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Let me tell you a story. A
story of life and death.
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My death.
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But before we go there, we need to go
back to a time where it all started,
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when God was getting busy with
the creation of the universe,
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where there was only cosmic goo.
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God's Play-Doh, if you will.
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While God was messing with this
Play-Doh, creating all living things,
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he put death into a ceramic
jar for safekeeping,
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until he could figure
out what to do with it.
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One day, God gave the jar
to a frog and a toad
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to guard it from harm while he went off
to create something more fantastic.
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Why he gave it to a frog and
a toad, I'll never know.
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But one thing led to another.
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The jar shattered,
letting death out.
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And ever since,
everything has to die.
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So there you have it. The mystery
of death finally revealed.
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Which brings us to my story.
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Everybody dies. That's
just the way it is.
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The life clock ticks at the
same speed for everyone.
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And we all know that one
day that clock will stop.
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And when it does, we're only
going to have time to say...
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I'm told I'm not supposed
to argue or question,
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or even try to understand.
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I'm told it a lot these days,
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ever since my life was snuffed out by a
toilet seat from an old space station,
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and I joined the ranks of the
undead and became a grim reaper.
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This is Rube. He's our boss.
He keeps us reapers in line.
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Every morning we meet Rube at a
restaurant called Der Waffle Haus,
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where he would review the list which
has who's to die, when and where,
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which he writes out on a Post-it
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and then passes on to
all the grim reapers.
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Rube says that you don't mess
around with fate, peanut.
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People die when they are meant to die.
You cannot intervene in any way.
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When life is done, it's done.
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We, the undead, are meant to exist
on the fringe of the living world.
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We can move freely among
the living to do our job.
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My name is George Lass. I've
been dead for five years.
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I take souls for a living.
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My division is
External Influence.
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Murders,
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natural disasters,
accidents, et cetera.
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And I do mean et cetera.
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Hi, yes, Professor Gregor?
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This is Mr. Fielding from the
Arthur Barrisford Foundation.
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I am thrilled to announce to you
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that you have finally
been named the recipient
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of our $500,000 genius grant.
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That ugly guy? He's a graveling.
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They set things in motion. And
once things start moving,
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look out below.
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The sun rises, the sun sets.
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Life comes, and for a
once successful inventor
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who's down on his
luck, life goes.
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Welcome to the afterlife, Mr.
Gregor.
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Sorry about the last-minute reaping,
but we don't normally do suicides,
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so I wasn't sure you were our
man till the last second.
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I don't care. I won.
I finally won.
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Yes, you did, the jackpot.
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Now, into your lights.
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You know, I thought it would hurt
more, but it didn't. Not at all.
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Well, that's 'cause I took
your soul before you died.
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Oh! Well, thank you
very much, Miss, uh...
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Lass, but you can
call me George.
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Am I gonna see you again
where I'm going towards?
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Eventually.
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When I get my lights.
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I don't know when.
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Death is full of surprises, huh?
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You have no idea.
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I love morning reaps,
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accomplishing so much when
everyone else is still in bed,
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and I still have the
whole day ahead of me.
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Reapers are assigned an unspecified
allotment of souls to collect.
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You don't know how many souls
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until you've nabbed the last
one, and then you move on.
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Moving on, much like death,
has its own timetable.
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You don't know when it's going
to happen until it happens.
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And today, fate is telling our
band of merry grim reapers
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to move on from Der Waffle Haus.
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- Smells like bacon.
Looks like arson.
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Where the hell is Rube?
I need my coffee.
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People, this is hallowed ground.
Show some respect.
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I'm showing respect. Auf
wiedersehen, Der Waffle Haus.
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Fond farewell to a shitty
little restaurant.
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Which didn't extend me any
more credit, so fuck you.
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Did you have something to do with
this fire, you limey bastard?
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First of all, I don't need
to answer that, 'cause I...
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How about I just make it
so every time you kneel
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in front of a glory
hole, you think of me?
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I already do!
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He didn't do it, Roxy.
He's not that smart.
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Thanks, George.
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Excuse me!
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I'm here to pick up Daisy...
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Uses sex to get her way.
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Roxy...
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She could kick your ass.
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Mason...
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Ah, Mason, Mason, Mason.
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And George.
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They call me "'toilet
seat girl." '.
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Yes. That's right.
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Wait! He's supposed to
open the door for us.
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Oh, my bad. I didn't go to prom.
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Thank you.
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Ooh, snacky snacks.
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In the space-time continuum,
everything changes.
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- Whoo! Change can be slow.
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Show me your tits!
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Whoa!
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Change can be fast. Change
can be welcomed or feared,
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or it can come to you in a black limo
and take you to a fancy restaurant.
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One thing you can
count on is change.
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No. Look, I told
you already, no.
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No means no.
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I'm not gonna change my mind.
Oh, one second.
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Ah, there you all are. Welcome.
Please, have a seat.
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Daisy.
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Died on the set of Gone
with the Wind, 1939.
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- Mason.
- What?
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Drilled a hole in
your head, 1966.
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Roxy, strangled with
a legwarmer in 1982.
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And George,
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killed by a toilet seat
from outer space in 2003.
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Better off dead Better off dead.
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Oh. Excuse me.
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Um...
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Okay, not to be all, "What the
fuck?" about this, but...
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What the fuck?
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Look, uh, our workload
is going to increase,
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and we need better ways
to stay connected.
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Now, this Post-it business was fine,
but now we're with the Treos.
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Old habits die hard,
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and if you guys still want to meet
for your early morning chats,
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then this table has a
standing res in my name.
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I can't promise I'll
be there every day,
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but you can always get
a hold of me on here,
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or text me, or e-mail me.
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- Who...
- Sorry, overseas market's just closing.
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- Are you?
- Kane, sell it.
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Sorry about that.
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Cameron Kane, died 9/11, fell 85
stories and never felt a thing.
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I think I met your sister last night.
She gave me a lap dance. Candy?
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But who are you?
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Meet the new boss. Well,
Rube got his lights.
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He had to, uh...
He had to move on.
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They headhunted me because of my
ass-kicking performance stats,
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and they brought me in to
reconfigure your branch
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because, quite frankly, it had gotten
a little slack under the old guard.
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Your assignments will
be on your Treos,
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the car is at your disposal, and
breakfast is, uh, my treat.
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In perpetuity.
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I can't wait to get started.
We are gonna be a great team.
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What the fuck? I'm hungry.
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- He's lying.
- No, I'm not.
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- Not you. Cameron.
- Lying about what?
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Rube. About Rube
going away forever.
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Do you think he did
something to Rube?
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- Why would he do that?
- I don't know. Some kind of coup.
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What, to take over our illustrious
team of grim reapers?
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- No one's that dumb.
- She's right, Roxy.
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It just doesn't make sense. Unless
he heard about my staggering beauty.
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Ugh.
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He heard you were a stank-ass ho
that'd go down on Clark Gable
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to play an extra on the plantation.
That's what he heard.
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- You see how he took her chair out?
- And my phone-y thingy is greeny.
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And?
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And it matches my eyes.
It's my favorite color.
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If Rube was still around,
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he would have been at the
Waffle Haus this morning.
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He would have found us.
He would have.
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Goddamn it!
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We didn't even have a
chance to say goodbye.
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Fuck him.
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Where to?
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Uh, I've gotta get back to my car.
I'm late for work.
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Yes, ma'am. Anyone else?
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Yes, um, 11 Stratford,
no, Stubens Place.
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I have 45 minutes, so we
can drop George off first.
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Oh, wait, I'll come with you
'cause, um, I'm much, much later.
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How do you work this damn thing?
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Looks like you get the day off.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, no. Look, I got another one.
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They're almost back-to-back.
Look at that.
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You get two, I get none?
Rube would never do this.
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Well, I don't like it
any more than you do.
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Well, give me one
of yours, then.
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You can't take her reap.
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- I can if she got two.
- Hey, shut the fuck up.
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Reap is slang for...
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Reap is slang for when we take the
soul out of a body who's just...
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Sales meeting, and
we make commissions.
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We're very competitive.
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I understand.
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There's no way in hell
she gets two reaps.
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It has to be a mistake.
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Well, I think it shows a
sensitivity on his part.
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So do I.
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I think he knew you were
gonna be all touchy
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about him taking over,
so he let you slide.
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So why didn't Mr. Sensitive
let you guys slide?
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Because you're the only one who
wants Rube's old fucking job.
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Listen, I have a bit of a time crunch.
Could use your help.
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All right, we'll take the squad car.
I'll use the lights if I have to.
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Everything changes.
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Just when I get used to the
way things are in life,
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or in my case, death...
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Asshole!
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Death throws you a curve.
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That's the space-time continuum
for you, full of surprises.
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That was entirely uncalled for!
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See, there's my mom
and my sister Reggie.
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My daughter is only 16! She's
just learning how to drive.
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That's me. That's how the
living world sees me.
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You should have a
little consideration!
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Light's still red.
Light's still red!
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Could you please chill?
Could you please pull over?
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All right. Are you
trying to get us killed?
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It's crossed my mind.
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That's comforting.
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Not lately, though,
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because I really want a
new car for my birthday.
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Actually, it can be used.
I can deal.
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Oh. That's great. You
can deal, all right.
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Soon as you make enough
money from your job.
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Laura got new boobs for her 16th,
and she didn't even need them.
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Well, that's really
sketchy behavior.
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Mmm. More shady than sketchy.
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Yeah. Should be
your father's job.
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Except that he lives, like,
a million miles away.
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When your father was teaching George
to drive, she cut someone off,
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but she thought it was their fault,
so she took both hands off the wheel
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so she could flip 'em off twice.
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- Can we go now?
- Blinker!
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- All right, let them know you're coming.
- I know!
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- Don't let it bother you.
- Okay, okay! I'll try.
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But, um, just in case?
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00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:44,416
What hand should I use
to flip somebody off?
241
00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:47,147
The one not holding
the cell phone.
242
00:15:12,046 --> 00:15:15,015
Do you want to go around back?
Sneak in through the cafeteria?
243
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,879
It's too late. They
already saw me.
244
00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:19,983
- I love you.
- You're the only one.
245
00:15:20,688 --> 00:15:22,553
That's not true.
246
00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:29,027
That's not true.
247
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:39,503
The doctors were wonderful.
248
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:46,341
But as great as they were at
diagnosing and treating Teddy,
249
00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:52,051
they had no idea how to
tell a 12-year-old boy
250
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,521
that he was going to die.
251
00:15:56,924 --> 00:16:01,361
And we couldn't do
it, so the guilt...
252
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,896
Now, let me just say,
253
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,829
I've been running this
group for two years now,
254
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:09,131
and I have never heard from a parent
who has figured that one out. Right?
255
00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:12,205
I mean that there
is no guidebook.
256
00:16:13,374 --> 00:16:15,137
How do you manage it?
257
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:16,709
To be honest, not well.
258
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:19,741
George died suddenly,
259
00:16:21,082 --> 00:16:23,710
and earlier that same
day, we had a fight.
260
00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:26,818
And I... You know, I can't
remember exactly what I said,
261
00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:28,810
but it wasn't pleasant.
