1 00:00:06,291 --> 00:00:08,834 [♪♪] 2 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,166 I LOVED HALLOWEEN. 3 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:11,916 OKAY, NOT A HUGE SURPRISE THERE. 4 00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:15,040 I MEAN, WHAT KID DOESN'T LOVE HALLOWEEN? 5 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:19,833 BUT MY DEVOTION TO THE DAY WAS NOT FOR THE OBVIOUS REASONS. 6 00:01:19,834 --> 00:01:22,207 I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THE CANDY. 7 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:25,040 AND I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE COSTUMES. 8 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:29,750 I LOVED HALLOWEEN BECAUSE I LOVED LOOKING INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES. 9 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,999 WHY'S THE CANDY OUTSIDE? 10 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,999 THEY PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED, SWEETIE. 11 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,290 BUT IT'S HALLOWEEN, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DISTURBING. 12 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:45,582 MAYBE THEY'RE JUST NOT HOME. 13 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,542 THAT'S A BUNCH OF BULL... THEY'RE HOME! 14 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,708 [SIGHING] [RINGING] 15 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:52,000 TRICK OR TREAT, DAMNIT! 16 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:56,207 [RINGING] 17 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:59,749 JUST TAKE A PIECE OF CANDY AND LET'S GO TO THE NEXT HOUSE. 18 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:02,290 HELLO! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! 19 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:04,084 GEORGE, LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER. 20 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:09,124 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. EVERY OTHER KID IS IN IT FOR THE CANDY. 21 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:11,707 SO? SHE'S CURIOUS. CURIOUS IS GOOD. 22 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:14,166 HEY, GEORGIA, I HAVE A FEELING THE NEXT HOUSE 23 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,374 IS GOING TO BE GIVING OUT GUMMY WORMS. 24 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:19,000 MM-HMM. AND I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO LET YOU SEE INSIDE. 25 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,750 THERE'S BARELY ANY FURNITURE. 26 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:24,040 MAYBE SOME WEIRDO LIVES HERE. 27 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:25,958 HONEY, YOU'RE BEING THE WEIRDO. 28 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:27,708 WE'RE LEAVING. COME IF YOU WANT. 29 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,458 FINE! 30 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:42,875 BOO! 31 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:47,375 HALLOWEEN IS WHEN THE FREAKS CAME OUT OF THE SHADOWS. 32 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,666 NOW THAT I'M OLDER... 33 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,165 AND DEADER, 34 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:54,249 I SEE THAT HALLOWEEN IS AMATEUR NIGHT FOR DEATH. 35 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,374 "OOH, LOOK AT ME, I'M BLEEDING." 36 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:59,499 "OOH, LOOK AT ME, SOMEONE HIT ME WITH AN AX." 37 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,582 TRICK OR TREAT. TRICK OR TREAT. 38 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:03,582 YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN REAL LIFE, 39 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,834 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING... 40 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,332 NOT SO FUNNY. 41 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,958 I'M NOT A PRUDE. IT'S JUST UNSEEMLY. 42 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:12,374 A MAN'S HOME IS A MAN'S CASTLE. 43 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:16,124 IN HIS CASTLE, HE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SWING FREE. 44 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:17,791 THERE ARE BOUNDARIES. 45 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:20,207 MASON, OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THEM. WHY CAN'T YOU? 46 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:21,666 NUDE IS NATURAL. 47 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,041 NUDE IS NOW. 48 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:26,624 I'M ABOUT TO EAT BREAKFAST, SO CAN WE EASE UP ON THE NAKED TALK? 49 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:27,833 PLEASE? THANK YOU. 50 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:29,749 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE IT, GEORGIA. 51 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,290 IT'S NOT HOW I WANTED TO START MY DAY. 52 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,749 WELL, YOU SCREAMING AT 6:53 IN THE MORNING 53 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,624 WAS NOT HOW I WANTED TO START MINE. 54 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,332 BY THE WAY, YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST WOMAN 55 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:41,833 WHO HAS SHRIEKED AT THE SIGHT OF THE LOCH NESS MONSTER RISING TO THE SURFACE. 56 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:43,040 DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 57 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:46,084 OKAY, FOLKS, TWO RULES STARTING AS OF RIGHT NOW. 58 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:47,833 ONE... 59 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:50,999 BREAKFAST AT OUR HOUSE IS NO LONGER CLOTHING OPTIONAL. 60 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,999 ALL MEALS. ALL MEALS. 61 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,207 FINE. 62 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:55,999 TWO, AND MOST IMPORTANT... 63 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,874 YOU TOUCH MY FUCKING POP TARTS AGAIN 64 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,999 AND YOUR "MONSTER" IS GOING TO GET IT IN HIS SLEEP. 65 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,999 FINE, AND F.Y.I., I LIKE STRAWBERRY FROSTED THE BEST. 66 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,749 IN ADDITION TO EATING MY GROCERIES, 67 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,541 YOU MIGHT WANT TO START PROVIDING THEM. 68 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:07,749 YOU NEED TO EARN YOUR KEEP. 69 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:08,874 I... 70 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,124 ALL RIGHT! 71 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:12,290 ALL RIGHT... I... I'LL DO SOME CHORES. 72 00:04:12,291 --> 00:04:14,417 OKAY, FINE, DO SOME CHORES. 73 00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:16,958 DO MY FUCKING LAUNDRY. 74 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:19,041 I DON'T THINK SO. DO YOU LIKE CANDY? 75 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:20,208 EVERYONE LIKES CANDY. 76 00:04:20,209 --> 00:04:21,969 EXCELLENT. WELL, THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 77 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,677 I'M GOING TO GET SO MUCH CANDY TONIGHT, 78 00:04:23,678 --> 00:04:26,290 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A WHOLE YEAR'S SUPPLY IN OUR HOUSE. 79 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:27,651 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH CANDY, 80 00:04:27,675 --> 00:04:29,624 YOU'RE GOING TO BE BEGGING FOR CANDY MERCY. 81 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:31,416 OH, I'M GOING TO START NOW. KIDS, OVER HERE. KIDDIES, HERE. 82 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:33,041 NO, MASON, DON'T BRING CHILDREN NEAR US. 83 00:04:33,042 --> 00:04:34,166 HI. 84 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:35,582 OKAY, LISTEN. 85 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,999 WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A LITTLE HALLOWEEN GAME. 86 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,666 NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION, 87 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:42,207 AND YOU ARE GOING TO ANSWER ME. 88 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:43,999 IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET A DOLLAR. 89 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,082 IF YOU GET IT WRONG, I GET YOUR CANDY. ALL RIGHT? 90 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,708 RIGHT. QUESTION... 91 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,374 WHAT ORIGINAL MEMBER OF THE ROLLING STONES 92 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,875 CROAKED WHILST HAVING A DROWNING ACCIDENT? 93 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,416 MICK JAGGER. 94 00:04:55,417 --> 00:04:57,333 NO, HE'S KIND OF ALIVE AND STILL TOURING. 95 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:01,125 KEITH MOON? NO! THAT'S THE FUCKING WHO. 96 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:03,457 WHO? THE WHO. 97 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:05,250 IT'S BRIAN JONES, NOW HAND OVER THE CANDY. 