIKE TURNS ON] I LOST MY VIRGINITY. 862 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:44,749 [PATRONS TITTERING] 863 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,125 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 864 00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:52,333 ♪ YES, THAT'S WHAT DONE HAPPENED TO ME ♪ 865 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,000 ♪ AND HE DON'T EVEN CALL ♪ 866 00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:59,166 WHO WROTE THAT? JANIS JOPLIN? 867 00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:00,207 ♪ NO, HE DON'T ♪ 868 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:01,458 ♪ NOT AT ALL ♪ 869 00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:04,749 ♪ WHY WON'T HE PICK UP THE PHONE ♪ 870 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,041 ♪ AND JUST CALL ME? ♪ 871 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:08,207 BOO! 872 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,291 SCREW THIS. 873 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,917 GEE, THANK YOU. 874 00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:20,291 BLOODY HELL. 875 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:27,667 I'M GUESSING YOU'RE AN ACTRESS. 876 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,416 UH-HUH. 877 00:36:30,417 --> 00:36:32,125 AND I PRODUCE A TV SHOW. 878 00:36:34,209 --> 00:36:35,449 AND YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME ON IT 879 00:36:35,473 --> 00:36:37,249 AND MAKE MY CAREER, BLAH BLAH BLAH. 880 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:38,291 I'VE HEARD IT ALL. 881 00:36:41,084 --> 00:36:42,207 YOU KNOW, DAISY, 882 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:44,666 YOU WANT TO BE THE WORLD-WEARY INGENUE, 883 00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:46,290 YOU GO FOR IT. 884 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:48,457 I'M SURE YOU PLAY HER VERY WELL. 885 00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:51,457 IT'S JUST NOT VERY INTERESTING, YOU KNOW? 886 00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:53,417 AT LEAST, NOT TO ME. 887 00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:58,417 WELL, YOU'RE INTERESTING TO ME. 888 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:05,917 YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH ME? 889 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:12,917 I REALLY DO. 890 00:37:18,959 --> 00:37:20,082 GEORGE, WILL YOU SLOW DOWN? 891 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:21,333 I CAN'T KEEP UP. 892 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:23,167 THEY MOCK ME. 893 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,332 EVERYWHERE. 894 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:26,457 COUPLES MOCK ME. 895 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,208 YEAH, ME TOO, DARLING. 896 00:37:28,209 --> 00:37:29,125 I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 897 00:37:29,126 --> 00:37:30,207 YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER 898 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,688 THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID IT. I DON'T. 899 00:37:31,712 --> 00:37:34,165 I WAS DRINKING, A LOT, AND I WOKE UP, 900 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:35,874 AND MY MATES TOLD ME I WAS A MAN NOW, 901 00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:37,417 AND I DON'T REMEMBER A BLOODY THING. 902 00:37:38,542 --> 00:37:40,290 AT LEAST YOU WERE STILL ALIVE. 903 00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:42,041 WELL, NOT FOR MUCH LONGER. 904 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:43,499 SO ANYWAY, 905 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,999 NOW MASON IS GOING TO SHOW LITTLE GEORGIE 906 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,833 A FEW OF THE FINER POINTS OF STRESS RELIEF 907 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,249 THROUGH PETTY VANDALISM. 908 00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:51,582 OH, YES, 909 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:54,166 WE WILL EGG TRIP'S FUCKING MANSION, 910 00:37:54,167 --> 00:37:55,167 BUT FIRST... 911 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,290 YOU SEE, THE PLEASURE COMES 912 00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:00,000 FROM BEING A SHADOW IN THE NIGHT, SILENT, 913 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,666 UNTIL THEY ARRIVE BACK 914 00:38:02,667 --> 00:38:04,582 AT THEIR SMUG LITTLE ESTABLISHMENT, 915 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,083 ONLY TO FIND A BIG... 916 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:08,541 GEORGE! 917 00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:09,749 GEORGIE, I... 918 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:11,124 [ALARM RINGING] 919 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,845 I DON'T THINK I'VE EXPLAINED TO YOU PROPERLY 920 00:38:12,869 --> 00:38:14,166 THE, UH... THE FINER DETAILS 921 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:16,457 OF THE "SHADOW IN THE NIGHT" PHILOSOPHY, GEORGE. 922 00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:18,040 SEE, UH, NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO RUN AWAY. 923 00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:20,083 GEORGIE... 924 00:38:20,084 --> 00:38:21,583 [SIREN WAILING] 925 00:38:29,084 --> 00:38:30,209 HELLO, OFFICER. 926 00:38:31,084 --> 00:38:32,125 EVENING, MA'AM. 927 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:37,207 [GIRLS] BEAT, BEAT, MUTILATE! 