262
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,291
And so I've been haunted by
it for the past five years.
263
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:37,690
So now I just make sure that
every time I say goodbye
264
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:40,757
to my younger daughter,
I tell her I love her.
265
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,363
Drives her crazy.
266
00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:10,690
Morning, Crystal.
267
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:15,563
- Meow, Millie.
- Good morning, Delores.
268
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,331
How was your breakfast meeting?
269
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,269
It's supposed to be anonymous.
270
00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,069
Oh, I'm sorry. I
keep forgetting.
271
00:17:21,142 --> 00:17:22,370
You're under too much stress.
272
00:17:22,443 --> 00:17:25,537
I just keep thinking about
somebody ratting me out,
273
00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:29,071
- bringing Murray to work.
- Everybody loves Murray.
274
00:17:30,284 --> 00:17:32,164
See how much they love him
when he gets too weak
275
00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:35,420
to use the kitty litter box and
starts spraying the bizhub.
276
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,979
So take some family leave.
277
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:41,153
Spend some time with Murray
before he, you know, passes.
278
00:17:41,829 --> 00:17:45,390
There's a no-pet clause in the contract.
I checked.
279
00:17:45,466 --> 00:17:46,797
Oh. Bastards.
280
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,801
I'm gonna have to put
that potty mouth of yours
281
00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,667
directly into Murray's
kitty litter box.
282
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:53,502
How many interviews
we got today?
283
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:54,871
Sixteen.
284
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,906
- Bring 'em on.
- That's my girl.
285
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:13,054
- Oh, this is so sexy.
- How is this sexy?
286
00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:15,357
Toenails and hair
all over the floor,
287
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,858
faces dead with too much
Botox and too much makeup.
288
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,799
Looks like a mortuary,
if you ask me.
289
00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:23,589
Oh, I like mortuaries.
I think they're sexy.
290
00:18:23,613 --> 00:18:26,095
- That's 'cause you're dead.
- No, it's 'cause he's sick.
291
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,401
Uh, can I help you?
292
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:30,274
I hope so.
293
00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:32,372
Is there someone who works here
294
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,176
- with the last name Baenziger?
- No.
295
00:18:35,249 --> 00:18:37,911
- Oh. Great haircut.
296
00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:42,354
I know. What about a client?
Last name Baenziger.
297
00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:44,084
Not on the books for today.
298
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,625
Oh.
299
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:49,652
Good choice.
300
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,324
You know, the yellow rocks
make it look like spring.
301
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,162
That is just what I thought.
302
00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:55,695
Yeah.
303
00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:59,605
So, do you mind if I go back
and look for my friend?
304
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:02,039
- Yeah, be my guest.
- Thanks.
305
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,569
Goody. That means we get
to play, you know...
306
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,375
High-risk factor.
307
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:08,847
Okay, ready?
308
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:13,816
- Running with scissors.
- Barber on drugs, razor at throat.
309
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:19,853
The house is right on the mountain.
Ski in, ski out.
310
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:22,259
My instructor says
I'm a natural.
311
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,820
- Then there's her.
- What's high risk about her?
312
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:27,093
Nothing. I just want her dead.
313
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,094
Baenziger!
314
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,933
Oh, good. Now we get to
play last-minute panic.
315
00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:33,064
Hey.
316
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,501
Daisy.
317
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:45,875
- Zac?
- Hi.
318
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,618
Is that you?
319
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:51,954
Yeah. No, uh... Sorry. Do I
know you from somewhere?
320
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:55,359
I think so. Are you
Zac Baenziger?
321
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:59,889
Yeah. No. Yeah, that's me, for sure.
Uh, were we in high school together?
322
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,025
Graveling!
323
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,591
- I saw it first.
- I saw it.
324
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:06,106
It's good to see you. Really.
325
00:20:06,674 --> 00:20:07,902
Yeah.
326
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,136
Sorry, I need a signature.
327
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:13,911
Now, where did my pens go?
328
00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:27,892
There you go. There you go.
329
00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:36,802
Call 911! Hurry!
330
00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:41,831
Hey, dead guy.
331
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:45,977
You mean those weren't candies?
332
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,344
No, and we didn't go to
high school together.
333
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,406
We gotta go, guys.
334
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:51,678
Thank you.
335
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,447
Daisy, what about his lights?
336
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,920
Uh, he'll figure it out. You
know, we've only got 10 minutes.
337
00:20:56,857 --> 00:20:59,621
Rushing a reap!
This is bad form.
338
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,261
This Cameron guy is
starting to piss me off.
339
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,990
I think his way is
more efficient.
340
00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,464
I think Daisy's right. The
geezer is dead, isn't he?
341
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,434
I've got some lovely lemon sage
thickening conditioner for my hair.
342
00:21:09,503 --> 00:21:12,597
- Look nice for the new boss.
- I don't think you're his type.
343
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,698
- You are?
- I'm everybody's type.
344
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,436
Oh, really? Trying
to make me jealous?
345
00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:18,171
Just stating the obvious.
346
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:24,842
- So, Mr. Harding.
- Call me Ryan.
347
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,780
Hold on a sec.
348
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:30,319
Ryan, let the potential
employer address you formally
349
00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:32,256
if that's what she chooses.
350
00:21:32,326 --> 00:21:34,794
First names may be taboo
in her place of business,
351
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:39,356
and if that's the case, you just
talked yourself out of a job.
352
00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:42,000
Go ahead.
353
00:21:42,069 --> 00:21:46,005
What do you think is your greatest
accomplishment in life so far, Mr. Harding?
354
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,333
I'm 26.
355
00:21:48,442 --> 00:21:51,878
By the age of 26, Tiger Woods
had already won the Grand Slam.
356
00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:55,745
At 26, Henry Ford had
invented the Model T.
357
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,376
By the time he was 26,
Alexander the Great...
358
00:21:58,452 --> 00:22:00,249
Had become a homo. - Ryan.
359
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,050
If she insists on comparing
me to successful people,
360
00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,353
- of course I'm gonna fall short.
- Oh, get over it.
361
00:22:05,426 --> 00:22:06,620
May I, Millie?
362
00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:10,627
What do we do here?
363
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:13,165
We're a temp agency.
364
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:14,564
Mmm-hmm.
365
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,292
Millie?
366
00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:19,504
We're an agency that
gets people jobs
367
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,269
that are temporary.
368
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:24,868
We are a corporate
dating service.
369
00:22:24,945 --> 00:22:27,038
And if we want to
find the right match,
370
00:22:27,114 --> 00:22:31,073
we have to understand the
sine qua non of that person.
371
00:22:31,151 --> 00:22:33,676
We have to find out what
makes someone special.
372
00:22:33,754 --> 00:22:36,814
We have to ask questions
that catch people off guard,
373
00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,586
that really pull
their masks off.
374
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,628
Like, "What's your most
treasured possession?"
375
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,753
My cat.
376
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:45,030
How about, "What's the best
birthday gift you ever got?"
377
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,099
My cat. People, these don't
catch people off guard.
378
00:22:48,123 --> 00:22:50,557
We need a question like, uh...
379
00:22:51,138 --> 00:22:53,072
Questions like,
380
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,665
"What's the one thing you
want to do before you die?"
381
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:58,336
Now that's a great question.
382
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,512
Carry on. Doing great.
383
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,214
Answer the question, Ryan.
384
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,415
- Do you want me to answer honestly?
- Of course.
385
00:23:10,491 --> 00:23:12,482
That's easy. He
wants to get laid.
386
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,686
- Amy!
- No, she's right.
387
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:18,288
Okay, you know,
let's start over,
388
00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:20,731
and feel free to lie this time.
389
00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:33,002
There were a lot of things I
wanted to do before I died.
390
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:35,975
I don't know what they were
391
00:23:36,049 --> 00:23:38,574
because I never asked
myself that question.
392
00:23:38,652 --> 00:23:40,847
What the fuck?
393
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,589
Whoever H. Hart is,
394
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:51,962
I hope he or she asked the question,
because their clock is about to stop.
395
00:23:57,471 --> 00:23:59,666
High-risk factors.
396
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,537
Hey, stop. Stop.
397
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:05,374
So many possibilities,
so little time.
398
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,058
The driver didn't even stop
to see if he was okay.
399
00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:30,570
Hang tough, Jenny. Hudson
will be all right.
400
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:33,834
Hudson's got heart.
Hudson's got heart.
401
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:35,431
What's that you're saying?
402
00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:38,307
It's one of our cheers.
403
00:24:38,378 --> 00:24:40,869
I mean, all the football
players have one.
404
00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:43,246
I mean, except Gustav Guducek,
405
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:46,150
because, well, nothing
rhymes with that.
406
00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,686
And, I mean, Hudson's
is easy, right?
407
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,714
I mean, there's part and
dart, and all that stuff.
408
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,423
And then, well, we decided
409
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,016
how sweet and easy if
we just used his name?
410
00:24:54,094 --> 00:24:55,823
Hudson's got heart.
411
00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,358
Get it?
412
00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,401
That's Hudson Hart?
413
00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:03,561
Yeah.
414
00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,602
Excuse me.
415
00:25:47,848 --> 00:25:50,180
I told you to look
like a million bucks.
416
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:53,083
- Well, I never got your message.
- Okay, obviously.
417
00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:55,314
- Oh, Georgia, I have the best news.
- Not me.
418
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:57,823
Cameron seriously screwed
up on my reap time.
419
00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:01,327
Oh, dear, that's too bad.
But enough about you.
420
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,022
I'm returning to the theater.
421
00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:05,530
Returning? I thought
you only did movies.
422
00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:07,965
- What's the difference?
- A live audience?
423
00:26:08,035 --> 00:26:11,596
Oh, silly George, Cameron
introduced me to Ronald Gluckster.
424
00:26:11,672 --> 00:26:12,696
Who?
425
00:26:12,773 --> 00:26:16,732
The producer. And he loves me. And
I'm understudying Lady Macbeth.
426
00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:19,608
- I start rehearsals demain.
- Did you have to blow him?
427
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,342
No. In fact, he said I have
a certain je ne sais quoi.
428
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:25,096
- Do you know what that means?
- That you're gonna have to blow him.
429
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,485
Daisy, Cameron seriously
screwed up my reap.
430
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,880
Oh, that's too bad for you. But you
should have a drink. It's a party.
431
00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:34,017
I've had five glasses of Cristal.
I could get used to this.
432
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,925
- Where's Mason?
- Mmm.
433
00:26:35,996 --> 00:26:37,258
In heaven.
434
00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:40,700
Oh, there's the mayor.
435
00:26:50,177 --> 00:26:52,941
Georgie Porgie pudding and...
436
00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:55,743
Pie? I don't know.
437
00:26:55,816 --> 00:26:58,614
Look what Cameron bought
me for my birthday.
438
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:01,552
- It's not your birthday.
- Georgie, shut up.
439
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:05,079
- I don't want to offend my presents.
- There's plenty of time for that later.
440
00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:06,989
This is Tiffany.
441
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,084
Hi.
442
00:27:08,161 --> 00:27:10,322
And this is Tiffany.