98 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,332 NOW PISS OFF. 99 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,000 I PARTIED WITH HIM, AND I REAPED HIM. 100 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,249 YES! 101 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,125 STEALING CANDY FROM CHILDREN? 102 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:20,124 MM. CHALLENGING. 103 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:21,499 YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, MASON. 104 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,166 IT'S HALLOWEEN, RUBY. 105 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:25,207 WORSE THINGS WILL HAPPEN TODAY. 106 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:26,291 IN FACT, THEY WILL. 107 00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:29,917 YOU. YOU. 108 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,249 AND YOU. 109 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,667 GIVE ME A LITTLE ROOM, HUH? 110 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:45,167 AND YOU... 111 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:47,833 MIGHT WANT TO WEAR THIS. UM... 112 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:50,457 I KNOW I'M THE YOUNGEST ONE HERE, 113 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,207 BUT I DON'T TRICK-OR-TREAT. 114 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:54,041 NO, NO. REAPER LEGEND... 115 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:57,208 THE DEAD WILL APPEAR AS THEMSELVES ON HALLOWEEN. 116 00:05:57,209 --> 00:05:59,374 SO, IN THEORY, I CAN BE... 117 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:02,124 RECOGNIZED. I'VE NEVER BOUGHT THAT. 118 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:04,791 I DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU BUY IT OR NOT. 119 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:07,272 OPEN YOURSELF TO THE POSSIBILITY THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE 120 00:06:07,296 --> 00:06:08,999 WHO KNEW YOU WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE 121 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,999 AND WHO CAN SEE YOU TODAY AS YOU WERE. 122 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,124 I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR OVER 60 YEARS. 123 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,333 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 124 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,958 SHE'S DEAD A YEAR, IN HER HOMETOWN. 125 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,499 YEAH, IT'S NONSENSE, OKAY? 126 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,542 AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PUT THIS EXQUISITE FACE BEHIND A MASK? 127 00:06:22,166 --> 00:06:23,166 YEAH. 128 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:26,541 AND THESE STRAPPY THINGS GET CAUGHT IN MY HAIR. 129 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:27,834 IT'S VERY PAINFUL. 130 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:30,000 [WHISTLES] 131 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,916 WOW. WOW. 132 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:33,749 NICE... 133 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:36,666 I'M UNDERCOVER TODAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 134 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:39,834 ROXY, YOUR DRESS MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY IN MY PANTS. 135 00:06:41,708 --> 00:06:44,041 I'M ARMED, AND YOU'RE NOT. 136 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,749 DO WE HAVE TO GO DOWN THIS ROAD AGAIN? 137 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,207 NO. JUST CURIOUS... 138 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:48,542 WHERE IS YOUR FIREARM? 139 00:06:53,041 --> 00:06:54,083 OH. 140 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:57,624 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 141 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:01,375 I'M ROXY, THE BAD-ASS WITCH OF THE NORTHWEST. 142 00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:08,208 HEY... 143 00:07:08,209 --> 00:07:11,416 BOTH OF OUR POST-ITS ARE AT 59 PAST THE HOUR. 144 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,624 MINE, TOO. 145 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:14,249 WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING A MASK? 146 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,708 FUCKS WITH HER HAIR. 147 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,000 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 148 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:22,333 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. BYE. 149 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,333 HOW MUCH? 150 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:27,625 OKAY. BOO! 151 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,833 KEEP THE CHANGE, KIFFANY. 152 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:35,208 IS THAT REAPER LEGEND REALLY TRUE? 153 00:07:35,209 --> 00:07:38,624 WELL, IT'S AS TRUE AS YOU WANT IT TO BE. 154 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,624 WHAT, THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? 155 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,165 I COULD MARCH RIGHT UP TO MY OLD HOUSE 156 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:44,624 AND ASK MY SISTER FOR A KIT KAT. 157 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:45,874 YOU COULD. 158 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:47,457 WHAT'S STOPPING ME? 159 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:49,125 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT IS STOPPING YOU? 160 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,042 SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU. 161 00:07:57,875 --> 00:07:59,666 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 162 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:01,625 YOU'RE THE PATERNAL ONE. 163 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,791 IS THAT WHAT I AM? 164 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:06,041 YES. DAISY'S THE STARLET, 165 00:08:06,042 --> 00:08:08,042 MASON'S THE SCREW-UP, ROXY'S... 166 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,750 ROXY, AND YOU'RE... 167 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,084 YOU'RE THE DAD. 168 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,333 WELL, PATERNAL DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE SUCH A GOOD GIG. 169 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,291 YOU WANT ADVICE FROM ME, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 170 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:29,000 HEY, WEAR RUNNING SHOES TODAY. TRICK-OR-TREATING'S A REAL GRIND. 171 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,084 BOO! 172 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:37,375 I HAVE TO GO TO HAPPY TIME. 173 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:39,707 IT'S SUNDAY. 174 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:41,707 I LEFT MY RUNNING SHOES THERE. 175 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:42,834 I'LL COME WITH YOU. 176 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:44,999 ROXY'S THE MOTHER. 177 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,457 EXCUSE ME? 178 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,041 SHE REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER. 179 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:53,041 SHE REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER. 180 00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:54,999 WAS SHE A COP? 181 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,209 SHE COULD HAVE BEEN. 182 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,792 OH, THESE SEEDS ARE GROSS. 183 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:04,749 SLIMY. 184 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,958 WAIT TILL THEY'RE TOASTED. YOU'LL LOVE THEM. 185 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:08,125 WHY CAN'T I CARVE THE PUMPKIN? 186 00:09:10,042 --> 00:09:11,332 MAYBE NEXT YEAR. 187 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,499 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST YEAR. 188 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,582 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET YOUR COSTUME READY FOR TONIGHT? 189 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:17,167 I'M NOT GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING. 190 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,000 BUT YOU LOVE CANDY. 191 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,000 I'M OVER IT. 192 00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:27,625 YOUR SISTER WENT TRICK-OR-TREATING EVERY YEAR, 193 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,042 AND SHE TOOK YOU. 194 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,958 I'LL BET SHE'LL BE OUT THERE TONIGHT. 195 00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:34,332 REGGIE. 196 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,083 IT'S HALLOWEEN... 197 00:09:36,084 --> 00:09:38,083 THE NIGHT WHEN GHOSTS WALK THE EARTH. 198 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,791 OKAY, I'M BRINGING THIS UP IN THERAPY TODAY. 199 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,291 DANA'S COMING IN AS A FAVOR. 200 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,167 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 201 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,542 OH. OKAY. 202 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:53,291 WERE YOU? 203 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,083 WE CAN GO TRICK-OR-TREATING TONIGHT IF YOU WANT. 204 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:01,958 FINE. ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR YOUR POCHAHONTAS OUTFIT? 205 00:10:01,959 --> 00:10:03,916 I THINK I'M GOING TO GO AS A GHOST. 206 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,077 WE DON'T HAVE A GHOST COSTUME. 207 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:08,624 GHOSTS DON'T WEAR COSTUMES. 208 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,750 THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU AND ME. 209 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,749 ONE HALLOWEEN, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, 210 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,417 MY DAD PULLED OUT A KNIFE TO CARVE OUR PUMPKIN... 211 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:24,958 I TOTALLY LOST IT, I STARTED TO CRY, 212 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,041 BEGGED HIM NOT TO HURT THE PUMPKIN. 213 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:28,082 [MAN WHISTLING] 214 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:31,374 MY MOM AND DAD TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN. 215 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:35,249 THEY TOLD ME THE SCARY STUFF ON HALLOWEEN WAS ALL MAKE-BELIEVE, 216 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:38,084 THAT NO ONE WOULD GET HURT, LEAST OF ALL THE PUMPKIN. 217 00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:42,041 I MEAN, THEY'RE YOUR PARENTS. 218 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,834 YOU HAVE TO TRUST YOUR PARENTS. 219 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,500 AND THEN I LET THEM KILL THE PUMPKIN. 220 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:53,999 WHAT THE FUCK? 221 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,125 EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR. 222 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,999 I HATE HALLOWEEN. 223 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,582 EVERY JACKASS WITH A 50-CENT MASK 224 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,208 THINKS HE HAS A LICENSE FOR MAYHEM AND TOMFOOLERY. 225 00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:06,040 ALREADY TODAY, I HAD A DEAD CAT 226 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,041 AND A BAG OF FLAMING SHIT 227 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,041 ON SOME OLD LADY'S DOORSTEP. 228 00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:11,791 FLAMING SHIT. 229 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,666 THAT'S A CLASSIC. 230 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,124 THIS PRINCESS GARB IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE. 231 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:17,165 I'M TAKING THIS OFF. 232 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:19,999 NO, NO, NO, ROXY, THAT MAKES THE WHOLE ENSEMBLE. 233 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,999 GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT. 234 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,332 MAYBE I WILL PUT A COSTUME TOGETHER. 235 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,582 BE RIGHT BACK. 236 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,124 IF YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE CANDY, 237 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,885 HOW ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A YEAR'S SUPPLY LEFT 238 00:11:28,909 --> 00:11:30,249 BY THE END OF THE EVENING? 239 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:33,332 WELL, IF YOU'LL COME WITH ME ON MY LITTLE TRIP OF CONTROLLED CHAOS, 240 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,542 THEN YOU'LL SEE. 241 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:37,707 I'M IN. 242 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:39,833 JUST OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE EVENING. 243 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:40,959 YEAH? 244 00:11:42,542 --> 00:11:45,083 IT'S HOODLUMS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE MY JOB SO DIFFICULT. 245 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,582 OH, ROXY. 246 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,165 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 247 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,541 THE UNIVERSE, IN ALL OF ITS INFINITE WISDOM, 248 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,332 ALLOWS THE FORCES OF DESTRUCTION 249 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,999 ONE EVENING A YEAR 250 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,916 TO HAVE FULL REIGN. 251 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:01,040 ON ALL HALLOWS' EVE, YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. 252 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:02,624 CAN WE LOOK IN PEOPLE'S HOUSES? 253 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,082 YES. [BOTH SNICKERING] 254 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,792 CAN'T BLOODY WAIT! 255 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,208 OOH. 256 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,167 OH. ONE CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER. 257 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,375 [MAN WHISTLING] 258 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,791 I NEVER BELIEVED IN FAIRIES. 259 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,999 I NEVER CLAPPED FOR TINKERBELL, 260 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,958 AND I WAS NEVER SCARED OF GHOSTS. 261 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:57,250 BUT MAYBE THERE WAS MORE TO HALLOWEEN THAN MILK DUDS AND VANDALISM. 262 00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,375 MAYBE THERE WAS A REASON FOR ME TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS. 263 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,166 NOW, THAT'S ALMOST DEFINITELY BULLSHIT. 264 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,499 HELLO, HAPPY TIME! 265 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,583 SHH! 266 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,666 IT'S SO STRANGE THAT YOU WERE HERE, MILLIE. 267 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:16,874 I AM HERE. 268 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,291 NO, I MEAN BEFORE. 269 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:22,959 NOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE HAUNTING THE PLACE. 270 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,416 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 271 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:29,042 I AM STEALING THESE FOR CANDY-GATHERING PURPOSES. 272 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:35,083 WELL, COULD YOU EASE UP ON THE LARCENY? I WORK HERE. 273 00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:38,417 I AM SIMPLY TESTING FOR CANDY-GATHERING CAPACITY. 274 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,125 WE HAVE A WINNER. 275 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,124 LOVELY. 276 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,999 I WAS WATCHING T.V. LAST NIGHT, 277 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,165 SOME COPS AND ROBBERS AND LAWYER BULLSHIT. 278 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,582 YEAH, I KNOW, I HEARD YOU. YOU WOKE ME UP. 279 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,707 IT WAS SOME LAW AND ORDER RERUN BULLSHIT, 280 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,166 AND, UH, THERE WAS A DETECTIVE 281 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,083 ASKING QUESTIONS TO A PERP, RIGHT? 282 00:13:58,084 --> 00:14:00,499 AND IT ALWAYS BLOODY ANNOYS ME SO FUCKING MUCH, 283 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,041 BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION 284 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,000 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. 285 00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:04,958 "DID YOU KNOW THE DECEASED?" 286 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:09,416 EXACTLY... "DID YOU KNOW THE DECEASED?" 287 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:14,165 COME ON. I MEAN, EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD KNOWS THE ANSWER IS "NO." 288 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:15,332 THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS "NO." 289 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:18,208 ALWAYS "NO." NO, NO, NO, NO. OKAY, I GOT IT. 290 00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,541 I THINK THEY SHOULD ASK US THAT QUESTION. 291 00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:23,182 "DID YOU KNOW THE DECEASED?" "NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THE BLOODY DECEASED, 292 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,249 "BECAUSE I'VE JUST MET HER" 293 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:27,042 "I'M ABOUT TO REAP HER, AND SHE'S GOING TO DIE IN THREE MINUTES." 294 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,874 LIKE YOU DID, HERE. 295 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,208 I WAS HERE A COUPLE OF HOURS. 296 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,041 A MORNING, ACTUALLY, 297 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,625 AND NO ONE KNEW ME. 298 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,707 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE DECEASED. NEVER HAVE. 299 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,791 YEAH, ME EITHER. 