928 00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:38,499 CRUSH, CRUSH, KILL! 929 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:41,207 YANK OUT THEIR ORGANS AND THROW 'EM ON THE GRILL! 930 00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:42,500 WHOO! 931 00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:45,207 SETTLE DOWN, LADIES. 932 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:46,332 SORRY. 933 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:47,333 WE'RE SO SORRY. 934 00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:49,083 READY? 935 00:38:49,084 --> 00:38:50,290 [ALL] OKAY! 936 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:52,249 WE EAT SALAD, WE STAY FIT! 937 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:53,582 NOT LIKE YOUR TEAM. YOU EAT... 938 00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:55,499 SHIFT TO THE LEFT, SHIFT TO THE RIGHT, 939 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,249 STAND UP, SIT DOWN, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! 940 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,916 WHOO! 941 00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:01,083 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS IN FOR? 942 00:39:01,084 --> 00:39:02,416 GRAND THEFT POM-POM? 943 00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:04,499 TRY ASSAULT AND BATTERY. 944 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,333 THEIR MASCOT TRIED TO FUCK WITH OUR MASCOT. 945 00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:09,083 YOU GOT TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. 946 00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,249 IS THAT A FROG? 947 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,791 A FROG? 948 00:39:13,792 --> 00:39:15,125 IT'S A SEA TURTLE. 949 00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:17,541 SEA TURTLES... 950 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,625 [ALL] SNAP! 951 00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:22,000 ROXY. FINALLY. 952 00:39:23,542 --> 00:39:24,666 WHAT DID YOU DO? 953 00:39:24,667 --> 00:39:26,166 I BROKE A WINDOW. 954 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:28,582 A REALLY BIG WINDOW. 955 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,000 IS THIS ABOUT A BOY? 956 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:32,207 I GUESS. 957 00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:33,999 I DON'T KNOW. 958 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,416 YOU KNOW, GEORGE, 959 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,290 MEN HAVE MADE ME ACT CRAZY TOO. 960 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:38,624 I MEAN, IF YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT 961 00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:40,207 A GUN OR A PICK-AX AT SOME POINT, 962 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,999 IT ISN'T A REAL RELATIONSHIP. 963 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,999 THANK YOU, ROXY. 964 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,165 SO HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 965 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,667 THANK GOD. UNLOCK THIS THING. 966 00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:51,708 YOUR ONE PHONE CALL. 967 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,874 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 968 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:58,166 SURE YOU DO. 969 00:39:58,167 --> 00:40:00,999 YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL OR YOU WANT TO BE A WOMAN? 970 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,250 YOU CHOOSE. 971 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,457 IF YOU'RE YOUNG AND NOT SO INNOCENT... 972 00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:11,416 I MEAN, IF IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME IN THE SLAMMER... 973 00:40:11,417 --> 00:40:13,041 YOU CALL YOUR MOM. 974 00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:14,875 SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY. 975 00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,000 YOUR DAUGHTER'S UPSTAIRS. 976 00:40:31,542 --> 00:40:32,792 I KNOW. 977 00:40:33,792 --> 00:40:34,917 WHO'S THIS? 978 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:37,999 OH, THAT'S... 979 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,791 THAT'S MY OTHER DAUGHTER. 980 00:40:39,792 --> 00:40:41,208 I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT. 981 00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:42,375 SHE'S PRETTY, LIKE HER MOTHER. 982 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:45,084 THANK YOU. 983 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,167 WHAT'S HER NAME? 984 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:50,917 GEORGIA. 985 00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:53,666 SO, UH... 986 00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:55,124 SO WHAT ARE WE DOING? 987 00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,708 ARE WE KISSING SOME MORE? 988 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:10,041 I THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 989 00:41:13,167 --> 00:41:14,375 OKAY. 990 00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,458 I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME, JOY. 991 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,499 ME TOO. 992 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,000 AND I LIKE KISSING YOU. 993 00:41:28,542 --> 00:41:29,624 IT'S JUST... 994 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:30,749 I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE 995 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:32,416 WITH YOUR DAUGHTER BEING SO CLOSE. 