443
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:11,421
Hi.
444
00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:15,492
How fucking funny is that?
445
00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:17,760
All you're missing is
the little blue box.
446
00:27:17,838 --> 00:27:20,204
Oh, do you know what lives
inside little blue boxes?
447
00:27:20,273 --> 00:27:21,900
Seriously, do you? Do you?
448
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:24,842
- No, please tell me.
- Necrophiliacs.
449
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,538
Cameron screwed up my reap.
450
00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:29,309
And little tiny Eskimos who
live in little ice blocks,
451
00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:31,509
and they get eaten by lions,
and they're really sad.
452
00:27:31,585 --> 00:27:33,348
- Are you listening to me?
- Mmm-hmm.
453
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:36,787
There is a soul trapped in
agony out there right now.
454
00:27:36,857 --> 00:27:38,154
Oh, no!
455
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,919
Oh, I don't care. It's
happened before, innit?
456
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,930
Not like this. Not when
Rube was in charge.
457
00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:48,434
Fuck Rube. Fuck Rube. It's
not my bloody problem.
458
00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:50,060
Seriously, I don't care.
459
00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:52,002
Where's Roxy?
460
00:27:52,072 --> 00:27:53,767
You know what is my
problem, though?
461
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,573
I really need some Viagra in, like,
an IV thing that goes in your arm.
462
00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:00,169
Yeah. I love you.
463
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:03,683
- You don't look so hot.
- I got boned with bad reap info.
464
00:28:04,985 --> 00:28:07,317
That shit don't
float in my bowl.
465
00:28:07,621 --> 00:28:10,021
- What did Cameron say?
- I haven't found him yet.
466
00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:11,923
Follow me.
467
00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:15,824
Cameron! George
needs some answers.
468
00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:17,796
Ah, Roxy. Just who
I was looking for.
469
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,298
Have you said hello to
Police Commissioner Cusek?
470
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:23,200
Commissioner, it's an
honor and a privilege.
471
00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:24,669
Pleasure's all mine, Officer.
472
00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:27,298
I was just telling the Commissioner
here that there aren't enough
473
00:28:27,322 --> 00:28:30,333
African-American ranking
officers in the police force.
474
00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:32,970
Now, maybe it's time
for a promotion, hmm?
475
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:36,345
I don't want any affirmative
action quota bullshit.
476
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:39,817
Well, then, how about a drink?
477
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,584
Love to.
478
00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:46,392
See you later.
479
00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:52,799
Ah, so glad you could make it. I
was getting worried about you.
480
00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:56,461
You should be worried. You
gave me the wrong reap time.
481
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,333
Easy, princess.
482
00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:01,365
What happened?
483
00:29:01,441 --> 00:29:03,568
The Treo said 5:52.
484
00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:07,477
I was there early, but H. Hart
had already been hit by the car
485
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,344
and taken away to the hospital.
486
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,748
So he was in the
ambulance at 5:52.
487
00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:14,787
- Long gone.
- Then he was DOA.
488
00:29:14,855 --> 00:29:18,484
But I didn't even touch him.
Not even close.
489
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,220
Then I suggest
490
00:29:22,696 --> 00:29:24,891
you go to the hospital
491
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,495
and make sure your boy is dead.
492
00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:35,702
Take care of business, princess,
and go reap his soul.
493
00:29:59,733 --> 00:30:02,429
Dr. Orton to OR one, post op.
494
00:30:02,502 --> 00:30:04,697
Dr. Orton to OR one, post op.
495
00:30:09,409 --> 00:30:12,742
- Yes, may I help you?
- I'm looking for Hudson.
496
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,279
Oh, I'm sorry, miss.
497
00:30:14,347 --> 00:30:16,406
His parents can't even
see him right now.
498
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,003
You'll have to wait
with everyone else.
499
00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:19,858
No, I just need to see his body.
500
00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:22,446
To say goodbye?
501
00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:24,554
Don't rush him to heaven, honey.
502
00:30:24,624 --> 00:30:25,921
He's still hanging in there.
503
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,823
He is?
504
00:30:28,061 --> 00:30:30,495
Must have been
touched by an angel.
505
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,232
The waiting area is
around the corner.
506
00:30:36,803 --> 00:30:38,395
- This way.
- Thanks.
507
00:30:40,073 --> 00:30:42,132
This can't be happening.
508
00:30:43,476 --> 00:30:45,706
I just spoke to
him this morning.
509
00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:48,873
I can't believe we're here now.
510
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,875
I don't want Hudson to die.
511
00:31:14,107 --> 00:31:16,541
Doctor, is my father
gonna be okay?
512
00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:20,068
I hope so.
513
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:23,373
Good. Here's a picture
to put on your fridge.
514
00:31:27,354 --> 00:31:28,685
Thank you.
515
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:31,087
There's the ship,
there's the plane,
516
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:32,988
and there's a fast, fast bike.
517
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,621
Are you planning your getaway?
518
00:31:35,695 --> 00:31:37,560
I like to go very fast.
519
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,422
Oh.
520
00:31:41,601 --> 00:31:43,592
Tara, sweetheart,
it's time to go.
521
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,952
Give a kid a crayon and
she'll draw you a picture
522
00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:05,685
of how she's getting
the hell out of Dodge.
523
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,557
Every kid seems to be
planning her escape.
524
00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:11,791
You want a picture of a house,
you have to ask for it.
525
00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:14,897
It's done.
526
00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:17,669
Wow!
527
00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:21,535
- George, you have talent.
- I know. It's me there.
528
00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:24,068
Well, where you
heading, sweetheart?
529
00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:27,807
- On a secret voyage.
- Who are those people?
530
00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:30,077
A secret.
531
00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:36,013
Fine, then. It's you and Mom.
You're drifting out to sea.
532
00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:39,611
I'm not sure why I'm
taking this personally,
533
00:32:39,635 --> 00:32:42,160
but why are Reggie and
I drifting out to sea?
534
00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:44,797
You were kicked off the boat.
535
00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:48,024
Why can't I be on the boat?
536
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,493
Georgia, what do
you have to say?
537
00:32:51,938 --> 00:32:53,803
Better luck next life.
538
00:32:56,609 --> 00:32:59,089
Those are the words you're gonna
leave your little sister with?
539
00:32:59,113 --> 00:33:01,547
Who worships the
ground you walk on?
540
00:33:06,619 --> 00:33:08,052
What are you doing, sweetie?
541
00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:10,555
I'm getting back
on Georgia's boat.
542
00:33:20,967 --> 00:33:23,492
My getaway plan
worked to perfection.
543
00:33:23,903 --> 00:33:25,268
Dead at 18.
544
00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:37,940
Are his kidneys
compromised, too, Doctor?
545
00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,478
Uh, that's what I'm
here to find out.
546
00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:46,920
Poor kid.
547
00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:50,453
Quarterback turned vegetable.
It's a fate worse than death.
548
00:33:50,663 --> 00:33:52,130
Oh, I'll say.
549
00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:59,396
You'll thank me for
this some day.
550
00:34:02,976 --> 00:34:04,204
Or not.
551
00:34:06,779 --> 00:34:08,371
Die, goddamn it.
552
00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:10,480
Did I say that out loud?
553
00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:14,919
Uh, don't die, Hudson.
Hudson, please don't die.
554
00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:18,584
Don't... Oh, I need a tissue.
555
00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:29,967
Why are you here?
556
00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:37,509
- I just want to see Hudson.
- This is for friends and family only. Bye.
557
00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,148
You didn't have to
be so rough on her.
558
00:34:44,217 --> 00:34:46,151
Hudson doesn't even
know that girl.
559
00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:47,899
You didn't have to make
her feel like shit.
560
00:34:47,923 --> 00:34:50,323
Yeah, well, this isn't about her.
It's about Hudson.
561
00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:52,684
10:15, Reggie.
562
00:35:54,621 --> 00:35:57,886
Lisa left work early, so I
had to close up by myself.
563
00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:01,260
Well, that sucks. How
did you get home, then?
564
00:36:01,928 --> 00:36:03,361
Bus.
565
00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:06,158
Honey, I would have
picked you up.
566
00:36:06,699 --> 00:36:08,462
You've got your books.
567
00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:11,897
I didn't want to pull you away.
568
00:36:11,971 --> 00:36:14,337
Well, when did you
become so thoughtful?
569
00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,979
A boy at school
almost died today.
570
00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:23,914
Hit and run.
571
00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:25,815
Oh, my God!
572
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,478
He's in intensive care.
573
00:36:29,989 --> 00:36:31,616
Did you know him?
574
00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:38,556
- Ow.
- I'm sorry.
575
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:43,500
Sorry. Um, the buckle on my
shirt just jabbed into my back.
576
00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:49,370
Red, but not bleeding.
577
00:36:49,442 --> 00:36:52,741
Yeah, I hate this stupid thing.
578
00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:55,279
Now the buckle puts
holes into my back.
579
00:36:58,484 --> 00:37:01,180
Maybe you should take it off.
580
00:37:06,326 --> 00:37:07,850
Maybe I should.
581
00:37:09,862 --> 00:37:11,591
Unless you want to.
582
00:37:15,468 --> 00:37:16,730
Not really.
583
00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:19,265
I mean, everybody knows him.
584
00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:22,936
Hudson Hart. He plays football.
585
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:26,034
I love you.
586
00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:30,212
Does that mean that you're gonna
take me to the homecoming dance?
587
00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:34,943
Uh, I...
588
00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:38,246
I'm already...
589
00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:40,751
Chill.
590
00:37:41,194 --> 00:37:43,992
You know I wouldn't be
caught at that stupid dance.
591
00:37:44,063 --> 00:37:45,758
But you could still ask.
592
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:51,400
I know who you mean. He goes
out with that beautiful girl.
593
00:37:51,471 --> 00:37:53,234
Jennifer Hardek.
594
00:37:56,109 --> 00:37:58,509
Oh, guess it's too late
to call her parents.
595
00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:01,340
Why would you call her parents?
596
00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,779
Because I know them.
597
00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:05,178
And it's what I do.
598
00:38:06,252 --> 00:38:10,245
Maybe I could help Jennifer. She's
gotta be really freaked out.
599
00:38:10,323 --> 00:38:12,188
Worried he's gonna die.
600
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:15,760
Yeah.
601
00:38:18,064 --> 00:38:19,861
Reggie, are you upset?
602
00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:24,461
It's okay to cry, sweetheart.
603
00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:27,603
Death is scary, I know.
604
00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:30,869
Even if he wasn't your friend.
605
00:39:00,039 --> 00:39:01,131
Mason.
606
00:39:02,074 --> 00:39:03,598
Mason, wake up.
607
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,007
Mason!
608
00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:10,013
Give me one more
kiss then, Tiffany.
609
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:13,312
Ugh! Mason, pull
yourself together.
610
00:39:15,087 --> 00:39:16,087
Goddamn it!
611
00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:00,259
- There you go. There you go.
- Holy shit.
612
00:40:01,434 --> 00:40:03,434
Right there! Right there! Right there.
Right there.
613
00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:04,902
Right there! Right there!