300 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,791 I ONLY WANT TO KNOW PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN DEAD A LONG TIME. 301 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,167 ME, TOO. EXCEPT FOR YOU. 302 00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:58,708 [GASPS] 303 00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,250 NICE COSTUME, CRYSTAL. 304 00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:06,791 SPOOKY. 305 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,000 NICE MASK, MILLIE. 306 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,583 THANKS. 307 00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,875 WHAT'VE YOU GOT THERE, CRYSTAL? 308 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,249 NOTHING. 309 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,834 IS IT A... TRICK-OR-TREATING MAP? 310 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000 HAVE YOU GOT PRIME CANDY ZONES HIGHLIGHTED? 311 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,500 MASON, LET'S GO NOW. 312 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,791 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, CRYSTAL. 313 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:33,999 LET'S GO, MASON. 314 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,291 [♪♪] 315 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,000 DEATH IS LIKE GOING TO YOUR FIRST HAUNTED HOUSE WHEN YOU WERE A KID... 316 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,290 [WHISTLING] 317 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:58,084 YOU HAD TO WALK THROUGH IT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT STUFF WAS REALLY SCARY, 318 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,749 AND WHAT STUFF WAS JUST IN YOUR HEAD. 319 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,167 SO, HOW ARE WE ON THIS HALLOWEEN SUNDAY? 320 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,207 HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THE DOG? 321 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,125 THE DOG HAS A NAME. 322 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,125 J.D. 323 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,125 HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT J.D.? 324 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,750 WHERE'S THE CANDY? 325 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,416 REGGIE. 326 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,167 WHAT? CRAZY GIRLS DON'T NEED A LITTLE CHOCOLATE? 327 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:31,958 YOU KNOW, REGGIE, HOLIDAYS CAN BE A LOT OF FUN, 328 00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,499 BUT THEY'RE ALSO EMOTIONALLY DIFFICULT, 329 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,000 AND IT'S HARD NOT TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. 330 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,417 ABOUT GEORGE. 331 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,084 WELL, DID GEORGE LIKE HALLOWEEN? 332 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,750 GEORGE LOVED HALLOWEEN. 333 00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:53,000 SHE LIKED SPYING ON OTHER PEOPLE. 334 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:59,000 REGGIE THINKS THAT GEORGE CONTINUES TO SPY ON OTHER PEOPLE. 335 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,333 SHE THINKS THAT SHE'S A GHOST. 336 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,041 IS THAT TRUE, REGGIE? 337 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:08,762 DO YOU THINK YOUR SISTER, GEORGE, IS A GHOST? 338 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,999 NO. 339 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,707 YES, YOU DO THINK SHE'S A GHOST. 340 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:15,041 SHE THINKS SHE'S A GHOST. 341 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:17,083 NO, I DON'T. I'M NOT CRAZY. 342 00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:19,542 I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS. DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME CRAZY? 343 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,041 I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PARENTS' DIVORCE 344 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,249 AND HOW THAT'S DESTROYED MY CHILDHOOD. 345 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,874 I'M PAYING $160 AN HOUR HERE, OKAY? 346 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,275 AND I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS THE FACT 347 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,207 THAT REGGIE THINKS HER SISTER IS LIVING AMONG US. 348 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,041 I DON'T THINK GEORGE IS A GHOST. 349 00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:34,666 SHE'S LYING. NO, I'M NOT. 350 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,084 UH... I DID. 351 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,291 BUT I CHANGED MY MIND. 352 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,332 OKAY. 353 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,040 DO YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT A SECRET STASH OF LITTLE KIT KATS 354 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,374 IN THE OTHER ROOM, UNDER THE COFFEE TABLE. 355 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,667 WANT TO GO GRAB A FEW? 356 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,125 SURE. 357 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,249 JOY... 358 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:05,083 I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTRATION, I DO, 359 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,404 BUT I REALLY WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU 360 00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:10,208 TO NOT TO PUT SO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOURSELF OR ON REGGIE. 361 00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:13,500 JUST TRY TO LET THE PROCESS BE A LITTLE MORE ORGANIC. 362 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,125 I CAN'T AFFORD ORGANIC. 363 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,667 DANA, YOU'RE A VERY GOOD THERAPIST, 364 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,707 YOU'RE A VERY SMART WOMAN, 365 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,582 BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO COME HERE. 366 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,541 I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO PARK HERE. 367 00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,542 OKAY, MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT SOME KIND OF A SLIDING SCALE. 368 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,874 I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT THERAPY 369 00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,417 IS GOING TO BRING MY DAUGHTER BACK. 370 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,930 WHICH DAUGHTER ARE YOU TRYING TO BRING BACK? 371 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,708 YOU'RE A LITTLE TALLER THAN THE OTHER TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 372 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,791 CANDY BAR OR FRUIT ROLL-UP? 373 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,125 HOW ABOUT A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME? 374 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,666 NO SALES! 375 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,667 I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING. 376 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,417 GO AWAY. 377 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,624 I'M WITH, UH, CANDY BUSTERS, INC. 378 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:27,124 I'M JUST TRYING TO EDUCATE THE PUBLIC ON THE PERILS OF SUGAR. 379 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,999 YOU PICKED THE WRONG NIGHT! 380 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,666 WELL... 381 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,875 IT'S ONE OF THE FEW NIGHTS PEOPLE WILL OPEN THEIR DOOR TO STRANGERS. 382 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:36,625 QUESTION ONE... 383 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,249 RATE THE APPLE AS A HALLOWEEN TREAT... 384 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,041 HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE OR LIBERAL COP-OUT? 385 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,165 COP-OUT. NEXT QUESTION. 386 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,167 LET ME GET YOUR NAME. UH... 387 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,999 M. FELDMAN? 388 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,375 JOSIE FELDMAN. 389 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,375 LAST QUESTION... 390 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:05,000 DID YOU KNOW CANDY KILLS MORE PEOPLE THAN CIGARETTES? 391 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,417 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 392 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,667 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SURVEY. 393 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,874 WHERE'RE YOUR FOLKS? 394 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,125 THEY'RE IN BARBADOS, TRYING TO RECAPTURE THEIR YOUTH. 