996 00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:33,708 YEAH. 997 00:41:38,209 --> 00:41:40,041 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD MAN, ANGELO. 998 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,166 [CHUCKLES] 999 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,124 YOU'RE SO CAREFUL WITH PEOPLE. 1000 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:48,375 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO CAREFUL WITH ME. 1001 00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:00,708 I'LL CALL YOU. 1002 00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:03,708 OKAY. 1003 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:35,374 OH, GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO GET HERE. 1004 00:42:35,375 --> 00:42:36,541 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 1005 00:42:36,542 --> 00:42:38,999 ONE OF US WAS ENJOYING THE COMPANY OF A MAN 1006 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,165 WHILE WATCHING A LITTLE JOUSTING THIS EVENING, MILLIE. 1007 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,208 WHAT HAPPENED? 1008 00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:46,291 I DISTURBED THE PEACE. 1009 00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:51,208 BYE, BECKY, BECKY, SHASTA. 1010 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:54,178 IT'LL BE A FEW MINUTES FOR THE PAPER, MA'AM. 1011 00:42:54,202 --> 00:42:57,327 MAKE SURE I GET A 1035 ON THIS, WILL YOU, OFFICER? 1012 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:03,999 MILLIE, MILLIE, MILLIE. 1013 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,082 I'M SORRY I SCREWED UP YOUR DATE. 1014 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,874 OH, IT'S OKAY. 1015 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,290 THERE'S NO FUTURE FOR A MAN 1016 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,375 WHO CAN'T HOLD HIS GROG, MILLIE. 1017 00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:16,124 THIS YOUR FIRST TIME? 1018 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,083 YES, 1019 00:43:17,084 --> 00:43:19,333 AND THE ASSHOLE NEVER EVEN CALLED. 1020 00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:23,958 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT JAIL, WEREN'T YOU? 1021 00:43:23,959 --> 00:43:26,374 MILLIE, SWEETHEART, IT'S AN UNWRITTEN LAW. 1022 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:29,249 THEY NEVER CALL WHEN IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME. 1023 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:31,124 WELL, IT STINKS. 1024 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:33,249 THAT'S WHAT FIRST TIMES ARE FOR, 1025 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:35,125 AND NEXT TIME, IT WON'T BE YOUR FIRST. 1026 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,834 AND THAT'S WHAT BEING ALIVE IS ALL ABOUT. 1027 00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:42,959 YEAH, I KNOW. 1028 00:43:43,917 --> 00:43:45,249 LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY 1029 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,958 IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE STEPS 1030 00:43:46,959 --> 00:43:49,165 TOWARDS BEING REALLY ALIVE. 1031 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,999 FOR ME, IT WAS ONE OF THE WAYS 1032 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,750 I FINALLY REALIZED THAT IT WAS OVER. 1033 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,792 YOU CAN'T UN-DO WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 1034 00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:07,374 SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T CHANGE. 1035 00:44:07,375 --> 00:44:10,625 YOU CAN'T UN-SPILL WATER, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. 1036 00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:15,083 SOME CHOICES YOU CAN LEARN TO LIVE WITH, 1037 00:44:15,084 --> 00:44:17,500 RIGHT THROUGH TO THE CLEAR LIGHT OF MORNING. 1038 00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:22,166 THEY SAY COMING CLEAN IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL, 1039 00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,209 THAT IT PUTS THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE. 1040 00:44:27,959 --> 00:44:29,499 YOU CAN GET A SENSE OF YOUR PLACE 1041 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,250 IN THE ORDER OF THINGS... 1042 00:44:34,792 --> 00:44:38,166 A SENSE OF WHO YOU REALLY ARE AND WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 1043 00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:47,375 THIS IS MY PERSPECTIVE. 1044 00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:52,624 I AM A GRIM REAPER. 1045 00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:54,916 I TAKE SOULS. 1046 00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:57,040 I DO NOT GO TO PROM. 1047 00:44:57,041 --> 00:45:00,000 I DO NOT LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1048 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:04,165 THIS IS WHO I AM. 1049 00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:06,000 ANYONE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?