614
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:10,468
My reap is still alive, my
sister's in love with him,
615
00:40:10,543 --> 00:40:12,841
Daisy and Cameron are
having Tantric sex...
616
00:40:12,912 --> 00:40:15,210
And all is right with the world.
617
00:40:15,948 --> 00:40:18,109
This is like invasion
of the body snatchers.
618
00:40:18,184 --> 00:40:19,947
Roxy, snap out of it!
619
00:40:20,019 --> 00:40:21,418
I did.
620
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:23,512
Then what do we do?
How do we fix this?
621
00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:25,716
We don't fix what isn't broken.
622
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,554
George, look around.
623
00:40:28,728 --> 00:40:30,457
Look at this place.
624
00:40:31,163 --> 00:40:33,154
Cameron's figured it out.
625
00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:35,298
Figured what out?
626
00:40:35,368 --> 00:40:38,531
That there's no bolt of
lightning coming down.
627
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:39,901
What are you talking about?
628
00:40:39,972 --> 00:40:42,873
There are no consequences
for anything we do.
629
00:40:42,942 --> 00:40:46,708
Yes, there are. Terrible ones.
Rube said...
630
00:40:46,779 --> 00:40:48,269
I loved that man.
631
00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:52,282
But Rube is not here
anymore to make the rules.
632
00:40:52,351 --> 00:40:54,649
Well, then, you
tell me what to do.
633
00:40:55,922 --> 00:40:59,119
Who knows how much time we
have left here, George.
634
00:40:59,926 --> 00:41:02,019
Make hay while the sun shines.
635
00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:04,892
With Cameron's blessings.
636
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,594
Oh, great. Now Roxy's flipped.
637
00:41:11,003 --> 00:41:14,268
Well, that makes it official.
The world's gone mad.
638
00:41:14,974 --> 00:41:18,171
When the world goes mad,
anything can happen.
639
00:41:18,244 --> 00:41:19,871
Like I get left in charge.
640
00:41:19,946 --> 00:41:23,746
Visa card application? Says you get
a Seahawks helmet on the card.
641
00:41:23,816 --> 00:41:25,841
No. Oh, don't forget,
642
00:41:25,918 --> 00:41:28,785
the purchase orders get filed in the
second drawer, but only after...
643
00:41:28,854 --> 00:41:31,345
After they've been stapled to the invoice.
I know, Delores.
644
00:41:31,424 --> 00:41:34,359
It's only a few more
responsibilities until you're back.
645
00:41:34,694 --> 00:41:38,653
Oh. And if corporate calls,
remember, it's my Uncle Murray
646
00:41:38,731 --> 00:41:41,427
that had kidney failure. Not
too far from the truth.
647
00:41:43,069 --> 00:41:45,867
Aw, look at my big boy up there.
648
00:41:46,339 --> 00:41:48,637
Insists on jumping up to the
highest spot in the room
649
00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:52,041
when he doesn't have the strength to
clean his own bottom after a poo.
650
00:41:52,111 --> 00:41:53,271
You're a wonder.
651
00:41:54,647 --> 00:41:56,945
A dentist in our building.
$50 off teeth whitening.
652
00:41:57,016 --> 00:41:59,382
- No.
- It says they use a laser to do it
653
00:41:59,452 --> 00:42:00,783
and it's the next big thing.
654
00:42:00,853 --> 00:42:03,447
Yeah, my behind is
the next big thing.
655
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:07,719
Burial at sea,
taxidermy, cremation?
656
00:42:09,161 --> 00:42:10,185
Hey, give me that.
657
00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:11,262
Why?
658
00:42:11,330 --> 00:42:14,163
I don't want Murray to know.
659
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,661
What, you don't think
he knows he's dying?
660
00:42:16,736 --> 00:42:19,398
He'll be so busy living, he
won't even see it coming.
661
00:42:19,472 --> 00:42:20,803
And neither will I.
662
00:42:20,873 --> 00:42:22,966
Why? What are you two gonna do?
663
00:42:23,042 --> 00:42:24,441
Everything.
664
00:42:24,510 --> 00:42:26,102
Get laid?
665
00:42:26,879 --> 00:42:28,847
I hear Ryan's available.
666
00:42:30,516 --> 00:42:32,245
Let me see that teeth
whitening thing.
667
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,181
This is a first.
668
00:42:37,089 --> 00:42:39,114
I'm the responsible one.
669
00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:42,759
Where the hell is everyone?
670
00:42:44,263 --> 00:42:45,583
- When I was alive...
- Thank you.
671
00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:48,226
I was never a defender
of following the rules.
672
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:51,394
Rule breakers were usually
considered kind of cool.
673
00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:54,735
And I wanted to be cool,
so I broke a lot of rules.
674
00:42:55,074 --> 00:42:58,009
If I got caught, I got punished.
No big deal.
675
00:42:58,077 --> 00:43:00,671
In death, the rules are unclear.
676
00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:04,079
And if you break them, the
consequences are murkier.
677
00:43:04,150 --> 00:43:06,618
As a reaper, we are
supposed to take souls
678
00:43:06,686 --> 00:43:10,213
and lead them to their lights,
but what if we don't?
679
00:43:10,289 --> 00:43:13,520
We aren't supposed to interfere
with the living world,
680
00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:14,752
but what if we do?
681
00:43:14,827 --> 00:43:18,024
What are the consequences
of breaking rules?
682
00:43:18,097 --> 00:43:20,065
Who knows, until
someone breaks them?
683
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,167
Will she be getting a
medal, Commissioner Cusek?
684
00:43:30,242 --> 00:43:31,436
At least one.
685
00:43:33,012 --> 00:43:37,415
- Anything to add, Officer?
- I was just doing my job.
686
00:43:37,483 --> 00:43:39,974
Don't be modest. Come on,
give us the details.
687
00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:43,112
I was at the right place
at the right time.
688
00:43:47,526 --> 00:43:49,187
No, you don't. No, you don't!
689
00:43:49,328 --> 00:43:51,489
Get back in there!
690
00:43:52,765 --> 00:43:54,528
- Call 911! Right away!
691
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,431
You are not gonna die on me.
692
00:43:56,502 --> 00:43:59,335
- You hear me?
- Let go of me, lady!
693
00:44:00,706 --> 00:44:02,003
Throw me back in the water!
694
00:44:03,275 --> 00:44:04,674
Witnesses say he looked dead
695
00:44:04,744 --> 00:44:07,212
but that you wouldn't
give up on the CPR.
696
00:44:07,279 --> 00:44:09,042
I might have cracked a few ribs,
697
00:44:09,115 --> 00:44:12,414
but I just felt like I could
bring him back to life.
698
00:44:12,485 --> 00:44:13,485
Right here, Roxy.
699
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,694
Shit.
700
00:44:56,395 --> 00:44:58,488
- Hello.
- Hello.
701
00:44:58,564 --> 00:45:00,532
Are you Otto Zien?
702
00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:02,465
Yes. How did you know my name?
703
00:45:02,535 --> 00:45:05,231
I got friends in high places.
704
00:45:06,005 --> 00:45:08,599
On the floor, now! Down!
705
00:45:26,192 --> 00:45:28,592
Excuse me. I think
I'll take that.
706
00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:35,958
That really bloody hurt!
707
00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:39,399
You can't kill a dead guy, mate.
708
00:45:42,374 --> 00:45:43,841
Motherfucker!
709
00:45:44,510 --> 00:45:45,534
Money.
710
00:45:52,051 --> 00:45:53,678
Thank you.
711
00:45:59,458 --> 00:46:00,891
Hello.
712
00:46:05,631 --> 00:46:08,031
Excuse me. Excuse me.
713
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:09,624
Excuse me.
714
00:46:09,702 --> 00:46:11,101
Excuse me.
715
00:46:13,639 --> 00:46:17,006
Clean hospital is
a happy hospital.
716
00:46:37,396 --> 00:46:41,127
Well, it's such a short run, Daisy.
I want to do every performance.
717
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,633
Well, how about, um, you know,
718
00:46:42,701 --> 00:46:44,692
just a teensy, weensy
little Wednesday matinee?
719
00:46:44,770 --> 00:46:47,136
You know, nothing but a
bunch of blue hairs.
720
00:46:47,206 --> 00:46:50,266
I don't think so. Sorry.
No offense.
721
00:46:53,846 --> 00:46:55,211
None taken.
722
00:47:12,932 --> 00:47:14,627
And if we fail,
723
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:18,136
then screw your courage
to the sticking-post.
724
00:47:18,237 --> 00:47:20,831
It's "sticking-place."
725
00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:23,602
That's what I said!
726
00:47:27,546 --> 00:47:29,036
How do I look?
727
00:47:29,748 --> 00:47:30,772
Deadly.
728
00:47:34,653 --> 00:47:36,086
I'm on.
729
00:47:40,826 --> 00:47:41,918
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
730
00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:45,162
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
731
00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:46,959
No, I didn't!
732
00:47:47,032 --> 00:47:51,628
I specifically said I
wanted the report by 3:00!
733
00:47:51,704 --> 00:47:54,229
You did not. You said 5:00.
734
00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:57,639
Amy! Just admit
that you fucked up!
735
00:47:58,744 --> 00:48:01,440
Delores would never talk
to anyone that way.
736
00:48:01,513 --> 00:48:03,981
Yeah? Well, maybe she should.
737
00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:07,507
Maybe it would make things run a
little more smoothly around here.
738
00:48:07,586 --> 00:48:09,178
I quit!
739
00:48:10,189 --> 00:48:12,029
Well, if I had known it
was gonna be that easy,
740
00:48:12,053 --> 00:48:14,783
I would have yelled
at you a lot sooner!
741
00:48:17,596 --> 00:48:19,894
What are you all looking at?
742
00:48:30,743 --> 00:48:33,871
Geronimo!
743
00:48:36,348 --> 00:48:38,407
Let's go, Murray!
744
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:43,711
Talk about free-falling.
745
00:48:43,789 --> 00:48:47,088
While Delores and Murray were
free-falling through space,
746
00:48:47,159 --> 00:48:49,184
Daisy was just spaced out.
747
00:48:49,261 --> 00:48:51,092
Out, damned spot.
748
00:48:53,832 --> 00:48:55,595
Out, damned spot?
749
00:48:56,735 --> 00:48:58,259
Out, I say.
750
00:49:00,706 --> 00:49:03,698
The thane of Fife had a wife.
751
00:49:05,144 --> 00:49:06,475
E- I-E-I-O.
752
00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:13,144
And a moo moo here,
and a moo moo there.
753
00:49:13,218 --> 00:49:15,083
Here a moo, there a moo,
everywhere a moo moo.
754
00:49:15,154 --> 00:49:18,146
Old MacDonald had
a farm E-I-E-I-O
755
00:49:24,897 --> 00:49:27,627
I'm Lady Macbeth!
756
00:49:31,804 --> 00:49:34,534
Baby, I'm hungry. You
promised me a lobster.
757
00:49:34,606 --> 00:49:36,574
Of course I'm gonna
give you a lobster.
758
00:49:36,642 --> 00:49:40,703
All right, just wait one second. She'll
be out in a minute. Promise. Promise.