395 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,124 WELL... 396 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:21,041 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE IN THESE NEWSPAPERS. 397 00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:26,332 CRIMINALS SEE THIS, IT'S LIKE AN INVITATION. 398 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:27,917 COME ON. THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? 399 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:33,959 YOU HAVE A LAME JOB. 400 00:20:35,554 --> 00:20:36,874 I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 401 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,999 HEY, YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME CANDY FOR YOUR KID? 402 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,250 I DON'T HAVE A CHILD. COME ON. 403 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,749 TAKE A SNICKERS FOR THE ROAD. 404 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,875 SUGAR ROCKS. 405 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,125 CAN I GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE? 406 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,582 SURE. 407 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,000 ENJOY THAT CIGARETTE. 408 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:59,582 IN A WAY, DEATH WAS KIND OF LIKE A DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN. 409 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:02,582 MOST PEOPLE WEREN'T TOO INTERESTED IN WHAT WE WERE SELLING. 410 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,040 [WHISTLING] 411 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:08,208 OR THEY JUST DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THAT KIND OF LONG-TERM COMMITMENT. 412 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,041 [KNOCKING] 413 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,874 [THUD] [SCREAMING] 414 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,042 [RUSTLING] 415 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,000 [DOOR CLOSES] 416 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,083 [WHISTLING] 417 00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:31,667 SO WE TRICK THEM. 418 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,250 [WHISTLING] 419 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,125 YOU OKAY? 420 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,917 COME ON. 421 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:51,707 YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH, DON'T YOU? 422 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:55,208 WHAT? YOU THINK YOU'RE A BAD ASS IN YOUR LITTLE GET-UP. 423 00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:56,449 I COULD HAVE PLAYED A COP, ROXY, 424 00:21:56,473 --> 00:21:58,041 A COP WITH A HEART OF GOLD. 425 00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,208 IT'S NOT THE OUTFIT, DAISY. 426 00:22:00,209 --> 00:22:01,457 BEING TOUGH IS IN HERE. 427 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,250 I'M TOUGH. OH, YEAH, REAL TOUGH. 428 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,833 YOU'RE REAL IMPOSING. 429 00:22:05,834 --> 00:22:08,167 IT'S VERY EASY FOR YOU, ROXY. YOU ARE ARMED. 430 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,834 I NEED A GUN, TOO. 431 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,999 A GIRL NEEDS ACCESSORIES. 432 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,707 THE ONLY ACCESSORY I HAVE IS MY ATTITUDE. 433 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,166 OH, THEN, UH, GIVE ME YOUR GUN. 434 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,457 NO. PLEASE? 435 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,040 NO. GIVE ME THE GUN. GIVE ME THE GUN. 436 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,281 GIVE ME THE GUN GIVE ME THE GUN. 437 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:23,332 JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE LIKE MASON. 438 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:24,499 YOU ARE NOT A COP. 439 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,666 AND YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS. 440 00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:28,000 AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT. 441 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,541 THANK YOU. 442 00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:33,124 OH, YOU FORGOT TO CHARGE ME FOR MY COFFEE. 443 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,583 COFFEE'S FREE FOR COPS. 444 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,332 SEE THE KIND OF AN ACTRESS I AM? 445 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,792 IT'S JUST EFFORTLESS. 446 00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:42,166 YEAH, IT WAS. 447 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,749 HEY, OLD MAN, 448 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,333 TAKE A PICTURE, IT LASTS LONGER. 449 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:54,124 YOU SEE, ROXY? 450 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,245 TAKE AWAY THE UNIFORM, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE. 451 00:22:56,269 --> 00:22:58,103 YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY. 452 00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,166 AHEM. 453 00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:02,624 HEY. YOU GONNA STAND THERE GAWKING 454 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:06,208 OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO DRAG YOUR ASS TO THE STATION HOUSE? 455 00:23:06,209 --> 00:23:08,083 THIS IS FUN. 456 00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,833 PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME, GRANDPA, I SAID... 457 00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:12,083 DAISY ADAIR. 458 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,374 I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. 459 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:21,041 GONE WITH THE WIND. SHE DIED DURING THE FILMING. 460 00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:24,040 YOU'RE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF HER. 461 00:23:24,041 --> 00:23:25,083 OH. 462 00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:27,916 WELL, GOOD FOR ME. 463 00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:31,707 I USED TO SEE MISS ADAIR COME INTO THE STORK CLUB EVERY NIGHT. 464 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,874 USUALLY WITH A DIFFERENT GENTLEMAN. 465 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,000 ALL OF THEM, OR MOST OF THEM, STARS. 466 00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:38,375 WELL, I'M NOT HER. 467 00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,333 OBVIOUSLY. 468 00:23:46,084 --> 00:23:48,166 HALLOWEEN IS ONE FUCKED-UP DAY. 469 00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:56,417 GIVE ME THE GUN. 470 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:01,999 THIS LOOKS LIKE A CHOCOLATE HOUSE, MAYBE EVEN CARAMEL. 471 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,082 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 472 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,916 THE NICE DECORATIONS AND CARAMEL-CHOCOLATE WRAPPER. 473 00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:08,083 GET OUT OF THE WAY! OI! WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN. 474 00:24:08,084 --> 00:24:09,917 GET TO THE BACK! I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU. 475 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:11,916 YOU EITHER. 476 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,237 YOU'RE THREE- AND-A-HALF-FEET TALL 477 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:15,166 WITH AN EARRING AND A SASH, SO BACK OFF. 478 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,167 YEAH. 479 00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:26,124 OOH. WHAT SCARY CREATURES HAVE COME TO MY DOOR? 480 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,666 THAT'S FOR US, THEN? CHEERS. 481 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,708 UH, MASON... DRY... ICE. 482 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,583 [MASON GASPING] 483 00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:45,834 JESUS, THAT WAS COLD. 484 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:48,833 AND WHAT ARE YOU? 485 00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:50,207 A GHOST. 486 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,708 AH. AND YOU? 487 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:53,749 GHOST. 488 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,833 GOOD JOB, GUYS. WAY TO GO ALL OUT. 489 00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:58,208 "A" FOR EFFORT. THANK YOU. 490 00:24:58,209 --> 00:24:59,849 CAN WE HAVE SOME BLOODY CANDY NOW, OR WHAT? 491 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:00,915 MM. 492 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:03,916 GO FOR IT. 493 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:06,209 OI! GET OUT OF HERE. COME ON, PISS OFF. 494 00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,875 OH... HI, FRANK. 495 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,708 DEBRA'S IN THE ZEBRA ROOM. 496 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,125 OH, THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. 497 00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:38,209 [DOORBELL RINGING] 498 00:25:39,834 --> 00:25:41,582 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 499 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,916 OBVIOUSLY, I'M A COUPLE YEARS PAST TRICK-OR-TREATING AGE, 500 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,374 BUT I HAD TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON THESE GORGEOUS DECORATIONS. 501 00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:50,042 MAY I OFFER YOU MY OREGANO-DUSTED PUMPKIN SEEDS? 502 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:51,583 AH! 503 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 LOVELY. 504 00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:57,833 YOU MUST BE MRS. CLARK. 505 00:25:57,834 --> 00:25:59,124 YOU'RE A NEIGHBORHOOD LEGEND. 506 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,625 YOU CAN CALL ME KATIE. 507 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,625 YOU DO BEAUTIFUL WORK, KATIE. 508 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:09,416 ARE THERE ANY PROBLEMS IN THE AREA, OFFICER? 509 00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:10,916 TELL ME THOSE AWFUL STUART BOYS 510 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,874 DIDN'T DEFECATE IN MY WISHING WELL AGAIN. 511 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,290 NO, NO, JUST MAKING SURE EVERYONE'S SAFE. 512 00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:17,166 KIDS TODAY ARE SO ILL-MANNERED. 513 00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:18,041 HOOLIGANS. 514 00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:20,833 I ADORE HALLOWEEN. [CHUCKLES] 515 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:22,833 AND I WILL CONTINUE TO CREATE 516 00:26:22,834 --> 00:26:25,874 ELEGANT DECORATIONS AND HEALTHY SNACKS 517 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,000 UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. 518 00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:30,000 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 519 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,084 [WHISTLING] 520 00:26:37,042 --> 00:26:38,625 [DOORBELL RINGING] 521 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,374 I JUST CLEANED THOSE CUPBOARDS. 522 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,875 PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THEM. 523 00:26:57,792 --> 00:27:00,791 STOP CLEANING. I'M HUNGRY. 524 00:27:00,792 --> 00:27:03,875 HONEY, YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO START SHOWING THE HOUSE AGAIN. 525 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,041 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 526 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,250 THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS ARE. 527 00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:12,167 KNOCK KNOCK. 528 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,749 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 529 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,083 HEY, SUZANNE. 530 00:27:21,084 --> 00:27:22,582 SUGAR SKULL? 531 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,084 OH. HMM? 532 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:25,792 I JUST HAD LUNCH. 533 00:27:27,959 --> 00:27:29,417 SO HOW'RE YOU DOING, REGGIE? 534 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,084 I'M FINE. 535 00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:36,458 SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DOGGIE. 536 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,625 THANKS. 537 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,874 SO, THESE... 538 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,041 ARE FOR DIA DE LOS MUERTOS... 539 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,165 DAY OF THE DEAD. 540 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:49,041 IT'S SORT OF THE MEXICAN VERSION OF HALLOWEEN. 541 00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,874 EVERYONE GATHERS 542 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:55,040 AND THEY GO TO THE CEMETERY WHERE THEIR LOVED ONES ARE BURIED. 543 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,374 IT'S ACTUALLY... IT'S THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN. 544 00:27:57,375 --> 00:28:00,125 SUZANNE... NO, THIS IS NOT MORBID AT ALL, JOY. 545 00:28:00,792 --> 00:28:02,624 THIS IS CELEBRATORY, 546 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,999 AND THERE'S SONG AND DANCE, 547 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,166 AND FOOD AND MUSIC AND CANDLES. 548 00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:09,999 IT'S A REAL HOOT. 549 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,958 THAT'S SWEET. THANKS FOR THE TREATS. 550 00:28:11,959 --> 00:28:14,999 AND I'M HAVING A DIA DE LOS MUERTOS PARTY AT MY PLACE TONIGHT. 551 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,707 YOU'RE BOTH INVITED TO COME. 552 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,791 IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY MELLOW VIBE. 553 00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:21,000 SOME TEQUILA AND FLAN. 554 00:28:22,291 --> 00:28:24,124 SOME OLDER SINGLE MEN. 555 00:28:24,125 --> 00:28:25,625 WE'LL TRY TO COME BY. 556 00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:34,416 YOU KNOW, I WAS REMEMBERING GEORGE TODAY, 557 00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:36,000 IN HER LITTLE GHOST COSTUME. 558 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:38,750 I MISS SEEING HER. 559 00:28:41,084 --> 00:28:43,209 WELL, FELIZ DIA DE LOS MUERTOS, HONEY. 560 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,583 PLEASE COME. 561 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,332 TWO BY TWO, KIDS. 562 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:59,874 DO YOU SEE HOW ANTONIO'S HOLDING THE LION'S HAND? 563 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:01,416 THAT'S THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT. 564 00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:04,999 CHARLIE, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THAT DINOSAUR'S TAIL, 565 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,708 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE SHELTER EARLY. 566 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,834 HEY, MAN, YOU WANT TO GET SOME CANDY? 567 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,332 WE CAN CATCH UP WITH THEM LATER. 568 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:21,875 DOES, UH, OH, DOES ANYONE HAVE TO, UH, MAKE A WEE-WEE? 569 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:28,958 TRICK OR TREAT? 570 00:29:28,959 --> 00:29:31,166 HEY, YOU'RE A CUTE GUY, HUH? THERE YOU GO. 571 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:35,165 THOSE ARE BOURBON CANDIES. 572 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:37,958 WELL, MY MOTHER USED TO GIVE THEM TO ME WHEN I WAS KID. 573 00:29:37,959 --> 00:29:38,959 SIR... 574 00:29:40,084 --> 00:29:42,874 IT'S ILLEGAL TO GIVE ALCOHOL TO MINORS. 575 00:29:42,875 --> 00:29:44,624 AW, SHIT. 576 00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:47,833 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I JUST... I'M SORRY. 577 00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:49,375 I JUST HATE HOLIDAYS, YOU KNOW? 578 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:52,290 SO GODDAMN LONELY... 579 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,582 WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME YOUR NAME, SIR? 580 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:55,792 LES... 581 00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:59,041 BLANDON. SHOULD I GO GET THE BATHROBE? 582 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,708 THERE'LL BE NO ARREST TONIGHT, MR. BLANDON. 583 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,084 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 584 00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:08,458 THANK YOU. 585 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,999 COME ON, PHANTOM MAN, 586 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,083 LET'S HIT THE TRAILS. 587 00:30:19,167 --> 00:30:21,457 [DELORES]: THERE WE GO. KATE, DID YOU SEE WHICH WAY... 588 00:30:21,458 --> 00:30:24,791 CHARLIE! MY GOD! 589 00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:27,208 YOU GAVE US A SCARE. 590 00:30:27,209 --> 00:30:29,082 LOSE ONE OF YOUR GROUP, DID YOU? 591 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:32,166 YES, AND I JUST DID A BUDDY COUNT. [WHISTLING] 592 00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:35,791 WELL, EVERYONE'S FINE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HOUSE, THEN? 593 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,166 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG, OFFICER? 594 00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:38,958 IS THERE SOME CHATTER ON THE LINE? 595 00:30:38,959 --> 00:30:41,707 NO, JUST SOME GUY GIVING OUT BOURBON BONBONS. 596 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:44,416 LIQUOR CHOCOLATES WERE MY GATEWAY DRUG. 597 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:46,207 THEY ARE NO JOKE. 598 00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:47,749 BAG CHECK! 599 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:49,165 LET'S SEE... 600 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:50,374 OKAY. OKAY. 601 00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:51,667 NO JOKE. 602 00:30:52,542 --> 00:30:54,000 [WHISTLING] 603 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,958 OKAY... 604 00:30:58,959 --> 00:31:00,999 THANK YOU, OFFICER. 605 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,208 COME ON, KIDS, LET'S KEEP GOING. 606 00:31:05,041 --> 00:31:06,041 ANY TIME. 607 00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:08,792 THAT'S IT, STAY CLOSE. STAY CLOSE. 