759
00:49:40,779 --> 00:49:45,148
- Do you like her more than us?
- No, I don't like her more than you.
760
00:49:45,217 --> 00:49:48,380
I love you. And I love you.
761
00:49:49,054 --> 00:49:52,581
And I especially love you,
you, and you, and you.
762
00:49:53,759 --> 00:49:55,226
Then let's eat.
763
00:49:55,294 --> 00:49:58,320
Not yet. All right? Not yet.
764
00:49:58,397 --> 00:50:01,457
So give us the money, and
we'll go by ourselves.
765
00:50:07,139 --> 00:50:10,631
Okay. Um, could you, um...
766
00:50:14,546 --> 00:50:16,776
All right. Uh, fine.
767
00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:22,511
- I'll catch up with you.
- No rush.
768
00:50:45,811 --> 00:50:47,176
- Daisy.
- Oh.
769
00:50:47,246 --> 00:50:48,713
Where's my goddamn limo?
770
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:49,940
Daisy?
771
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:51,507
Want it?
772
00:50:52,584 --> 00:50:55,451
Uh, I think you were
brilliant tonight.
773
00:50:56,555 --> 00:50:58,489
Oh, Mason, Mason.
774
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,285
Here.
775
00:51:02,694 --> 00:51:04,127
You're a good boy.
776
00:51:04,196 --> 00:51:05,288
Um...
777
00:51:17,409 --> 00:51:19,206
Cameron!
778
00:51:19,278 --> 00:51:21,872
What did you do with
my fucking limo?
779
00:51:22,481 --> 00:51:26,042
Had to walk home from the theater.
It was humiliating.
780
00:51:26,118 --> 00:51:29,849
About as humiliating as your
performance tonight, apparently.
781
00:51:31,957 --> 00:51:33,151
Where are you going?
782
00:51:33,225 --> 00:51:35,557
Oh, I have to head to New
York overnight on business.
783
00:51:35,627 --> 00:51:37,219
What's her name?
784
00:51:38,230 --> 00:51:39,720
Goldman Sachs.
785
00:51:40,499 --> 00:51:42,228
She prettier than me?
786
00:51:42,301 --> 00:51:44,235
And a lot richer, with
a lot less attitude.
787
00:51:44,303 --> 00:51:47,431
Oh, no wonder I have attitude.
You haven't fucked me in days.
788
00:51:47,506 --> 00:51:50,600
I decided it was bad judgment on
my part to fuck the employees.
789
00:51:50,676 --> 00:51:53,167
- I hate you.
- Of course you do, Daisy. I'm a man.
790
00:51:53,245 --> 00:51:56,146
Oh, you! You!
791
00:52:05,624 --> 00:52:08,650
I really have to do
something about my hair.
792
00:52:09,761 --> 00:52:10,921
Hello?
793
00:52:11,930 --> 00:52:13,124
I'm here for Raul.
794
00:52:13,198 --> 00:52:17,828
Oh, hello, hello. Come. Come here.
Oh, I am so glad you came.
795
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:19,463
Come here. Oh, yes.
796
00:52:21,974 --> 00:52:25,535
I guess you are only client
left who has any balls, yes?
797
00:52:25,611 --> 00:52:26,635
Oh.
798
00:52:26,712 --> 00:52:27,770
Yeah.
799
00:52:27,846 --> 00:52:29,074
Here. Here.
800
00:52:29,147 --> 00:52:33,106
In case we need to, uh,
pay the toll. Yes?
801
00:52:33,185 --> 00:52:34,516
Oh.
802
00:52:43,428 --> 00:52:44,952
Coming through?
803
00:52:45,764 --> 00:52:47,891
Mr. Poltergeist?
804
00:52:47,966 --> 00:52:49,263
Yeah.
805
00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:51,302
We have the yellow ones.
806
00:52:53,238 --> 00:52:54,967
They're your favorite.
807
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,098
Hmm?
808
00:52:56,742 --> 00:52:58,141
Let us pass.
809
00:53:01,446 --> 00:53:05,280
Uh, how long has
this been happening?
810
00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:07,284
- Oh, that we have been haunted?
- Mmm.
811
00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:10,515
Oh, ever since Zac bit the dust.
812
00:53:10,589 --> 00:53:11,681
Oh.
813
00:53:11,757 --> 00:53:16,592
Uh, yes. It, uh, you know, it seems
like it has been forever. Yes.
814
00:53:16,662 --> 00:53:19,153
Oh. Right.
815
00:53:20,299 --> 00:53:23,928
The driver was having
trouble breathing,
816
00:53:24,002 --> 00:53:25,902
and he slumped over,
and all of a sudden,
817
00:53:25,971 --> 00:53:27,666
we were upside down.
818
00:53:27,739 --> 00:53:29,536
Is he dead?
819
00:53:47,826 --> 00:53:50,920
Sometimes the consequences
of breaking rules
820
00:53:50,996 --> 00:53:54,488
not only punish you,
but punish others.
821
00:54:04,643 --> 00:54:06,167
Can I help you?
822
00:54:08,046 --> 00:54:10,173
I don't know what I want yet.
823
00:54:14,019 --> 00:54:15,543
Take your time.
824
00:54:22,928 --> 00:54:24,486
Okay. I'm going on break.
825
00:54:26,898 --> 00:54:28,365
Don't inhale.
826
00:54:29,034 --> 00:54:31,525
Have you decided yet, ma'am?
827
00:54:33,472 --> 00:54:34,871
I really have no idea.
828
00:54:36,007 --> 00:54:38,771
Well, you've got your ice
cream, cup or cone, milkshakes,
829
00:54:38,844 --> 00:54:41,278
smoothies and lemonade.
830
00:54:41,446 --> 00:54:42,970
What do you like?
831
00:54:43,682 --> 00:54:45,547
Just the lemonade.
832
00:54:45,617 --> 00:54:48,142
Lemonade it is. No ice.
833
00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:49,448
$2.50.
834
00:54:50,288 --> 00:54:56,659
In ninth grade, I knew this kid, Marty Oben,
who ate eight banana splits in one sitting.
835
00:54:58,029 --> 00:55:00,293
Not a pretty sight.
836
00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:02,663
I think I heard that story once.
837
00:55:04,569 --> 00:55:06,799
It's sad about this kid, Hudson.
838
00:55:06,872 --> 00:55:07,930
Did you know him?
839
00:55:08,006 --> 00:55:10,031
Yeah, we go to the
same high school.
840
00:55:10,108 --> 00:55:11,973
Oh, so you're buddies?
841
00:55:12,978 --> 00:55:14,809
Kind of.
842
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,643
What kind of buddies?
843
00:55:17,883 --> 00:55:20,317
- Um...
- Oh, that kind.
844
00:55:21,219 --> 00:55:24,052
- Don't tell anyone.
- Why? No one knows?
845
00:55:24,222 --> 00:55:26,315
I don't have any friends.
846
00:55:26,792 --> 00:55:29,454
Well, then you should be
at the hospital with him.
847
00:55:29,528 --> 00:55:34,625
I tried. Didn't really go so well. His
real girlfriend gave me the boot.
848
00:55:37,369 --> 00:55:41,635
Well, what if he dies and you
never get to say goodbye?
849
00:55:42,908 --> 00:55:45,433
You'd have to live
with that forever.
850
00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:48,235
I'm used to it.
851
00:55:48,914 --> 00:55:53,283
Don't let his friends give you shit.
Don't be a wuss. Tell 'em to fuck off.
852
00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:55,581
It's not that. It's just that.
853
00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:59,622
I don't want them to
think of him that way.
854
00:55:59,691 --> 00:56:01,921
That he would be with
someone like me.
855
00:56:01,993 --> 00:56:06,430
If he dies, then I don't need to
mess up their idea of who he was.
856
00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:08,824
If he lives, then whatever.
857
00:56:10,035 --> 00:56:11,195
Shit.
858
00:56:12,437 --> 00:56:13,802
I gotta go.
859
00:56:18,310 --> 00:56:20,403
What's that for?
860
00:56:20,512 --> 00:56:21,536
Cab money.
861
00:56:21,613 --> 00:56:24,104
To get to the hospital. On me.
862
00:56:25,817 --> 00:56:27,114
Thanks.
863
00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,821
Can't you give him something
for the pain, please?
864
00:56:37,896 --> 00:56:39,816
- We've given him all we can.
- It's not working.
865
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,125
He's in agony. Please.
866
00:56:41,199 --> 00:56:42,359
Shit.
867
00:56:42,434 --> 00:56:44,664
Nursing supervisor
to seven west.
868
00:56:44,736 --> 00:56:46,135
Oh, sorry.
869
00:56:46,204 --> 00:56:49,002
Nursing supervisor
to seven west.
870
00:56:53,078 --> 00:56:55,512
Who the fuck are you, and why
do you keep following me?
871
00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:57,411
Look, it's complicated.
872
00:56:57,482 --> 00:56:59,211
I've got time.
873
00:56:59,951 --> 00:57:03,011
This is a really bad idea,
you riding with me.
874
00:57:03,455 --> 00:57:06,288
- I could jump out.
- What, are you crazy?
875
00:57:06,358 --> 00:57:08,758
- Okay!
- Tell me who you are, or I'm out of here.
876
00:57:08,827 --> 00:57:12,888
Okay! Okay! I'm George Lass.
877
00:57:12,964 --> 00:57:15,398
- That's not funny.
- All right, when you were three,
878
00:57:15,467 --> 00:57:17,662
I knocked your front teeth
out with a croquet ball.
879
00:57:17,736 --> 00:57:20,705
When you were seven, I
burned your Barbie dolls.
880
00:57:20,772 --> 00:57:22,535
When you were 10,
881
00:57:23,408 --> 00:57:25,433
I swore I'd never
talk to you again,
882
00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:28,775
and when I was 18, I
kept that promise.
883
00:57:34,953 --> 00:57:36,511
I think I'm gonna puke.
884
00:57:36,588 --> 00:57:39,716
Do it out the window. I
just detailed the car.
885
00:57:54,406 --> 00:57:55,998
Sorry I sprayed on you.
886
00:57:56,074 --> 00:57:58,167
Ah, these shoes suck anyway.
887
00:57:58,643 --> 00:58:01,942
- Do not. They're cool.
- What size are you?
888
00:58:02,013 --> 00:58:05,176
- Eight, eight and a half.
- They're yours.
889
00:58:07,152 --> 00:58:09,950
In elementary school, Mom made
me wear your hand-me-downs.
890
00:58:10,021 --> 00:58:13,184
That's right. Every time she
would go into the attic,
891
00:58:13,258 --> 00:58:15,954
you knew what she was
coming down with.
892
00:58:16,027 --> 00:58:17,995
A box of my old shit.
893
00:58:18,763 --> 00:58:20,993
I hated them. But...
894
00:58:21,066 --> 00:58:23,066
You don't have to take them
if you don't want them.
895
00:58:23,090 --> 00:58:23,993
I don't care.
896
00:58:24,069 --> 00:58:27,232
But when you died, she didn't
give me your stuff anymore,
897
00:58:27,305 --> 00:58:29,136
even when I begged her.