608 00:31:09,917 --> 00:31:11,125 [WHISTLING] 609 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:20,958 THAT'S ONE SCARY GUY. 610 00:31:20,959 --> 00:31:22,666 YEAH. 611 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,457 THAT'S THE THING WITH HALLOWEEN. 612 00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:28,457 I WOULDN'T HAVE LOVED IT SO MUCH IF THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, 613 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:32,040 IF SOME OF THE HOUSES I PEERED INTO WEREN'T HAUNTED. 614 00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:33,916 YOU ALL RIGHT THERE, CHIEF? 615 00:31:33,917 --> 00:31:35,458 YES. I AM ON A MISSION. 616 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,290 OI! YOU, NO. 617 00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:41,250 THIS IS MY REAP, AND THEREFORE, MY DOORBELL RING. 618 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:43,833 WELL, THEN, HAVE AT IT. 619 00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:45,000 THANK YOU. 620 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:46,959 [RINGING] 621 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,750 [SIGHS] 622 00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:54,499 THE ADDRESS AND THE TIME ARE THE SAME. 623 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,165 THAT'S KIND OF IRONIC, ISN'T IT? 624 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,207 HELLO, LITTLE MAN. TRICK OR TREAT? 625 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,499 WHAT ARE YOU? 626 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,249 [COUGHING] ME? UH, WELL, UM... 627 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:03,917 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A BRIT? 628 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,874 WELL, I'M A BRIT. 629 00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:08,083 SO YOU'RE A LITTLE DEVIL? 630 00:32:08,084 --> 00:32:09,542 YEAH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 631 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,166 BOBBY. 632 00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:12,332 BOBBY, IS YOUR DAD IN? 633 00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:13,749 RICHARD, OR RAYMOND, OR... 634 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,040 HE WENT OUT TO GET ME SOME COUGH MEDICINE. 635 00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:17,249 ARE YOU SICK? 636 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,917 YEAH. NO TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. 637 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,583 SHIT. 638 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:32,707 NOW, YOU LITTLE DEVIL... 639 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:37,167 I AM THINKING THAT MAYBE YOUR PARENTS SOMETIMES CALL YOU ROBERT, 640 00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:39,958 ROBERT PERLIS, RIGHT? 641 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,084 YEAH. 642 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:48,249 KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU, BOBBY? 643 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,749 I AM GOING TO OPEN UP MY BIG BAG HERE, 644 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:53,165 AND I'M GOING TO LET YOU PICK ANY... ANYTHING, 645 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,624 ANYTHING YOU WANT, SERIOUSLY. COME ON. 646 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,290 ANYTHING. 647 00:32:57,291 --> 00:33:00,082 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE CANDY FROM PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 648 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:03,499 COME ON, LITTLE MAN. YOU KNOW ME. I'M A BRIT, I'M NOT A MONSTER, AM I? 649 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,959 COME ON, CHOOSE. 650 00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:10,416 NOW, THAT IS A BLOODY GOOD CHOICE, BOBBY, I'M TELLING YOU. 651 00:33:10,417 --> 00:33:12,583 OPEN YOUR ARMS OUT. GO ON. 652 00:33:14,084 --> 00:33:15,208 THERE YOU GO. 653 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:21,917 THANKS. 654 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,083 HEY. COME HERE. 655 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:28,083 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 656 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,041 [COUGHING] 657 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:42,125 HEY. 658 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,750 HOW DO YOU... HOW DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO... 659 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:50,250 HOW... 660 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:53,268 GOD, YOU DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO CHOKE 661 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,125 ON THAT CANDY I GAVE HIM, DO YOU? 662 00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:58,083 [WHISTLING] 663 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:08,084 [DOORBELL RINGING] 664 00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:22,875 [JOY]: COME ON, GEORGE, LET'S GO. 665 00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,041 [WHISTLING] 666 00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:33,042 THAT'S THE CONFUSING THING ABOUT HALLOWEEN... 667 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:37,332 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE SCARED, 668 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:40,833 AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OPEN YOUR DOOR TO STRANGERS. 669 00:34:40,834 --> 00:34:42,667 DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? 670 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,250 WELL? DOES IT? 671 00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:51,249 ALL RIGHT, LITTLE MAN, COME WITH ME. 672 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:52,375 YEAH. 673 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:56,792 BETTER TO BE JUST A LITTLE SCARED. 674 00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:08,417 AHEM. 675 00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:11,000 HOW DO I LOOK? EMBARRASSING. 676 00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:13,207 [SIGHS] 677 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:14,374 [SNIFFS] 678 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:15,457 [SNIFFS AGAIN] 679 00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:17,333 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? SHIT. PUMPKIN SEEDS. 680 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:18,959 REGGIE! 681 00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:23,500 OH! CHRIST! 682 00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:27,208 [SCREAMING] 683 00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:38,250 PUMPKIN SEEDS. 684 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,542 REGGIE, WHAT THE FUCK? 685 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:56,207 NO NEED TO DROP THE F-BOMB. 686 00:35:56,208 --> 00:35:58,290 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 687 00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,999 I FORGOT ABOUT THEM. I'M SORRY. 688 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,240 LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY KITCHEN. 689 00:36:01,264 --> 00:36:03,222 I MEAN, THIS IS A DISASTER. 690 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,874 IT'S NOT. 691 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:06,582 REGGIE, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! 692 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,417 WORSE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED, MOM. 693 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:15,583 YOU ALWAYS GO CRAZY OVER THE STUFF THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER. 694 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,165 OKAY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A COSTUME 695 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:29,166 AND COME WITH ME, OVER TO SUZANNE'S PARTY? 696 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:30,083 I WANT TO STAY HERE. 697 00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:32,165 JUST COME WITH ME. 698 00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:34,083 I'LL STAY HERE AND HAND OUT CANDY. 699 00:36:34,084 --> 00:36:36,167 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. 700 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,542 IT'S JUST HALLOWEEN, MOM. 701 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,500 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 702 00:36:42,542 --> 00:36:43,708 FINE. 703 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,582 I'LL HAVE MY PHONE WITH ME. 704 00:36:51,583 --> 00:36:53,624 [BEEP] IT'S ON, OKAY? 705 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,582 OKAY. 706 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:58,792 I'LL COME BACK SOON, AND THEN WE CAN... 707 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:03,084 WE CAN ANSWER THE DOOR TOGETHER, OKAY? 708 00:37:03,667 --> 00:37:04,792 SURE. 709 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:09,209 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 710 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:10,959 IT'LL BE A HOOT. 711 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:23,833 I DON'T REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE MOMENT ABOUT BEING A KID... 712 00:37:23,834 --> 00:37:26,125 BUT I SURE REMEMBER HALLOWEEN. 