898
00:58:29,207 --> 00:58:32,472
You know, I got a nice pair of fuck-me
pumps back at home if you want them.
899
00:58:33,645 --> 00:58:35,135
They kind of squish my baby toe.
900
00:58:35,213 --> 00:58:37,238
Mom would be so pissed.
901
00:58:37,315 --> 00:58:39,579
It's against the rules
in her grieving book.
902
00:58:39,651 --> 00:58:43,678
Yeah, never let your living kid
wear your dead kid's stilettos.
903
00:58:44,222 --> 00:58:45,712
Word for word.
904
00:58:46,725 --> 00:58:49,023
That's cool, Mom wrote a book.
905
00:58:49,094 --> 00:58:51,892
I don't think she
really had a choice.
906
00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:54,193
It was either that, or go crazy.
907
00:58:56,167 --> 00:58:57,691
What about you?
908
00:58:58,637 --> 00:59:01,367
Think it's pretty obvious
what choice I made.
909
00:59:01,439 --> 00:59:03,407
You're not crazy, Reggie.
910
00:59:05,844 --> 00:59:07,937
And you're not real, George.
911
00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:13,778
And there I was, haunted
by Rube's mantra.
912
00:59:13,852 --> 00:59:16,286
I couldn't have it both ways.
913
00:59:16,354 --> 00:59:19,380
If Reggie was going to get
her dead sister back,
914
00:59:19,457 --> 00:59:22,551
she would have to let go
of her grip on reality.
915
00:59:44,382 --> 00:59:48,341
Delores, what happened?
Is Murray dead?
916
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:49,682
No.
917
00:59:50,989 --> 00:59:55,426
No. Amy is suing Happy
Time for harassment.
918
00:59:58,029 --> 01:00:00,793
- Why?
- Well, that's what I'm here to ask you.
919
01:00:01,332 --> 01:00:02,492
Legal called me on my cell
920
01:00:02,567 --> 01:00:04,567
when Murray and I were
halfway up Mount St. Helens.
921
01:00:04,602 --> 01:00:08,629
Oh, Delores, I'm sorry.
922
01:00:09,908 --> 01:00:11,773
I trusted you, Millie.
923
01:00:13,111 --> 01:00:14,874
And you let me down.
924
01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:20,947
So, until this matter is resolved, I
have no choice but to let you go.
925
01:00:23,288 --> 01:00:25,085
Millie, you're fired.
926
01:00:26,024 --> 01:00:27,389
Surprise.
927
01:00:29,127 --> 01:00:30,526
Who is this?
928
01:00:31,830 --> 01:00:32,922
I don't know.
929
01:00:32,997 --> 01:00:34,055
Just because you're dead
930
01:00:34,132 --> 01:00:35,827
doesn't mean that I
can't move in with you.
931
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:38,198
And just because I'm dead
doesn't mean I can't have
932
01:00:38,269 --> 01:00:39,736
a splitting headache.
933
01:00:39,804 --> 01:00:41,396
Come on, George.
934
01:00:42,107 --> 01:00:44,234
Reggie, you have to go home.
935
01:00:44,609 --> 01:00:46,600
For Christ sakes, you're 16!
936
01:00:47,579 --> 01:00:49,547
You have your whole life ahead of you.
Go home.
937
01:00:49,614 --> 01:00:52,412
No! I can't talk to Mom.
938
01:00:52,884 --> 01:00:56,479
Well, that's one thing you and
I will always have in common.
939
01:00:57,522 --> 01:00:59,422
So, talk to the old man.
940
01:00:59,491 --> 01:01:02,119
Dad moved. He has a new family.
941
01:01:02,894 --> 01:01:04,088
Reggie.
942
01:01:05,730 --> 01:01:07,391
I'm a grim reaper.
943
01:01:08,299 --> 01:01:12,030
I'm way past slumber
parties and pillow fights.
944
01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:15,129
- You wouldn't be happy.
- I'm not 11 anymore.
945
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,934
And I've lived the past
five years without you.
946
01:01:19,778 --> 01:01:22,679
I guess I don't really
need you now, either.
947
01:01:27,152 --> 01:01:28,744
You're right.
948
01:01:28,820 --> 01:01:31,948
I never really did anything
nice for you when I was alive.
949
01:01:32,023 --> 01:01:33,684
Why would you think I would now?
950
01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:37,023
- Because you owe me.
- Nice try.
951
01:01:39,764 --> 01:01:41,732
Because you love me.
952
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:52,134
Okay.
953
01:01:53,812 --> 01:01:55,211
Can I drive?
954
01:01:56,047 --> 01:01:57,275
Yeah, why not?
955
01:02:00,919 --> 01:02:02,716
Where the hell is George?
956
01:02:03,888 --> 01:02:04,912
Having texting issues.
957
01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:06,354
I am, too.
958
01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:10,487
Fucking Cameron!
959
01:02:11,863 --> 01:02:13,455
We can't blame the
man for everything.
960
01:02:13,531 --> 01:02:16,500
It's not like we didn't
buy into this bullshit.
961
01:02:16,568 --> 01:02:18,399
Yeah, well, the fish
stinks from the head.
962
01:02:18,469 --> 01:02:20,130
And all the dead bodies.
963
01:02:20,205 --> 01:02:22,139
So, what are we gonna
do about it, then?
964
01:02:22,207 --> 01:02:24,675
Go above his head.
Upper management.
965
01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:28,200
Do you want to talk into the
microphone any louder, Roxy?
966
01:02:28,279 --> 01:02:30,179
You're paranoid, moron.
967
01:02:32,016 --> 01:02:33,608
W- W-R-D?
968
01:02:33,685 --> 01:02:36,381
Oh, I love that show.
969
01:02:36,487 --> 01:02:37,681
That Loni Anderson.
970
01:02:37,755 --> 01:02:40,781
What a beautiful pair
of boom-booms she had.
971
01:02:40,859 --> 01:02:42,793
What would Rube do?
You stupid idiot.
972
01:02:42,861 --> 01:02:44,988
Oh, yeah. What would Rube...
973
01:02:45,063 --> 01:02:48,123
Yeah, that's good. Well, first
of all, he'd probably eat a pie.
974
01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:51,066
Then he'd slurpy slurp his
coffee really loudly.
975
01:02:51,135 --> 01:02:53,035
Then he'd abuse me in
some way or another.
976
01:02:53,104 --> 01:02:57,700
Then he'd figure out a way to
kick Cameron's little ass.
977
01:02:57,775 --> 01:03:01,267
This is only gonna get worse.
Do you understand this?
978
01:03:01,346 --> 01:03:02,677
Ugh.
979
01:03:02,747 --> 01:03:03,873
Not
980
01:03:04,983 --> 01:03:06,883
if we don't let it.
981
01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:10,484
All right. Let's
make this quick.
982
01:03:11,389 --> 01:03:14,187
I've got a hedge fund
meeting in Hong Kong.
983
01:03:14,392 --> 01:03:16,883
Always had a weakness for
volatility, risk and easy women.
984
01:03:16,961 --> 01:03:19,088
- What about our reaps?
- What about them?
985
01:03:19,163 --> 01:03:20,892
You can't just leave us hanging.
986
01:03:20,937 --> 01:03:22,977
- Rube wouldn't do that.
- Rube was a fucking idiot.
987
01:03:23,001 --> 01:03:24,361
And the way you
losers bought into
988
01:03:24,435 --> 01:03:26,232
his fire and brimstone
bullshit is beyond me.
989
01:03:26,304 --> 01:03:28,868
- Oh, fuck you, Cameron.
- No, thanks, Daisy.
990
01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:31,465
I've been there, and
I've done that.
991
01:03:31,542 --> 01:03:35,945
Although I do agree with Rube on the
old cause-and-effect chaos theory.
992
01:03:36,981 --> 01:03:39,472
You drop a pebble in the
ocean, creating a tiny wave,
993
01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:41,916
eventually it turns
into a tsunami
994
01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:45,615
ripping through Indonesia,
killing thousands.
995
01:03:46,457 --> 01:03:47,685
Or not.
996
01:03:48,459 --> 01:03:51,121
Perhaps a drunken performance,
997
01:03:51,729 --> 01:03:53,390
a moronic liquor-store robbery,
998
01:03:53,464 --> 01:03:56,922
a selfish heroic
act, a delayed reap,
999
01:03:57,902 --> 01:04:00,234
can create genocide
in the Sudan.
1000
01:04:01,773 --> 01:04:04,264
And you, my friends,
1001
01:04:05,743 --> 01:04:07,540
were the pebbles.
1002
01:04:07,612 --> 01:04:10,672
I dropped you in, and one
by one, you fucked up,
1003
01:04:11,015 --> 01:04:13,347
creating a wave which, frankly,
1004
01:04:14,452 --> 01:04:15,885
I'm too bored to ride.
1005
01:04:15,954 --> 01:04:18,252
So this is just a game to you?
1006
01:04:18,323 --> 01:04:19,654
Oh, we're all players.
1007
01:04:19,724 --> 01:04:21,089
You're evil!
1008
01:04:21,159 --> 01:04:23,684
Yeah, I must admit I'm getting
a little bit fed up with you,
1009
01:04:23,761 --> 01:04:25,194
you little prick.
1010
01:04:25,263 --> 01:04:29,996
You, Mason, are a sad,
sad little clown.
1011
01:04:30,068 --> 01:04:32,036
Watch it. - Ooh, scary words
1012
01:04:32,103 --> 01:04:33,798
from the passive-aggressive
ex-meter maid.
1013
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:36,431
There's nothing passive
with my aggression.
1014
01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:40,376
Asshole.
1015
01:04:41,012 --> 01:04:43,090
- We have to get rid of him.
- Yeah. Yeah, we have to get rid of him.
1016
01:04:43,114 --> 01:04:44,342
We have to kill him.
1017
01:04:44,415 --> 01:04:45,726
- Let's kill him. Let's kill him.
- Kill him?
1018
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:47,445
How do you kill someone
who's already dead?
1019
01:04:47,518 --> 01:04:49,799
I don't know. How do you kill
somebody who's already dead?
1020
01:04:49,823 --> 01:04:51,381
How do... How do...
1021
01:04:51,823 --> 01:04:52,847
I'm thinking.
1022
01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:12,839
I'm dead, and I was frightened.
1023
01:05:13,611 --> 01:05:15,051
Do you think we
should leave a note?
1024
01:05:15,075 --> 01:05:19,205
No way. Part of being dead is
having a very high deductible.
1025
01:05:24,689 --> 01:05:26,919
Are you sure you wanna do this?
1026
01:05:29,827 --> 01:05:30,919
Yeah.
1027
01:05:32,330 --> 01:05:34,298
And if Jennifer doesn't
like it, she can blow me.
1028
01:05:39,237 --> 01:05:40,431
Uh, hi.
1029
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,468
Um, you don't know me...
1030
01:05:43,541 --> 01:05:44,599
Reg?
1031
01:05:46,577 --> 01:05:47,908
Reggie Lass.
1032
01:05:49,514 --> 01:05:51,448
- This is my sister.
- Millie.
1033
01:05:51,516 --> 01:05:52,642
I'm not really her sister.
1034
01:05:52,717 --> 01:05:55,151
I'm part of the Big Sister program.
We mentor.
1035
01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:56,811
He asked for you.
1036
01:05:57,722 --> 01:05:59,747
- He did?
- Last night.
1037
01:05:59,824 --> 01:06:01,951
He talked. A couple of words.
1038
01:06:02,493 --> 01:06:05,462
We thought Reg would be a boy.
1039
01:06:05,530 --> 01:06:08,090
But the way he said your name,
1040
01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:11,465
well, it was pretty clear
that you were a girl.
1041
01:06:13,704 --> 01:06:15,103
Sorry.
1042
01:06:17,075 --> 01:06:20,272
We'll just step outside and
give you some privacy.
1043
01:06:20,611 --> 01:06:22,078
Stay close.
1044
01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:24,239
I mean, in case he wakes up.
1045
01:06:25,116 --> 01:06:27,141
Talk to him. Hold his hand.
1046
01:06:27,785 --> 01:06:29,150
Yes, ma'am.
1047
01:06:39,664 --> 01:06:41,359
I'm sorry, Hudson.
1048
01:06:42,867 --> 01:06:46,325
I never should have let
them keep me away from you.
1049
01:06:47,839 --> 01:06:49,932
Reggie, I have to do my job.
1050
01:06:51,909 --> 01:06:53,672
You're not doing it.
1051
01:06:54,879 --> 01:06:56,540
I have to, Reggie.
1052
01:06:58,349 --> 01:07:00,681
But he asked his parents for me.
1053
01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:02,582
He asked for me, George.
1054
01:07:02,653 --> 01:07:03,847
I know.
1055
01:07:05,590 --> 01:07:07,649
He can't die.
1056
01:07:08,259 --> 01:07:10,318
Please don't take
him away from me.
1057
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:11,588
Please.
1058
01:07:12,930 --> 01:07:15,023
I have no choice, Reggie.
1059
01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:17,124
But I love him.
1060
01:07:33,151 --> 01:07:34,778
Reggie, I'm sorry.
1061
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,050
What happened? Is Reggie okay?
1062
01:07:39,123 --> 01:07:40,920
I don't know.
1063
01:07:53,471 --> 01:07:54,802
His heart.
1064
01:07:57,041 --> 01:07:58,406
Oh, my God.
1065
01:08:18,863 --> 01:08:19,955
Clear.
1066
01:08:20,031 --> 01:08:21,658
Where did she go?
1067
01:08:22,366 --> 01:08:24,459
Where you can't follow.
1068
01:08:24,735 --> 01:08:26,100
Bullshit.
1069
01:08:28,906 --> 01:08:29,906
Clear.
1070
01:08:31,142 --> 01:08:32,404
Wait.
1071
01:08:35,046 --> 01:08:36,638
I've gotta find her.
1072
01:08:36,714 --> 01:08:41,481
Trust me, this won't turn out
well for either one of you.
1073
01:08:43,421 --> 01:08:44,945
I love her.
1074
01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:47,584
I know.
1075
01:09:01,072 --> 01:09:02,334
Tell her...
1076
01:09:02,406 --> 01:09:05,432
Tell her that I'm sorry
I kept her a secret.
1077
01:09:05,509 --> 01:09:06,874
I will.
1078
01:09:07,945 --> 01:09:10,937
Hudson, Hudson, Hudson...
1079
01:09:30,401 --> 01:09:32,096
Reggie, wait! Wait!
1080
01:09:49,487 --> 01:09:51,079
Are you okay?
1081
01:09:51,155 --> 01:09:52,247
I'm fine.
1082
01:09:52,323 --> 01:09:54,985
Then why are we going
85 miles an hour?
1083
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,724
Because you're dead,
Hudson's dead...
1084
01:09:58,796 --> 01:10:01,959
But, Reggie, you have your
whole life ahead of you.
1085
01:10:02,033 --> 01:10:04,558
It sounds like a line
of Mom's bullshit.
1086
01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:09,396
You're right. But if
you're gonna die,
1087
01:10:09,473 --> 01:10:11,441
you're not gonna do
it at this speed.
1088
01:10:14,078 --> 01:10:15,909
Whoo!
1089
01:10:15,980 --> 01:10:18,608
Yeah! Look what
this baby can do!
1090
01:10:18,683 --> 01:10:20,583
You know what? I'm on your side.
1091
01:10:20,651 --> 01:10:22,516
Let's try to hit 120.
1092
01:10:25,323 --> 01:10:26,847
Stop it. You're hurting my foot.
1093
01:10:26,924 --> 01:10:29,950
Oh, you have no idea.
You've never been reaped.
1094
01:10:30,027 --> 01:10:31,387
Well, you see that
wall out there?
1095
01:10:31,411 --> 01:10:34,159
When you hit it, it's gonna really
hurt, so be ready for that.
1096
01:10:34,231 --> 01:10:37,029
- Stop it!
- This is gonna get really messy.
1097
01:10:37,101 --> 01:10:39,069
Stop it! We're gonna crash!
1098
01:10:39,136 --> 01:10:40,576
Oh, I thought that's
what you wanted.
1099
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,227
I don't want to die!
1100
01:11:00,758 --> 01:11:02,487
Take it from me,
1101
01:11:03,694 --> 01:11:07,221
you're gonna die eventually,
so why speed up the process?
1102
01:11:07,832 --> 01:11:09,231
Thanks a lot.
1103
01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:11,131
What I'm saying is
1104
01:11:13,304 --> 01:11:16,740
it's none of my business
when or how you die.
1105
01:11:17,341 --> 01:11:18,831
But know that it
is gonna happen,
1106
01:11:18,909 --> 01:11:21,400
and until then, you
have a lot to do.
1107
01:11:22,747 --> 01:11:26,046
Be adventurous,
but not reckless.
1108
01:11:26,117 --> 01:11:27,948
You sound like Mom.
1109
01:11:28,018 --> 01:11:31,818
Fall in love again, but
not with some dickhead.
1110
01:11:32,890 --> 01:11:35,358
Stay in school.
Have a big career.
1111
01:11:36,594 --> 01:11:39,222
Get married. Have a lot of kids.
1112
01:11:40,131 --> 01:11:42,964
Come 90 years old,
then a crazy old lady.
1113
01:11:44,135 --> 01:11:47,298
And scare the shit out of
the kids on Halloween.
1114
01:11:47,905 --> 01:11:49,805
It's hard to imagine.
1115
01:11:51,275 --> 01:11:52,640
Not for me.
1116
01:11:58,649 --> 01:11:59,980
Reggie,
1117
01:12:00,818 --> 01:12:02,786
I can't see you anymore.
1118
01:12:04,255 --> 01:12:05,745
I know.
1119
01:12:08,993 --> 01:12:12,053
I'm just tired of keeping
so many secrets.
1120
01:12:14,298 --> 01:12:15,663
Then don't.
1121
01:12:21,305 --> 01:12:22,738
I love you.
1122
01:12:25,009 --> 01:12:27,705
Now you really sound like Mom.
1123
01:12:29,947 --> 01:12:31,915
When I was a little girl,
1124
01:12:31,982 --> 01:12:34,314
I thought there was a
clock in my heart.
1125
01:12:34,385 --> 01:12:36,615
That it had these little hands.
1126
01:12:38,556 --> 01:12:42,048
I wish someone had told me how
easily those hands were broken,
1127
01:12:42,126 --> 01:12:44,321
how quickly the
clock would stop.
1128
01:12:45,496 --> 01:12:48,294
I wouldn't have pretended
I was invisible.
1129
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,535
I would have paid more
attention to people.
1130
01:12:52,870 --> 01:12:54,098
To time.
1131
01:12:56,507 --> 01:12:59,567
I would have paid more
attention to everything.
1132
01:13:05,049 --> 01:13:08,075
If you think I'm going gently to that
good night, then go fuck yourself!
1133
01:13:13,257 --> 01:13:16,385
Ain't nothing gentle
about this, asshole.
1134
01:13:23,033 --> 01:13:26,298
I thought silver bullets
were meant for werewolves.
1135
01:13:27,771 --> 01:13:29,102
What now?
1136
01:13:29,607 --> 01:13:31,268
I'm thinking.
1137
01:13:31,342 --> 01:13:33,936
How long's it been? About
one bottle's worth.
1138
01:13:34,011 --> 01:13:35,411
Top me off then,
darling, will you?
1139
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,106
Think he's gone?
1140
01:13:39,550 --> 01:13:41,313
Christ, this is getting boring.
1141
01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:48,781
What now? - I'm thinking.
1142
01:13:51,395 --> 01:13:53,863
- I'm not convinced.
- Neither am I.
1143
01:13:53,931 --> 01:13:54,955
Neither am I.
1144
01:13:55,032 --> 01:13:57,262
Guys, can we stop
fucking around now?
1145
01:14:01,272 --> 01:14:02,705
Was she upset?
1146
01:14:02,773 --> 01:14:04,331
I don't know.
1147
01:14:04,408 --> 01:14:05,636
I mean, I don't think so.
1148
01:14:05,709 --> 01:14:08,007
You know, Reggie's pretty stoic.
1149
01:14:09,380 --> 01:14:12,008
Except she was upset about
this boy at school.
1150
01:14:12,082 --> 01:14:14,312
He'd... He'd had a bad accident.
1151
01:14:17,421 --> 01:14:19,082
You're an idiot.
1152
01:14:19,156 --> 01:14:20,487
Excuse me?
1153
01:14:21,692 --> 01:14:23,956
Not you. Me.
1154
01:14:53,557 --> 01:14:57,584
Murray, now you get to play
with Shadow and Snowball.
1155
01:14:58,495 --> 01:15:01,464
And JD and Junior.
1156
01:15:01,565 --> 01:15:06,025
Oh, and that meanie Stella. Give
her a swat for me, will you?
1157
01:15:06,570 --> 01:15:08,561
Meanest cat I ever had.
1158
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:13,232
Will you come with me to
dispose of the ashes?
1159
01:15:14,211 --> 01:15:16,236
Anything you need, Delores.
1160
01:15:32,396 --> 01:15:33,624
Morning.
1161
01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:35,322
Hey.
1162
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:39,833
You are so consistently
inconsistent.
1163
01:15:40,104 --> 01:15:43,096
Actually, I'm just the opposite.
1164
01:15:44,274 --> 01:15:47,437
Well, either way,
1165
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:50,640
you always end up here.
1166
01:15:51,315 --> 01:15:54,375
Would have been considerate
if you'd left a note.
1167
01:15:54,451 --> 01:15:57,011
I don't think you do
that when you run away.
1168
01:15:57,087 --> 01:15:58,850
Is that what this is?
1169
01:16:01,058 --> 01:16:02,525
Maybe.
1170
01:16:07,498 --> 01:16:08,863
Five years.
1171
01:16:10,034 --> 01:16:11,433
Like a blur.
1172
01:16:13,604 --> 01:16:15,162
Not for me.
1173
01:16:16,874 --> 01:16:20,674
And what exactly are these annual
maintenance fees used for, huh?