713 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:29,249 THE STUFF THAT SENT MY HEART RACING 714 00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:32,666 HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH GHOULS OR GOBLINS OR WITCHES 715 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,290 OR EVEN GHOSTS. 716 00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:39,332 THE STUFF THAT SCARED ME WAS WHAT WAS LURKING BEHIND ALL THOSE CLOSED DOORS, 717 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:41,834 ALL THOSE SECRETS HIDING IN THE DARK... 718 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,166 [♪♪] 719 00:37:56,084 --> 00:37:59,041 YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOURSELF? 720 00:37:59,042 --> 00:38:01,458 SOME HALLOWEEN NIGHT, GO RING THE WRONG DOORBELL. 721 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:05,167 [DOORBELL RINGING] 722 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,791 YES? 723 00:38:08,792 --> 00:38:11,999 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE OUT CANDY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? 724 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,208 WELL, YOUNG LADY, I LEFT A BOWL, AND YOU KICKED IT OVER. 725 00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:19,000 [JOY]: COME ON, GEORGE, LET'S GO! 726 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,209 GEORGIA, COME ON! 727 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:24,249 I HAVE TO GO. 728 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,041 ALL RIGHT. 729 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:27,875 BUT COME BACK NEXT YEAR. 730 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:33,749 IF MOST PEOPLE KNEW HOW MANY TIMES THEY BRUSHED BY DEATH, 731 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:37,208 THEY'D PROBABLY STAY INSIDE FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. 732 00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:43,417 OR AT LEAST THEY WOULDN'T KNOCK ON THIS DARK DOOR. 733 00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:54,750 TRICK OR TREAT. 734 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,083 I DON'T HAVE ANY CANDY. 735 00:38:58,041 --> 00:38:59,875 I SEE YOUR CANDY RIGHT THERE. 736 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,209 I KNOW YOU. 737 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:15,667 IT'S DONE. 738 00:39:17,209 --> 00:39:18,625 IT'S ALL OVER. 739 00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:25,375 WHO ARE YOU? 740 00:39:26,917 --> 00:39:28,667 NOBODY YOU WANT TO KNOW. 741 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:39,083 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE WAS GOING TO DIE. 742 00:39:39,084 --> 00:39:42,833 AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I REALLY DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT. 743 00:39:42,834 --> 00:39:45,167 SOME OF THE DEAD ARE JUST BETTER LEFT FORGOTTEN. 744 00:39:52,917 --> 00:39:55,291 REGGIE, WE CAN GO BACK TO THE PARTY, 745 00:39:56,792 --> 00:39:58,167 WE CAN GO HOME... 746 00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:02,124 I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 747 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:05,041 I AM JUST NOT COMFORTABLE... 748 00:40:06,959 --> 00:40:08,084 HERE. 749 00:40:09,834 --> 00:40:11,000 IT'S TOO DISTURBING. 750 00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:16,582 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DISTURBING. 751 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:19,332 IT'S HALLOWEEN IN A GRAVEYARD. 752 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,834 IT'S THE DAY OF THE DEAD. 753 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,124 YOU KNOW, REGGIE, ACTUALLY, 754 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:27,084 DIA DE LOS MUERTOS IS TOMORROW. 755 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:30,582 SUZANNE SAID IT'S THE ONE DAY 756 00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:32,166 WHEN SPIRITS VISIT THE EARTH. 757 00:40:32,167 --> 00:40:34,374 YEAH, AND THAT ONE DAY IS ACTUALLY TOMORROW, 758 00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:36,291 AS IN THE DAYTIME, HMM? 759 00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:39,875 AND SUZANNE SMOKES A LOT OF POT. 760 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,708 LET'S GO HOME. 761 00:40:49,041 --> 00:40:51,708 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. 762 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,084 THAT MAKES ME SAD. 763 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,041 I'M DONE WITH IT. 764 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:01,482 IS IT BECAUSE GEORGE ALWAYS USED TO TAKE YOU TRICK-OR-TREATING? 765 00:41:05,417 --> 00:41:06,917 AND IGNORED ME. 766 00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:17,041 COME HERE. 767 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,208 COME KEEP YOUR MOTHER WARM. 768 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:40,916 FUCKING BULLSHIT. I DON'T LIKE ALMONDS AND COCONUT 769 00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:41,999 IN MY CHOCOLATE. 770 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,249 I DO. 771 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,457 MAKE ME AN OFFER. 772 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:48,124 UH, MILK DUDS AND A CANDY BAR TO BE NAMED LATER? 773 00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:49,624 OKAY. 774 00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:52,042 BLACK LICORICE... TOTALLY GROSS. WHO WANTS TO TRADE? 775 00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:59,542 FINE. BE THAT WAY. 776 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,542 [GROWLS] 777 00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:08,291 HEY, RUBE, SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING? 778 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:10,707 HALLOWEEN'S FOR KIDS. 779 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,874 YOU GUYS HAVE IT. 780 00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:14,499 I HAVE TO ADMIT, MASON, THIS IS AN IMPRESSIVE HAUL. 781 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,499 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DAISY. 782 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,999 YOU MUST'VE REALLY WORKED HARD. 783 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,167 YOU DON'T KNOW. 784 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,165 ANYWAY, THANKS. 785 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,417 YOU'RE WELCOME. 786 00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:28,249 COME ON, RUBE. 787 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,208 I KNOW YOU LOVE SWEETS. HAVE SOMETHING. 788 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,959 I WOULDN'T MIND A LITTLE PEANUT BRITTLE, PEANUT. 789 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:40,000 THAT'S NOT WHO I AM ANYMORE, I'M NOT THAT GIRL. 790 00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:42,999 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 791 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,167 WELL, HAPPY HALLOWEEN ANYWAY... 792 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:47,417 PEANUT. 793 00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:52,249 WELL, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN ANYMORE. IT'S TOMORROW. 794 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:53,499 ALL SAINTS' DAY. 795 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,582 IS THAT A SPECIAL ONE, TOO? 796 00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:57,124 DO I HAVE TO WEAR A MASK? 797 00:42:57,125 --> 00:43:02,290 LEGEND HAS IT THAT SPIRITS GATHER IN GRAVEYARDS ON ALL SAINTS' DAY. 798 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:03,666 THAT'S WHERE THEY HONOR THE DEAD. 799 00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:05,250 HOW WILL YOU BE SPENDING IT? 800 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,250 IN A GRAVEYARD. 801 00:43:09,125 --> 00:43:11,041 GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. 802 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:12,125 BYE. 803 00:43:12,375 --> 00:43:13,792 [SNARLING] 804 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,417 [GROWLING] 805 00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:21,833 I ALWAYS THOUGHT I LOVED HALLOWEEN 806 00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:25,833 BECAUSE I GOT TO LOOK BEHIND ALL THOSE CLOSED DOORS, 807 00:43:25,834 --> 00:43:31,040 BUT NOW I SEE THAT IT'S BECAUSE I WAS PAINTED WITH SOMETHING DARKER... 808 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:35,417 THAT I WAS MEANT TO SEE THE DARK, AND THROUGH THE DARK... 809 00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:10,417 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE... 810 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:13,165 BUT I AM. 811 00:44:13,166 --> 00:44:15,917 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SUPPOSED TO WATCH OVER THEM, 812 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,875 OR JUST HAUNT THEM. 813 00:44:43,084 --> 00:44:46,625 EITHER WAY, I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I WASN'T HAVING FUN. 814 00:44:48,125 --> 00:44:51,000 I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE... 815 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,207 WALKING THROUGH A GRAVEYARD THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN, 816 00:44:57,208 --> 00:45:00,417 ON A QUIET AND BEAUTIFUL NOVEMBER MORNING... 817 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:03,124 IT'S NOT SO BAD... 818 00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:04,959 BEING DEAD LIKE ME.