1174
01:16:23,414 --> 01:16:25,814
I'm never coming
back here again.
1175
01:16:25,883 --> 01:16:27,077
Reggie.
1176
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:29,916
Come on, it's your
sister's grave.
1177
01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:32,781
Except George isn't in it.
1178
01:16:35,659 --> 01:16:38,059
I always knew that
she was around.
1179
01:16:38,762 --> 01:16:41,925
And yesterday I met her.
1180
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:44,794
Really?
1181
01:16:45,269 --> 01:16:46,668
Yeah.
1182
01:16:46,737 --> 01:16:50,730
Except her name was Millie,
and she's a grim reaper
1183
01:16:50,808 --> 01:16:52,848
who works at Happy Time and
who takes people's souls
1184
01:16:52,872 --> 01:16:54,499
before they die.
1185
01:16:55,379 --> 01:16:57,142
So, this is about the boy.
1186
01:16:58,382 --> 01:17:00,373
Look, I have a picture.
1187
01:17:03,454 --> 01:17:06,548
- That isn't George.
- That's because it's Millie.
1188
01:17:06,623 --> 01:17:09,114
You'd like her. She's
nicer than George.
1189
01:17:09,193 --> 01:17:11,855
- Stop it.
- I'm not crazy!
1190
01:17:15,733 --> 01:17:19,191
God, I can't stay
here any longer.
1191
01:17:19,269 --> 01:17:21,703
Do you think I'm a
fan of cemeteries?
1192
01:17:21,772 --> 01:17:25,731
You say in your book that the hardest
part of grieving is letting go.
1193
01:17:26,577 --> 01:17:30,206
This town is death
for the both of us.
1194
01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:35,381
I think you're having
a nervous breakdown.
1195
01:17:37,154 --> 01:17:39,281
Can I have it in California?
1196
01:17:41,325 --> 01:17:42,519
What?
1197
01:17:47,664 --> 01:17:49,632
I'm sorry I grabbed you.
1198
01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:51,031
It's okay.
1199
01:17:54,438 --> 01:17:56,838
Maybe we should take a vacation.
1200
01:17:58,275 --> 01:17:59,674
A road trip.
1201
01:18:01,912 --> 01:18:07,350
- As long as we share the driving.
- Okay, now I know you're crazy.
1202
01:18:12,456 --> 01:18:15,584
Why did you guys tell me Cameron
wanted chocolate and graham crackers?
1203
01:18:15,659 --> 01:18:18,719
Because he already
had marshmallows.
1204
01:18:20,430 --> 01:18:24,264
- What did I miss?
- Cameron's farewell party.
1205
01:18:25,502 --> 01:18:29,199
Oh, Mason, be a dear and throw
another leg on the fire.
1206
01:18:36,613 --> 01:18:38,240
He's finished now.
1207
01:18:38,315 --> 01:18:39,942
He's gotta be.
1208
01:18:41,185 --> 01:18:43,176
We can't do anything else.
1209
01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:47,314
Oh, yes, we can.
1210
01:18:56,066 --> 01:18:57,795
Who would have thought
such a small creature
1211
01:18:57,868 --> 01:19:00,098
could fill something this size?
1212
01:19:00,704 --> 01:19:02,467
Well, Murray had a big heart.
1213
01:19:02,539 --> 01:19:04,336
And Cameron was a big ass.
1214
01:19:04,408 --> 01:19:07,866
Silver-plated? Oh, Millie.
1215
01:19:08,278 --> 01:19:11,111
This must have set you
back a pretty penny.
1216
01:19:11,582 --> 01:19:13,140
A whole unemployment check.
1217
01:19:14,418 --> 01:19:16,215
I'm so sorry about all of that.
1218
01:19:16,286 --> 01:19:18,948
No apologies necessary.
It was my fault.
1219
01:19:19,022 --> 01:19:21,547
- Poor judgment.
- You're only human.
1220
01:19:22,426 --> 01:19:24,587
- You think?
- As is Amy.
1221
01:19:24,661 --> 01:19:26,959
Legal got back to me
about her lawsuit.
1222
01:19:27,030 --> 01:19:28,725
Turns out she's
pulled this stunt
1223
01:19:28,799 --> 01:19:32,758
in the workplace before,
litigious little weasel.
1224
01:19:32,836 --> 01:19:36,203
- So I'm back?
- If you can forgive me.
1225
01:19:36,273 --> 01:19:38,901
- Corner office.
- Done.
1226
01:19:41,178 --> 01:19:42,805
This is Murray Herbig.
1227
01:19:43,914 --> 01:19:46,644
"'My dear, sweet Murray,
1228
01:19:47,918 --> 01:19:51,012
"'though you've slipped
through death's slim door,
1229
01:19:51,321 --> 01:19:53,414
"'I declare you were
not just a cat.
1230
01:19:53,490 --> 01:19:55,287
"'You were so much more.
1231
01:19:56,326 --> 01:19:57,884
"'You were my companion.
1232
01:19:58,595 --> 01:20:01,564
"'My pal. My friend.
1233
01:20:01,632 --> 01:20:02,724
"'You were there with me,
1234
01:20:02,799 --> 01:20:05,267
"'loving me, until the end.
1235
01:20:05,936 --> 01:20:09,633
"'Dear one, always
patient, never mean.
1236
01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:14,072
"'You were the best little
kitty we'd ever seen.
1237
01:20:15,012 --> 01:20:16,343
"'Eyes of amber,
1238
01:20:16,413 --> 01:20:19,177
"'silver whiskers,
oh, so tickly."
1239
01:20:19,850 --> 01:20:21,977
"'That rough little tongue"
1240
01:20:22,052 --> 01:20:24,247
"'and the way you licked me."
1241
01:20:27,724 --> 01:20:29,385
"'Time is fleeting.
1242
01:20:30,027 --> 01:20:32,086
"'A life passes so quickly.
1243
01:20:32,896 --> 01:20:34,887
"'Comforting me
in my dark hours,
1244
01:20:34,965 --> 01:20:39,197
"'you always reminded me,
'Stop to smell the flowers. '
1245
01:20:39,903 --> 01:20:43,339
"'When we meet across
that great divide,
1246
01:20:43,941 --> 01:20:45,568
"'we'll run and play,
1247
01:20:45,642 --> 01:20:48,372
"'and we'll abide
in cool pastures.
1248
01:20:49,413 --> 01:20:51,847
"'Your loud purr will welcome me
1249
01:20:51,915 --> 01:20:53,849
"'where we'll laugh
1250
01:20:53,917 --> 01:20:55,384
"'and cuddle
1251
01:20:56,153 --> 01:20:58,986
"'and forever be free." '
1252
01:21:05,028 --> 01:21:09,362
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
1253
01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:24,145
So, who's in charge now?
1254
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:28,081
Have to wait to hear
from upper management.
1255
01:21:28,318 --> 01:21:29,751
What should we do?
1256
01:21:29,820 --> 01:21:32,653
I'm thinking waffles.
1257
01:21:35,492 --> 01:21:37,722
Hey, did you pack your pillow?
1258
01:22:15,899 --> 01:22:18,527
I guess the clock in my
heart is still ticking.
1259
01:22:18,602 --> 01:22:20,229
I mean, I'm still here.
1260
01:22:20,303 --> 01:22:22,635
I must be clinging to something.
1261
01:22:23,273 --> 01:22:25,503
I just wish I knew what it was.
1262
01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:31,037
A boom boom bâ.
1263
01:22:32,949 --> 01:22:34,814
A boom boom bâ.
1264
01:22:36,887 --> 01:22:38,878
A boom boom bâ.
1265
01:22:40,991 --> 01:22:42,652
A boom boom bâ.
1266
01:22:42,726 --> 01:22:45,194
Can you hear my heart
beat in this world?
1267
01:22:45,262 --> 01:22:46,661
A boom boom bâ.
1268
01:22:46,730 --> 01:22:49,392
Do you know that behind
all these words.
1269
01:22:49,466 --> 01:22:50,660
A boom boom bâ.
1270
01:22:50,734 --> 01:22:53,430
Lies a deep desire Kamélé hé?
1271
01:22:53,503 --> 01:22:54,629
A boom boom bâ.
1272
01:22:57,340 --> 01:22:58,671
A boom boom bâ.
1273
01:22:58,742 --> 01:23:01,233
Are my dreams to
be all I can do?
1274
01:23:01,378 --> 01:23:02,640
A boom boom bâ.
1275
01:23:02,712 --> 01:23:04,942
Lay o lay above, lay o lay below
1276
01:23:05,015 --> 01:23:09,645
I am so fucked.
1277
01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:27,659
A boom boom bâ.
1278
01:23:27,737 --> 01:23:30,399
Can you hear my heart
beat in this world?
1279
01:23:30,474 --> 01:23:31,600
A boom boom bâ.
1280
01:23:31,675 --> 01:23:34,337
Do you know that behind
all these words.
1281
01:23:34,411 --> 01:23:35,673
A boom boom bâ.
1282
01:23:35,745 --> 01:23:37,940
Lies the deep desire Kamélé hé?
1283
01:23:38,682 --> 01:23:39,682
A boom boom bâ.
1284
01:23:42,119 --> 01:23:43,609
A boom boom bâ.
1285
01:23:43,687 --> 01:23:46,281
Are my dreams to
be all I can do?
1286
01:23:46,356 --> 01:23:47,584
A boom boom bâ.
1287
01:23:47,657 --> 01:23:51,457
Lay o lay above,
lay o lay below.
1288
01:23:51,628 --> 01:23:54,722
And he said Annie will
show them a new way.
1289
01:23:54,798 --> 01:23:55,958
A boom boom bâ.
1290
01:24:08,845 --> 01:24:10,608
A boom boom bâ.
1291
01:24:10,714 --> 01:24:13,376
Can you hear my heart
beat in this world?
1292
01:24:13,450 --> 01:24:14,678
A boom boom bâ.
1293
01:24:14,751 --> 01:24:17,151
Do you know that behind
all these words.
1294
01:24:17,287 --> 01:24:18,515
A boom boom bâ.
1295
01:24:18,588 --> 01:24:21,318
Lies the deep desire Kamélé hé?
1296
01:24:21,391 --> 01:24:22,653
A boom boom bâ.
1297
01:24:53,890 --> 01:24:55,152
A boom boom bâ.
1298
01:24:57,928 --> 01:24:59,088
A boom boom bâ.
1299
01:25:02,132 --> 01:25:03,429
A boom boom bâ.
1300
01:25:06,236 --> 01:25:07,430
A boom boom bâ.
1301
01:25:10,173 --> 01:25:11,333
A boom boom bâ.
1302
01:25:14,044 --> 01:25:15,341
A boom boom bâ.
1303
01:25:15,679 --> 01:25:18,147
Can you hear my heart
beat in this world?
1304
01:25:18,215 --> 01:25:19,409
A boom boom bâ.
1305
01:25:22,052 --> 01:25:23,849
A boom boom bâ.
1306
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:27,048
Can you hear my heart
beat in this world?
1307
01:25:28,048 --> 01:25:36,048
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